Albion Jefferson High School - Torch Yearbook (Albion, IN)

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sam -LONG LIVE THE PINK AND GREEN!!- Scene IV-Junior-Senior Reception Glen-'Smatter, Walter, you look kinda sleepy? Too much flag fight? Walter Edington-Oh My? Oh-h-h-h-h- 1Remembering the relation lzetx een Chicken a-la incubator and chicken a-la kingb V c CURTAIN ACT IV Scene I-The winter Carnival on the U. B. hill. Tebe-Who's going down the hill with me? Torchy-I will. Shene-Let me go. Bus-And me. All pile on Tebe's big f?J sled and start. Half way down Mother Earth sticks out her foot and trips them. Then Tebe comes up the hill a hero and to this day he still bears the traces of his heroship. Scene II-The Doo Funny Family Aunt Dishy-Juanita-My stars and chicken gizardslll Grandma-Elizabeth-Here I stand, a funny old Granny, I can dance a jig or play the piany. Paw-Ross-My nose is built on the installment plan, Or else I'd be a handsome man. Maw-Helen-There Was a young lady from Lynn, Who was so exceedingly thin, that when she essayed To drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in. Dumpy-Bernard-Hello, Aunt Dishy, here you see Mr. Dumpy Doo Funny, that is me. The Twins-Alethea 62 Sharlette-Dotty Dimple Doo Funny, Daffy Dilly too The Twins both Wish you a how-de-do. Doughnut-Kenneth-There was a young lady named Doi'-a The same shape behind as befor-a And, as no one knew where to offer a chair, She had to sit down on the floor-a. Baby Blossom-Hilda-Won't you dimme a nickle, Mike Slessman? Oh goody! I'm awful glad. I thought MAYBE you didn't have no nickle 'cause Edith didn't bring a box. Scene III-Commencement Night Mr. Van Gorder-And now to the members of the class of nineteen hundred and twenty four, of the Albion High School, who have worked hard and faithfully during their four years of high school life, I take the greatest of pleasure in presenting to you your diplomasg and may the Heavenly Father bless you and guide you through all your life. CURTAIN 18

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Q. 3 ACT II Scene I-First day of school. In the assembly room. Noise and confusion everywhere Bernice-O-ho! Look at our new little Freshies. Harold-My, aren't they green 'Z Anna-I'll bet they don't even know their own names. Lelia-I'm glad we're not like that. Scene II-In Latin class Ecil-All Gaul is divided into three parts. One of which is inhabi- ted by the Belgiansg another by the Aquitaniansg a third. which in their own language are called Celts, in our language are called Gauls. Miss Hudgens-I see Sears and Roebuck have been patronized by our Caesar class. Only 31.50, but remember- You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drinkg You can use a Latin Pony, but you cannot make it think. CURTAIN ACT III Scene I-In the assembly room Charles Prickett comes stalking into the room wearing a bright red sweater. Miss Brown--Charles, whose sweater is that '? Charles-Why, I kinda' think-a it's Helen's. Miss Brown-Then I suspect you'd better put it back where you got it, Scene Il-At the Junior Carnival Paul-Come on., you lizards. Three balls for a dime. Three in, and a box of candy. The candy you win is the candy you get is the candy you give to your girl. John Singleton, here, boys, is a box worth buying. It' beauty is only skin deep we'll be starved, but if not, . . . O, Boy! Don't be bashful, walk right up to the captains office and invest. Bernard- Who kissed Barbara? Scene III-The Flag Fight. Bus-Keep 'em away from the ladder with stones. Go on un, Shene. Chink-Holy Smoke! They've knockefl Shene down with rotten eggs. Schene-Oh see the purty violets. Henry-Wow, here comes a half-baked chicken. You keep 'em back while I go up. --After a hard fight-- 17

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Q gag 6 SENIORS OF 1924 No one ever had delined The class of twenty-four, And it's equal hasn't been found In former High School lore. We are a jolly bunch Not serious, sad. or glum, But ready for a gay good time With laughter and lots of fun. In the Freshman year, they counted Forty and strong we stood Then we felt as green as grass And as though our heads were wood. But soon they began to soften And the green began to fade Under the care of teachers That put other schools in the shade. But as the years passed by And as their knowledge from lessons came Some fearing the greatest of the task Ceased their work for fame. One of our brightest members Has passed to the Great Beyond And though we think of him with sadness Joy and Happiness he's found. He has only gone before us On the path that all must tread And in the future we will meet him For he lives and is not dead. So our number it has dwindled Till it's barely twenty and five But we who know the reward Deem it well to work and strive. The goal that we have been striving for These last four years, is near It's just witin our reach now At the end of the last, best year. 19