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Scotch parentage--born 18515 Albion education -class of 725 President of
Albion COllCgC-IQOIQ an eloquent Prohibitionist, a keen business man, a resource-
ful executive, a sincere counselor. His enmity for tobacco and gum is as deep and
lasting as his affection for Bobbie Burns. Of those who visit him " on the carpet,"
" many are called, but few are chosen."
Helen li. Svrrippz
Michigan born and bredg graduated from Albion, I887j elected Dean of Women,
1902. A cheery smile and sympathetic heart has won the tribute of a multitude of
conhdences and the reward of a myriad of friends.
I - Gffirrra nf Zlnairwriinn anim IEUIIPYIUHIPHT
SAMUEL DICKIE M'S LL President C
, , . , , . I ,HARLES ELISHA. BARR, A. Mb., Registrar
HELEN KNAPPEN SCRIPPS, Ph. B., Dean of Women I-IARLAN J. COZINE, Directoir of Conservatory
FREDERICK LUTZ, A. M. Secreitar K'
, y WILLIAM RICH PITKIN, Prim, of Coiilrrrerci-al Dept
flbffirvra nf Elnairuriinn anim Enhvrnmvnt
SAMUEL DICKIE, M. S., LL. D., john Owen Professor of Philosophy.
DELOS FALL, Sc. D., David Preston Professor of Chemistry.
FREDERICK LUTZ, A. M., Professor of Modern Languages and
CHARLES ELISI-IA BARR, A. M, Professor of Geology and Biology.
FREDERICK SAMUEL GOODRICH, A. M., Alumni Professor of the
English Bible, Acting Professor of Greek Language and Literature.
MRS. HELEN KNAPPEN-SCRIPPS, Ph. B, Dean of Women, In-
structor in English Literature.
FREDERIC COE DEMOREST, A. M., D. D, Professor of Latin.
CHARLES HENRY WOOLBERT, A. B.. Profesror of English and
Oratory QW. Scott Brown Chair of Belles Lettresj
CLARENCE WILSON GREENE, B. Pd, A. M., Professor of Physics.
FRANK TRACY CARLTON, A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Economics
and Acting Henry M. Loud Professor of History.
E. ROSCOE SLEIGHT, A. M., W. H. Brockway Professor of Mathe-
matics, Acting Ezra Bostwick Professor of Astronomy.
JOHN ZEDLER, A. B., Associate Professor of Modern Languages.
FRANK W. DOUGLAS, A. B., Assistant in Chemistry.
WILLIAM JAMES HOOVER, Instructor in Mathematics.
HARLAN J. COZINE, Director of Conservatory, Instructor in Voice.
WILLIAM S. COLUMBUS, Instructor in Piano, Organ and Theory of
HARRIET F. REYNOLDS, Teacher of Piano, Organ and Musical
ARTHUR E. BRYCE, Teacher of Violin and Viola.
ANNA M. HOFFMAN, Teacher of Wind Instruments.
FRANK L. HOFFMAN, Director of Band. ,
GRACE AUSTIN, Teacher of Piano.
SARAH ESTELLA WOOLSEY, Instructor in Art.
WILLIAM RICH PITKIN, Principal of Commercial Department.
NANNIE LANDON, Teacher of Shorthand and Typewriting.
WILLIAM D. CHADWICK, A. B., Instructor in English and Director
of Physical Education for Men Students.
EMMA I. PARMATER, Director of Physical Education for Women
ELEANOR T. AVANN, A. M., Instructor in Greek.
ROSA BALL, B. S., Librarian.
Maha nf Eeparimrnta
BY ARTHUR G. MILLSPAUGH
illrvhvrirk GI. Bemnrwt
ready. Polished top.
No Wheels. Pie for
fuel. Steam escapes
with sharp detonations
-A philosopher, big-
hearted, sincere, and
Senior member of
the College Faculty
One of the makers of
Michigaifs new con-
stitution As consci-
entious in his teaching
as he is in his living,
for each is merged in
the other. Grave and
stern. Many freshmen
take a Fall, but none
ever regrets it.
Elirrherirh Sf. Gnnhrirh
GREEK AND ENGLISH BIBLE
He knows by heart the Book of Booksg he has traced through the
hills and vales of Palestine the steps of the Masterg he is writing a
volume that will unlock Bible truths for the Chineseg an earnest,
eloquent Christian scholar, whose melancholy face belies the sparkling
humor of his heart.
Qlharleu EE. Ifiarr
GEOLOGY. ZOOLOGY AND BOTANY
A clean-cut, shrewd college rnang a thought-inspiring and reason-
building teacherg a painstaking biologist and expert photographerg a
great "co-operatorf' the "hurry-up" man in athletics. He says what
he means, and vice versa.
illranh Elrarg Qlarltnn
HISTORY AND ECONOMICS
Theses, magazine articles, original studies, prodigious accumula-
tions of exact fnotes, honest reason and unswerving judgment, cob-
webs and icicles, never nick-named, he stands on a rare pedestal Of
Ollarvnrr milznn Chrevnv
Albion banks on the
" long Greene " fo r
and debtless athletics.
Sev e r e ly scrupulous
and scrupulously se-
vere, through the Puri-
tanical lines of his face
surges aflood of human
His favorite drink
has his own attributes:
warm, bubbling, steam-
ing, generously pour-
ing forth, having good
grounds, k n o W i n g
many tongues, making
many "chokes," a good
mixer fof chapel
noticesj-The b e s t
'fgood fellow" of them
EE. Qi. ivlviglit
MATHEMATICS AND ASTRONOMY
If sines do not fail we
have never had a better
exponent of his line. We
are not divided on this
point. His learning is
voluminous and his teach-
ing luminous. You can
figure on this Sleight.
Qlharlva Q. mnnlhvrt
ENGLISH AND ORATORY
His four years at Albion
have brought six victo-
ries in debate, and two
firsts, two seconds and a
third in oratory. A res!
ervoir of pent-up energy,
frequently heated, some-
times explosive, always
brilliant, never chilled in-
william 131:12 liiikm
as quiet as the streams of
Siberia that ICIOW deeply
under their ice, a man of
much business and few
Head of the Conserva-
tory, 19073 director of
the famous Grace Church
Choir of Chicago. An an-
imated hand-shake, a dy-
namo of energy, a whirl-
w i n d of enthusiasm.
Nothing is too big or too
impossible for him to do.
Established at Spring Arbor as "Spring Arbor Seminary" 1835g charter amended 1839 and school transferred to Albion.
First building erected I843Q 1849 charter amended and name became "Wesleyan Seminary and Female Collegiate Institute."
Degrees granted to women only. Third amendment to charter-18613 name "Albion College"-Degrees conferred on both
men and women. Management-Board of Trustees, sixteen persons-six elected by Detroit Conference of Methodist
Episcopal church, six by Michigan Conference and three by Society of Alumni. President of College, member ex officio.
I--... ., Y,..... .
CLASS OF 1909
"Give me your prayers."
PERLEY A. SMALL-
"A man he seems, of cheerful yesterdays
And confident to morrowsf'
ROY A. HAAG-
"His Studie was but litel on the Bible."
J. E. soMERs-
"The simple, silent, selfless man
ls worth a world of tonguestersf'
MARK W. DOTY- U
"Mild be the sun on this sweet blushing
"I' faith, his hair is of a good color."
"The world knows only two,
That's Rome and I."
bo has got the clear
"Our elder y
"A little rou
nd, fat, oily man of God."
"I have loved three whole days together,
' love three more I
And am like to
If it prove fair Weather."
CHARLOTTE M. SHELDON-
hose licfht blue eyes
"Sweet-hearted, you, w O
Are tender over drowning flies."
"Finds tongues in trees, 0
b oks in the running
Sermons in stones and good in everything."
f'Plain withou p
ARTHUR E. COBB
"He needs no aid who doth
this ladyls will."
LETTIE E. SANBORN-
t omps, and rich without show.
"How meek soe'er he seems,
No keener hunter after glory breathes."
HERBERT V. WADE-
"I was not born for courts or great affairs,
I pay my debts, believe, and say my prayersf
"He smoothed his chin, and sleeked his hair
And said the world was beautiful."
MYRA A. PARKER-
"She's aye, aye so blithe, sae gay,
She aye sae bonnie, blithe, and gay."
"O Happy Day! that fixed my choice."
She's Sweet as the ev'ning among the new hay.'
"Prove me what it is I shall not do."
"She's fresh as the morning the fairest in May,
"An open-hearted maiden, true and pure,
An animated form that speaks a mind within
"Whistling airy trifles, this or that."
RELIS E. BARR- -
And pardonable, worthy to be knight."
"So light of foot, so light of spirit."
"Her candle goeth not out by night."
GLENN D. RANSON-
"By diligence he wins his way."
D. L. CHADWICKN-
"My tongue Within my lips I reign,
For who talks much must talk in vain."
KENNNETH 1. HOLLINSHEAD
LULU M. SMITH-
"For tho' I fly from Albion,
I still can love but only one."
STELLA M. PETERSON-
"But now I fain would for a time survive,
If but to see what next can well arrive."
A. BERNICE CLANCY-
"Having the graces of speech,
turning of phrases."
and skill inthe
"The mildest manners and the greatest heartf
"Flying his thoughts like kites."
GEORGE F. JILLSON-
just as your sign-post lions do,
With aspect Herce, and quite as harmless, too
HARRY E. WALKER-
"The sunshine came along witr him."
Biainrg nf Gllaaa IHIIH
O, far from the roar of the rolling sea,
And far from the sweep of the Western lea,
Back from the heat of the Southern sand,
Away from the chill of the dread North land,
All hidden in stretches of river vales,
And shielded from worrying northwest gales,
Eternally, calmly, serenely bright-
Arises a city-the City of Light.
The grand old structures within the town
Stand as a monument of renown.
'Mid white, gleaming cliffs, old Albion's fame
Shines forth, symbolical of itsname.
In the auspicious year of 1905,
When nrst all true genius began to thrive,
The influx of active, ambitious life-
Fostered a spirit of jealous strife.
In all the years that had gone before,
And in years to come, forevermore,
Never was, nor shall be, such a glorious throng
In history, literature, or song.
The stern-faced professors wisely smiled,
While Seniors, Juniors, and Sophs went wild.
The old chapel seats where the Freshmen sat,
Fairly creaked in their excess of joy thereat.
But the Freshmen, all calm in their dignity-
Betrayed not a sign of malignity.
Nobility needs none of malice, to thrive,-
And thus it transpired in old naughty-iive.
In Prof. Lutz' old room on a Thursday night,
We organized in the midst of a fight.
The Sophomores, juniors, and Seniors combined
Were routed and scattered, with terror quite blind
Our President, Barber, with fortitude sweet,
Invited the class to the Greek's for a treat.
The procession that marched down old Porter that night
Was full of a wild and hilarious delight.
With tables drawn close, and ices served out,
We feasted in triumph, with many a shout,
Lgiainrg nf Qllaaz IHIIEI-Glnniinuvh
Our first Freshman banquet was held at the Greek's,
But, nevertheless, 'twas the whole talk for weeks.
Old class naughty-nine with its eighty cohorts
Was valiant, and won in the mid-winter sports.
With "Jillson," and "Huddy," "Barb," "Holly,"
Our class of '09 flourished many a star.
We won from the Seniors and also the Preps,
We made Sophs and juniors take mighty quick steps
The girls in the gallery yelled themselves hoarse,
Our red and white penants were "It," Oh, of course.
Naughty-nine found itself in the lead everywhere,
Having sense to begin with, and courage to dare.
The English Professor took awful delight,
Assigning hard themes, and making us write.
A spirit heroic inflamed each breast,
And we tackled each subject with wonderful zest.
In Biology, trying it was on the nerves
To cut up a fish-worm, and shade in the curves,
But, spirit-undaunted, we wielded the knife,
And hardened our hearts to the surgeon's life.
In the Chemical "Lab" from early till late,
We learned the rules of the precipitate.
In Latin and German, in French, and in Greek,
We puzzled and Worked thro' the live-long week.
In Faculty-meeting we all were discussed,
And reverenced, after, in conndent trust.
O, 'the Freshrfien were famous the whole of the year,
All co-classrnen wondered and watched us in fear.
The year Nineteen-six ushered once more our host,
QI beg of you-don't think I ever would boastj
Tho' summer had robbed us nearly of half,
We still could study, and iight,-and laugh.
Our dignity, royal, and ancient class pride,
Could still by no other class be denied.
The Freshmen were youthful, and needed our aid,
So we kept them in practice by many a raid.
Their infant class-meeting we planned to attend
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In dear old "North Building" we made a compact,
They left about midnight, with feelings intact,
The Seniors and juniors, they heard of the fray,
And plotted to steal our refreshments away.
Three gallons of ice-cream were sent C. O. D.
To Russell's, on Erie, by our kind decree.
'Mid singing, and ice-cream and wafers beside
The Wires were cut by the Juniors outside.
The darkness was sudden, but not out of place,
And we stayed till the ice-cream was gone-every trace
Then Freshies and Sophs took a grimly planned
flight, ' I
Two heads were close shaven-result of the fight.
Next morning in chapel, poor Prexie was cross,
And spoke as if all had sustained a great loss.
Both J. Oakes and Squire most sadly agreed,
Themselves shining proof of the horrible deed
In the Spring of the year, when fever ran high,
The Seniors got hungry for Faculty pie.
They begged invitations to make evening calls-
At Demorest's, Zedler's, Greene's, Lutz's, and Fall's.
The Sophomores, guessing what they were about,
Came to their assistance, thro' kindness, no doubt.
At Zedler's and Green's there was no end of fun,
Refreshments were gone, ere the Seniors begun.
A spirit-engendered rec-ip-ro-ci-ty,
Has never a use for scru-pu lo-si-ty. 1
Thus by old Naughty-nine were great battles fought,
And vict'ries were many, tho' oft harshly bought.
Self evident facts, we never dispute,
Nor well-proven evidence ever refute,
So look for yourself at the junior class-
And bow in all reverence as you pass.
Their fame is established without a doubt,
And others may quietly step down and out.
So, hurrah for the class at the head of the line,
The noble, all-powerful, old Nezzcghify-nine!
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We may be just the juniors gay
Of old naughty-nine as you will say,
But then, but then, but then, but then:
We say we love the juniors
We do, we do.
They are the best, they've stood the test, A
And come out higher than the rest.
We love the junior class of nineteen-nine,
We think you all are simply mighty fine.
We hold our own in all athletics-H
Baseball, football We can easy HX,
And when, and when, and when, and when,
We challenge all the other classes,
They all turn the shade of 'lasses.
Oh then, oh then, oh then, oh then.
But more than all these brilliant features
We satisfy all of our teachers.
And then, and then, and then, and then.
W-Lula M. Smith.
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In September, 1904, the halls of Albion were decked with a more luxuriant
growth of autumnal verdure than even the faculty recollected having seen in many
years. Eventually the separate Fresh leaves clinging to this tree of knowledge dis-
covered that they comprised the class of Naughty-eight. The nrst class meeting
was widely advertised and fully attended by members of all classes. I. Adams Oakes
was chosen the first authentic president of the class. After the puerile manner of all
Freshmen we gloried in our physical prowess, and, to prove it, we beat the Sophs at
football, challenged and defeated a team picked from the rest of the school at bas-
ket ball, and won an indoor athletic meet with the High School.
During the following years we put away childish things, such as class spirit and
athletic ambition, and applied ourselves diligently to the more serious duties of
college life. fWe won the Horn contest, through the oratorical ability of Lang-
worthy, and secured the editorship of the Pleiad for a second term, through the gifts
of Mr. Millspaugh. lOur rapid pace has proved too strenuous for most of those who
first enrolled with us, however, and they have fallen by the wayside, leaving a small,
but very select class, remarkable for their mental acumen, moral stamina, and lofty
and noble ideals of life. At the close of our college career, so nearly approaching
its culmination, we are trying not to allow the adulation of the underclassmen to
turn our heads and are endeavoring to bear in mind that it has required much more
time for many a man to toil up the stairyway of fame than it has for him to slide
down the banister of obscurity."-F. R. Russell.
Gertrude M. Babcock
Myrtle E. Bastian
C. E. Doty
Wm. J. Hoover
Russell D. Hopkins
Carl J. Knapp
Chas. A. Langworthy
Rex K. Latham
Clyde C. Leeson
Beulah E. Luce
Florenc B. McLouth
Ella A. Meinke
Cleora A. Miller
Arthur C. Millspaugh
joel R. Moore
jay Adams Oakes
Harry A. Richareson
Mable L. Rogers
Frederick R. Russell
jason M. Saunderson
Howard W. Squire .
I. E. Thornton
Carl V. Weller
Russell E. Wightman
CLASS OF 1910
Russell V. Allman Luther
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On September 17th, 1906, we made our appearance on the campus and since
our advent into this college world we have grown in knowledge and understanding
to a degree unhoped for by other classes. Our position in college life is really
unique for "we are too young to worry about graduation, to old to be bashful and just
old enough to enjoy everything but studies.,' Really the Sophomores are in an
enviable position.-A. B. Ball.
Albert Bruce Ball
I-I. Adeline Ballamy
Florence I. Barry
Glen A. Bechtel
Charles Rollin Bush
Addie A. Carr
T. R. Coates
James Fred McKale
Howard C. Middleton
Floyd W. Moore
Roy F. Cole J. C. Perrott
Edith Dew Donald Ramsdell
Lgla Fritz Genevieve Ranger
Benjamin S. Frost
Ralph S. Gildart
Levi P. Goodwin
Irving W. Greene
Olah J. Hill
C. V. Howell
Frank E. Saxton
Harry T. Saxton
C. H. Smith
J. C. Smith
Floyd E. Starr
Ernest J. Terrell
Dell C. Vandercook
CLASS OF 1911
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The class of 'rr has been fortunate in its history. It has vanquished the
haughty "Soph," by a dousing in the "drink," and a trouncing on the gridiron. It
has met its first obstacles well, and, undaunted, stands ready to cope with three
years more of college life. Its brief past is glorious in its achievementsg its present
is characterized by an ever-ready willingness to meet, unllinchingly, every opportu-
nityg its future-is a hope for a full realization of character that comes from a mas-
tery of duty.-O. T. Olsen.
M. C. Adams
R. A. Austin
Bernice A. Ball
W. R. Benson
L. C. Billings
G. A. Blanchard
R. P. Clancy
H. H. Clifford
D. W. Crankshaw
H. G. Cross
P. A. Cross
Grace A. England
R. G. Evans
Lena A. Fairweather
Rena G. Fisher
Lotta M. Fox
O. W. Freeman
H. B. Gabriel
R. E. Gibson
Gladys C. Grifhn
L. F. Hale
Grace M. Harrison
G. W. Hart
M. A. Hollinshed
S. H. Howe
Eric G. Huckle
Blanche E. Hudson
L. C. james
H. M. Karr
Edith M. Ketcham
L. R. Kimball
F. S. Kinney
Emma E. Leeson
C. R. Miller
L. H. Miller
Emma E. Newcomer
Hazel A. Ogden
R. N. Ogden
O. T. Olsen
Edith C. Owen
Vera C. Patterson
C. C. Peabody
R. L. Peterson
F. W. Pimlott
B. E. Pratt
H. S. Pratt
L. Z. Robinson
Cecil T. Smith
Margaret S. Smith
J. S. Spence
'Lois C. Steele
K. H. Steuernol
H. F. Strong
E. A. Torrey
G. V. Towsley
Glenn A. Tubbs
Ethel Van Wagoner
Hazel M. Way
Adda E. Whealey
Mary E. Woodson
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G. E. Aubill
Don. A. Cohoe
Fred W. Conat
Mabel E. Cooley
M. F. Cross
Roy W. Goodwin
I. C. Gordon
Chase B. Grant
Dean S Grifhth
Ralph R. Henderson
George S. Hicks
Morey P. Jeffery
Fred G. Ieynes
Mark R. Kelley
Fred E. Morrell
Orville W. Morrow
'l'. P. Oakes
George R. Osborne
Edith M. Potts
E. C. Pryor
Edith I. Pugh
Charles T. Rutledge
Ned R. Smith
Gertrude Voigtlan d
Seibert B. Walter
William H. Whear
Owen B. Winter
Glummrrrial Qllaaa illnll
N. B. Abraham
Wm. E. Carroll
H. F. Donnigan
Mark YV. Doty
Arthur A. Flower
Ross J. Mann
Stanley E. Noakes
Samuel J. Stone
Chas. H. Symons
C. Bruce Strong
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Never in the history of Albion College, has the Conservatory been in as pros-
perousa condition as at the present time. The same spirit of interest in, and loyalty
to, Albion, that has always been manifest in the other departments of the college,
now pervades the school of music.
The number of pupils, which has aleady climbed to 1 I I, is steadily increasing.
Before the beginning of the Spring term, the Conservatory building will have been
completely renovated. The rooms will be newly carpeted and furnished, thus pro-
viding an air of cleanliness, culture and refinement. And not only the furnishing,
but the equipment ofthe Conservatory, is to be improved. At present we have, by
the courtesy of the Steinway company, one new Steinway grand piano, and are soon
to have another. These, with the Weber grand piano, and pedal organ, will make
Albion Conservatory the finest equipped in the state. '
The Choral Union has been reorganized into the Philharmonic Society, with a
membership of 140. The club is now working for the May Musical Festival, which
will consist of three concerts, to be given in the early part of May. The St. Cecilia
Club is composed of twenty-five or thirty of the best singers among the young ladies.
The Apollo Male Quartet is in great demand at all college functions, and frequently
gives concerts around the state. By the kind co-operation of Dr. Dickie and the
board of trustees, and the liberal generosity of the town and college people, a col-
lege band has been organized and equipped.
If the present outlook is any augury, the Conservatory of Albion College has
nothing to fear from the future.-F. Fall.
Bessie L. Alexander
Russell V. Allman
Mary Mae Ansterburg
Flossie E. Bartell
E. Merle Champlin
Harry H. Clifford
Francis A. Coates
F. D. Cummings
Lillian L. Davis
Grace Dennie .
Martha M. Desmond
Caroline F. Diamond
Jessie M. Durrin
Robt. G. Evans
Mark H. Fall
Gertrude R. Fisher
Vera L. Fitch
Jessie B. Ford
Clytus A. Freeman
Otis W. Freeman
Gladys C. Griffin
Lulu May Graham
Sue M. Greacen
Ralph R. Henderson
George G. Hicks
Melvin A. Hollinshead
Elsie A. Huckle
R. S. Hopkins
Blanche E. Hudson
Genevieve L. Iden
Mark P. Kelley
Hazel M. Kemp
E. Beulah Luce
Theresa M. Menge
E. W. Morse
Marjorie G. Nagle
O. P. Oakes
J. A. Oakes
Hazel A. Ogden
Robert N. Ogden
Nettie Mae Olsen
Edith J. Pugh
Eloise C. Randall
E. Anna Rowley
Mrs. Louise Scott
Clara Belle Shaffer
Ella E. Sherk
Eva R. Smith
Lois C. Steele
Agnes J. Taylor
Jesse E. Thornton
Glenna G. Tubbs
Hazel M. Way
Adda Elsie Whaley
Anna Ethel Whaley
Sue M. Greacen
Nettie Mae Olsen
Jessie M. Durrin
' Vera Aiken
E. Anna Rowley
Hazel M. Kemp
Bessie L. Alexander
OFFICERS OF PHILHARMONIG SOCIETY
I. Oakes, Pres.
Miss Olsen, Vice Pres.
F. Russell, Treas.
G. Babcock, Sec.
Mr. Cozine, Director
Mary Ieiikins, Press Reporter
A. Hudnutt, Bus. Mgr.
Florence Fall, Social
Miss Kemp, Lib
ST. CEGELIA CLUB
INTEIRIORS OF ART ROOM
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WILLIAM D. CHADWICK
CLARENCE W. GREENE
SECRETARY OF ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION
REX K. LATHAM
M, I. A. A. DIRECTOR
JOEL R. MOORE
MANAGER FOOT BALL AND BASE BALL TEAMS
ATHLETIC BOARD OF CONTROL
1906 FOOT BALL TEAM
Top Row-Dayg Sackett: Latham. Managerg Merrill: Gilbert, Chadwick, Coach
Middle Row-Towsleyg Crowleyg McKaleg Taylcirg liolenz Thorntong
Bottom Row- Skiofmoreg Sa.ui1de1'son, Captainq Hayesg Jillson.
1907 BASE BALL TEAM
Top Row-Mcliale, C.g Kent, 2dg Miller, Ist. A
Middle Row-Chadwick, Coach: Moore, R. F.g Squire, C. F.g Latham, P.g Kei1s,.3rd.
Bottom Row-Hudnutt, L. F.g Knickerbockegf, S. S.g Moffett, 201.
1906 BASE BALL TEAM
Top-Row-Baldwin, Manager, Howe, S. Sgg Moore, L. F.: Squire, C, F., Latham, P., Kennedy, Coaelq.
Bottom Row-C. Ellerby, 2dg Moxsom, R. Big Collier, P.g Ellerby, Capt., 3rd, Frye, 0.5 Bliss, lstg Ke1ls, P
1907 FOOT BALL TEAM
Tqp Row-Modre, Managerg Saunderson: Skidmore 5 Towsleyg Sackettg McKa1e3 Chadwick, Coach
Mlddle Row-'11ho1'nton, Austing Hayes, Capt.g Moffett-5 Miller.
Bottom Row-Ghadwickg Prattg Barrg Parrott.
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April zo-Hillsdale at Albion
April 25-Olivet at Olivet
Albion ...... , ,
April 28-Kalamazoo at Albion
May I-Beloit at Albion
May 2-Ypsilanti at Ypsilanti
May 7-Kalamazoo at Kalamazoo
May 8-Armour Institute at Chicago
May 9-Culver Military Academy at Culver
May 13--Olivet at Albion
May 16-Hillsdale at Hillsdale
May 19-Ypsilanti at Albion
May 23-Lake Forest at Albion
May 30-Armour Institute at
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1907 BASKET BALL TEAM
Top Row-Mooreg Smithg Chadwick, Coachg
Middle R-ow-Jillsonz Saundersong Hollinsheadg Tousleyg Hayes
Bottom Row-Russellg Mooreg
FRESHMAN--CHAMPION FOOT BALL TEAM 1907
SOPHOMORE--CHAMPION BASKET BALL TEAM 1908
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Moon, M. A. C., '04
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Maddock, Albion, 'O2
Millar, M. A. C., '04
Moon, M. A. C., '04
Nicholson, M. A. C. O4
HOWARD W. SQUIRE
BASE BALL CAPTAIN 1907
JASON M. SAUNDERSON
FOOT BALL CAPTAIN 1906
EARL G. HAYES
CAPTAIN 1907 FOOT BALL TEAM
REX K. LATHAM
CAPTAIN 1908 BASE BALL TEAM
RELIS E. BARR
TRACK CAPTAIN 1908
KENNETH J. HOLLINSHEAD
BASKET BALL CAPTAIN 1907
MISS EMMA PARMATER, WOMEN'S PHYSICAL DIRECTOR, AND GIRLS BASKET BALL TEAMS
Gbrainrg :mil Brhate
CLYDE C. LEESON
ALBION'S DIRECTOR ON THE STATE
RAY P. NORTON
ALBION ORATOR IN STATE CONTEST 1907
WINNER OF SECOND PLACE
JAY ADAMS OAKES
ALBION'S WINNING ORATOR 1808
MISS LENA E. WEAGE
WINNER OF GIRLS' ORATORICL CONTEST
OPM winning Gbrainra
"Happy bunch, happy bunch,
Happy, well I guess." Q
It sure was a happy bunch that on the morning of March the seventh made one
certain Dutch street corner in Holland fairly ring with jubilance, It was a joyous
crowd of college men and women vibrating between and about two modest points of
adulation- a man and a woman.
And well might that bunch be jubilant. In the afternoon and evening of the
day before, in two great oratorical contests, one for women, the other for men, they
had cheered on these, their two orators to do their best. The bunch was going home
with a victory-yes with two victories.
In the afternoon contest their co-ed orator captured the audience and the de-
cision, and.in'the evening contest the decision and the audience had gone to their
mail- Surely the Hope students good-naturedly forgave them as they rolled out of
Holland horneward bound, singing:
"We're from Albion! We're from Albion,
She's the grandest college in the Wolverine sta'e.
lf you want to know why, you've not long to wait.
Tra-la-loo, tra-la-loo, tra-la-loo, tra-la-loo, tra-la-loo, yah.
Glad to know you! Glad to know you!
Hope has entertained us in a mighty fine style
But we've entertained hope for a mighty long while.
Meanwhile what's doing at Albion? Evidently the news of the double victory
has somehow leaked in. First issues a great noise on East Porter street. "A big
booming, buzzing something" Qlooked like a half-clad Psychology Profj red-faced,
romping "Hoo ee! Hoo ee!" Shouting, stamping "Hoo-ray! Hoo-ray!" bouncing,
racing "R-rah!" up to the doors "Biff! Biff? Hurrah! We win! twice! We win!
R r-ah-ow-oo-ee! Hoo-ray!"
That was Prof. Demorest carrying the good news to Mrs. Woolbert. And it
was not long till his lusty shouts were taken up by others. There was "general par-
ticipation" and the campus soon became a wild throng of demorestian jumping-
jacks of joy.
No words can express our appreciation for the tireless efforts of our trainer,
Prof. Woolbert. And no exposition as to the superior merits of his methods of
qraining can show more :than do these two illustrations of two perfectly delivered
Miss Lena E. Weage, our co-ed winner, entered Albion last Fall as a Sophomore,
her first year's college work having been done at Olivet College, her preparatory, at
Coldwater High. In the class-room Miss Weage enjoys a reputation for unfailing
excellence. She is a strong member of Eclectic and Atheniades literary society, and
takes an active interest in other phases of college life.
Our other orator, Jay Adams Oakes, who represents Michigan in the Inter-state
Intercollegiate Oratorical League contest, held at Albion, May seventh, entered
Albion in September, 1904. A year before while in Detroit, he made the acquaint-
ance of an Albion student who persuaded him to "work his way" through college.
So with sixty dollars in his pocket, Oakes presented himself in the President's room.
From the hrst, Oakes has been a leader in all college activities. He is a mem-
ber of Zetalethian literary society and a fellow respected by all.-I. R. M. 'o8.
ORATORICAI.. COMMITTEE I
Moore, Miss Peterson, Hopkins. Field, Leeson, Thomas, Miss Fiedler, Miss Smith, Cobb, Skidmore, Rowley
Rogers, Squire, Knapp, Brown, Smith, Bastain, Fritz, Miller, Woolbert, Carlton
i-Xlshinrfa illvrnrh nf Hirinrivs in Bvhaie
Upper Iowa - -
Washington and jefferson
Kalamazoo V -
Allegheny - -
Detroit College of Law
Uhr Gram Fihat Bvfrairh Allvghrng y
J. Adams Oakes G. Lynn Sumner Frank F. Fitchett
Albion's standard in debating is the very highest. However, this is
the result of a series of years of training. The above team, which debated
the Pennsylvania team on the Albion platform the evening QE April 19,
1907, was unanimously given the decision on the question-"Resolved,
That the federal government should levy a progressive inheritance tax, con-
stitutionality conceded." Albion upheld the afhrinative side of the question.
Uhr Timm that Evhatvh Zlllinniz mvalvgan
Martin P. Elder Wendell A. Odlum Joel R. Moore
In the seven years following 1900, Albion has had seventeen debates. Out of
this number, there have been but four defeats, one of which came to the above team
which debated Illinois Wesleyan at Bloomington in the April of 1907. The Albion
representatives were strong, forensic battlers who upheld the affirmative side of the
question-"Resolved, That the United States government should subsidize its mer-
Uhr Umm that Evfnnteh Betrnit Qlnllrgv nf Blain
Frank Field - James Thomas Arthur Millspaugh
The above team added another wreath to Albion's laurels. On the evening of
March zo the Detroit College of Law lnetdefeat at their hands in trying to uphold the
aliirmative ofthe question-"Resolved, That all representatives chosen by electors of
the State of Michigan to sit in legislative bodies should be elected by a system of pro-
portional representation involving cumulative votingf' Albion received the unanimous
decision of the judges.
E112 Gram that hrhaim Erpauhx Hniherziig
Stanley Howe Joel R. Moore Rex K. Latharn
The above team will test their metal on the evening of April I7 with DePauw
University when they will uphold the afnrniative of the question-"Resolved, That
all carriers of inter-state commerce shall be forbidden to transport the products of
any industrial establishment employing children under fourteen years of age."
' STUDENT SENATE ,
A. C. Millspaugh Cleora Miller Lottie Sheldon Lena. W eage Morris Martin
J. A. Oakes E. W. Morse Relis Barr George Hartt Anna Rowley
Mary Jenkins Myra, Parker Ray Cole ' Lefa, Taylor
LJ1'ra rims if
A finals-rlmfi A
Russell D. Hopkins, '08
Roy H. Taylor, '09
Frank M. Field, '09
Clytus A. Freeman, '09
Dell C. V andercool:
Floyd Barber, '10
A. Bruce Ball, '10
Frank L. Fitch, '10
, '10 Benjamin L. Frost, '10 John Swanson, 'll Robert N. Ogden, '11 Lynn S. McDonald
Floyd Kent, '10 Jesse S. Spense, '11 Harrison M. Karr, '11 Clarence R. Ely
Floyd E. Starr, '10 Otis Freeman, '11 Carl Binns, '11 Ivan Packard
Arthur E. Wesbrook, '10 Oscar T. Olsen, '11 Glenn Behler .
J. A. Oakes, '08 Clyde Leeson, '08 Floyd Billings, '10 Frank Pimlott, '11
Charles Langworthy, '08 C. E. Doty, '08 Ralph Gildart, '10 Clifford Stout, '11
Jesse Thornton, '08 Pearley Small, '09 Lev1'P. Goodwin, '10 George Hartt, '11
Carl Weller, '08 James Thomas, '09 Earl Squire, '10 'Guy Towsley, '11
Roy E ymer
iirlrriir anh Aihrniahw
Joel R. Moore. '08 Othelia Sduneck, '09 Chester Owen, '10 George Jeffery, '10 Stanley Howe. 'll
Arthur C. Millspaugh, '08 Stella Peterson. '09 Lillian Brown, '10 Irene Tyrrel, '10 Albert Fitch, 'll
Angelina Dean, '08 Charlotte Sheldon, '09 Floyd W. Moore, '10 Lena Weage, '10 Grace England, 'll
Myrtle Bastian, '08 Ernest W. Morse, '09 Ralph Seeley, '10 Percy Brown, '10 Miss Ribearo, 'll
Q Emmd J . Parmeter, Post Graduate. Color-Crimson and Gold.
Rena- G. Fisher. '11
Edith Owen, 'll
Miss G. Voightelander
Miss Fitch, '11
A. E. Cobb
R. E. Wightman C. Howell
G. Ransom S. W. Large
H. Wade S. L. Grant
F. E. Saxton J. E. Somers
R. Allman G. Green
L. C. James
P. A. Cross
Ruby A. Carpenter
Addie A. Carr
Mabel L. Cooley
S. Jennie Huckle E. Anna Rowley Florlne VS orthlnbton
Florence McLou.th Nellie J. Tirrill bophia M Aebell
Z a D. McUmber Eth il M. V V
or ' e an XY agoner
Fredericka M. Pearce Adda E. Whaley
Mabel L. Rogers Anna E. Whaley
George R. Allen E. Halrteman Clare Mabrey Leon Plumb William Stillwell
Warren Carpeirter Ralph R. Henderson Orville, Morrow Charles Rutlege George Wheeler
Paul Boodagh Mark Kelley George Osborn Ned R. Smith William H. Whear
Dean S. GrirTiLh Albert McConnell E. C. Pryor James Smith Seibert Walter
QU Muni gunman
A WE. Ol. A. Glahinri '
President, Gertrude Babcock Vice-President, Cleora, Miller Sec1'eta.ry, Lena. Weage Treasurer, Ermo Abbott
Bible Study, Jean Macdona,ld Mission Studyg Bina Bretz Social, Gretchen Lutz I ,Devotional Amanda Fielder
' Intercollegiate, M. Jenkins Music, Elsie Huckle Room, Sophia Zebell
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' 4 . 1113. Qi. A. Qlzthinri
President, Russell D. Hopkins Cor. Sec., Clyde C. Leeson Rec. See., Dell C. Vandercoolc Treasurer, Frederic Russell Advertiser, Kenneth Hollinshead
Devotional, Frank Pimlott Membership, Bruce Ball Religious, John Swanson Bible Study, Frank Field Missionary, Perley Small
Music, Harry Richardson Employment, Relis Barr Social, Alvin Gillett
Hnlnnivvr Qllllinzinn 13211121
Jay Oakes Russell Hopkins Fredericka Pearce George Harms
Perley Smoll Clyde Leeson Sophia. Zebelle Gertrude Voightlander
John Swanson James Thomas Eruestine Day Frank Fitch
lNIa.rga.ren Thatcher Isilina. Ribeiro Jane Lewis Fred Lampnian
Ralph Henderson Horace Donigan
1 George Osborne
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INTERIOR OF CHAPEL
RED HEADED CLUB
Arthur C. llvlillspaugh, Editor-in-Chief Jesse E. Thorgton, Business Manager
ASSOCIATE EDITORS '
Dell G. Vandercook N - 4 - Joel R. Moore. lthletic Frank XI. Field 1 Y
Jay Adams Oakes ?A5s1Sta'nt Editors Olah J. Hill, Aft: A. Berriice Clancy 5' Local News
Myrtle E..Ba,stian, Society Frederic A. Russell, Jokes A, E. Hagle, '88, Alumni
W Gln11irihLrInr'n Gllnh
The Contibutor's Club was organized for the purpose of encouraging those students with a talent for writing. The
membership is limited to twelve, the head of the English department being an ex oflico member.
Charles Langworthy Samuel Moffett Stella, Peterson Prof. Woolbert Bernice Clancy Joel R. Moore Mary Jenkins
Arthur Millspaugh Elizabeth Carey Clifford Doty Fred Russell Florence Fall
r Ifiinlngiral Qlluh
In every department is felt- the need of general discussion and study ofa sort
not provided for in the regular courses, as the review of current literature. and the
consideration of new theories not yet embodied in text books. The Biological
Club nlls this need for those interested in the study of the biological sciences.
The club is limited to eight student members, and admission is gained through
election from nominations made by the Professor of Biology who is Director of
the Club. At each weekly meeting two members of the club give reports upon
topics of their own selection, the only requirement being that the the subjects
shall come within the scope of the work of the Department. General discussion
follows each report and by no means the least valuable feature of the work is the
criticism by the Director of the methods used in presenting the subjects,
Harry Richardson Glenn Ransom
Ernest Morse Myrtle Bastain
Carl Weller - Charlotte Sheldon
Clytus Freeman r Clyde Leeson
Prof, Barr Bertha ChalliS
Zllturultg A E 0115
is Anabasis -Anxious-Avann,
QDon't notice too close, if my verse doesn't "scan"j5
is for Barr-"Bugs" and Botany-true!
Baboon and-Qoh, pardon! Your ancestor, toojg
Collateral-"Cons"-and Carlton Connotes,
Clarinet-and Cosine--and Contralto's sweet notes,
And Dignity-Dickie-Detective Divertg
Exhibition-and Emnia's Co-Eds,
QEvery feat in the Gym!-Except stand on their headsj
is for Fear-Flunk-Finis-and Fall,
flf you can rhyme better, just try it-that's allljg
giveth Gospel-Graves-Goodrich, I wean,
Or gabbles of Gauge-Gravitation-and Greene,
hints of harmony-Hand-glass-and Harriet,
QYou -who know Music still further may carry it.j
Linquistic Lahors-and Laughter -and Lutz,
And Logogram-Landon CCommercial all rootsljg
QWhich the same is Commercial when Pitkin's not byj.
means Old lVlaster's-and Models-and Mosley,
fBut I've nothing that rhymes with it very closelyjg
rustles like Rosa-and Reading-and Racket,
And Rapturous fine Qif you've Riches to back itll,
savors of Sine-and Sleepless-and Sleight
Of Smiles-and Scripps-and-Sitting-room date,
for work- Wit-Woolbert-and War,
And Wm. the Cooch-fthis's the worst rhyme, by farjg
zipping like "Zoundsl"-and Zedler-and Zealg
fBut thereg that's my Zenith-my finish I feellj
A Gln-Qbprraiihr 2-Xmmriaiiun
HOWARD W. SQUIRE
ROY I-I. TAYLOR
INTERIOR OF.GO-OPERATIVE STORE
FIRST ANNUAL COLLEGE BANQUET
CSUIIIIHH Cgnmmu Clhupirr
Fred A. Russell, '08 Howard W. Squire. '08 Arthur C. Hudnutt, '09 LeRoy E. Kimball. '10 RobertzSacket1:, '10
Arthur C. Millspaugh, '08 Rex K. Latham, '08 Samuel B. Molfett, '09 J. Fred McKale, '10 J. C. Perrobt, '10
Jason M. Saunderson, '08 Howard Loomis, '09 Glen A. Bechtel, '10 C. Rollin Bush, '10 W. Ray Benson, '11
Fred Hadley Harry S. Pratt Lyle Miller Dhon Dysinger Stuart Cooper Merrill Adams Stanley Howe
Evita Gamma Zeta Glhayrler
SORORES IN GOLLEGIO
Myrtle E. Bastian, '08 Ermo Abbott, '09 Edith M. Dew, '09 Minnie McIntosh, '11 Leona. Bean, '11:
E. Beulah Luce, '08 Myra. Parker, '09 Mary Baldwin, '10 Darleen Wellington, '11 Martha Desmond, '11
Gretchen Lutz, '09 - Lillian Brown, '10 Dot Randall, '11 V
PLEDGED IN COLLEGIO-Georgia King
SORORES IN FACULTATE-Mrs. Helen Knappen Scripps Miss Emma. J. Parmeter Miss Grace E. Austin
PHOTO BY BELNNJ ITT
Brita Eau Evita Epzilnn Glhapirr
Kenneth Hollinshead '09 Irving W. Greene '10 Howard Worthington '10 Don Cahoe '11
George F. Jillson '09 Prentiss M. Brown '10 Earl C. Hayes '10 Claude Nellis '11
Relis E. Barr '09 Lawrence F, Foster '10 Harry Saxton '10 Howard Randall 'll
C. K, Knickerbocker '10 Melvin Hollinshead '11
PLEDGED-Arthur Smith Fred Clark
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E11a.A. Meinke, '08
Myrtle E. Smith, '09
lkmpzt Alpha Efhrta V
SORORES IN COLEGIO
Genevieve Ranger, '10 Lola E. Fritz, '10 Genevieve R. Crawford, '11 Lotta. M. Fox, '11
Gipsy M. Robinson, '10 Mary E. Woodson, '11 Lena A. Fairweather, '11 Erie Huckvle, '11
PLEDGED IN COLLEGIO-Maude Barber
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Alpha iili Qllyaptn'
Chas. R. Miller
Donald R. Ramsdell F. Harry Strong
Francis A. Coates Sherwood Smith
Clarence T, Mudge Edwin Torrey
Ray F. Cole Harry Clifford
Otto C. Keils Loren M. Post
Raymond A. Austin Chas. R. Miller
Harry Baugham Herbert Marple Morley Jennings Duwane Allen Ardene Goodenow
Gertrucle Babcock, '08
Bessie Shanley, '08
Olah Hill, '09
Daisie Newcomer, '08
Florence Fall, '09
Jean Macdonald, '10
Alpha Olhi Obmvga
SORORES IN COLLE
Edna. Newcomer, '11
Sue Greacen. '08
Gladys Griffin, '09
Cecil Smith, 'll
Adeline Ballamy, '10
Jane Pattinson, '10
Lucretia Drown, '09
Ella Shark, '10
Cleora Miller, '08
Margaret Smith, '11
Edith Ketclnam, '11
Lucile Singleton, '12 Vera Patterson, '11 Dana. Randall, '11
SORORES IN FACULTATE-Harriet Reynolds
Alpha Elan G9mrg,a
iliriu fmmirrun Qllgaptnr
Mark H. Fall, '08 Arthur G. Skidmore, '09 J. Clifford Smith, '10 J. Bissell Cunningham, '10 Elmer C. Pryor Chas. J, Yokom
. PLEDGED-Floyd W. Moore A Bernard Carman FACULTY-E. Roscoe Sleight
THE WORKING FACULTY
NAME TRIBE FAVORITE EXPRESSION FAILING FAVORITE AUTHOR! PROSPECTS SYNOPSIS
Babcock Michigander "The'dearest, sweetest thing" Gossiping Carlton Life sentence to school teaching Athletic
Benedict Unknown "Wow!" Art . King James' Version Preacher I ?J Indescribable
gastian Ifish ffankge t h "gy gunz!" giakiing puns d gf1'0YYgJ1Ilg yistress of a brown stone front grilliant
oty 1 merlcan u c ' et ou !" an ing roun mit itizen appy
Dean English "Gee whiz!" Rough nalaying Spauldingks Athllc Guide A comfort to the family Giggling
Falll ROXVQLBSIIIGI' lil glee!" d liege oflshirking Cfnnan Doyle .lg ack of all trades . Unexpected
Fied er ms er amis " ' e -figefere I" o infg sons 1 ou an usiness career Just so
High High Lander "Now Professor!" DePauw Not particular Preacher Puffed
Jenkins Dutch -0 Joy ! " Speechifying Kipling Teaching Busy
Hoover Canadian 'O yes!" Moustache Mathematicians in gener'l Professor Bland '
Luce Tawasian 'Illl spit in his eye, etc." ,Not buzzing .. G. Barr McCuLcheon Making home beautiful Winsome
Hopkins Detroitian 'O Lululi' Late hours Hopkinson Smith Combine Sticky
Martin ? 'O dear!" Boning Robertq'sl Rules of Order Minister's wife Unassuming
Knlapp I 400 "gOLad0D5t say!" gmogiflgl f geatglice Fairfax gall-Hower Miade to order
Mi er onian " y eorffe!" igi ac r o emotion - in ey a i ornia B oominff
Latham Hanoverian 'iI'll be do'dgasted!" ' Breaking training Miller Professional Angelic D
Eearce giisiouri-an k t'IVhy?" d gontradicting Deinorest Uplcioldiing womanls rights grank
eeson 'an ee- anu ' -'ness you on't!" aying Ugood-by" Fa l Un eci e alm
Rogers Shlawassean 'fGl1?acious ! " Don-again Horace Doubtful Silent
Millspaugh Oriental 'KO now!" Introspection Mary J, Holmes Dramatist or farmer Uncertain
Zebell Gypsy-Irish h "I wondered!" Hilarity W oolbert Matron of Children's Home Substantial
Mloore gV3VJaskan1Austr1an "5 ? I ! ? ? ? ! 'i h Ei-zsiglning gumlmings' flndustryl gifielcfer of sledge-hammer Vifigdyl
A in ayris K' Uir ie, now isten ere! " us ine eet oven ma , Mo es
gakes gustlralian 'Clfeer up!" gmlbiiiioln Patrick Henry ggliticialili k t Bllitering
reacen ree ' "Mercy me!" ic e odian Van A styne uman- ein' 's accompanis Lit esome
Richardson Has none n "Fair constit'cy in the gal'y." Loquacity He doesn't know Doctor Friendly
Kemp French-Canadian "Jiminy ! 'I Giggling Mac Dowell Music teacher Cute
Langworthy Decend't of the Muses "Be dad!" Puellae Keats Poet Laureate ' Ethereal
Olsen Irish-Sweede 'iConscience!" Butting in Cozine Mighty poor Brilliant hat
Saunderson A little of everything '-U mushwahv' Greeting newcomers New Comer Coach l Sweet
Rowley Teutonic "O bliss!" Strolling Wight Home on the Isle of Wight Veiled I
gquire glsfi Miaiel "O gang!" Maying ' glarie Corelli Married man ghsent-minded
Waverly a as an "O ear!" Writing letters olumbus ccompanist ressy
glhornton Eamchatchan H511 be petered!" Chewing gum Sliakesiaeare gtregmelg d Sleepy
an ey merican my 1 " a. m. " ure ia" u y a roa mi ey
Weller German-Italian HO bugs!" , Huckle-berries Lord Kelvin Hypothetist Wise.
Wellington Spanish l "Kind O' gr'd oxolefolusious' Studying harmony Chase Grand Opera Q Striking
Wightman Insoluble mixture "Gee whiz!" Combines Remson qAnna-kissedl Anarchist .Iohnny-on-the
Newcomer Mronroeian h . "O fudge P' Saundy Howells Neat little cottage Deyoted fspotl
gtusslel goubctifulorlgin "By Sad!" gr. Chace ihtluthxor 'i23iamond Dick" hongevitglg goisstgzrous
Cot GHG 1C 13111 "We , no!" ozine os 'ows i ome ma 'ing 48 c in'
Rurriln golgfsiine "O gSunny!" Worgcgig the postman gchulrnan I-Zlfmpefully certain gretlty U
ein 'e eu c MP5 aw!" "Re cts" oet e easant no trusive
Potter Austrian -'My, O my!" Painting Ruskin Illustrator Gentle
Wartman Italian 'tGoodness!" Tho easel Unknown Wedded to art Quiet
DEPHRTWLZ NT ,
C9111' lixprrimrnt in Elgagrhnlugg
I threw down my magazine, over which I had been dozing for the last half hour,
and stretched my arms sleepily above me, with a yawn that was more than audible.
"It's the slumber cot for mine," I let out to Commy, drowsily, groping for an
Ogcourse CoInmy was studyingg he always is until exactly eleven-thirty every
night, which is his scheduled bed-time. Commy does everything by schedule, and
a clock in the room is absolutely unnecessary for my convenience.
On Tuesdays and Wednesdays, after supper, Commy comes in, throws his coat
over a chair, dons his blue lounging jacket and takes up his calculus from its usual
place on his table-every article Comrny possesses has a distinctive resting place for
its very own-and I am thereby informed that it is six-forty-five. Indeed, were I to
lose, suddenly, all sense of time for a day or two and, as suddenly, come 'round
again to my normal self, by one glance at what Commy was doing I could tell im-
mediately, the correct hour of the day and the day of the week-providing he had
not gone to bed.
iDThis night, as I sleepily pulled off my shoes, as the initial operation in the
process of retiring, by a recollection of what day it was I knew that psychology was
holding the boards on Commy's side of the room.
I finally managed to get into my pajamas without dozing off again, indeed, the
OPM Iixnrrinlvni in ljagrhnlngg-Olnntinurh
energy I had expended in preparing for bed had thoroughly roused me, and I
rolled in fairly wide awake.
"Come on in, Commy," I urged-I can never sleep well with a light in the
"Don't get in a rush," from Commy, "I'll have this psychology in ten minutes.
I guess you can stand it till thenf'
But I had evidently taken his attention, which is always very absorbing, from
his book. '
"Say, Chub--" I am called "Chub" by my friends, because, I suspect, of a cer-
tain rotundity of form that I posseses, "got your psychology ?"
"Sure," said I, confidently. I believe I had read it over once, very hurriedly,
in the library. That's usually the way I-but then, I am not going to queer myself
with some who, perhapshknow nothing whatever of my personal characteristics.
"What did you think of that discussion we had in class this morning?"
With some effort I recalled the subject of discussion. As usual, it had not
bothered me a minute after the class was out, but, also as usual, it had probably been
on Commy's mind all day. Commy is first a student, then a human being. I am
hrst-well, for the reason stated above I will not say what.
The subject we had discussed in class was one easily understood by the majority
of students. It had to do with cases like the one in which a certain man, from whom
a confession of crime was wanted, was supposedly tortured by the opening of a vein
from which the blood was allowed to drip, drop by drop. But instead of blood,
warm water was made to flow over his body and drop into the basin below, the in-
cision in the vein being a delusion also. Authorities state that the man slowly lost
consciousness until told of the dupe, and would, perhaps, have died if he had not
And there was also mentioned in class, as an illustration, the proverbial story of
the horses at a fire in which a barn full of popcorn was burning. It is said that
when the fire caused the corn to pop out, the horses, thinking it was snow, conse-
quently resignedly froze to death. In other words it was the fact that suggestion is
sometimes as effective as realization.
I remembered that Commy had taken issue with the Professor on the subject,
and now I supposed he was going to argue the matter with me. A well-feigned
snore, however, failed to stop his verbial flow, so I resigned myself to the inevitable,
bolstered myself up in bed with a couple of pillows, and began to talk back a little.
Commy's unreasonable incredulity always rankles me, so, when I know I am, in the
right, I can answer his arguments fairly convincingly and with some warmth of
"Do you mean to say, Chub, that you think a man could be taken in so far as
to think he was being bled to death when really he wasn't? Pshaw!"
"Why, of course I do," I reiterated, and back and forth we went over the ques-
tion in our Sophomorian wisdom until eleven-thirty came without either of us having
as much as overcome one of the other's arguments.
We hnally both turned in, with an understanding, however, that we would settle
the question, as we usually settled things that came between us, by some practical
experiment, which only could convince Commy completely of anything.
We slept on it that night, and next evening we hit upon a plan. It was
Commy's hour for psychology again, but-he would sacrifice part of it for this, see-
ing it was along psychological lines.
"Now, Commy," said I, after we had our plans pretty well in hand for an ex-
periment which would prove the thing one way or another, "who will be the victim?"
It was thc desire of both of us to get as strong-minded a man as possible, for
that Experimrnt in Idagrltulngg-Qlnniiuuvh
who could tell what might happen? Little did we care to have some fearful acci-
dent on our hands. So the choice of a subject was a very important one.
"I think," said Commy, after a moment of deliberation, "that we ought to pick
some Freshman, who is strong-willed and strong minded, but who is so eternal fresh
that the hazing-I suppose that's what it will really be-so that the hazing we will
give him, will benefit him same as us."
"You're right, there," I agreed, thoughtfully, "Let's see. There's Minden, but
he's hardly strong enough. I-Ie needs something, that's a cinch. Then there's Lar-
kins. What do you think of him?"
"I think -" began Commy, when with a slight knock, someone, without waiting
for any word from us, however, opened our door, which had been slightly ajar, and
came inside. It was Ward, "Kid" Ward, as he had been called, because of his big
frame, and, oppositely, his seeming inability to handle it.
"Say, can you fellows let me have a little oil for my lamp? It's so late I hate
to go 'way down to the store for it."
Immediately he began, Commy was deeply immersed in his psychology-when
anything has to be done I always seem to do it anyway-so I got up and emptied
half of the oil from my lamp into the bottle which Ward had brought, and he left
for his room, which was next to ours in the dormitory, with a low "much obliged,"
which, however, had, strange to say, no "your welcome" added to it from me.
"Confound that guy," I exclaimed to Commy who once more was at attention to
anything I wished to give forth. "I-Ie's the freshest dub in school. I'd like to see
him get his."
' "Chub," said Commy, after another silent moment of deliberation, and in the
matter-of fact way which he invariably assumes when something of importance is
about to emanate from his lips, "why not have Ward for our man tomorrow night?"
And Ward it was, we agreed, with anticipations of an interesting-and prontable
It was a cold night, but moonlight, so that we could see what we were doing.
As we walked down the railroad track, with Ward between us, toward the place we
had decided upon as best for our experiment. the sparkling snow banks on either
side of us were worth getting out any night to see.
We had no trouble getting Ward from his room. Indeed, he walked into our
little trap like a duck to a decoy. Of course we were both pretty well disguised and,
to be sure, we had bandaged Ward's eyes-in fact, that was necessary to the experi-
"Now," Commy had said, the night before, "we'll take him up to where the
trolley runs parallel to the railroad. When the train comes on the other road, we will
stand him in the middle of the trolly track and just as the train is even with us we'l1
each punch him in the back-not hard enough to hurt him, you know, but just to
let him know samefhing hit him--and then we'll throw him in the snow bank.
"But, mind you, Chub, if we do anything to hurt him the least bit, our test is no
good at all. Now when he is in the snow bank, if he acts as if he was half killed,
why, your side has won, but if, as I am sure he will, he will jump up and try to raise
a row with us, or something like that, or run home, why, I've won. See?"
I saw, or at least I thought I did. But that remains to be seen.
We came to the chosen place and presently, we could hear the train rumbling
in the distance. When it approached to within a few yards of us, we jumped away
from Ward and off the track, keeping him there, however, by means of two ropes,
ingeniously fixed by Commy, one on each side, which we held.
As the train rushed by on the other track, my Est and Commy's elbow in the
OB111' Experiment in igagrhnlugg-Glnntinurh
middle of the Freshman's back brought forth such a scream of fright from our vic-
tim as I hope it will never be my lot to hear again, and without any aid from us he
hurled his six feet into the nearest snow bank. It was the yell of a madman, not
that of a college Freshman being hazed.
Commy, only thinking of our experiment, exclaimed, excitedly, "I guess you
were right, old man!" but I had other thoughts. In a second there flashed through
my mind the story of a man at one of the Universities, doomed to be a maniac for
the rest of his life by a trick similar to this, and with a jump I was by Ward's side in
"Help, Commy! the 1nan's stiffened out like a corpse," I cried, and we worked
on his arms and legs feverishly, with the thought in both our minds, that we were
no better than murderers. For Ward, indeed, was as stiff as a board, with his feat-
ures set and a stare in his eyes that nearly drove me wild. Then, before we knew it,
over the fence came a bunch of fellows, all inquiring what the matter was. They
had heard someone scream, they said, and wanted to know about it.
"Ward was struck by the train," I blurted out-at least they said I did. In
fact, I do not remember just what I was doing, until Commy and I found ourselves
running for a doctor, leaving the rest of the crowd to take Ward to his room.
In frantic haste we went to the houses of three different physicians before we
found one who would come out, and we were in a fine state of mind by the time we
got him around to the dormitory.
I-Iere, a strange thing to us, all was quiet, and not a light shone in the entire
building. Up to Ward's room, however, we piloted the doctor, who was not in a
pleasant mood on account of the lateness of the hour and the warmness of his for-
saken bed back there. But all seemed quiet even here.
Ward's door was closed and I knocked softiy, then louder. But no response.
The thought entered my mind that they had not brought him up yet, but I opened
the door to make sure, and before I knew it the coldest water I ever want to feel
came down from above and soaked me from head to foot. I was dumfounded and
I believe I said so to those within hearing distance. H
"Where's your patient?" growled the doctor, but with a little smirk of amuse-
ment in the corners of his mouth. I did not need to answer. Someone down
the corridor did it for me. For, a series of sentences, short, crisp, and excruciat-
ingly to the point, and interspersed with frequent cat-calls, began to reach us from
all parts ofthe hall.
"Now we mustn't hurt him, Commy," this in Ward's deep voice.
"Got your Psych., Chubby, old boy?" And, "Help, Commy, he is stiff as a
board," until the hot and cold began chasing over my back like clouds before a
I was angry, I was chagrined, I was relieved, but which feeling was uppermost
I cannot say. Suffice it to say, however, that we dismissed that doctor as soon as
possible and intrenched ourselves behind the locked door of our room, where, even
there, we could catch, now and then, a remark from the outer darkness.
What we said to each other would not be appreciated by outsiders.
It all came out afterwards. Ward had heard our entire conversation that night
when he came for the oil and had quietly put the others "next." Unnecessary to
state, we heard about it for weeks afterwards.
The final incident in our tragedy-comedy, however, came in the shape of a letter
which Commy opened and read to me one morning, some weeks after. The en-
closure Was as follows:
"To Commodore Thomas, Qthat's Commyj, Debtor.
. One night-call after midnight, 82.50.
S. E. MARTIN, M. D."
just here was where fproceeded to lose nglself in the book I was reading, so
that Comrny paid the bill. -M. I-I. Fall, 'o8.
"This is a college. Is it big? Yes, but not so big
as it is in the catalogue. It has many things that you
cannot see here. It has a president, a base ball team, F pg A .I r
a student senate, a reputation and a matrimonial rg?-', f li
agency." dh, y ' U : ,L
"Here is the college president. See it smile. It
uses this face when it asks a rich old guy for a new build-
ing. When it has you in the office it uses the other one."
"Is this a bee? No, all are not bees that buzz. This 1' at
happens to be a co-ed. No, it is not studying. It does not Y 6 W,
know how. But it can make two things-fudge and explana- 5: , N
tions to the preceptress. Where is it going? I do not know. gg
Neither does it. What is it looking for? Are you a man? K'
Then it is looking for you. Watch it buzz. J '
If t'Who is this poor woman? It is the co-ed's landlady.
It can neither see nor hear. Will the co-ed tell it what the
social rules are? No, it will not. Nice landlady!"
I - "Here we have an advertisement
if! 91 A' -if for the college. It is nine men who
' ,ri , i L can swat the ball. Also they are the
. 'i 5 -- nine best students in college. What
A t 1 ay . .
, xy Q, do they get for advertising the college?
X I I They get a bum imitation of the first
AH letter ofthe alphabet. Noble men."
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"What is that going across the campus? It is what all the X f A
students amuse themselves with. The college rents it for their X p IM -
use. It is called a janitor. It lives in the gymnasium. It must 'f Ji--
get its sleep while it shovels coal and cuts grass. It would swear, I
but it is rented by a Methodist college." .1 4
"What have we here? O, this is the college
fruit store. The managers call it a lecture course.
You pay a dollar and get Hve lemons."
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If I were a rose in a garden wide,
Where myriads of blushing roses hide,
And you were a butterfly,
Would you come to me there,
Past the others more fair,
As if you had heard my soft sigh?
And if you were wooed by the perfumed hush,
Would you poison your prey, and the frail life crush?
I-Ieedless you of my cry,
Would you rob my lone heart,
With your trophy depart,
And off to another rose Hy?
TLlhPBalnn nf Bmpr
All day, she hovered above him, tiptoeing back and forth from the airy kitchen
to his cot with the same strained silence enfolding her closer and closer. After a
long, long time the soft darkness fell, dulling the hard glare of the day, and whis-
pering scarce heard lullabys to the drowsy earth.
The cool evening breezes came stealing in at the window, with hushed tread.
Even the soothing greys of the coaxing twilight brought her no rest. Every nerve
had been prodded and jagged with a sharp agony till its cruel stabs brought no re-
sponsive throb of pain.
Dully she awaited its coming and, through the dense silence that pressed heavier
and heavier upon her, she could almost hear the sweep of those raven wings whose
passing breath chills weak and strong alike. The world seemed empty.
Into this vast solitude sweet memory stole, a ray of sunlight in a prison cell.
The music of a baby's laugh, she poured as cooling balm upon the suffering heart.
A tiny baby shoe was offered up as incense to her tears. Each rigid nerve was
warmed and thrilled with life by magic touch of lisping childish prayers.
The silence melted thin, as morning light wrestled with darkness for supremacy.
The sunlight broke andin its wake, a leafy vista opened wide. An avenue of beauty,
thatin the distance glided into fog, and, arching over all, she caught the majestic
harmony of a rainbow, heralding the bright chariot of hope and proclaiming the
promise of a new day.-M. E. Bastian.
In dreams I go a sailing, far
Across a vast unpeopled sea,
My only guide, the evening star
My only pilot, thoughts of thee.
I sail to lonely unknown lands.
Where cypress trees hang sadly down,
Where Sorrow sits with folded hands,
And Joy and Mirth are fled and gone.
I sail to shores all gay and bright,
Where children romp in gleeful play,
Where Pleasure reigns, and darksome Night
ls ever giving place to Day.
My boat returns at break of day
From o'er that dark and peaceful sea,
I rise, and brush the dreams away-
But one thought stays-the thought of thee.
O the moonglade, whitely glimmering
In its misty sheen and shimmering,
How the silent lapping, laving,
Of its liquid silver paving
Drew her feet in sudden craving!
How it whispered, low and luring,
"Lone-heart, come! and cease enduring!"
So soft and sweet-oh, strangely sweet-
So tempting sweet, the waves repeat,
"Lone-heart! Love-heart!"-Ah, the pressing
Ah, the ceaseless soft caressing,
Of each dainty wavelet, wimpling
In the dim light's dewy dimplingl
Till the lonely maid a-list'ning
By that moonlit glade a-glist'ning
Looking, longing, breathing bated,
Forth stretched lingers, fascinated,
Closed her eyes, intoxicated!
Still the voices niutely moved herg
Chid her ling'ring, mild reproved her,
Still each witching wave, up creeping,
Beckoned with its backward sweeping,
Promised peace, surcease of weeping,
Promised balm for one heart's burning-
Till the maiden, mad with yearning,
Rapt uprose, and blindly turning, -
Like a child to mother's breast,
"Waitl" she cried, "I come! 'Tis rest!
0 wavelet, take me on thy crest!"
Then a cloud obscured the moonlight,
Left all sudden, silent, night.
When again, in mood coquetting,
Peeped the silver moon, forgetting,
All was still, save Where a quiv'ring
Ripple set the moonglade shiv'ring.
Still the million moonbeams, glinting,
Smiled, the witching water tinting.
-Stella M. Peterson. 'og
A ZKPB-EPITPI' Gluurtahin
Bernice Clancy, '09
Beatrice Fairing, junior, sat by the window correcting English papers. The
scattered sheets about the floor, spoke of an eloquent struggle with rules of punctua-
tion, spelling, sentence-structure, and use of words. This, her first attempt, was
characterized by a diligent perusal of the dictionary, and a superabundance of red
ink. Two papers remained to be looked over, and Beatrice sighed wearily as she
took up the first.
"Exposition on 'I-Iow to Fall in Love.'-What on earth! Of all the subjects
under the sun!" And Beatrice laughed aloud as she stifled an impulse to look at
the name on the back.
"No, I won't5 I would surely be influenced, and I want to be fair, above all
" 'Love--a feeling of strong attachment, induced by that which delights or com-
mands admirationf Well! I-Ie's surely got it bad! Sounds like Webster, too. I'll
just look it up. Yes, sir! the identical words, too!"
"I-Ium-um--well, there is something in ffm!--he's surely had them, all right."
"'An intangible lump in the throat'--ha! ha! It's a boy, all right, a girl would
never put it fha! way."
-" 'Alternate blushing and palingg-an unconscious knowledge that your eyes are
always seeking hers.' That's it--go it, sonny! You're a living example, I'll warrant!"
With a great deal of laughing over unintelligible hieroglyphics, underlining of
certain passages and referring them to the margin, and with a final liberal network of
red ink, the neutral B was added at the bottom. Then a swift glance at the writer's
name brought a sudden flush of color.
"Percy Grant! Well, of all the people!" and the half hour preceding supper
time was spent in dreaming, interspersed with frequent feverish re-readings of the
"If your marks aren't satisfactory, you know what you can do!"-and the breezy
English professor dismissed the Freshman class, with a wave of the hand that sug-
gested relief-long sought. ,
"O, I say-Perce, wha' d' y' get? These lofty critics think they own the cam-
pus-and I'm in for a couple of rounds with any one of them-wha' d' y' get, fellow P"
But Percy Grant had soberly folded his paper and jammed it into his pocket.
"Got a class this hour, jim, will have to be going."
An hour later, after having ascertained the absence of his room mate, Grant
pulled out the composition, and threw himself into a chair by the stove.
f'Might as well see how the little girl took it," he mused, creasing the paper
absent-mindedly. "just a month since we left home together. Such cursed luck!
Might know I'd do something to spoil it all! Well-wonder what she thinks of me
now! She's probably marked me down-serve me right, too."
Grant fingered the paper uneasily without opening it. Finally, curiosity got
the better of him, and the first thing he saw was the underlined B at the bottom.
He started and looked more closely. "Almost signed her name, looks familiar,
His eyes lingered reminiscently on the ink-bespattered mark, and it was with an
A iiirh-Zlrtter Glnurtaliip-Glnntinueh
effort that he brought his attention to the marginal markings at the side. Opposite
the title were the astonishing words: "Subject too broad for such short discussion."
Then she wanted him to talk it over with her again! Dear little girl!-but no,
there was some mistake.-Of course, she couldn't mean fha!!
There was that atrocious dehnition of love-that he'd copied word for word.
What had she to say about that? .
"Too cut and dried, be original in your definitions."
That was characteristic of her, all right. She never had liked dictionary
Here was the paragraph that he had hardly dared put in. The little red ink
letters curled bewitchingly around his heavy black ones,
"You express your ideas too freely for mere exposition,"
Grant laughed gently, and an amused gleam stole into his eyes. "Beatrice
never felt that way about my Jeffers. How she used to scold me last year about not
explaining myself! but then, all that is different, of course. This serves me right!
What a churnp I was, to try such a thing! And she was too conscientious to mark me
C, as I deserved, I'm a brute, that's all!" The look of disgust changed as
Grant read on. There was the usual welcome little note at the bottom.
"Despite the absurdity of your title you seem to have written from experience.
If you would be more careful in the use of words in the future, you would gain your
point more easily. However, don't be discouraged."
The tigure in the chair was motionless, the alarm clock ticked noisily in oppo-
sition to the cracking ofthe wood hre. Suddenly Grant sat upg the tense lines of
feeling settled into stern determination. The dazed look cleared from his eyes, and
the cherished paper slipped unseen to the floor, as he reached for his hat.
film Brut! Zilttke thv Mir!
The devil take the girl! I said,
The devil take the girl!
Those kiss-inviting lips so red,
That low, sweet voice, each waving curl,
Were but to tantalize and tangle-
Bright Hies wherewith to deftly angle,
Till from the brook
By silken thread she saw me dangle
Upon her hook.
The devil take the girl! ah, yes,
The devil take the girl!
O'er mountain crag and ocean level,
Sweep her far with dizzy whirl,
Where the smoking lavas purl-
But, O thou witch! I must confess-
I'd like to be the devil.
-C. A. Langworthy, 'o8.
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I remember, I remember,
The house in which she roomedg
The darkened staircase where the form
Of her landlady loomed,
When the clock upon the mantle in
The sitting-room, struck two,
And I was forced, by circumstance,
To make a quick adieu.
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The music and the bon-bons, that Y
I bought for her each night, Z j-
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Her snowy neck to grace, X ,441
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5, ,FMEA 'i Care free from everything.
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I Km-' II- L I If I kissed
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X E I And I, bold creature, would attempt
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mx X ff KW fThe chafing-dish she cherished, was
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" 1 ' We made Welsh rarebits, oyster stews,
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2' ':'-e-'Mm' s' But when we bought supplies, ofcourse
k?-,-xx, ti , N 'Twas I who paid the bill.
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The man 1 ' ml ll' l' -- 'A ll' ' '
y iours we wasted o er lr, .J K ,ik si If if
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When winter came we used to take I ' , ' '
A cutter ride or two, "ELM 'A fi K
Though hard it was for me to give L ,hh i '
The livery man his due.
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I remember, I remember,
I remember, more and more,
I How I used to linger long and late,
Before I left her door.
if It was a childish ignorance,
For if I'd known her then
As well as now-now she is mine-
lf., What was might not have been.
Uhr Zllnnnhing nf this Glnrhnrngalig
In the days of Good King Samuel and of the Smiling Dean, it came to pass
that the kingdom of Albion was well-nigh subverted. For, behold, out of the East
came a wise man, an unalbionized Gentile, seeking whom he might clothe in the
garb of his country. Now it came about, as he asked the way to the stronghold of
the great king, he was met by one of the king's subjects, a mighty warrior on the
held of battle, who had put to Hight hundreds of Albion's enemies with his good
right arm. As it chanced, this mighty man of valor was also a publican and a grafter,
and he made common cause with the unbeliever to the end that they might garner in
a few shekels from the purses of King Samuel's subjects.
And so, straightway, were scattered abroad among the young men of the king-
dom various and sundry strange changes of raiment. Now when King Samuel be-
held the odious garb of the bigger, kingdoms, he waxed exceeding wroth, and, calling
unto him the lieutenants of the guard, demanded of them in a loud voice, "Where-
fore, miserable servants, did ye not prevent this monstrous pantal infection?"
They answered, "Be not angry with thy servants, O great King, for it chanced
that we were busily engaged upon the king's business, obtaining evidence against
the iniquitous vendors of old wine, and we did not witness the advent of these detesta-
ble leg covers."
And so it came to pass that the Smiling Dean offered to King Samuel her ser-
vices as Ruler of the Women to aid in the suppression of the sartorial insurrection.
Therefore, did certain of the young women shrill ribald songs and jeer derisively at
the young men, but all this availed them naught, for, lo, no one of the jeering
maidens had ever been looked upon with favor by any wearer of the abhorred
And so, Good King Samuel, though with a royal flush fof angerj, was forced to
confess himself beaten by a pair Qof pantsj. So it was, that, seeing he could not
banish the odious garb, he granted to each of his rebellious subjects a province with
full jurisdiction therein. And this was the province of his own wardrobe, so in this
wise was founded the Noble Order of the Corduroyalty.
I've stood beside a pond of smelly filth,
With slimy life and oozing mud,
And plucked a tiower of purest white,-
A horde of dancing sunset rays.
I've crept within a mass of seedy weeds,
With rattling pods and useless leaves,
And seen a bird with trembling breast,-
A song of playing lovelight's ways.
I've hugged the trees of huge and silent form,
With rotting trunk and groaning limbs,
And felt a throb of wondrous life,-
The throb of love from earthls great heart.
-Clifford E. Doty, '09,
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QAunt Matilda is always glad to have you write of your problems,
your troubles, your little perplexities. She takes a close. personal
interest in each one of her correspondents, and is always ready
with help, counsel, and encouragement. In all cases correspon-
dence will be strictly confidentialj
An Inexperienced-Are Albion co-eds allowed to ent t ' ' h
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Moore, Cobb, Wade, Thomas, Hopkins, or Ball.
Dewdrop-I am a young girl who expects to enter Albion College. What kind
of a coat had I better buy?
Ans.-A cloth jacket is warmer than a fur-lined coat. There is less temptation
to leave it open.
Lotta-As to getting frost-bitten, it is an accident far easier to avoid than to
cure. When, however, one has been nipped by Frost, the chief thing to remember is
not to warm the parts too quickly.
Bruce-As to how often a young rnan may call upon his fiancee, I would say
that he may call as often as she and her landlady make him welcome. The young
woman is in a position to know, and should not let him be in the least obtrusive.
John-In writing long letters, it is not always necessary to number the pages, if
a logical order is preserved throughout.
cold sponge each morning is often helpful for flushing of the face.
Sometimes it is caused by indigestion, sometimes by other things. Pay particular
attention to constriction of the neck and waist.
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Milly-It is impossible for me to say which one of the two women you describe,
you will be happiest with. Let your own heart decide.
Fleezy-It certainly would be very bad taste for a girl to whistle on the street.
Huddy- In making an evening call, a gentleman should offer his card to the
servant on entering.
Ransom-It would be perfectly proper if, having offered yourself as escort to a
lady who already has one, you extend the same invitation to another friend.
Minnie and Floyd-As to the time when your engagement should be announced,
it all depends upon the wishes of those most concerned.
Ranger-With reference to the making of your weekly trips home, it would be
no more than proper that the young man be prevailed upon to alternate in the pay-
ing of car fare. -
Knapp-It is entirely within the bounds of propriety to indulge in a cud of
sen-sen gum, especially before entering into conversation with any of the college
Fritz-In regard to your recent question, I would consider it the essence of
courtesy to at least offer some faint sign of recognition to yourmost intimate acquaint-
ances whom you may chance to meet in public.
Pearl-You are expecting too much in demanding your husband's entire atten-
tion. The iirst year of marriage is always a very trying one, because to both husband
and wife it is a period of adjustment to new relations. If you will be amiable and
patient, all will come right.
Lulu-I see no reason why it would not be perfectly proper for a bride to insist
upon leaving the word "obey" out of the marriage ceremony. However, I would
hardly advise such omission in your case,
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McKale-In reply to your questions concerning correct walking, allow me to
refer you to Mr. Chadwick, or any other member of the Pigeon-ToeInterfering Club.
Langworthy-For the entertainment of an intelligent company, in absence of
any alternative, I would suggest that you become an accomplished punster.
Freeman-In answer to your question, how to control a steam boiler so as to
prevent explosions, would advise you to keep all safety valves in continual working
order, and never allow exhaust-pipe to become clogged.
Field-It is perfectly proper to go with other girls, if your own happens to be
one of foreign residence.
Miss Sorosis-If turned down by a boy, I would not take it too hard, but learn
to sympathize with the sterner sex under like conditions.
Nine rahs for the nerve of old Cobb, There looms a big boy called Russell,
Who, though with no permanent job, Who never was born to hustle.
Was charmed by the knells When he grows to a man,
Of sweet wedding bells. And takes life's exam.
May fate ne'er his happiness rob. For his bread he'll sure have to hustle.
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Who harks unto heavenly call?
With the muses she sits,
And sputters and spits,
Behold! a love poem, that's all.
I know a good fellow, Jay Oakes,
Who, bathing in politics, soaks.
The offices pour
Into his tub galore,
We won't be surprised if he croaks.
I know Mary jenkins, I dog
She'll smile, yes, even at you.
On all happy minds
The sun ever shinesg
She's the one who never gets blue,
SCRAPS FROM TI-IF. SCRIFTURES.
Dr. Dickie Qin chapelj "There is only one place in the Bible that sustains the
smoker, ' Let him that is filthy, be filthy still.' "
INCLINED TOWARDS POLITICS.
yRed Smith Qin " Life of Christ" classj "Matthew was a republican and exhorterf'
Professor Goodrich-"You mean he was a Publican and Extortionerf'
With regret we notice that Miss Macdonald, with her character of sterling worth,
is playing an intense game with a baseball. She made a foul strike and pick-up,
back in the beginning of the game, but she doesn't seem at all put out about it, and
we do not think she intends to balk. Her error is only a matter of self-sacrifice yet,
for because of her wild pitch of enthusiasm, we must conclude that she has made a safe
hit. There has been no chance for a double play, but interest is never lagging. So
far, since there are no indications of rain, we have been waiting in anxious anticipa-
tion for the finish, when the tinal score shall have been settled by a home run.
One of our popular student preachers made the following announcement from
his pulpit a short time ago, relative to his work at both ends of. the charge: "We
are planning forabig day next Sunday. At this end ofthe charge .the regular morn-
ing service will occur, at one-thirty Sunday school will be held at the other end of
the circuitg and at four o'clock infants will be baptized at both ends."
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GAME SEASON ON THE CAMPUS
Book agents may not be hunted for the next hve hundred years.
Spring poets may be hunted from the first of March to the first of June by Prof,
Mfoolbert with his air gun.
Bluffers may be killed off during three seasons of each yearg at the end of the
fall, winter and spring terms.
It is lawful to kill buzzers any time after two o'clock, a. m., if found with more
than one chaperone.
A three-cent bounty will be paid for quitters' scalps.
Freshmen may be trapped during the fall term by juniors and Seniors only.
Gymnasium thieves may be hunted with dogs or Zzffzppea' wiflz bzzif.
A fifty-cent bounty will be paid for all knockers, dead or alive.
No more than six clear may be hunted with the same lecture ticket.
It shall be lawful to catch suckers at any season of the yearg artihcial bait is
permissibieg while bull-heads may be killed with explosives during the debating
Any one found guilty of killing time will be sentenced for one year to the work-
house under Dr. Carlton.
lt shall be unlawful to put Small or Large game on the market undressed.
Prof. Douglas Qto chemistry class, testing for unknownsj-"It is sometimes a
virtue not to know."
Freshman-"That's where I've got 'em all skinned for virtue."
HORSE ON RED SMITH E
Fitch-"Why do they call Red Smith Sorrel-top?"
Olson-"I suppose because his hair is kind of a Horse-radish."
The recitation bench creaked as if being taxed by some marvelously trying
strain. In an instant two arms were thrown up, the head tilted back, and the mouth
opened wildly. Then all was overg and Millspaugh had negotiated a yawn.
O, Happy Day!
When we get a new gymg when we get football enthusiasm.
PHILOSOPHY FROM THE SHRUBBERY.
Bush-"They write letters every day to each other. They must be in love."
Benny-"I don't see how one can write a letter of sense every day."
Bush-fwith a positive airj "You don't have to write sense, when you get to that
BONA FIDE CLIPPINGS FROM FRESHMAN READING REPORTS.
"Books I have red."
"Sheakspeare's Vision of Sir Longfulf'
" Franklin's Autograph."
" Merchant of Venus."
"Visions of Sir Longfellow."
"Lost of Paradise."
i' 12th Knight."
"Tennysons Fairie Queen."
"Coopers Sky Pilot."
"The Golden Grail."
"Passing of the Holly Grail."
"Ivanhoes Sketch Book."
NOT TOO INSIGNIFICANT TO MENTION.
Miss Babcock Qeffusively to Mrs. Woolbert for leading Y. W. C. A.j -"I am so
glad you talked to the girls today. So often just a little thing sets people thinking."
NOT WITHOUT THE CREAM
Yokom-"In that flash light at the banquet the juniors and the Seniors were
Russell-"Are you going to put that in the Annual, Taylor?"
Taylor Qxvith disgustj-"I guess not. Do you suppose we want any skimmed-
milk photos in our Annual?
IMMUNE FROM SHRINKAGE A
Freeman-"I ought to have a different position. This one makes my head so
small it will be out of proportion in the picture."
Prof. Barr-"I should say that if there is anyone on the campus who doesn't
have to worry about that, you are that one." ' v
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FOR HER SAKE.
Squire-" I hear Ball was trying to break up the combine."
Hud-" How's that?"
Squire-"Miss Macdonald was nominated in the Sophomore class 'representa-
tive elective,' and only got one vote."
I-Iud-" How about that, Ball?"
Ball-" If I don't take the blame, she'll have to."
A WIDE BLUFF.
Professor Woolbert Qin Drama classj H Mr. Fall, what is a QIanissary?"
Mark-"Why, some kind of a janitor."
AN ALMIGHTY GOOD PREFERENCE. '
At the Theta party lists of questions were submitted to the persons present with
the requirement that all words used must begin with initials of the respective indi-
viduals. One question read: If not yourself, who would you rather be?
Mark H. Fall writes: "My Heavenly Fatherf'
WAKE UP, DUTCH !
Miss X.-"I think that Harry Pratt is just a dream."
A VOLUNTARY ANNOUNCEMENT.
Florence Fall Qin Oratory class with Websterian emphasisj "Now we are en-
gaged." She hesitates and looks toward the male side of the room. Brown seems
glad to hear it.
I hear the deep voice of "Red" Smithg Say, guys! oh, have you seen Hud.,
Seven wonders there areg he's the fifth. Whose cheeks with the roses do bud?
If e'er he should tell Some fellows agree
How he did for john L., An Ikey is he,
Don't believe him, it's only a myth. But I know they are just throwing mud.
Anyone desiring information relative to a method of securing a permanent
room-mate, consult A. E. Cobb.
Russell Hopkins wishes to announce that in the future he will postpone his even-
ing session on Mingo street-after the I2 o'clock hour.
Fred Russell arose for breakfast this morning and attended all classes.
Warning! Relis Barr wishes to inform the student body that cutting classes cuts
ice with the Faculty.
Apprentice wanted as political machinist. Must apply at once in order to take
machine in charge by Commencement time. jay Adams Oakes, Master Mechanic.
Those desiring to enter the classin "Stump Oratory," consult Professor Hudnutt.
Would you like to be a winner with the ladies? If so, watch for the next issue
on Buzzology, or Sunday Night Tactics on the Sofa. Brown-Fall's treatise.
The student body are warned not to lose sight of the recent Faculty ruling that
"armory" practice shall be prohibited. As the result there shall be no more sleigh-
rides, dancing, or settee buzzing.
Any information concerning the whereabouts of a living, ideal boy would be
gladly received by Miss Fritz.
For the benefit of C. R. Ely, a bureau of buzzological information has been
organized, furnishing him an accurate statement of the list of buzzables, and thus sav-
ing the upper classmen the annoyance of his ceaseless queries.
The world is indebted 'to Professor Lutz for his coinage of the word " lemonchollyf'
Spinsters are no longer a vague reality, but may now be characterized with pre-
I've a pressing invitation, Well, that does beat all creation,
Pity Sakes, pity sakes, Pity Sakes, pity sakes,
To a brief examination, Flunked in that examination!
Pity Sakes, pity sakes. Pity Sakes, pity sakes,
What do I care? Not a rapl, S'posed that I knew how to spell,-
And I think I'll take a nap, Can't sometimes most always tell,
'Cause I know 'twill be a snap,- So I've gotto go to-well,
Pity Sakes, pity sakes. Pity Sakes, pity sakes.-Ex.
i SPARKS FROM FIGURE-HEADS.
President Dickie fat chapel, in reference to the difnculties he had to contend
with when in collegej, "Why, my dear young people, I could tell you stories that
would make your hair run cold."
Mrs. Scripps Qin awhisperj, " And make your blood stand on end."
FOR PITY-SAKES l
Mr. B:-I regret that I cannot except your kind invitation for next Saturday
evening. Miss S.
INFORMATION NOT UNIVERSAL.
Dr. Dickie treading from Coach Chadwick's announcement in chapelj "Basket-
ball game Friday night after prayer-meeting." The Doctor pulls his mustache, looks
pained and says: "I would like to remind those who are in the habit of going to
prayer-meeting, that it comes on Thursday night instead of Friday."
There was a politician named joe, There lives a good fellow named Skid,
Whose "rep." was as white as the snow, Who wears an outlandish brown lid.
He swore by the stein, He may need a shave,
He'd kill the combine, Tho' he's far from a knave,
Now what about that do you know? For the pres'dency he'll make a bid.
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looking at, Green?"
Green-"Nothing in particularg you mostly."
AN IRISI-IMAN'S FANTASTICAL DREAM.
Iamie McKale-"Hope I get a rich wife, I'll never be able to make a living?
I know a grand Scotchman, Sam Dickie, Say, pards! do you know Perrot jack?
Who abhors all things smelly and stickie, Don't you think in his head there's a crack?
Tobacco and gum, He's charged with a store
Dance-parties and rum, Of humor galore,
Are the bane of the life of Sam Dickie. just prick him and you'll get it back.
The little Johnnie-jump-up laughedg
The poppy tossed his headg
The grave old hollyhock looked sterng
The rose blushed deeper red.
The little star blinked wonderingly,
And shyly hid its faceg
The wind went scampering off to tell
At such a shocking pace.
And what was all this fuss about
Out in this garden dim?
Why, just the simple little fact
That Sally Ann kissed him.
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"Yes," said the poet, eagerly.
"Yes," remarked the editor, "It was the typewriting. What make of machine
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Phone 129 109 W. Porter St.
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PUPILS ENTER Framing
AT ANY TIME sssss
Book agent QS6lllIlg Blblej, "And may I
Lady: 'KI belleve not."
Agent: "Then buy a Bible and believ
put your name down then?"
All the popular leathers and
styles at prices ranging 33.00,
53.50 and 34. Let us "Show"
you. . I
Hill 81 Young
117 S. Superior St.
Gee, Pm Griffin
Carries the largest
. stock of
in Albion City
r 1. CD52 1, 077
SE. Stmperier Street
If in need of anything in the Do you know that-there is a
line of I
Dry Goods' Student
Rugs, t . t
Suits, Etc. here? There is and his name
This is the place to get them.
J. Clifford Smith
C,S.TuCker81C0, Give him a trial. lile will
"The Store of Quality." please you. Phone 499
Tommy-"Say, mister, is this a cross-eyed bear?"
Keeper-"Nope, sonnyg who ever heard of a crossed eyed bear?"
Tommy Qsupeiiorlyj-"I haveg they sang, yesterday, at Sunday school, about
consecrated cross l'd bear."
BREAD .al ual
B. HOULETT, D. D. S.
Room 1-2 P. O. Blk.
PHON IC 159-2 Rings
AUTOMOISILES mcx'c:Dms TRUNKS DELIVERED y
CHAS- H- OSBORN CITY HACK AND Dxmmss WAGON
Phonographs fro AND FROM suvrroy
Posu' CARDS SEWING Mlxcnmns Pl10116 392 A- S- Mount
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WEEKS 81 COOPER '
Attorneys at Law
A. J. ABBOTT, M. D.
109 South Sugerior 314 gijchigzgxg 3x e
DICKIE BLOCK XLBION, MICH. Phone 86-T one
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l tu ents Turnout
CATERING . . ,
SOLICITED or anythlng IH the hvery
. line call on
MRS. S. DUNNE
Power St Owen
PORTER STREET PHONE 224 Superior St'
Bob Qin collegej-"Why is your father like a green lemon?"
Cal-"I guess it's because he is so hard to squeeze."
205 Superior Street, Albion
WHENEVER YOU WANT
I. A. Forbes, The Tailor
High-grade Pianos and Mc-
Kinley, Schirrner Music.
1Oc, 3 for 25C
DAVIS MUSIC HOUSE
C. H. WORBOYS, D. D. S.
Over Prost's Shoe Store
FOR THAT KINK-
that gives your clothing
style you cannot get
elsewhere, you will have
to go to
G. W. SCHNEIDER
Established 1892 Telephone 245
STEPHEN LANE FOLGER
180 Broadwav, New York City
Club and College Pins and Rings
Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals
Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry
Hirsotol LITJ 3 Chairs
OF Q U A L I T Y,
L. B. WICKHAM,
Successor to 1-I. N. Post
Temporarily located 2 doors north of old stand.
114 N. Superior St.
Hand Massage Compressed Air
Citizens' Phone 1364 Bell Phone 15188
DR. R. D. SLEIGHT
EYE, EAR, NOSE and THROAT only.
Eyes Tested and Glasses Fitted
Oflice Hours: 9-123 2-43 7-8.
24 W. Main St., Battle Creek
Aunt Qwho has received a letter fro
mother has got two nice new babies."
rn johnnie's homej-"Oh, Johnnie! Your
johnnie-"That'sjust like mama, I suppose by having two she gets them
B. D. ROBINSON 8: CO.
E. L. PARMETER
Office over Alb N t 1 B k
EMJR IVING AND WATCH REPAIRING A phone Momce and h R 40 I- I t St
...Go to the...
R. F. MERRITT
NEW YORK ,
For Anything and Everything
New York Racket Store Phone 447 Post Ofhce Block
A. EMMGNS A. F. MOLLICA
HIGH GRADE PIANOS AND ARTISTIC 'Aurora
102 E Erie Street 10 XI S 1 St XLBTOIN NIICH
...C. E. JEFFRIES...
208 S. Superior St.
WHEN YOU BUY-BUY
T. A. Roudenbush
313 S. Superior
First Girl-"He promised ter meet me here at t'ree o'c1ock an' treat me ter
Second Girl-"Well he's probably giving you absent treatment at dis very
Hllff The liiV6l"'
We have decided to drop the
phrase "On the River" but we will
still be "The Store That Saves You
We are ready for busi-
ness in our new store in the Fox
Coming every day since the Flood.
Morse Clothing Co.
Shoes for Men and Boys
Off the River Albion, Mich.
Lewis W. Pryor
Second-hand furniture bought
Good Ash and Maple Wood
215 Michigan Ave.
ALBION, - MICHIGAN
Wattles 81 Strong
' FINE CARRIAGES,
Largest Dealers in the
Right prices and satisfied
customers is our motto.
No other light equals it for
soft brilliancy, cleanlinesi
convenience and for safety
Commonwealth Power Co
Purveyors of the
201 E. Erie St. Phone I2
A tramp requesting a dinner hands the lady of the house a calling card with
two names on it.
Lady-"May I ask which is your name?"
Lady-"Why how can that be?"
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q - if There are times and events which seem to
demand the presence of flowers, and when
these occasions do arise it is well to know
just where you can rind the choicest and finest variety at most moderate prices. Whether you desire a banquet
decoration -some blossoms for home use-a boquet of beautiful cut flowers-plants for bedding out or a funeral
tribute to the memory of some departed one-you will End our flowers and plants to be the very best and our
prices-invariably moderate. Call or phone. Each order has the same caleful attention. Appreciative people of
taste will recognize the genuine art in our jloral decorations. Albion's Leading Florists-
Z'tQ?t'lSlTii5iSi5ET43l'1i?J3?H5-l3!'SEi?Efi325'w2.2.R. M. 81 S- -L. DYSINGER
one is my pen-name, m
Lady-"You had better take dinn
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