Albert City High School - Echo Yearbook (Albert City, IA)

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Jokes Love 1S a feel1ng of affect1on Affect1on 1S SOmSthlDg you feel for your dog A dog 1S an an1nal An an1mal lS somethlng that eats. SOm9th1Hg you eat 15 SO1F3CV Roses are red V1OlGtS are blue ThlS lS a Joke column What's lt to you9 Splnach 18 green A gal may l1ve alone and look 1 Green 18 the color you get len hh you're Jealous Jealousy lS the fear of be1ng sup I1 I were an echo, Just for a planted by a rival I'd yell at some uy before he A rival 18 a gun A gun 1S what gangsters use to k1ll Joke spoke people w1th Each day man learns more about If you K1ll people you ret put 1n the unlverse and every day he the Jug real1zes he knows less A Jug 1S somethlng you put water 1n W Water 1S wet Therefore, love 1S all wet Three thlHgS are necessary for war if Some people believe everyth1ng you tell them 1f you WhlSp8I lt f W Snap Judgment has a way of be comlng unfastened Tl' You don't los friends by lend 1ng them money You lose them by expect1ng to get lt back fir Sad indeed and much to my sor row I'm here today, and here to morrow tif Mr She ard Who can name one IMPOIEQBE EHIHQ that we have now that we d1dn't have a hundred years ago9 LGVl6 Dayl1ght sav1ng 1S founded on the old Ind1an 1dea of Cuttlng off one end of the blanket and SCWlHg it on the other to make lt longer fad Money 2. Money 3 Money if Do not worry Eat three square Say your prayers meals a day Be courtweous to your creditors Keep your d1gest1on good EXerc1se Go slow and easy if In order to got along these days, a man must keep h1S back to the wall, hlS ear to the ground put h1S shoulder to the wheel, h1S nose on th gr1ndstone, keep a l vel head and f et on the ground ff? Must you go? asked the hostess Oh, no s 1d the departing guest, it's purely a matter of ChOlCC M? FTCSHICS Comedy of Errors phomores Evergrcens JUHIOT As you llK8 lt S 1or All's Well that Ends Well '. ' . .' . ' 5541? . . . - 'U . ,I ,t. . Q fre . . n , . , , 1' 1 , ' . . 4443 u 3 0 0 . t A ,... a U n' . s 0 n . . W 5 . N53 fur? 11 . I - J - gILW . 4 5 1 . - ,- . 5 4' U 0 A . ..- 5 ' - 'ff i-4-: Mel II. , 'Q 'lil' ' O far? J We 0 Q 1 ' . : . . . . W? -

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JOKLS If you are slammed, forget it If you ar cl ned, ve regret lt f Xou re hurt go hlde nd cry, bull TS s W1 t vor you bl U e2 e, try n rd Two Swedes, who were both los eyed, ran lnto eecr o hor Arnle Why don't ,ou look where you are golrro Steve W l wry d n fo where you are loor , t ycu I shot an nrrow Jnto the err It fell to E rth I knov not wh re I lo e more d zned arrows that w y Junhman Any I , be o 1I'OI1'7 anelllyl , mx vm ' Turhmln Ang bottles Thls llttle p1,Ple ert to m IK t sells more d lned o 1HCL I tdrted to colleoo And lf you th nk mcner coesn't talk Just try telepl H115 vlth out u n1ckel Roses are red Vlolet are blue Orchlds oo t 3 50 So ruts to you Stranger hu you HOVIDQ Betty I don't lrcv, wb t' your name t ll others why lly c re to b lelr ' Jol Edltors Mary h d a llttle lamb The doctor dled of shock muy nov do you llke our llttl town? J sdys It's the flFSt ceme tory th t I ever saw wlth llghts lD lt V llw I Wh1t's the dlfference oe een d ncln nd m9IChlHgQ Iolw I ourno Vllly T thoubht Fa hnon note There w1ll be llttle ch nge ln men's pockets thls yeer Junlor Is the clock stlll runn nb? Don no lE'C standlng stlll, v gblxg 1t's t 1 Wh t' the matter? I'm m d at my glrl now comeo She' t o tlmlng me C n Hou do you knovq She got marrled Curns Co ch V' Y' OQCH Lld llt le glrl 1U the cotton SCOCIIHQS Folks NOth1Hg Wh t ver happened to the 71 V Q A - 3 S I. ' Q ' xAJ.i v ' J , C T ' X J- vr EIA 1 .....-- 5 ' If fo s oleasso, e . . V + ' vs- -- 1- --- .ns o ' V. hs. iw-3 Iss I I I , - , A 1 ,, , ,. 10 ' 1 '- fl ,s Q- , soot: all e .. ,fi ' .Lb 0 , . Y fs I C- s- ,. 3 ' f 4-'- x . ' . I u ' . , . . r W . I l .f ' e s A 9 ' 115' - V ' . . 'v . ' S : el , ,,, to 'I J1- V, , - A ..... ,, n . , . . ,,, 5 xl4l,f S l . . . . . Flo ' 3 A - J- rs f ' ' ' cl ' . , , ' g . '. 7 - C. . I , A . n 1 Q ' I cz . v - . , . . . , . . - 1 S En 4' Ji' J. Q . ,i , , -.-- ull f 1. f . 1. . 4- T ' - ,twve- od gg 3 . ..- f. , ,X T Q ' - - qc nr rn - . .- , . t sbs , por, ld 4?.g , , . ---- .?,L - M ,': I S T so. ' . ' L Carns, the man of the houseg ,,,, ..... , , ., K , f : ho .3 fl e s axsy. - , A . U I ' : -' S.: 5 f 3 . ' ---- , .,...., T..? 1 s o 0 1 ' . . vi O ' ' ' VK.: W f, 2 Q - .J J . - Q u . . . , I . 4 1 - - - ' -, I Dad s,l - Q h Hs 5 - g M ' ...... Q .- v 4.,,-3 ' Q - 1. 1 1. . vs '- . - - n . . . , , L4 r ... .,4. -,J . ' .V ' bil I . ml , ' f 4 , r W -. J I 5 ' -J o u a Q . ' ,. . ,.. '. 1. .' , ' lv i ' . ' I . -- f' : a s , ..... - . ---- a-I: .a, , ..... , f- 7- x.1LLI-ii: Y. , v. ..... A . J l . . i ou' : s w - , 3 A , A , f A -f-- . . . 'J ' E 1 .L fv v . , ...... Q ' rw . . , A . V 3 - uOuChZ , ..... L sf 0 . 1 . . Q Q I O . , . Q Q Q QA x., A l U' fx 7 Q ' Q ' ' A. J ' Q u. . . N s . , . J 1 x 1: ,'1m. ',a s M 3 ' . O ..... , .

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