Albany Union High School - Whirlwind Yearbook (Albany, OR)

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H SENIOR WILL KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS that we the graduating class ol I936 beang of son nd and dasposang mand and memory and not acting under restraint fraud or undue influence of any person or persons whomsoever do hereby make publish and declare thas to be our last wall and testament Iereby revoking any and all other former walls by us heretofore made Farst To the class of 37 we leave our best washes for continued success durang the remainder of their Iaves an Albany High School Second To the faculty we delaver thanks for their unendang persever ance an gavang to us our daaly doses of educataon Thard To the sophomores and freshmen we gave and bequeath the fond hope that some day through dalagence and hard labor they may become a class such as we are NOT Four Apart from the mass some of our weak and gasping andavadual members do hereay raase thear palsaed hands to make such bequests as the following I Clarence Tubby Mannang leave my graceful walk and laghtnang speed to Merle Long to Earl Watson and Edward Landley We the Girls Trao bequeath our sangang voaces to Eddae Gibson hopanc he can take a hant I Joyce Stellmacher wall my well rounded figure to George Porky Venable I Shirley Salk leave my popularity to Betty Jane Quagley I Verl Monroe wall my curly locks back to the American Beauty Shop I Leo Kaos bequeath my charmang ways wath the sophomore garls to any one who wall have them I Betty Jane Lavangston wall my abalaty to flart to Margene Stewart I Jean Merrall bequeath my athletac abalaty to Zella Mae Barrett I Wayne Walber leave my custom of askang antellagent questaons an class to Tom Babb We Varganaa Doerfler and Roger Chandler leave our snake charmang ways to Margaret Kaser and Willard Mallow I Violet Smath bequeath my abalaty to lure fish to Maraon Marks IN WITNESS WI-IEREOE we set our hand and seal and execute thas our last wall and testament at Albany Lann County Oregon thas 3rd day of June A D I936 IZZI l l lI. T H E W I R L W I N D I 9 3 6 We, Victor Groening and John Dooley, leave our ability to avoid girls

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H longer taught at Albany Hugh then I returned I had to leave on a transport plane that flew to Balu un the South Seas rught away though because some farmer saud I d have to pay for some tures that were swuped b CK un 35 dudn t know what he was talkung about of course but I left town anyway The plane was puloted by Harold Fox and Roy Martun Among the passengers I found Anne Dooley Betty Huffman and Ruth Romaune tryung to get away from the ravages of tume When we landed un Ball I duscovered that Earl Fortmuller LeRoy Byerley and Lauren Karstens were makung belueve that they were Mutuneers from the Bounty One day I saw three haymows gludung along the beach I screamed but the haymows turned and I saw ut was only Vurgunua Goona Muller Grace Helen Looney and Catherune Bowman dusguused as natuve belles They told me that Jack Hall Gordon McLaren and Multon Newport went fushung for mermauds Professor D Henderson says that all mermauds are musucal sunce at an early age they practuce on theur scales Phooey' gasped Sternberg Then I went to one of those Buddha temples went on Douglas and I found Grace Gulkey Betty Futzpatruck Edna Bowles Vurgunua Doerfler and Jean Merrull masaueradung as temple dancers But waut a munute youd better tell us what you ve been doung Vuc Well began Vuc I left Albany Hugh for New York where I worked un a pettucoat factory whuch was owned by Gene Sutton Jess Tann and Gale Caldwell I was the chuef overseer and my uob was to see that the workers dudn t make a slup You re just as bad murmured Sternberg And every tume I came late to the offuce Vena Holst the manager 'node me get a punk slup Thus took so much out of the coupon stock that I was fured Then I became a revenue offucer and I left for Mel Torgeson s place un the Kauntuck hulls where everythung was nuce and stull and what a stull' I stayed there for almost four leap years untul Raymond Lance a munuster of the Holy Rollers reformed the whole range Everythung was not quuet then un other words there was no stull Glurp glurp drooled Sternberg So I left went on Vuc the stole and rode the rods untul here I am Want to sleep? asked Koos Mr Hudson nodded Koos put out the fure and the group settled down to peaceful slumbers ffl I . 1 1 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 O u V 1 I . , , 1 1 1 ' , , I u 11 - r ' - 1 1 1 1 A - 1 1 - 1 - - , - 1 1 - - - - 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 - - - - '11 u T 11 11 11 11 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 . . . . , J ' 1 1 - - 11 , . 11 11 - 11 - 1 1 1 1 ' 1 - 1 A 11 11 1 - 11 u , . nz 1 11 - - 1 1 1 1 . . . , ' 1 I i ' 1 , . . . . ,, 1 11 11 1 - ll 11 - 11 V 11 1 1 1 - 11 11 - 1 1

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H SENIOR VOTING 'vlost outstandung gurl Anne Dooley Shurley Sulk Most outstandung boy Vuctor Groenung John Dooley Most popular gurl Anne Dooley Betty Futzpatruck Most popular boy John Dooley Vuctor Groenung Cutest gurl Betty Jane Luvungston Maxune Stenberg Cutest boy John Ruchmond Bob Douglas Best gurl athlete Jean Merrull Anne Dooley Best boy athlete Clarence Mannung Harold Fox Busuest senuor Multon Newport Shurley Sulk Furst to succeed Roger Chandler Charles Frazee Vuc l-urst to be marrued Vena Holst Dermal Robertson Most polute Jack Clune Gordon Kampfer Most untellectual Charles Frazee Joyce Stellmacher Peppuest senuor Maxune Stenberg Catherune Bowman Sleepuest senuor Wulton Erb Eugene Sutton Worst old maud Vuolet Smuth Evelyn Lundley Worst bachelor Gale Caldwell lrvune Hood Worst vamp Ruth Romaune Evelyn Larsen Worst sheuk Wayne Wulbur Verl Monroe Worst hen pecked Earl Fortmuller Leo Koos Most curuous Leo Koos Catherune Bowman Most talkatuve Ruth Romaune Gardner Ewung The world goes round and round and round And the sun sunks unto the sea And whether I m on or under the ground The world cares luttle for me l23l tor Groenung 6 T H E W I R L W I N U u T , H A . i . . I I 1- I , . . i I . . I 1 , . I . ' .. ' I A ... ' I I T. ' I I -gg . I . . ' 'i 1 1 l l i. . T I 4 l ' I . T. I . , ' I ' I . . 7- . I . ' X . . . . l I . l I ' ' l ' I l .T ' I l - ., ' I . i I ' I l V I ' A 1L-1:1-1 11 I 1 I I I 1 - ll