Albany Union High School - Whirlwind Yearbook (Albany, OR)

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H SENIOR PROPHECY The bent form of a man trudgIng along the raulroad track was momen tarIIy outlIned as a flash of IIghtnIng IlIumInated the sky The thunder rumbled The wretch shIvered tugged at the gunny sack on hIs back and peered Into the foggy gloom for some sngn of IIte HIs bleary eyes caught sIght ofa flame flIckerIng under a trestle He saw SIX men sprawled under a pIIe of TIES whrle a seventh stIrred a pot over the fIre Whatcha got Hobo? growled one when he notIced the wayfarer Cabbage he rep'Ied as hIs hand went down In hIs knapsack and came out wIth the vegetable HIs wnsts cocked straIghtened and the leafy sphere arched through the aIr and plopped In the boIlIng pot The cook looked sharply Into the newcomer s face and then emutted a terrIfyIng yell VI Groenmg there s only one' You remember me don t you? John John Dooley' VIC seemed unable to speak Then wIth a smIle spread across hrs whls ker covered soot blackened tace he pumped up and started pumpIng John s arm John' Gosh I m glad to see you' Where are the rest? MannIng Koos Sternberg McCrary Douglas and Mr Hudson? SIX of the sevew rose and came toward VIC Mr Hudson? He spraIned an ankle grunted an unkempt hump shouldered bum called Koos He fell down when the students perked the wrong way You re stIII the same aren t you Koos? saId Mannrng a tall over fed gIant But you must be hungry VIC Take thIs What happened to you Bob? saId Sprndy goulash drIppIng from hIs chIn You know how to play a trumpet That should have kept you out of t IS That s what got me In thIs mess srghed Douglas I was campaIgnIng for Bob Hunter Jack ClIne and Myrna Cochell the Townsend Clubbers and I got In the habIt of pIayIng Gardner EwIng Charles Frazee and lrvIne Hood In Rummy almost every nIght One nIght the stakes were awfully hIgh and Instead of ho'dIng every ace I trIed to trumpet Gee that was punk' groaned Sternberg And I lost my all contInued Douglas We were IU Sweet Home at the tIme I left that nIghtwIth DIzz WIlbur Ihe s a maIl carrIer In the hIlIsI for a lIttIe farm up round QuartzvIIIe where Evelyn Larsen Betty Jane Llv Ingston and Mary AI BarrIck were In theIr spInsterhood days I stayed there for nIne years Icould you blame me?I untII I found out that hIstory was no IZOI T H E W I R L W I N D I 9 3 6 ' l 1 l 1 ll II ' 11 11 - - - - I ' 1 ' I I . . ,, , . . . . c - . , avi- ' 'll 11 - 11 A - - - - A , . 1 - 1 T 1 I Il I ' . . , . . 1' , II I I I I ' ' h I I . Tubby--say, this going to be a real reunion' What's the matter with Il II . Il 1 1 - II I I II II I ' I II ' ' 1 1 ' I I - ' II ' ' II II II ' ' - . . I ' I 4 II I h' 11 1 H 1 - - 11 1- ll . . , , 1 1 1 1 I I ' ' 1 - I - II I I 1 Il II I ' 1 II II ' II . , . ' ' ' I ' I ' I - . . . - 1 - . l - I .

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H COMPOSITE SENIORS Pretty like Eorm like Musical like Dirnples like I-lair like Popular like Ta like Athletic like Studious like Sing like Walk like Self possessed like Cook like Naive like Enthusiastic li e Practical I ke Artist c I ke Polite like The Composite Senior I-Iandsome like Ta I like Clever like Dirnples like Eorrn like Popular like I-lair like Talk like Athletic like Musical like Studious like . Eyes like , Dance like . Walk like . Bluff like . Conceited like Car like . Pleasant like . Boy Genevieve Williams Betty Jane Livingston Llelen Koos Evelyn Larsen Frances Burkhart Anne Dooley Clio Russell Jean Merrill Esther Chambers Edith Anderson Shirley Silk Dermal Robertson Velna Jones Brown lvlurlel Smith Marceil I-larnisch Virginia Feuerstein Alice Bennett Ida Clum George Henderson Verlin Wolfe Gordon Kampter Charles Frazee Roger Chandler Victor Groening Earl Eortmiller Tom Kelty Tubby Manning Bob Douglas Norman Gregory I-larold Fox Dizz Wilber Ernest Underwood Jack I-lall Ronald Long Milton Newport Derrill Douglas I Ili iillgl 'I 9 3 6 T H E W I R L W I N D The Composite Senior Girl ii ',,'.'I I I I. ' ' i ii I I I I I I I I ' i ' . f f I I I I f Q '

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H longer taught at Albany Hugh then I returned I had to leave on a transport plane that flew to Balu un the South Seas rught away though because some farmer saud I d have to pay for some tures that were swuped b CK un 35 dudn t know what he was talkung about of course but I left town anyway The plane was puloted by Harold Fox and Roy Martun Among the passengers I found Anne Dooley Betty Huffman and Ruth Romaune tryung to get away from the ravages of tume When we landed un Ball I duscovered that Earl Fortmuller LeRoy Byerley and Lauren Karstens were makung belueve that they were Mutuneers from the Bounty One day I saw three haymows gludung along the beach I screamed but the haymows turned and I saw ut was only Vurgunua Goona Muller Grace Helen Looney and Catherune Bowman dusguused as natuve belles They told me that Jack Hall Gordon McLaren and Multon Newport went fushung for mermauds Professor D Henderson says that all mermauds are musucal sunce at an early age they practuce on theur scales Phooey' gasped Sternberg Then I went to one of those Buddha temples went on Douglas and I found Grace Gulkey Betty Futzpatruck Edna Bowles Vurgunua Doerfler and Jean Merrull masaueradung as temple dancers But waut a munute youd better tell us what you ve been doung Vuc Well began Vuc I left Albany Hugh for New York where I worked un a pettucoat factory whuch was owned by Gene Sutton Jess Tann and Gale Caldwell I was the chuef overseer and my uob was to see that the workers dudn t make a slup You re just as bad murmured Sternberg And every tume I came late to the offuce Vena Holst the manager 'node me get a punk slup Thus took so much out of the coupon stock that I was fured Then I became a revenue offucer and I left for Mel Torgeson s place un the Kauntuck hulls where everythung was nuce and stull and what a stull' I stayed there for almost four leap years untul Raymond Lance a munuster of the Holy Rollers reformed the whole range Everythung was not quuet then un other words there was no stull Glurp glurp drooled Sternberg So I left went on Vuc the stole and rode the rods untul here I am Want to sleep? asked Koos Mr Hudson nodded Koos put out the fure and the group settled down to peaceful slumbers ffl I . 1 1 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 O u V 1 I . , , 1 1 1 ' , , I u 11 - r ' - 1 1 1 1 A - 1 1 - 1 - - , - 1 1 - - - - 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 - - - - '11 u T 11 11 11 11 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 . . . . , J ' 1 1 - - 11 , . 11 11 - 11 - 1 1 1 1 ' 1 - 1 A 11 11 1 - 11 u , . nz 1 11 - - 1 1 1 1 . . . , ' 1 I i ' 1 , . . . . ,, 1 11 11 1 - ll 11 - 11 V 11 1 1 1 - 11 11 - 1 1