Albany Union High School - Whirlwind Yearbook (Albany, OR)

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 COPYRIGHT 1Q2STable of Contents Administration Classes Publications Dramatics and Forensics Music Society and Literary Organizations Athletics Humor AdvertisementsAlbany “The Friendly City” WI I'H its setting of beautiful homes, exceptional school advantages, consisting of three grammar schools, two junior high schools, one senior high school, one academy, and its college of Liberal Arts, re-established on a beautiful and spacious campus, with numerous fine churches representing all the various denomina- actual population. This is explained by the metropolitan appearance of our many retail stores and shops. and permanent development. Having in mind the creating of a market for our agri- every staple product of the farm. Mindful of our great timber resources, comprising more than thirty billion feet add much to the industrial growth of our city. Thus, with the assurance that during the present year construction of a railroad will be begun that will connect this city with the great timber belt to the east, it would seem that we are at this time facing an era of development that should transform our modest little city into an industrial metropolis. In conclusion I would add, Albany’s house is in order, and ready to meet this development with excellent industrial sites, adequate industrial water supply, unlimited power, cheap fuel, excellent shipping facilities, and with a spirit of co-operation among our business men that invites progress. tions—all these amid an atmosphere of culture and refinement and genuine friend- liness on the part of our people, Albany makes its bid for recognition as a commercial and industrial city. The first impression of the stranger is that Albany is a city of several times its The stability of our agriculture alone guarantees for Albany a steady growth culture, factories have been established that convert into finished products practically of marketable timber, mills and wood-working factories have been established which Secretary, Chamber of Commerce. 'yoreword, li'e write this brief Foreword to explain the commercial motive of the 1928 “ H' hirlwind”. Albany High School has developed into one of the best high schools in Oregon. The students of our school now realize, more than ever before, that this development is due to the support of the citizens of Albany, es- pecially to the many business firms. Therefore, to show the commercial splendor and the industrial value of our city and our appreciation for this value, we display "In- dustrial Albany” throughout this book. mo Dedication TO the Faculty of Albany High School, we, the students of the high school, dedicate this issue of “The Whirlwind”. It is largely through the untiring efforts of the various members of the faculty that Albany High is the success it now is. Each member has so faithfully and conscien- tiously done his particular duty, has lent so much help and inspiration to the students, and has been a friend as well as a guide and instructor that we hereby express our appreciation for their efforts by dedicating this book to them. F. ia ht Senior High Faculty Finnerty Worley Childs Stanford Nicholls Bergholz McKnight Braden Grigsby Berg Mudra Chase Hudson Penland Buchanan Andersen McDermott Chalmers Tracy De Loach Pimentel W7 i ir lVlncL' School BoardClass of 1928 ElevenHayne Stanford V'okum Collins Senior History Albany, Oregon, June 1, 1928. To the Business Men of Albany: It affords me pleasure as Senior reporter to recommend to you the outstanding class (the class of twenty-eight) in the history of our school. Should you study the history and note the qualifications of each individual, you could plainly see why I am enthusiastic in recommending the various individuals here listed for your consid- eration. Io further substantiate my sincere belief of recommendation I should ask you to consider each individual record as follows: First, let us consider those who have taken part in debate. Three of this year’s high school debaters, namely, Arthur Potwin, Rex Hartley and Karl Gehlert, are from the class of twenty-eight. For three years its interclass team has held second place. A number of splendid actors and actresses are among its ranks. Among those from this class who have taken part in productions are: Alice Fisher, Dollie McLen- don, Mildred Collins, Evelyn Eastburn, Arthur Potwin, Karl Gehlert and Rex Hartley. I he class of twenty-eight can boast a number of excellent singers who have taken important parts in operettas and other entertainments. The Seniors are especially proud of Helen Cochran. 1 his class has musicians of great talent who constitute a substantial share of the high school bands and orchestra. The Seniors have made a remarkable athletic record. In football they contributed the majority of the star players. Those on the team were: Don Hayne, Earl Stone, Herman Kropp, Theron Beougher, Lee Rohrbough, Wallace Palmer and Nellis Zimmerman. In basketball the team has been composed mainly of this class for two T ivelveyears. Don Hayne, Herman Kropp, Earl Stone and Wallace Palmer were the players. The Seniors on the tennis team were Lucile Murphy, Lee Rohrbough and Arthur Potwin. In other sports, also, our Seniors have excelled. The class of twenty-eight has a record of interclass activities of which to be proud. For two years this class has won the cup by defeating the other classes in the majority of interclass contests, including debate, girls’ volley ball, girls’ basketball, boys’ basket- ball, baseball and tennis. It is likely that they will possess the cup for the third time. The girls deserve a great deal of credit for their share of victories. Nine out of ten of those who took the O. S. C. intelligence test, in which Albany ranked first in the state, were Seniors. Not only the records of these few mentioned, but also the accomplishments of others who are equally capable, efficient and dependable along other lines, could be favorably brought to your notice, if space permitted. As a whole, the class of twenty- eight is a very talented class and worthy of your consideration. Yours sincerely, Reporter of the class of nineteen hundred and twenty-eight. AHS:DC ThirteenW'hirliOjncL' Arthur Potwin Mathematics Class Pres. '26 '28; Student Body Treas. '27; Student Council '27; Annual Editor '28; Asst. Editor '27; H. S. Debate '27 '28; Class Debate ‘25 '26; H. S. Tennis '26 '27 '28; Dramat '26 '27 '28; Debate Leaituc Pres. '28; Com- mercial Club '28 “Our busy, red-headed editor” Lucile Murphy Commercial Editor Paper '28; Girls’ Athletic Assn. Pres. '28; Champion Bas- ketball Team '26 ’27 ’28; Dra- mat '27 ’28; Commercial Club '27 ’28; H. S. Tennis ’26: Class Tennis '25 '26: Student Council '26 '27; Girls’ League '26 27 '28 " Tit not often we meet a better all-around girl” Helen Cochran Foreign Language Girls' Band '25 '26 '27 '28; H. S. Orchestra ’26 ‘27; Paper Staff '26 '27; Annual Staff '25 '26 ’27 '28; Girls' League '26 ‘27 '28; Girls' Glee Club '26 ‘27 '28; Dramat '27 ’28; Sextette '26 '27 ’28 “Always working, yet willing and good at it” LD IlAYNE Mathematics Vice-Pces. '28; Football ‘25 ‘26 ‘27 '28; Basketball ‘25 ‘26 ‘27 '28; Baseball '25 '26 '27 '28; Track '27; Pres. Varsity A '26 ‘27 ‘28: Athletic Assn. ’26 ‘27 ‘28 “Here's a Senior we'll hate to lose. For there's not a Junior who can fill his shoes” Charles Y’okum History Class Pres. '27; Class Treas. '28; Annual Staff '28; Mgr. Tennis Team '28; Tennis Club '27 '28; Debate League '28; Glee Club '28; Boys' Athletic Assn. '26 ‘27 '28 “A capable and faithful worker for A. H. S.. whose worst fault is being in love” Alice M. Fisher History Paper Staff '27 ‘28: Vicc-Pres. Girls' league '27; Class Sec. and lYeas. '25; Draoit Club '26 ‘27 '28; Glee Club 26 '27 ‘28 "The girl with the regal air” Mildred Collins Commercial Class Sec. ’28; Pres. Spanish Club '27; Class Debate Team '28; Treas. Girls' League '28; Girls’ League '26 '27 '28; Whirlwind Staff '26 '27 '28; Dramat Club '27 '28; Girls' Glee Club '27 '28 “A charming, vivacious girl full of surprises" Earl Stone Mathematics Class Basketball '2S; Class Base- ball 2 ‘27 '28; Football '26 '27; Basketball '26 ’27 '28; Or- der of A ’26 '27 ’28; Athletic Assn. '26 '27 '28; Class Track '27 '28 “One of our best athletes and all-around good fellow” Nellis Zimmerman Commercial II. S. Football '28; Order of A '28; H. S. Baseball '26; Commer- cial Club '28; Boys' Athletic Assn. ’26 ’27 '28 “Doing nothing with a great deal of skill” Mary Worrell Mat hematics Whirlwind Staff ’26 ’27 '28; Student Council '28; Class Sec. '25 ’26; Girls' League '26 '27 '28; Glee Club; Tennis Club “A favorite of everyone” FourteenEvelyn Eastburn History Class Pres. '25: Pres. Spanish Club '27; Dramat Club '28: Paper Staff '27 '28; Annual Staff '27 '28; Sec. Girls League '28; Girls' Glee Club '26 '27 "Ready to work, ready to Ready to help wheneve may” Chandler Hall M at hematics Pres. Class '25: Vice-Prcs. Class '26; Treas. Athletic Assn. '28; Glee Club '27: Tennis Club '27 "You ean't judge a man by the noise he makes" Beryl Nordyke History Girls' league '26 '27 '28 “She is a blonde, but she is not light-headed” Glenn E. Dull Mathematics Boys' Athletic Assn. '26 '27 '28; Class Baseball '25 '26 '27 '28; Track '26 '27; Class Basketball '25 '26 '27 '28 "Not merely to exist, but to amount to something” Rex Hartley Science Student Body Pres. '28; Body Vice-Pres. '27; Dramat '27 '28: Boys' Ath’etic A«sn '27 '28; Class Debate '27 Paper Staff '27 '28; Glee '26 '27 '28 "Our dignified Student Body prexy" Altha Green Commercial Annual Staff '28: Paper Staff '28; Commercial Club '27 '28: Dramat Club '26 '27 '28; Debate league Treas. '28; Class Debate '26 '28: Girls’ League Vice-Pres. '28; Glee Club '26 '27 “Not a soul in school but calls her a friend, .In all-around girl from be- ginning to end” Claude S. Moreland Science Class Baseball '26 '27; Class Treas. '25: Boys’ Athletic Assn. '26 '27 '28; Class Basketball '27 "A regular heart-smasher” Mae Chall ia( £ General Jp Girls' Athletic Assn. '26 ’28; Girls' League '26 '28: Basketball '28; Volley Ball '28; Tennis '28: Glee Club 26 '28; Spanish Club '27 “As exquisite as a flower" Mervin Case Science Boys' Athletic Assn. '26 '27 28; Class Baseball '26 '27 '28 "Slow but sure” Grace Nelson Commercial Club '28; G i r I s’ League '26 '27 '28: Girls' Glee Club '27 "Is short of stature, but high of ideals; cheerful always”Lee Rohrbouoh Science Football '27 ’28; Order of A; Athletic Awn. '26 '27 ’28; Glee Club '26 '21 ’28: Band ’25 ’26 ’27 ’28; Tennis ’27 ’28 "An authority on many sub- jects but master of none" ANITA LlNEBACK Commercial Commercial Club ‘28 : G i r 1 s' I.eaiMie ’26 '27 '28; Girls' Glee Club '26 27 '28; Tennis Club '27 '28 "Oh! those bewitching eyes and that flashing smile!” La Von Hbndryx Foreign Language Girls' League '26 '27 '28; Glee Club '26 '27 '28; French Club '27 "So fair she takes the breath of man away’’ Neil Cline General Glee Club '26 '21 '28; Athletic Assn. '27 '28; Class Basketball '21 "Fame comes only after death, and I am in no hurry for it” Monty Kropp General Class Basketball '26; Class Base- ball '27 '28; Class Track '27'28; Athletic Asm. 27 '28: Order of A '27 '28: II. S. Football '28: H. S. Basketball '27 '28; Com- mercial Club '27 '28 "A regular demon on the field. What will he be in the air?” Doll IE McLendon Mathematics Girls’ League '26'27'28; Dramat Club '26 '27 '28; Class Debate '26 '27 '28; Debate League '28; Spanish Club '26; Glee Club '26 "Her sunny smile is appreciated in this rainy climate” Merlyn F. Mesman Mathematics Class Pres. '25; H. S. Basketball '26 '27; Glee Club '26 '27; Class Debate '25 '26; Class Basketball '2 '26; Athletic Assn. '26 '27 '28 "Something between a hin- drance and a help” Susan Stellmacher Foreign Language Tennis '26; Sec. Girls’ Glee Club '28; Commercial Club '28; Girls’ League '27 '28; Girls' Glee Club '28; Tennis Club '27 "She is like a hit of silver thistledown” ilIMV' Karl Gehi.ert Mathematics 11. S. Debate '28; Boys’ On artet ’27 '28; Dramat Club Play '28; Class Debate '27 '28; Sec. Debate League '28; Orchestra '27 '28; Dramat Club '27 '28; Boys' Glee Club '27 '28 "The class prodigy” Paulene Decker Commercial Commercial Club '28; Girls' League '26 '27 '28; Tennis Club '26 '27 "Eyes that sparkle with mis- chief mingled with friendli- ness”Keith Bryant Science Spanish Club '26 '27: Boys’ Ath- letic Assn. '27 ‘28: Dramat Club ’28; Glee Club '27 ’28 "All great mm are dying off. and I don't feel well myself Dorothy Clifford Foreign Language Class Treas. '26; Sec. and Treas. '27; Annual Staff ‘28; Spanish Club '27; Sec. Home Economics Club '28; Girls' league ’26 ’27 '28 "A girl gifted with art” Lucille Dowling Commercial Girls’ League '26 ‘27 '28; Girls Glee Club '26 '27; Bus. Mgr. Paper '28: Bus. Mgr. Annual '28; French Club '27; Commer- cial Club '27 '28; Sec. Forum '26 "A girl she seems of cheerful yesterdaxs and eon fident to- morrows'' Bruce Dowling General II. S. Baseball '24 '25 '26; Boys’ Athletic Assn. '26 '27 '28; Order of A '25 '26 '27 '28; Sec. Order of A ’27; Champion Basketball Team '24 “To study or not to study— that is the t uestion” Robert Powers Science Boys' Athletic Assn. '26 '27 '28; Pres. Class '26. “It's evening stuff, and morn- ing bluff. Goodness, watch my step. Mildred Rumbaugh Science Girls’ league '26 '27 28; Girls Band '27 '28; Commercial Club '28; Girls' Athletic Assn. '28; Class Basketball '25 '26 '27 '28; Paper Staff '28: All-Star Basket- ball '26 '27 '28; Tennis Club '26 '27 . "Common sense and popularity —well proportioned” Roy L. Safley General F.ntered from Halsey 11. S. '27; Boys' Athletic Assn. '28 "A new boy who is so quiet that we can't find out any- thing about him” Alice Powers Commercial Girls’ League '26 '27 '28; porter '28 "Her very frowns are fairer far Than smiles of other maidens Paul Ryan Science Cla s Baseball '26 27; Boys Athletic Assn. '26'27; Boys’ Glee Club '26 "You can lead a man to class, but you can't make him think” Seventeen Stanford Younge Mathematics Band '26 '27 ‘28: Orchestra '26 '27: Pres. Orchestra '27; Annual Musical Ed. '28; Operetta '27: Boys' Glee Club '27 "Voted the worst sheik in Sen- ior class” Evelyn Acheson History Girls’ League '26 '27 '28; Home Economics Club '28 "You can never tell how these nice, quiet, little girls will turn out” Maxine Jenks Mathematics Orchestra '26 '27 28; Girls' Band '26 27 '28; Glee Club '26 '27 '28; Pres. Glee Club 28; Girls' League '26 '27 '28: Sec. and Treas. Student Body '28; Sextette '26 '27 '28; Vice-Pre . Class '27 "A smile bright and gay. and sweet and pleasant way” Leonard G. Horning Science Class Basketball '25 '26 '27 '28; Class Baseball '27; Boys’ Athletic Assn. '25 '26 '27 '28 ' “ don't say much, hut who knows what I think?” Wayne L. Higbee Science Entered from Monmouth '27; Boys' Athletic Assn. '28; Dramat Club '28 "Site has nothing to do with greatness” Kathryn Truax Science Girls' Athletic Assn. '26 '27 '28; Girls' All-Star Basketball '26 '28; Girls' Baseball '26: Volley Ball '26; Girls' Glee Club '26; Girls’ League '26 '27 '28 "Her studies do not worry her. Why should they?” Albert Hoeff.r Science French Club '27 "The only thing we have against him is that he is a good student" Carol Chance Commercial Girls' League '26 '27 '28; Com- mercial Club '28 "Gentle and kind to the world about” Walter Harnisch History Boys’ Athletic Assn. '26 '27 '28 "With malice toward none and charity for all” Lois Bilyeu Commercial Commercial Club '27 '28; Girls' league '26 '27 '28 "Her grace, ease, sweetness, void of pride. Would hide her faults, had she faults to hide” Eighteen'umher ,.1926 Joe Gilbert Mathematics Boy ’ Athletic Assn. '26 ’27 ’28; Glee Club ’26 '27 "Bound to succeed’ Frances Evers Commercial Glee Club ’27; Club 28: Girls’ League ’26 27 ’28 "Teeth that shine like pearls" William Ingram Science Entered from Salem '26; Class Debate '28; Debate League ’28; Boys’ Athletic Assn. "I'm right, there's no use ar- guing" Margaruite Seavy Commercial Glee Club '26 ’27; Girls’ League ’26 '27 '28; Commercial Club ’27 ’28 "Whenever laughter is heard, she is sure to be seen” Theron Beougher Science H. S. Football '27 ’28; Class Basketball ’2 ’27 ’28: Class Baseball '26 '27 '28; Order of A '27 ’28; Athletic Assn. '26 27 ’28 "I. like all great men. have nothing to say" Martha Gilbert Commercial Girls’ League ‘26 '27 '28: Com- mercial Club '28: Class Basket- ball ’25; Tennis Club ’26 "Let the earth slide; I'll not budge an inch" Percy Fred Veal Science Class Baseball '26'27: Boys' Ath- letic Assn. ’26 ’27 "The easiest job I could find teas to go to school; so I did it" Barbara Eagles History Girls’ Glee Club ’25 ’26 ’27; Girls' league '26 '27 ’28: Tennis Club '26 ’27; Home Economics ’28 "Silence is golden but it hath no charms for me" la Je Palmer General Football ’27 '28; Basketball ’27 ’28: Order of A ’27 '28; Band ’25 ’26 ’27 ’28; Athletic Assn. ’26 ’27 ’28; Glee Club ’27 ’28 "Mischievous, but — well, we like him anyway" Mary Paulus General Home Economics Club '28; Ten- nis Club '26 '27; Girls’ League '26 '27 ’28; Glee Club ’26 ’27 "When joy and duty clash Let duty go to smash" Nineteen Dora Rose borough Commercial Girls’ Athletic Assn. ’28: Basket- ball '27 ’28: Volley Ball '27; Commercial Club '21 ’28: Band '27 ’28; Girls’ League '26 '27 ’28 "Always ready and always cap- able” Bertha Roley Commercial Girls’ league '26 '27 ’28; Glee Club ’26: Forum ’25 ’26; Bas- ketball ’25 ’26 "Tall and fair” Kathryn Beight Science Girls’ Glee Club ’26 '27; Girls League '26 '27 '28; Home Eco- nomics Club '28 "Short and sweet. And hard to beat” Ada Tucker Genera! Entered from Morrill II. S.. Ne- braska ’26; Girls’ League '27 '28 "Being good's an awful lone- some job” Frances Penny Commercial Vice-Pres. Commercial Club '28: Girls’ League ’26 '27 ’28; Girls’ Glee Club ’26 '27 "A quiet lass with many friends” Olivia Reeder College Entrance Entered from Reed sport '27; Girls’ League '28 "Precious stones are often small” Tryon Richards Mathematics Glee Club '27 ’28 "The Albany High rough-neck Lorene Smith History Girls’ League ‘26 '27 ’28 "No folly like being in love” Isabelle Leeper Commercial Girls’ League '26 ’27 '28; Com- mercial Club '27 '28; Tennis Club ’25 "No wealth like a quiet, clever mind." Louise N'ordyke Commercial Commercial Club '28; Girls’ League '26 '27 ’28 "A quiet girl but full of pep” TwentyLois Renninger History Mgr. Girls' Band '28: Spanish Club '27; Girls' Band '27 '28; Latin Club '26; Commercial Club '28: Girls League '26 '27 '28 “A clever brain in a pretty case” Sarah Snyder History Class Reporter '25; Combined Band '28: Girls' Band '25 '26 '27 '28: French Club '27: Glee Club '27; Girls' League '26 '27 '28 "She mixes reason with pleasure. And wisdom with mirth" Beulah Berlincourt Science Girls' League '26 '27 '28; Com- mercial Club '27 '28; Girls’ Ath- letic Assn. '28: Class Basketball '26 '27 '28: Volley Ball '26 '27 '28: Baseball '26 '27 '28 "Industrious and a hard worker” Helen Chambers Commercial Glee Club '28; Commercial Club '27 '28; Girls' League '26 '27 '28 "A quiet, studious girl of real character” Violet Ammon Commercial Commercial Club '27 '28; Girls’ League '27 '28 "A lass with quaint and quiet ways" Reta Renninger History Girls’ Band '27 '28; Contest Band '27 '28: Spanish Club '27; Commercial Club '28; Girls' League '26 '27 '28 "A diligent seeker of knowl- edge" Dorris Scott Science F.ntered from Lebanon '26; Glee Club'26: French Club'27; Girls’ League '26 '27 '28 "Let’s banish business, banish sorrow. To the gods belongs tomor- row” Henrietta Bear History Tennis Club '26 '27; Girls’ league '26 '27 '28; Spanish Club '26; Girls Athletic Assn. '28; Basketball '26 '27 28; Volley Ball '26 '28 "A regular girl and a whiz at basketball" Lyi.ith Grate Commercial Girls’ League '26 ‘27 '28; Com- mercial Club '27 '28; Glee Club '28 "The girl with the corn-silk tresses” Edith Pyle General Girls League '27 '28; Commer- cial Club '27 '28; Pres. Home Economics Club '28 "She will surprise you” Twenty-one Betty Marks History Orchestra '25 '26 '27; Girls' League 26 '27 '28; Commercial Club 27 28 “Always ready to face the world with a laugh" Elda Hoflich Foreign Language Girls Glee Club 26 27 28: Commercial Club ‘28: Spanish Club 26 '27; Girls League 26 27 28; Class Vice-Pres. 25 "A quiet and pleasing manner that wins many jrineds" Evelyn Fisk Science Girls’ League 26 27 28: Glee Club 27 28; Girl» Athletic Assn. '28: Class Basketball 25 26 27 28 "A lass with worlds of pep” Frances Barnes Commercial Girls' League '26 27 '28: Band '25 26 '27 '28; Commercial Club '27 '28 “A gifted musician" Gladys Hoover Commercial Pres. Commercial Club '28: Girls’ League 26 '27 '28; Class Basket- ball 25 "A student is she with great tranquillity" Rosalie Haynes History Pres. Class '25; Class Debate ’25 26: Class Basketball '25: Girls’ league 26 '27 '28: Home Eco- nomics Club '28: Debate League '28 "Full of pep. ambitions and efficiency" Margaret Churchill General Girls' League '28; Home Eco- nomics Club '28; Volley Ball 28; Athletic Assn. '28; Glee Club '26 "A horsewoman of great skill" Veva Balance Commercial Girls’ league '27 '28; French Club '27; Commercial Club '27 '28 "A girl with artistic talent" Wilma Beauchamp Commercial Girls' League '25 '26 '27; Dra- mat '26 '27; Tennis Club '26 '27 "If she will, she will; if she won’t—??" Adblma Wolz Commercial Girls' League '25 '26 '27; Span- ish Club 26 '27; Tennis Club '26 '27 "How the girls envy her curly hair" Twenty-two Senior Voting Contest Best All-Around Senior Girl—Lucile Murphy, 32; Mildred Collins, 17; Evelyn Eastburn, 11. Best All-Around Senior Boy—Don Hayne, 29; Art Potwin, 27; Monty Kropp, 5. Busiest Senior—Helen Cochran, 22; Art Potwin, 17; Evelyn Eastburn, 10. Cutest Girl—Mildred Collins, 21; Mildred Rumbaugh, 10; Susan Stellmacher, 7. Cutest Boy—Wayne Higbee, 16; Neil Cline, 12; Monty Kropp, 10. Prettiest Girl—Maxine Jenks, 33; Mildred Collins, 19; LaVon Hendryx, 14. Most Handsome Boy—Neil Cline, 23; Art Potwin, 17; Stanford Younge, 10. First to Succeed in Life—Art Potwin, 25; Rex Hartley, 13; Karl Gehlert, 8. First to Get Married—Charles Yokum, 41; Alice Fisher, 32; Gladys Hoover, 26; Merlvn Mesman, 16. Best Boy Athlete—Don Hayne, 90; Monty Kropp, 1 ; Earl Stone, 1. Best Girl Athlete—Lucile Murphy, 57 ; Dora Roscborough, 6; Mildred Rumbaugh, 5. Worst Old Maid—Evelyn Acheson, 13; Edith Pyle, 7; Carol Chance, 6. Worst Vamp—Mary Worrell, 22; Mildred Collins, 19; Barbara Eagles, 10. Worst Bluffer—Rex Hartley, 18; Chandler Hall, 14; Bob Powers, 11. Worst Sheik—(Stanford) Brigham Younge, 12; Rex Hartley, 10; Wallace Palmer, 9. Best Fed Senior—Edith Pyle, 29; Mary Paulus. 7; Mary Worrell, 7. Worst Henpecked—Charles Yokum, 29; Bob Powers, 7; Earl Stone, 6. Best Fusser—Bob Powers, 12; Charles Yokum, 10; Rex Hartley, 8. Most Intellectual Girl—Evelyn Eastburn, 23; Alice Fisher, 12; Gladys Hoover, 6. Most Intellectual Boy—Art Potwin, 18; Karl Gehlert, 17; William Ingram. 11. Worst Bacheloi—Tryon Richards, 22; William Ingram, 13; Thereon Beougher, 8. Sleepiest Guy—Lee Rohrbough, 61 ; Rex Hartley, 16; Percy Veal, 2. NAME Prophecy 1928 1948 Chandler Hall Alice Fisher Karl Gehlert Donald Hayne Rex Hartley Juanita Lineback Grace Nelson Mary Paulus Tryon Richards Lee Rohrbough Mary Worrell Charles Yokum Maxine Jenks Barbara Eagles Lucile Murphy Arthur Potwin Helen Cochran Dollie McLendon La Von Hendryx Mildred Collins Bluffing Ask Charles Soap-box orator A banker’s wife Cowboy Gaining world fame Senator Social reformer Poetess A grass widow Evangelist President of Albany College Acting his age Playing football Silver-tongued orator With Billy- Being cheerful Discussing BUI Breaking hearts Acting intellectual Vamping the football men Millionaire’s wife Collecting money Getting good grades Studying (?) Doing lots of things Keeping busy Helping Art Flirting We wonder Being a ray of sunshine Banker Orchestra director Farmer’s wife Gym instructor Editor of the N. Y. Sun Grand opera star Elocutionist “Follies Girl” Artist’s modelSenior Will WE, the Seniors of nineteen hundred and twenty-eight, realizing that in a few more weeks we shall have spent our last days in Albany High, and desiring to leave some of the things for which we have become famous, do make and hereby declare our last will and testament. To Mr. Hudson and the faculty vve wish to express our appreciation and grati- tude for their assistance in our successful search for knowledge. To the class of twenty-nine we leave our brilliant and successful record as a model for their future efforts. To the underclassmen we bequeath our well-worn and marked textbooks. Tryon Richards leaves his reputation of being Senior sheik to Wallace Cusick. To Blanche Stratton, Mildred Collins leaves her demure and quiet ways. Juanita Lineback bequeaths to Doris Ekstrand all of her surplus rouge and powder. To Catherine Coates, Sarah Snyder wills her giggle. Earl Stone leaves Mary Nan Rhodes a large quantity of gum. Alice Fisher bequeaths her queenly carriage to Ardvth Kennelly. To Barbara Goins, Mary Paulus leaves her model behavior. Chandler Hall wills his gift of gab to Boyd Thrift. Barbara Eagles wills her Corvallis men to Dorothy Conner and Doris Richards. To Ruth Reynolds, Dorothy Cornelius leaves her remarkable typing record. Don Hayne bequeaths his athletic record to Howard Gibbs. To Platt Davis, Karl Gehlert bequeaths his dignity. In witness thereof, we, the class of nineteen hundred and twenty-eight, do sub- scribe our name and affix our seal to this, our last will and testament, this twenty- fifth day of May, A. D. 1928. Thf Class of Twenty-Eight. Twenty-fourSenior Class Song We started out in our Freshman year. Next as Sophomores bright with cheer, Then as Juniors full of pep and joy. Then we Seniors reached our long-sought goal, Overcoming every evil foe. We’re the Seniors all so proud and bold. Our debaters with our teams, you see Winning every victory, With their speeches and their self-command. Football is the sport we love the best, Basketball coming next, Played bv athletes from our dear old class. CHORUS: We come at last to Commencement day With a happy heart, for we’re here to say We are leaving now, our dear old A. H. S. Red and white are our colors two We are proud of them and our class flower, too. With a dainty rose we will all be dressed so fine. Our beloved teachers, We wish you a fond farewell. Our motto with words so few, Means much to me, means much to you, Oh, listen now to the class of twenty-eight. —H. C. Kn RcDcnius Nelson Chambers Clem Smith Cade Gildow Dittmer Rex Ferguson Hauswirth McClain Bray Roberts Crawford Metzger Thompson Hulshoff Hamilton Meyer Oxely Bilyeu LaRowe Simon Senior B THIS class entered Albany High School in February, 1925. They will finish their courses in February, 1929, but they will not be graduated until June. Though there are only twenty-one in the class, they have been represented in all the high school activities, such as football, basketball, baseball, track and tennis teams, as well as debate teams, Dramat Club and Glee Club. This active class of twenty-nine will complete their high school work with honors. T •wrnty-sixBrandeberry Palmer Braden Rhodes Cline CLASS OF '29 Our Present You Know Our Past Our Future We, the Junior Class, have completed three successful years, and at the close of another, we hope to have made a school record which will never he sur- passed. To a great extent, our success has been the result of the adequate leader- ship of our class officers and the counsel of our class adviser. At present our class roll consists of more than one hundred members whose mutual helpfulness has been the outstanding feature of our suc- cessful years. After more years of toil and study, ac expect to he at the head of a long ist of great statesmen and leaders of he nation. We are indeed striving in every way :o become men and women of whom :he world may he justly proud. We predict that many of us will he eminent in law, music and many other profes- ;ions. May our names be known favor- ably in every section of our country! Twenty-seven If— If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, Hut make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or being hated, don’t gave way to hating, And vet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise. If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim, If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools. If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at vour beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the will which says to them: “Hold on!” If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can make your grades When all about you are flunking, Yours is the school and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a SENIOR, my son With Apologies to KiplingBrandeberry Rhodes Cline Stevens Senders Cathey 3arr Smith Stratton Smith Rhodes Faxon Goins Gibbs Walker Payne Fuller Vates llaglund Holeman Gilkey Scott Powell Jenks Stewart Keefe Schoal Klapotz Hoefer Forney Maring McGuire Harnisch Knotts Gregory Kennelly Twenty-nineNeugart Morris Pate Cade Cox Dannals Patterson Parker In rle North Cornelius Reiser . Riddle McCrary Blodgett Brouirhman Horsky Averhoff Dear Rickers lohnston Alder son Yates Nelson ThirtyDoii hied ay Bray Robnctt Burnett Stiff Berry Tucker Mitchell kc .i l Slider Bryant Zimmerman Trapp Sox Blackely Buchanan Conner Atkeson Baltimore Crooks Gilmore Coates Truax Bikman Beeman Dumbeck Aldermatt Chambers Thrift Baker Meyer Wilson Reynolds Richards Cyrus Birney Thirty-one T hir ty-two WHO THEY ARE Irene Alder son Aubert Alexander Vivian Alter matt Clifford Ames Everett Atkeson Pearl Averhoff Wilma Baltimore Carrol Baker Bob Baker Hiram Baughman Richard Bender Edith Beeman Jack Berry Frank Bernie Jennie Bikman Howard Blodgett Frances Bothern Cedric Brandeberry Lela Bray Loren Bray Hayden Brown Bob Burnett Bob Buchanan Wilson Butts Dorothy Blakely Victor Bryant Eldon Cady Jack Cathey Ralph Chambers Lena Cline Catherine Coates Dorothy Conner Irene Cox Glorene Cozad Wallace Cusick Vallis Crooks Mary Dannals Doris Davis Harold Davis WHAT THEY ARE Quirt at school hut— The shyest laddie ever “I smile the sweetest of any” “I'm bold, I am, and brave” A staunch junior, and brave A giggling wee girl She who walks with head up The slender, black-eyed gallant He who smiles and looks jolly Another George McManus “Well, I’m sure I know, but can explain f” The soft lisp, the gentle murmur “I can’t be bothered!" The gallant knight of modern times She is a class debater “Everything matters, but what is everything?” She wouldn’t like to be anyone else “The wise man carries his knowl- edge as he does his watch, not for display, but for his own use. She sees practically no one A solemn student who gets his lessons He is slow but sure He is a Junior, too, and we all like him The reddest headed boy you ever saw, and the nicest He is a little hard to understand Sugar and red pepper Yes, he is cute, and kind, too Good all-around sport He is a man of the world, he is! A real orator who smiles nicely The cleverest little girl, with black curls The littlest one who knows her Geography All gold and pink She who lends her intelligence to needy people Another girl who loves to draw Whose favorite song is “Juanita” Is she cute? We'll say so! All the pep possible plus blue eyes The girl who never missed a class The swaggering boy who cuts up so! THE REASON That’s personal He is brown-eyed and— “I am cuter when I smile” “I am ever as the soil, a farmer’ He has gained an honor She is little and slim She has aristocratic ideas He is naturally that way He has a sweet disposition He loves to draw Jiggs He isn’t quite so confident She is genteel and soft-spoken He feels he hasn’t time He is courteous and understanding To uphold the class spirit He thinks sometimes She is wise and satisfied Ask Cedric; he knows from experience. She is occupied with higher things He is industrious He is nice and large and blue-eyed He is nice and can grin He can laugh and is a good sport He isn’t condescending She is sweet and a little spitfire He is fortunately that way Ask his friends Someone told him so once He talks professionally She is all comprehension and understanding She is peppy, and, oh! so wise! She knows ’cr drug store She is kind. Lucky for us! That is a good pastime His mind is all Juanita Her eyes are so blue She is naturally blessed She is a steadfast type fie is tall and young, and rather bold ■ Thirty-threei h iriIVin ct WHO THEY ARE WHAT THEY ARE THE REASON Doris Dear She kept the longest hair She wanted to he different Pernal Dodele He who upholds his class He is loyal John Doubleday A true, true friend He is extra nice and has curly hair Helen Dumbeck One of the two Helens She is inseparable from her side- kick Doris Eckstrand She talks a lot, of course She has a natural tendency to con- verse on a large scale Edna Faxon Anything for a quiet life “I am a little shy” Margaret Forney Her only fault is some everlast- ing gum She is abnormally fond of it Grace Fuller She has a friendly smile, hut is distant She is thinking deeply Abren Garr Slender fingers; musical He is a musician Howard Gibbs A frail looking hoy, with skillful hands He is an artist Gordon Gilkey Another artist; we are proud of him He knows his lines Maxine Goins A brown-eyed girl who is nice Her sister is, too Jean Gregory She never betrayed a friend or broke a promise She sets her mind for higher ideals Roberta Cyrus A shy little flower, you know She is so modest Adolph Harnisch A smart, round-faced boy He’s a good kid! Martha Hagland A blonde, green-eyed, mischie- vous girl She is an active member of the class Edwin Hazenback The nicest boy! li’e’re fond of him He is always busy studying Kenneth Hilderbrand Good oE Kenneth! Hurrah for you! He’s one of the gang Louise Horsky A little girl who plays bass She’s so little, she has to show she’s there Helen Hoefer She blushes furiously She likes to have some fault Mildred Holeman A tall slim girl with gold waves She knows a very coveted secret Richard Hulshoff He is a wizard in History He knows his history Warren Hamilton “Don’t be too inquisitive" It’s fun to have secrets Jeannette Ingle We like Jeannette She is a good all-around girl Eleanor Jenks Sever too hurried to be pleasant; never too busy to help It’s just her nature Willard Johnson Another modest jewel He won’t let us know him very well Walter Keefe He says: “Presto chanqo! Sow whatf" He’s restless and not slow Caroline Klapotz The feminine affinity of Paderewski She enthralls with her music Ardyth Kennelly Her verse is of great merit It is natural with her Ruth Knapp A complacent, yet frivolous lassie She has such indolent dimples Richard Knotts We’ve plenty of good words to say for him He’s a good sport Charlie Making Cute! Only one fault! He likes Charlie Glenn Myer A second Huckleberry Finn— in his fondest dreams He’s clever in choosing books Rolland McGuire A languid sort of fellow with broad shoulders He knows how to show 'em off Blanche McCrary Silent, but not asleep She is that type'rial Jfomiyz QKk WHO THEY ARE Daisy Mishler Frances Mitchel Katherine Metzgar Ruth Nelson Raymond Neugart Frank Niles Kenneth Parker Neoma Pate Frances Patterson Doris Payne Joe Powell Jack Rhodes Mary Ann Rhodes Ray Resser Doris Richards Hazel Reickers Ralph Robertson Charles Robnett Fay Robinson Loraine Schmitt Ralph Schmitt Harriette Scott Catherine Schoel Alison Senders Floyd Sliger Marguerite Smith Viva Smith Ernest Smith Carlton Sox Bob Stevens Blanche Stratton Guy Stiff Walter Stewart Vernita Terhune Boyd Thrift Elwood Trapp Walter Traver WHAT THEY ARE A new member of the class With wide-open brown eyes Small, but all there She’s all right Full of good ideas He’s a keen boy A shy farmer lad, yet he is a real junior There was a little girl and she had a little curl She says: “Why bring that up?’ A new Junior whom we like P'raps he will; p’raps he won’t He can do anything we ask of him She says: “I’m with you, gang!” Well, Ray is a part of our class An awful little flirt An amusingly brilliant girl The gayest creature imaginable Very serious sometimes “She surprises us, at times” One of those timid maids We appreciate Ralph! She is the most perfectly proper girl A feminine one of two black crows Alison is our main stand-by He’s a boy with dimples; he’s unusual She has an inseparable Whenever we say “Viva” we think “Marguerite” He is very serious A boy who isn't known as he should be “For he by geometric scale could take the size of pots of ale” A girl not given full justice A blond boy, who smiles— Let’s pretend I’m the Spirit of St. Louis Roy! the peppiest mite in the school Studies hard He’s awfully fascinating An incurable mania for red- heads -rs: THE REASON She is willing to work for its honor She likes to use them for— She has a wise little head She is very prim He is very sure of himself He knows what is expected of him He is strong, and true to his school She’s just like that It doesn’t matter She is quite fitting He is rather undecided He is talented and willing She always was a good sport Give him a chance, and he’ll do his part She can’t (or can) manage her eyes She has brains plus personality He is so good-natured Oh! why not? “She’s a little shy” You simply are! He deserves appreciation She is a little bit prim She is cleverly laughable She is so willing to help us He’s so modest about them They are cousins They’re together all the time That’s a logical way to be He is too reserved The reason is not mine to tell She's unexplainable Well, why shouldn't he smile? He’s a perfect airplane She has a happy-go-lucky way with her But doesn’t know any better He has a gift of smiles, and a keen voice He likes ’em like that. Blame him? Thirty-five IT HO THEY ARE IT HAT THEY ARE THE REASOS Robin Truax An 'inexpressible boy, and inexplainable He's so surprising! Ellis Walker He believes in taking his time It doesn’t pay to move fast Dorothy Tucker She has baby blue eyes, but she doesn't use them They aren’t exactly safe! Mary Wilson The girl who is (or ought to be) glad Her hair grew in curly Katheryn Yates Always worrying about her diet She hates being so thin Margaret Yates A nice student whom we tike Oh, she’s just Margaret Raymond Zimmerman The tall, dignified boy sur- prised us He grew up so suddenly! A . H. S. EXTRA Published at the Last Minute A. H. S. BAND WINS SECOND IN CONTEST The Albany High School Band won second place for the fifth consecutive time this year, but in the minds of the audience Albany won first place. It was a moral victory for Albany, as we had the favor of the entire audience. We are proud of our band and are looking forward to the next concert at the Globe. Many of the best players will graduate with the Class of ’28. A. H. S. TENNIS TEAM DEFEATS EUGENE The Albany Tennis Team won its first match of the 1928 season, by defeating Eugene on the University of Oregon courts, April 14. The score was 3 to 2. Art Potwin, Floyd Sliger, Bob Pollack and Karl Gehlert played for A. H. S. A.H.S. DEBATE TEAM DEFEATS MILWAUKIE Will Debate Astoria for West- ern Oregon Championship The Albany affirmative team, Arthur Potwin and Karl Gehlert, won another unanimous decision, April 6, by defeating Milwaukie. This is the third consecu- tive unanimous decision for the team. Friday, April 20, this team will debate Astoria for the championship of North- western Oregon. If the team is success- ful, the Albany negative, Rex Hartley and Alison Senders, will then carry the burden. Albany High School is out for the state championship this year. Thirty-sixNiles Nesbitt Buchanan Trapp Neugart Sophomore Class IT WAS a fine spring morning in May. The birds were singing sweetly, and the flowers were in full bloom. One would never think that only a few short weeks ago the earth was covered with a blanket of snow, and the cold north wind blew with a fierceness that would make the strongest seek the warmth of the fireside. “Fine morning,” said old Jim Cox, the town’s most noted citizen. “Fine, very fine indeed,” replied old Jake Rogers, his most worthy companion. “Makes a fellow feel like a three-year-old.” Thus the old men discussed the news of the day. “Say,” asked old Jim, “have you heard the latest?” “Can’t say that I have,” answered Jake. “What’s up now?” “The Sophomores had the largest class of the year at Albany High School,” said Jim. “And what’s more, their boys’ basketball team won second place in the inter- class games.” “That doesn’t surprise me in the least,” remarked Jake. “That Sophomore class is a lively bunch.” Old Jim produced a newspaper clipping from his pocket and said, “Take a look at this”. The paper read as follows: SOPHOMORE CLASS OFFICERS President, Frank Niles; vice president, Wesley Nesbitt; secretary, Elwood Trapp; treasurer, Raymond Neugart; representative to student council, Raymond Rich; class adviser, Mr. R. A. Buchanan. The Sophomore party was held Friday, January 13. A large group of Sopho- mores attended, and everyone had an enjoyable evening. Games were the main diversion of the class party. Refreshments were served at the close of the enter- tainment. “Sophomore Cog” “I’m but a cog in life’s vast wheel, That daily makes the same old trip; Yet what a joy it is to feel That, but for me, the wheel might slip. ’Tis something, after all, to jog Along and be a first class cog. Ever there is a task ahead, work to be done. Just do your best, and praise or blame that follows counts just the same. I’ve always noticed great success is mixed with trouble more or less.” Iv ft ir lOincL' IncUiSMpI JVumber Yfift, Sophomore Class Personnel Allison, Mary E. Goodman, Jane Newton, Harold Alexander, Aubert Grenz, Katherine Olson, Ray Apple, Clarence Geijsbeek, Katherine Olson, Clarence Arnold, Velma Gatewood, Mary Palmer, Helen Austin, Bernice Hampton, Mattie Presti, Lucile Baker, Carroll Hamilton, Nina Pfieffer, Margaret Bartcher, Grace Harbor, William Porter, Eleanor Bartcher, Lyle Haskins, Vernita Price, Barbara Bates, Lloyd Hacketts, Lillian Prindle, Ora Bolton, Beulah Hauswirth, Armin Peacock, Mary Bleamaster, Miriam Holmes, Eldon Ralston, Elsie Beight, Paul Hoefer, Gordon Ralston, Donald Bilyeu, Helen Hooker, Mildred Roberts, Adelma Bilyeu, Lila Harton, Bernice Rich, Raymond Bross, Bernard Hughson, Victor Reeder, Lucinda Buchanan, Graham Hulbert, Kenneth Ridders, Tommy Cade, Jimmie Hendryx, Marjorie Stevens, Margaret Castile, Robert Holflich, Dorothy Stevens, Dorothy Chambers, Marvin Jones, Russel Sanders, Mark Chamberlain, Ora Kenagy, Ivan Southard, Willard Clem. Edna Knotts, Ruth Stratton, Waldo Crume, Bernice Kruml, Vlasta Stone, Velma Crockett, Clyde Leeper, Harold Smith, Naomi Cox, George Lemon, Faye Schmidt, Roland Cox, Dorothy Lind, Ivan Smith, Clarence Clinton, Jimmie Linnville, Adolphus Shaw, John Cochran, Frank Lopuson, Alex Snell, Lawrence Davis, Platt Malone, Vivian Stincipher, Obedience Davis, Harold Meeker, Reta Shindler, Marie Davidson, Eleanor Munsey, Waldo Tripp, Miriam Derry, Eldred Manning, Helen Thompson, Hazel Disney, Nora Misner, Lyle Truax, Merritt Drinkard, Lois Montgomery, Harold Traver, Walter Dooly, Frank Moreland, Donald Underwood, Amy Erwin, Lee McClain, Harold Vannice, Marjorie Elliot, Ruby McCrary, Pearl Vass, Earl Emmett, Mildred McDaniel, Glenn VanFlett, Letha Faulkner, Katherine McGuire, Russel Weber, Warren Freekson, Oren McKechnie, Frances Wedmer, William Gassman, Mary McKinney, Mildred Woolridge, Benjamin Glann, Dorothy McFarland, Mona Ward, Marguerite Goodman, John Nesbitt, Wesley Weker, Helen T hirty-nineJUNIOR HIGH FACULTY Pratt Rohrbough Gribskov Morgan Kizer McCourt Hart sock Kotan Boyer Vandell Davis Zimmerman Emmett Pratt Riely Mayers Madison Memories THE Freshman Class this year is the largest ever known in Madison School. The officers elected at the first class meeting in the fall are: President, Ivan Zim- merman ; vice president, LaVora Emmett; secretary, Nadyne Riely; treasurer, Ethel Magers; class adviser, Miss Pratt; class reporter, Josephine Goodman. On the afternoon of December 2 the Freshman girls entertained their mothers and teachers with a short program. Ten members of the class were initiated into t-he Debate League, and from that number the Madison debate team was picked. Madison Freshmen Arnold, Kenneth Averhoff, Waneta Beaugher, Alice Bilyeu, Lail Burkhart, Aelein Beight, Doris Bragg, Marie Briner, Bruce Briner, Howard Caswell, Eugene Cox, Marion Cyruss, Darrell Cyrus, Rohnold Calovan, Edith Davis, John Davis, Bert Dixsen, Edward Doodale, Jane Emmett, LaVora Gregary, Stanley Gibbons, Mary Ellen Grate, Lucile Goddard, Helen Goodman. Joseohine Haynes. Russell Hoist, Glenn Hoefer, Marion Hampton. Dick Magers, Ethel Maier, Edward McCrary, Donald McCormack. Charles McGuire, Marshal Miller, I.itha Miller, Grace Mills, Emery Mishler, Maxine Mishler, Gertrude Mortan, Elma Matly, Gladys Norris, Edwin Riely, N a dyne Robertson, Orval Ruthruff, Isabel Shelby, Homer Salie, Howard Swander, Lela Swander, Lena Schovhel, Oscar Sinely, Esther Statecup, Donald Stewart, Clare Sudtell, Lame Thorton, Gladys Truax, Frances Webber, Bcrneta Wright, Harold Williamson, Russell Williamson, Harold Wilson, Ray Wintcrstine, John Wire, Roberta Wood, Margaret Zimmerman, Ivan Zeller, Nelson SEPTEMBER, 1927, found ninety-seven of us Freshmen, eager for the new adventure. Our active class held an election the second week of the semester, resulting as follows: President, Robert Marks; vice-president, Lawrence Snell; secretary-treasurer, Mona McFarland; reporter, Vivian Malone; yell leaders, John Shaw and Rosalie Fallis; class adviser, Miss Morgan. In October we gave a colorful costume party, where gay Cavaliers, dainty Colonial Dames and almond-eyed Orientals rubbed elbow’s w’th Huckleberry Finn, cowboys and Spanish Dancers. At Thanksgiving time w’e filled and distributed numbers of boxes to families who would, otherwise, have been without the season’s dainties. In December, girls from our class sold Christmas seals in the post office on four consecutive Saturdays. We also presented a Christmas pageant. Our debaters helped, in a way, our sister Junior High School win the debate championship for the Freshmen. Our Girls’ Group counts among its outstanding activities the beginning of a picture library and the planting of Boston ivy. We lost, by promotion, officers who were replaced as follows: Vice-president, Leona Penn; secretary-treasurer, Wallace Kennedy; reporter, Ruth Potwin. Organizations prominent in our school this year are: Boys’ football team, boys’ basketball team, girls’ volley ball team, girls’ basketball team, Central Orchestra, Girls’ League and Camera Club. Forty-fiveCentral Freshmen AHS Altermatt, Grace Anderson, Gwendolyn Arnold, Evelyn Babb, Vesta Baker, Henry Baker, Ronald Bartcher, Clyde Bauer, Bennie Bear, Edith Beougher, Alice Beougher, Kermit Hickman, Sam Blackburn, Helen Block, Fillow Bolton, Frankie Boucher, Katherine Alice Brazel, Gertrude Bryant, John Brush, Louise Callister, Hague Cavwood, Floyd Clark, Theodora Clifford, Florence Chandler, Lois Coats, Eldon Cozad, Darrel Davis, Clifford Dehm, Carolyn Dibala, Henrietta Dolezal, Mary Dow, Orvel Dull. Neil Dunham. Jeannette Eagles, Harry Eifert, Justin Fallis, Rosalie Ficq, Anna French. Jack Goff, Mildred Goldberg, David Haglund, Elmira Hamilton, Verner Hansen, Carrie Marie Hardin, Rob Roy Hulburt, Viola Jackson, Martha Johnston, Bruce Kendal], Merritt Kennedy, Kenneth Kielblock, Lauretta Kropp, Martin Lee, Izola Lineback, Alleen Looney, Mary Marks, Robert Massee, Claude McFarland, Eunice McLendon, Doris Meyers, Gladys Mitchell, Harold Morrison. Margaret Nesbitt. Alfred Penn, Leona Plagman, Henry Pollack, Bob Potwin, Ruth Potts, Clarence Ralston, Jimmy Reeder, Loy Rex, George Rohrbough, Max Riddle, Maude Rubalcaha, Consuelo Rupert, Baden Sapperstien, Sylvan Schmidt, Helen Schmidt, Robert Seavy, Dick Senders, Bruce Schallhorn, Pauline Shearer, Maxine Smith, Laura Margaret Stuart, Betty Tindell, Annette Traver, Harmon Tripp, Virginia 'Pucker, Minnie Pearl Vossen, Earl Wiburg, Carl Yates, Clarabelle Forty-sevenPublications Appreciation THE “Whirlwind” Staff has labored diligently to make this book a success, but knowing that we should have failed without the advice and help of the follow- ing, wre wish to express our appreciation to them. Miss Chase, our adviser, has faithfully worked to correct our mistakes. Mr. Hudson’s cooperation has greatly helped us in our work. Dimm Sons, our printers; Hicks-Chatten, our engravers, and our photographers, Ball’s and Clifford’s studios, have made possible this book of 1928. To these, then, and others who have aided us in this publication we sincerely express our appreciation. The Annual Staff. Whirlwind Annual Staff Editor................................... Arthur Potwin - Assistant Editors— Manuscript..........................Dorothy Chambers Photographs......................................Helen Cochran Business Manager.................................Lucille Dowling Assistant Business Manager..........................Lena Cline Subscription Manager....................Mary Worrell Assistant Subscription Manager..........Mark Sanders Athletic Editor. :..................Charles Yokum Organization Editor..........................Altha Green Society and Literary.............................Mildred Collins Humor Editor......................................Evelyn Eastburn Cartoon Editor....................................Gordon Gilkey Alumni Editor................................Ethelyn Penny- Senior Reporter............................Dorothy Clifford l- Junior Reporter...................................Elinor Jenks Sophomore Reporter................................Wesley Nesbitt Central Freshmen..................................Vivian Malone Madison Freshmen...............................Josephine Goodman Typist............................................Martha Gilbert Fifty-oneAt BANY. 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I % Fifty-two 01111139 Whirlwind Paper Staff Editor...............................................Lucile Murphy Assistant Editors............Alison Senders, Jack Rhodes Business Manager.......................Lucille Dowling Assistant Business Manager.....................Lena Cline Subscription Manager...................................Mary Worrell Assistant Subscription Manager.........................Mark Sanders Athletic Editor........................Merlyn Messman Society Editor......................................Mildred Collins Exchange..............................................Alice Fisher Literary Editor........................Evelyn Eastburn Feature Humor Editor....................................Rex Hartley Assistant Feature Humor Editor..........................Bob Stevens Club Editor...........................................Altha Green Alumni Reporter.....................................Ethelyn Penny General Reporter.......................Mildred Rumbaugh Senior Reporter......................................Maxine JeNKS Junior Reporter................................Lela Bray Sophomore Reporter...................................Wesley Nesbitt Freshman Reporter....................................Vivian MaloneDramaticsDistrict Champions THE Albany High School debate team won the district championship on the question: Resolved, That Oregon should adopt an integrated system of execu- tive and administrative reorganization along the lines of plans recently adopted in a number of other American states. The Albany team unanimously defeated the Lebanon team. Since the winning team of each debate had another point added, the decision was 8-0. The Albany affirmative team, composed of Arthur Potwin and Karl Gehlert, won a unanimous decision over the Salem negative, while the negative, composed of Rex Hartley and Alison Senders, lost by a 2-1 decision to the Dallas affirmative. The Salem affirmative won over the Dallas negative by a unanimous decision. 1 his gave the championship to Albany with five points to Salem’s four and Dallas’ three points, respectively. The question to be debated for the state championship deals with 6 per cent tax limitation in Oregon. The Albany High School debaters have excelled in the district, and the students hope that the team will be able to obtain the state championship. k Fifty-five Kaliis Pollack Potwin Stewart Zimmerman Sinnley Interclass Debate FOR the second consecutive year, the Freshmen were winners of the interclass debate. The Central affirmative team, composed of Ruth Potwin, Robert Poliak and Rosalie Fallis, and the Madison negative, Claire Stewart, Esther Sinley and Ivan Zimmerman, triumphed over the Seniors to win their numerals. In the first rounds of debate, both Freshman and Senior teams won. The next day, the Freshman negative won 3 to 0 from the Senior affirmative, while the Fresh- man affirmative lost to the Senior negative 2 to 1. The Freshmen consequently won the championship 4 to 2. This year the class debates were held prior to the high school debates, thus secur- ing the high school team from the interclass debaters. The same question which was used for high school debate was used for class debate. The question was: Resolved, 1 hat Oregon should adopt the cabinet system form of government. Fifty-sixGrumpy Those who took part in the play were: Grumpy, the old criminal lawyer, Bob Stevens; Virginia, his granddaughter, Margaret Stevens; Ernest Heron, Jack Cathey; Mr. Jarvis, the villain, Jack Rhodes; Ruddock, Grumpy’s valet, Platt Davis; Mr. Isaac Wolfe, the “fence”, Karl Gehlert; Dr. Maclarin, Frank Cochran; Keble, Mer- ritt Truax; Merridew, Walter Keefe; Dawson, Wayne Higbee; Mrs. Maclarin, Dolly McLendon; Susan, Ruth Knotts. All-of-a-Sudden Peggy The cast was: Lord Anthony Crackenthorpe, Bob Stevens; Hon. Jimmy Kepple, Arthur Potwin; Peggy, Mary Crawford; Major Archie Phipp, Jack Rhodes; Lady Crackenthorpe, Alice Fisher; Hon. Millicent Keppel, Mildred Collins; Parker, Rob- ert Burnett; Jack Mingus, Wesley Nesbitt; Lucas, Keith Bryant; Mrs. Colquhoun, Lei a Bray. Fifty-sevenBy E. A. Thomas Presented May 9 by the Senior Class of ’28 Olivia Dangerfield (alias Jane Ellen)................................Helen Cochran Elizabeth Dangerfield (alias Araminto)...............................Sarah Snyder Mrs. Falkener (Tucker’s sister).....................................Martha Gilbert Cora Falkener (her daughter)........................................Maxine Jenks Amanda (Olivia’s black mammy).......................................Gladys Hoover Burton Crane (from the north)........................................ Rex Hartley Thomas Lefferts (statistical poet)..................................Arthur Potwin Solan Tucker (Crane’s attorney and guest)...........................Donald Hayne Paul Dangerfield (alias Smithfield)...............................Stanford Younge Charles Dangerfield (alias Brindlcburv)................................Roy Safley Randolph Weeks (agent of the Dangerfields)...........................Keith Bryant lime—Present Place—The Dangerfield mansion in Virginia Act I—The drawing room of the Dangerfield mansion. Act II—The kitchen, afternoon two days later. Act III—The dining room, just before dinner on the same dav. Fifty-eightUlusicTHE combined Albany High School Hand, consisting of the Boys’ Band and the Girls’ Band, has been very prominent in high school activities this year. It has played for rallies and athletic games, and it has generously given its time to school and civic enterprises. The excellent quality of work being done by the band is recognized by everyone who has heard it. Last year this band ranked second in the state contest, losing first place only by a sixth of a point. One of the most successful concerts ever heard was given Friday, December 2. The success of the band is due to its ever-patient director, Mr. Nicholls, who has been the student of some of the finest musicians of the world.  Boys’ and Girls’ Bands BESIDES the large combined band of boys and girls, there are separate bands, the Boys Band and the Girls Band. I he Boys’ Band has been very active this year. It has played for the Spring and Fall openings of the city, for the County Fair, for the Lebanon Strawberry Fair, and many such occasions. The Girls’ Band has also won distinction this year. Through the Chamber of Commerce, it represented Albany at the State Fair and also at the Rose Festival in Portland, where the unusual feature of a Girls’ Band attracted much attention. Both of these bands are planning to exchange concerts with the musical organi- zations of the high schools of both Eugene and Corvallis. SixtyHigh School Orchestra THE Albany High School Orchestra is another musical organization which deserves recognition for the good music that it sponsors. The orchestra has been a great help to all talent not suitable for band work. The orchestra has been unfailing in its support of various school functions. BAND PERSONNEL Saxophones Cornets Jack Rhodes 2 yrs. Boh Pollack ........................4 yrs. Harry Eagles .......................3 yrs. Jeannette Ingle ....................3 yrs. Mark Sanders .................... 1 yr. Mildred Rumhaugh 3 yrs. Elizabeth Garr .....................1 yr. Drums Frank Niles ........................4 yrs. Jack Cathey ........................4 yrs. Hazel Thompson .....................4 yrs. Dorothy Glann ......................1 yr. Richard Morgan .....................1 yr. Clarinets Maxine Jenks .......................4 yrs. Bruce Senders ......................3 yrs. Warren Weber .......................3 yrs. Clifford Davis .....................3 yrs. Clarence Apple .....................1 yr. Elmer Apple ........................1 yr. Rita Renninger .....................2 yrs. Frances Barnes .....................3 yrs. Russell Jones ......................1 yr. Marvin Chambers ....................1 yr. Drum Major Bob Stevens ........................3 yrs. Wallace Palmer .....................3 yrs. Stanford Younge ....................2 yrs. Lee Rohrbough ......................3 yrs. Eleanor Jenks ......................4 yrs. Harold Montgomery ..................4 yrs. Lois Renninger .....................2 yrs. Max Rohrbough ......................4 yrs. Harold Hauser ......................3 yrs. Paul Beight ........................1 yr. Altos Helen Cochran ......................4 yrs. Dora Roseborough ...................2 yrs. Gale Lewis .........................1 yr. Gordon Hoefer ......................1 yr. Trombones Guy Stiff ..........................4 yrs. Platt Davis ........................4 yrs. Glenn McDaniels ....................1 yr. Bass Jack Berry .........................3 yrs. Louise Horsky ......................2 yrs. Baritones Sarah Snyder .......................4 yrs. Sterling Hoge ......................1 yr. Sixty-oneGirls’ Glee Club THIS has been a year of achievement for the Girls’ Glee Club. They helped the Boys’ Glee Club present the operetta, “The Ghost of Lollypop Bay”. At the second meeting the officers elected were: President, Maxine Jenks; vice president, Catherine Coates; secretary and treasurer, Susan Stellmacher; and business manager, Helen Cochran. This club has been highly successful in its work of promoting good music. It has participated in several excellent assembly programs that the student body and all visitors have enjoyed. The girls’ sextette, which is composed of Helen Cochran, Margaret Pfieffer, Eleanor Jenks, Mildred Oxley, Maxine Jenks and Mildred Emmett, has won dis- tinction in the minds of the students. Sixty-t woBoys’ Glee Club THE first meeting of the Boys’ Glee Club was held early in October. As a result of this meeting the following officers were elected: President, Rex Hartley; vice president, Wallace Cusick; secretary and treasurer, Cedric Brandeberry. This organization has produced many fine voices and has been one of the main factors in developing the musical knowledge of the students. The club helped the Girls’ Glee Club present the play, “The Ghost of Lollypop Bay”. The Glee Club also sponsors a quartet which has, at different times, furnished music that has won recognition from the Albany people. The quartet has sung before the assembly, the Kiwanis Club and the Chamber of Commerce. The per- sonnel of this quartet consists of: First tenor, Lee Rohrbough; second tenor, Lee Erwin; baritone, Karl Gehlert; bass, Victor Bryant.Operetta THE GHOST OF LOLLYPOP BAY”, a musical comedy, was presented by the Girls’ and Boys’ Glee Clubs of Albany High School at the Rameseum Theatre. It was one of the most successful operettas ever given by the school. The talent used in this operetta was of very fine quality and has been commended by all those who attended the operetta. The cast was as follows: Miss Jemina Steel... Mary................ Midge............... Molly............... Dinah................. Prof. Alvin Flint.,. Dick................ Tom................. Harry............... Marcus Adam Johnson ...Helen Cochran Margaret Pfieffer ....Eleanor Jenks Mildred Emmett ...Mildred Oxley .....Rex Hartley ...Lee Rohrbough .....Karl Gehlert .......Lee Erwin ......Jack Cathey The success of this operetta was due to the able direction of Miss Chalmers, the musical director of the Glee Clubs, with the assistance of Mrs. Childs, dramatic and debate instructor. Sixty-four Society and LiterarySixty-five This is our assembly hall, The place of study and talk. Here we have our parties all, We all come, ride, or walk. Here is the tale; read it and weep: All our parties must close at ten ; For we must go home and have our sleep! The ladies leave—and so do the men. —J. H. and A. P With humble apologies to Mr. Rhythm and Mr. MeterAHS i Social Calendar Girls’ League Tea.............Sept. 29 Sophomore Reception............Oct. 4 Senior Party...................Nov. 4 Junior Party...................Dec. 1 Football Banquet...............Dec. 8 All-of-a-Sudden Peggy..........Dec. 9 Sophomore Party................Dec. 16 Grumpy ......................Feb. 10 Freshman Parties.............Feb. 24 Races and Faces..............Mar. 30 Operetta ....................Apr. 17 Junior-Senior Banquet.........May 25 Baccalaureate ................May 27 Commencement .................Mav 29 Society Notes AS HAS been the custom for a number of years, the Senior and Junior girls gave kthe Sophomore girls a tea on September 29 as a welcome to Albany High. The auditorium was appropriately decorated for the affair with fall colors. After the excellent program had been presented, dainty refreshments were served. At this time the girls took advantage of an opportunity to become better acquainted with their fellow classmates. At the Sophomore Reception the new students were formally welcomed to the High School by a speech by Rex Hartley, student body president. After the welcome a short program was given and refreshments were served. The Senior party was proclaimed a complete success this year, because nearly all of the members of the class were present in a loyal and gay spirit. The assembly was decorated appropriately with Oregon grape and autumn leaves, with the new red and white pennant finding a conspicuous place on the assembly wall. The program and refreshments were greatly appreciated by those attending the affair. The Junior and Sophomore parties were both enjoyed immensely by the respective members. Entertainment for both affairs consisted largely of musical numbers and amusing games. Among other social activities of special interest was the football banquet, which was served in the high school dining room by the Domestic Science girls, under the supervision of Mrs. Anderson. The members of the football squad and a number of the faculty members were seated at cleverly decorated tables. Each person found his seat by means of the artistic place cards which bore the names of the Albany High School players, and also related the outcome of the games played during the season. Sixty-six} VumJ ei ,ACQi Class of ’27 and Occupation “Our Predecessors” or Margaret Hurst, Mountain States Lavina Milhollen, Corvallis Raymond Barrett, Columbia U. Mildred Glann, Albany College Ted Gilbert, O. S. C. Jane Dannals, Telephone Office Gladys Haglund, Penney’s Store Paul Brunskill, Hamilton’s Robert Redick, Cade’s Market Roberta Torbet, Cashier, Hamilton’s Mary Small, Business College Margaret Rickey, Jenne’s Sweet Shop Ralph Coie, Albany College Ethel Lopuson, Hamilton’s Howard Rich, Hamilton’s Alberta Bird, Howard’s Real Estate Evelyn Peacock, at Home Ira Scott, Door Factory Lee Haller, O. S. C. Ireatha Holloway, Corvallis Leila Flickinger, (Married) Albany Elmer Roberts, O. S. C. Gertrude Clem, Normal Madeline Ward, O. S. C. Violet Hannaford, at Home Milton Faxon, at Home Blanche Gearhart, Normal Samuel Osgood, McMinnville Ethel Rogers, at Home John Knox, O. S. C. George Mittauer, O. S. C. Ruth Johnson, at Home William Baker, Albany College Ellis Sox, Albany College Gertrude Andrews, California Susan Baker, at Home Ward Ruthruff, O. S. C. Joy Roseborough, at Home Cleo Porter, Corvallis Everett Terhune, Corvallis Cletus Rice, at Home Lloyd Obrist, at Home Frances McCabe, at Home Sixty-jevett Willard Mize, Hamilton’s Helen Oglesbie, Albany College Edwin Wright, at Home Walter Shelby, Albany College Marmion Conner, U. of O. Margaret Coates, O. S. C. Velma Eastburn, Mrs. Elmer Lake Ted Wall, O. S. C. Roberta Archibald, Willamette U. Emma Gerdes, Woolworth’s Kathryn Davis, at Home Jack Mulligan, University of Wis. John Buchanan, O. S. C. Leland Friend, Albany Hester Davis, O. S. C. Eugenia Fisher, O. S. C. Margaret Holmes, O. S. C. Madelyn Mason, Normal Lindon Launer, University of Mo. Kenneth Bellows, Albany Louise Chessman, Ford Garage Alex Atterbury, O. S. C. Jean Baker, Albany College Helen Thompson, Albany Jane Davis, O. S. C. Joseph Pratt, at Home Inez Peebler, at Home Vernite Bodine, California Patrice Townsend, at Home Bernice Concer, at Home Robert Gilberg, California Howard Dickson, Mountain States Hulda Olsen, Blain’s Harold Mullen, at Home Lois Howard, Salem Owen Lemon, at Home Edward Gregory, at Home Virginia Bird, at Home Thelma Zoph, at Home Evelyn Olene, Salem Esther Olene, Salem Cecil Wicks, at Home Kathryn Cummings, at Home Vera Emmons, Corvallis To the Class of ’28 IT IS MY conviction, broadly speaking, that the boy or girl who fails to get the most out of school will fail to get the most out of life. Opportunities are numerous and within the grasp of all who are willing to make an effort—pay the price. The teacher is not only teacher, but friend and adviser, and he, or she, realizes that his student will provide a disproportionate share of failures in the coming generation of adults. Some will never get anywhere in their jobs; others will lead unhappy, inadequate lives; some will succeed. The stigma of failure should never be cast on an individual, and it is far from the writer to hurl this weapon at you with the idea of forever branding you as such, but rather to acquaint you with the fact that such a stigma exists and awaits those who are indifferent, and who fail to put forth effort to fairly meet the situation. In estimating the efficiency of the schools, where should emphasis be placed, on scholarship or citizenship-capacity, or character, or both ? In the life of an individual, even as in the life of a nation, the activities of today are conducted in the light of their influence on the affairs of tomorrow. So it is with education. It is well to think that the prime business of education is the develop- ment of the individual to build the nation’s future. If one were to ask the question, what is America’s greatest asset, having in mind the following for comparison, wealth, man-power, industry, natural resources, states- manship, and should a vote be taken, there would be many seemingly different but correlated opinions. If these opinions were to be fused to a fundamental state, one word, the mother of all, would be so conspicuous above others that it would shine forth with the light of the sun as compared with the light of the other bodies of the solar system—Education. Education creates wealth, assures man-power, develops natural resources, stimulates industry, fashions and moulds statesmen. 1 he boys or the girls who have an opportunity today to take what is theirs for the asking and fail, have only self to blame. Your way of looking at things does not depend upon the size of your town or city, but upon the size of your brain. How do you think? No truer statement was ever penned than the one taken from the Holy Writ: “As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.” Substantiating this fact further, the poet has ably penned these fitting lines: “If you think you will lose, you’re lost. For out of the world you’ll find Success begins with a fellow’s will. It’s all in the state of mind.” G. E. FlNNERTY, Superintendent. 0 Sixty-eightSharp Business GEORGE K. KLIETZ, president of a fif- teen million dollar corporation and indi- vidual owner of some fifty-one per cent of the shares, honestly believed that he was us- ing his money to the best advantage of the people in general—and himself in particular. The former was in doubt, but the latter an established fact. Me had promoted and was completing one of the greatest of hydraulic ventures in the Northwest, by piping the virgin water of Clear Lake down into the Willamette Valley to supply the four towns of Eugene, Albany, Corvallis and Salem. George K. Klietz was well pleased with himself and the world in general. Three more miles of pipe, and he would connect with the big head in Lebanon from which the water would be distributed to the other cities. Me banished the only doubt from his mind—that the water in Clear Lake was slowly dropping; but the chief engineer said that the rainfall was heavy and it would undoubtedly fill up in a week or so. He let his mind mull pleas- antly over the fact that in two weeks he would be in a position to begin collecting his 30 per cent interest on twelve million dollars. Mis pleasant meditations were disturbed suddenly by the announcement that a Mr. King would like to speak to him. “Show him in,” was the curt order of the great man. Mr. King was shown in with almost total lack of ceremony. He was a self-assured, rather pleasant fellow of some thirty years, wearing a short mustache, which lent a cyni- cal appearance to his thin-lipped mouth and intelligent features. “Mr. Klietz?” “Yes. You wish to see me?” “On a little matter of business about the Clear Lake project. I am, I suppose, unknown to you, but I will explain my position before we come to business. I am Kelvin King, 51 per cent owner and president of the Lost Lake Water Conservation Corporation, with full legal rights to stop up, dam or use the waters of said lake as I see fit as long as the im- provement is equal to, or in excess of, one thousand dollars a year.” “Interesting, if true, but I hope you didn’t come here to read the law, or explain your own importance. After all, you know, young man, that doesn't mean a thing to me, and doesn’t change the prospects or developments of this corporation in the least.” There was a slight sardonic smile and an infinite look of superiority on Klietz’ face. “It will.” The degree of confidence in the words shook Klietz’ debonair poise. “You in- tend to have water running through your pipes inside of two weeks, but to run water through those pipes there must be water in Clear Lake. Do you know where the Clear Lake water actually comes from?” “Yes. It comes from the same place that all water does—rain. It has its own watershed.” “No,” the smile broadened on King’s face, “you are wrong; it has two watersheds. The first takes in all the surrounding country for perhaps six miles back, which gives it a frac- tion over one-seventh of its entire volume. The rest, Mr. Klietz, comes through a subter- ranean channel and filter. Incidentally, this water comes from the Lost Lake watershed of some hundred and fifty square miles, and its place of egress happens to be two holes in the bottom of the lake.” “Now, young man," the old man’s temper was rising like an animated barometer, “since you have been so kind as to explain all this, would you mind telling me why?” “No, I do not believe any explanation neces- sary,” King hesitated, and a sly smile crept across his lips. “And so now,” he continued, “I’ll trouble you for exactly five hundred thousand dollars for my fifty-one shares in the Lost Lake Water Development Corpora- tion. The two holes in the bottom of the lake are dammed, but can be opened up with sev- eral boxes of dynamite. “You, or rather your men, have perhaps noticed a fall in the lake and the drying up of two of the springs; that is because there is no inlet from Lost Lake. We have thirty-two hundred second feet of water in that lake at this minute. “Mr. Klietz, you know, or should know, what a deficiency of six-sevenths of the entire volume of a lake will do. In two weeks the head of your pipe line will be half out of water; in two months there won’t be a drop of water going down your pipe-line.” George K. Klietz seemed to double in size and his color deepened to a fantastic red. He exploded with a burst of profanity that would have made a pirate turn green with envy. “Why, you impertinent, insolent, little shrimp! You can’t scare me this way. Go home and pull the sheets over your head. This is black- mail.” “Perhaps," came in icy tones, “but legally it is business, sharp business, and you are the one with the point next to you. Y’ou have the alternative of a twelve million dollar loss or kicking through with half a million dollars, which will bring your ultimate profits down to something like 25 per cent. At least thinkJl hir UJln cL it over, Mr. Klietz. Good day.” As King closed the door on the raving presi- dent of the A. T. C. Corporation, he heard something that sounded suspiciously like an invitation for him to jump into the river. Hardly had King left, when a telegram came from Sisters, Oregon, reading thus: President, A. T. C. Corp. May 4. Third spring dry stop water level pipe stop no explanation stop send experts stop springs remain dry no water fifteenth stop. (Signed) IIARTE, Chief Engineer. To say that Klietz was furious was putting it mildly; he was raving mad. That young pup did have him where it hurt; he had stopped those springs. It was either bank- ruptcy or half a million dollar gift to that young fool. He could fight him in the courts, of course, but it was too late now'; he had to have water on the fifteenth. A week later it was a worn and worried president that King met at the offices of the A. T. C. Corporation. “Well?” There was hurt vanity and wounded pride in the word, but no rage. Klietz realized that he was beaten, and by a cub. “I’ve come to see about selling my shares in the Lost Lake Water Development Corpora- tion. Either we’ll strike a bargain now, or I’ll take my shares to a more compatible buyer.” “How much did you say you wanted?” Klietz, like the old head that he was, was feeling his opponent out. “I said that I wanted five hundred thou- sand dollars, but I’ve raised my prospective. I hold a good thing, good enough to ruin you. My new price, and my only price from this time forward, is a good big round seven hun- dred and fifty thousand dollars.” “What?” Klietz stared aghast. “Three- quarters of a million dollars for a ten thou- sand dollar corporation? Why, you robber—!’’ The older man continued to rage in a lan- guage that was made for speculation and not for print. At this juncture a suave, well-dressed clerk made his entrance and laid a telegram on Klietz’ desk. Klietz abruptly ceased his mutterings against what he was pleased to term robbery, and meekly reached for the telegram. “Sorry, sir, but if that is the way you feel about it, I’ll take my proposition elsewhere.” King arose to go, but Klietz stretched out a hand and detained him. “Just a minute, Mr. King. As soon as I read this telegram I’ll talk business with you.” “Mr. Klietz, you mistake. I do not play a Jew game. I will not argue the rate. It is either seven hundred and fifty thousand dol- lars or nothing. Your mind is as much made up as it ever will be. I will have your an- swer now, or we will consider this deal a thing of the past.” “But, King,” Klietz protested, “even a cor- poration of this size cannot be expected to have three-quarters of a million dollars in its possession at a moment’s notice.’ “I hardly expected that much.” There was the steely quality in his voice that convinced the president of the A. T. C. Corporation that this young man meant business, and a sad business it was, too. “But I do expect a certi- fied check for fifty thousand dollars and shares in this company to make up the balance, to be sold at par to the corporation on de- mand.” Again King turned to go. “But that is too big an order for you to swallow. You like the looks of the bankrupt laws better.” “Have you a contract to that effect?” “Yes.” King produced a sheaf of paper from his coat pockets. “You guarantee to bring water down to Clear Lake?” “Certainly, and at my own expens e,” laughed King. Klietz signed the contract with a shaking hand, but nevertheless a sigh of relief whistled through his clenched teeth. “And now, King, if you will be so kind as to tell me how you intend to unplug those two holes in Lost Lake, you will relieve me far- ther.” “I think the telegram on your desk will ex- plain that.” “How? Why, so you know what’s in it?” “I’ve never read it, if that's what you mean, but if I were you, I would read it.” Klietz opened the telegram and read: President, A. T. C. Corp. Springs running five hundred second feet stop water above pipes stop full head water fifteenth stop. (Signed) IIARTE. “What?” Klietz turned, amazed, to King. “You’ve had them blow that dam already?” “No.” There was a hint of mirth in King's voice. “I may be a sharp business man, but I’m no liar. The bottom of Lost Lake is a lava bed. When I stopped up the two main holes, it merely held the water until a new hole could be worn out. That new sink hole is now' worn out, and nothing less than an animated Paul Bunyon could hold water in Lost Lake now. The whole bottom of the lake is about as water-tight as a sieve.” Klietz jumped to his feet. There wras rage and pain on his face, but he held out his hand. “I’d like to hit you, son, but as Kipling once said, ‘You’re a better man than I am’, Kelvin King, so shake.” King laughed. —Chandler Hall, ’28.OrganizationsHartley R. Zimmerman M. Jenks Senders Student Body THE entire Student Body began the work of student activities early in the school year. The officers elected to serve the Student Body this year were: Rex Hartley, president; Raymond Zimmerman, vice president; Maxine Jenks, secretary; Alison Senders, treasurer. The first social activity of the year was the annual Sophomore reception, which was given as a welcome to the new students. This event always offers opportunity for the students to become better acquainted. The annual Carnival was not only a great success financially, but furnished a pleasing entertainment. Delegates, representing the different organizations comprising the Student Body, attended the eighth annual High School Conference, sponsored by the University of Oregon, January 13 and 14. Another group of high school representatives attended the fifth annual O. S. C. Exposition, which was given under the auspices of the Oregon State College, February 17 and 18. Through the representation of these two conferences, many interesting facts con- nected with high school problems were learned and the students were offered an opportunity to become better acquainted with college and university courses of study. Through the loyal support and splendid cooperation of all the students, 1928 has been a most successful year.Hartley Worrell Cade Rich Senders Hudson The Student Council THE Student Council of the year 1927-1928 has endeavored to do its work in a way which will be satisfactory to the faculty and to the student body. The requests of classes and organizations have been complied with whenever pos- sible. Dates for high school parties and entertainments have been set for the most appropriate times, and plans to create more interest in athletics have been made. Money has been loaned whenever necessary and advisable. In order to become better acquainted with the ways in which other schools are managed, the council appointed a committee to visit and correspond with other high schools. It is believed that much benefit will be derived from this, because the better methods employed by the other schools may be adopted for use in Albany High School. Seventy-twoHayne McClain Stone Dowling Zimmerman Beoughcr W. Hauswirth Mesman Kropp Palmer Rohr bough Gilbert Buchanan La Rowe A. Hauswirth Bates Hamilton Gildow Nelson W alker Brandeberry The Order of the “A” THE Order of the “A” is an honorary organization composed of all the boys who have obtained a letter in one of the following sports: hootball, basketball, baseball or track. The Order of the “A” met early this year and elected the following officers: Donald Hayne, president; Ralph McClain, vice president; Earl Stone, secretary and treasurer. The members of the Order of the “A” are: Donald Hayne, Ralph McClain, Earl Stone, Herman Kropp, Walter Hauswirth, Wallace Palmer, 1 heron Beougher, Bruce Dowling, Nellis Zimmerman, Merlyn Mesman. 'I he new members are: Lee Rohrbough, Lloyd Bates, Earl LaRowc, Earl Nelson, Armin Hauswirth, Robert Buchanan, Warren Hamilton and Joe Gilbert. Seventy-threeI he Boys’ Athletic Association THE Bovs’ Athletic Association is an organization which represents all the boys in Albany High School. It is functioned for the purpose of putting on clean athletics. It is from this organization that part of the funds to carry on athletics is derived. The association took up its duties at the beginning of this school year of 1927- 1928 under the leadership of the following officers: Earl Stone, president; Donald Hayne, vice president; Herman Kropp, secretary; Chandler Hall, treasurer. Enough boys turned out for football to make an exceptionally good first team and a second team which was nearly as good. In all of the other sports the boys have taken active interest. It is the association’s desire to bring forth better teams each year.The Girls’ Athletic Association EARLY in the school year all the girls interested in athletics met to form an association. A nominating committee was elected at this meeting, and plans for the association were discussed. The officers elected for this year were: Lucile Murphy, president; Johnnie Cade, vice president; Beulah Berlincourt, secretary and treasurer. Besides the regular officers, various committees were formed. The meetings are held on the second Thursday of each month at the Madison Junior High School. At the first meeting a constitution was adopted by the members. At a later meeting the Freshmen who were eligible for membership were initiated. The point system is used in the association. A girl must have at least ten points to become a member of the association. She may win these points by hiking, playing on a class team and in many other ways. When a girl has won fifty or one hundred points, her name is sent into the State Athletic Association and she receives an emblem. Seventy-five The Girls’ League THE Girls League has grown in size and has attained a prominent place in high school affairs. Every girl in the high school belongs to the league and aids in making it a highly successful organization. The officers were chosen before the close of the last school year. The following were elected: Ida Mae Redenius, president; Altha Green, vice president; Evelyn Eastburn, secretary; Mildred Collins, treasurer; and Mrs. Neva Andersen, adviser, A tea was given for the benefit of the new girls who will belong to the league. This has been the custom for several years past, and in this case the effort was highly successful. Numerous candy sales have replenished the treasury, which is now overflowing. The members are filled with enthusiasm, and the students say that the Girls’ League is more successful than it has been in the past. Seventy-sixCommercial Club THE Commercial Club is an organization composed of all high school students who have won an award in either typing or shorthand. The purpose of the Commercial Club is to promote the interests of the Commercial Department. Officers for this year are: Gladys Hoover, president; Frances Penny, vice president; Lucile Murphy, secretary; Cedric Brandeberry, treasurer. V'hir UJincL' Dramat Club THE aim of the Dramat Club is to sponsor all better things connected with dramatics and literature. The Dramat Club is a merit society of which no one may become a member unless he has a considerable amount of dramatic ability. At each meeting which the club has held a program has been given by dif- ferent members of the club. The plan increases interest in the meetings and helps in developing the talent of the various members of the club. The officers chosen for this year were: Alison Senders, president; Margaret Stevens, vice president; Catherine Coates, secretary and treasurer; Evelyn Eastburn, business manager. Mrs. Charles Childs was selected as the coach and Miss Grace McDermott as adviser. This year the Dramat Club members unanimously selected “Grumpy” as the play they wished to present as their annual play. The club has given a short play, “Repressed Desires”, in various parts of the county. The Dramat Club and the Debate League have entered the declamatory contest with great zeal. Seventy-eight The Debate League THE Debate League was organized in the fall of 1927. Although the Debate League is a new organization, its importance is not small. Its purpose is to promote interest in debate. Meetings are held every Tuesday, when short practice debates are given. The class debate teams are selected from the members of the league, while the varsity team is selected from the class debate teams. The officers are: Arthur Potwin, president; William Southard, vice president; Karl Gehlert, secretary; and Altha Green, treasurer. Miss McKnight was chosen as the adviser and Mrs. Charles Childs as the debate coach. The charter members are: Arthur Potwin, William Southard, Karl Gehlert, Altha Green, Rosalie Haynes, Charles Yokum, Ernestine Riddle, Ruth Knotts, Mary Gassman, Jennie Bikman, Dolly, McLendon, William Ingram, Merlyn Mesman, Lyle Bartcher, Rex Hartley and Ralph Robertson. m yws, i I'fliu - ■. Seventy-nineThe Home Economics Club THE Home Economics Club, which is a new organization, is composed of the girls of the domestic science and arts classes, under the supervision of Mrs. Neva Andersen. The object of the club is to provide a medium through which each girl may work for the common welfare and pleasure. It is to strengthen her character and person- ality, to make her feel responsible as a member of her family, and to give her a desire to participate in promoting the welfare of society in general. Originality and progress is the aim. The motto of the club is: “Live to accom- plish something, not merely to exist.” The members of the club have given several interesting social affairs apart from the regular meetings. The tea in February and the entertainment of the mothers on Mothers’ Day were the most outstanding as to success and pleasure. The officers of the club are: Edith Pyle, president; Velma Arnold, vice presi- dent; Dorothy Clifford, secretary; Margaret Pfieffer, treasurer; Mary Paulus, reporter, and Mrs. Neva Andersen, adviser. EightyCoach Mudra Football Report IX LETTER MEN turned out this season. These had received most of their training from Coach Mudra and were well acquainted with his system. The out- look for the season was very bright and outside of a little hard luck it proved to be very successful. We held Salem to a tie, which made us feel mighty good. Sixteen men made their letters this year. Nine will be back next year. These, with several second team men, will make a good line-up for the ’28 season. HaYNB, Quarter Senior. Captain and triple threat man. The opposing teams soon found what they were up against and the warning went around to watch out for that “slick fellow". McClain, Half Junior. Mac’s ability may be judged by those who have not seen him play by the fact that the U. of O. has sent out inquiries as to when he will be available for col- lege. Kropp, End Senior. Monty played a good game. He circled end and broke up many good plays for his oppo- nents. This is Monty’s first and last year. His place will be hard to fill. Bates, Center Sophomore. Although this was his first year, Bates made a won- derful showing. He stood his ground and no plays came through him. We have him for two years more. W. Hauswirth, Tackle Junior. Walt tackled with the viciousness of a young charger. His cool and steady game will be wel- comed back next year. Nelson, Guard Junior. One of our fighting guards. A small but determined man. He spoiled many a well schemed play. Earl will be with us another year. B hough hr, Tackle Senior. The quiet boy who got his man with ease and sureness. He stood his ground against all comers and all odds. This was his second and last year. La Rowe, Guard Junior. Earl was out for some time with injuries. While in the game he held his opponents and smeared their plays. He will also be one of next year’s line-up. Eighty-twoStone, End Senior. Earl played a clean and hard game in his second and last year on the squad. His absence will be felt next year. Rohr bo ugh, Half Senior. This was Lee’s first and last year on the team. He played a good game and took others for extensive gains. Buchanan, Full Junior. Bob played a good game. He was in for many gains. He will be back next year to help us through a successful season. Hamilton, Guard Junior. Hamilton is another first year man who played a good game. He broke through the line and smeared many a well meant play. He will be with us next year. A. Hauswirth, Guard Sophomore. Another fighting Soph was "Wop”. He took the game to heart and stood his ground like a stone wall. He will be with us two more years. Gilbert, End Senior. Joe worked hard and made a good showing. This is his first and last year. He played a cool and steady game. Palmer, Half Junior. Another veteran for next year’s team. Palmer showed his fighting spirit in his hard line plunges. A man to be feared by his opponents. Zimmerman, Full Senior. This is Nellis’ first year on the team. His weight was felt by his opponents in line bucks, and in end runs his speed was a decid- ing factor. Eighty-threeBEGINNING OF SALEM GAME ALBANY—6 LEBANON—3 In this first game of the season the Blue and Gold made a poor showing until the last of the second half. Lebanon outplayed them before this and made their score by kicking a field goal in the third quarter. In the last quarter Albany opened a beautiful aerial attack and, with but five minutes to play, Palmer, receiving the ball from Hayne, made a touchdown. ALBANY—25 AMITY—0 The team played much better football than it did at the Lebanon game. The boys scored two touchdowns in the second quarter. In the third quarter Albany made another touchdown and, although they failed in the drop kick, they were given the point on account of Amity being off-side. The last touchdown was made in the last quarter of the game, ALBANY—6 SALEM—6 In this game, which was one of the most important of the season, Albany exhibited some of the best football that had been seen in years. During the whole game Albany did not incur one penalty. Salem made a touchdown in the first quarter, but failed to kick a goal. The score stood thus, while the two teams fought fiercely up and down the field. Albany gained its points when Salem dropped back of the line for a kick. The kick failed and the ball, which was recovered by Beougher, was over the goal. In the last portion of the game, Salem opened a terrible offensive, which was very hard to hold, since our boys were much lighter than Salem’s. It has been some time since we have held an even score with Salem, and we are mighty proud of our team. Eighty-fourALBANY—12 COTTAGE GROVE—6 The outlook of the game was rather glum when, in the second play of the game, Cottage Grove ran 40 yards for a touchdown. Albany got themselves in hand after this and outplayed the much heavier Cottage Grove team. The first score came when Hayne received a punt on his 45-yard line and ran for a touchdown. Kropp scored the second touchdown after Albany had carried the ball to Cottage Grove’s 15-yard line. The boys were playing a very fine brand of football. ALBANY—0 CORVALLIS—18 All hopes of victory over Corvallis were put aside during the first plays of the game. Albany’s machine-like precision seemed to have failed them utterly. However, Albany put up a gallant fight and continued to do so until the end of the game. Corvallis scored its first touchdown early in the second quarter. Both of the others came in the gathering darkness and fog in the last quarter. Albany threatened Corvallis many times. The most notable was when the ball was lost on the Corvallis five-yard line, after a brilliant run by Hayne. Hayne and McClain were the outstanding players of the game. ALBANY—14 OLYMPIA—7 Albany evened up last year’s score when it defeated the Olympia eleven 14-7. The Albany team played brilliantly. Hayne and McClain made several won- derful plays. The first score came when Hayne passed to McClain, who ran 20 yards for a touchdown. Hayne converted the kick. The second touchdown came when Hayne, behind splendid interference, ran 30 yards for a touchdown. Both these scores came in the second quarter. Olympia gained its score in the middle of the last quarter. Altogether the Blue and Gold boys outplayed the much heavier Olympians and showed one of the best games of football that they had played this year. Eighty-fivtI fV»W ALBANY—6 BEND—14 Albany’s off-schedule game with Bend ended disastrously for the Blue and Gold players. The Albany team did not enter the game in its full strength, as Coach Mudra was saving many first team men for The Dalles game. However, the boys showed a good spirit and played well. ALBANY—0 THE DALLES—19 The Albany team played a good game against the much heavier Dalles team in a sea of muck and mud. On the dry side of the field the boys held their opponents, but lost all they gained when they got to the center of the field. The boys showed a wonderful spirit and played in a way that aroused the admiration of their opponents. ALBANY—2 EUGENE—0 The Blue and Gold boys played the most brilliant game of the season, beating Eugene 2-0. They constantly threatened the Eugene line, while the Eugene men never got within Albany’s 35-yard line. The team was seriously crippled by the loss of Havne. The score came in the first quarter, when Albany downed a Eugene man back of his goal line for a safety. All through the game the linemen held like a wall and there was not one player but who made a wonderful showing. The boys played together with machine-like precision. Eighty-seven Basketball Report ITT HEN Coach Mudra issued his call for basketball, about twenty-five men turned out. The men worked hard, and after two weeks the number was cut down to twelve. Since these men outside of the first team are nearly all Juniors and Sophomores, a good team may be expected for next year. This year there will be twelve lcttermcn. Of these, five arc Seniors. The team played well and added much to laurels already won by A. H. S. BASKETBALL SCHEDULE Dallas ...29 A. H. S 33 Independence . . 14 A. H. S 21 West Lvnn ... ...36 A. H. S 22 Corvallis . 20 A. H. S 34 Independence . ... 7 A. H. s 21 Lebanon ...20 A. H. S 27 ...19 A. H. s ...22 Salem ...50 A. H. S 23 Salem ...36 A. H. s 12 Silverton ...37 A. H. S 38 Lebanon ...14 A. H. s 21 Corvallis ...30 A. H. S 16 Eugene ...29 A. H. S 28 Eighty-nineEarl Stone, Forward (Capt.) This lanky youth can drag ’em down over the heads of his oppon- ents and slip the ball through the hoop with very little effort. This is Stone’s third and last year on the squad. Don Hayne, Forward Don is Stone's running mate. He was one of the best floor-walkers on the team and fought every min- ute of the game. Don is also a three-striper, and we are sorry to lose him this year. Monty Kropp, Center This is Monty’s second and last year on the squad. He is the husky fellow who takes the ball from the enemies' hands and throws the “impossible” basket. Wallace Palmer, Guard Wally is another member of the invincible class of ’28. Few bas- kets were made over him, and it was seldom that a play started in his territory which he did not break up. Ralph McClain, Guard Mac was Wally’s running mate this season. It was his speed and his ability to interrupt passes that held our opponent’s scores down while ours mounted. Mac is with us again next year. Cedric Brandeberry, Guard Although Brandy was out part of the season, much credit is due him for the time he was in. He plays a clean, fast game and will be a high point man on next year's team. Ninety9 JVu Earl Vossen, Forward Vossen played a good, hard, fast game this year without trying to he conspicuous. He has three more years on the squad. ArmiN Hauswirth, Center Wop played excellently in every game he was in. He was in every play and stopped many an oppon- ent’s play, as well as annexing his share of the baskets. He, also, has two more years. Lloyd Bates, Guard Bates played a good game from start to finish. He was full of fight all the time and smeared many an opponent’s shot. He is another of the class of '30. Bob Buchanan, Center Bob showed up well in his first year on the squad. He fought every minute that he was in the game and was a constant worry to his opponents. He is another fight- ing Sophomore. Rex Gildow, Forward In spite of his handicap as to size, Rex did his share. He was extremely fast on the floor and wras on the “go" from whistle to whistle. He will be with us next year. Ellis Walker, Forward Walker was a young whirlwind all in himself and his opponents couldn’t begin to keep up with him. He is another man for next year’s team. Ninety-oneGRADUATING MEN Stone (Captain), Forward Kropp, Center Havne, Forward Palmer, Guard CANDIDATES FOR 1929 McClain (Captain-elect) Hlodgett A. Hausvvirth Urandeberrv Vossen Bates Walker Buchanan Gildow Ninety-twoBaseball Report ALTHOUGH baseball was replaced by track in 1927, it has been reinstated this year, and from all appearances will make a better showing than ever before. A. H. S. has always taken a great interest in baseball, and in the years when it was a major sport much glory was added to the school by the team. Ralph McClain was elected captain of this year’s team. Since much good material is available, the team, under the able leadership of Coach Mudra, has a very pleasant outlook on this year’s season. Ninety-three High School Tennis (1927) THE high school tennis team had a very successful season again this year. Although Albany has always been handicapped because of poor courts, the team is being recognized as one of the best in the state. Although the team won only one out of three tournaments on its southern trip, the other two were closely contested. Albany lost to Salem, Eugene and Dallas, but defeated Monmouth and Corvallis by overwhelming scores. This was the first time Corvallis had ever been defeated by Albany in tennis. In 1928 the team will have nearly the same personnel and a championship team is expected. The members of 1927 were: Arthur Potwin, George Mackie, Floyd Sliger, Lee Rohrbough and Jack Rhodes. Art Potwin and George Mackie played first doubles and Floyd Sliger and Lee Rohrbough played second doubles. The team appreciates the very able assistance of its coach, Miss Burris. Ninety-fourPot win : Has the tenacity of a bulldog. Mackey: Captain, and a mighty fine sportsman. “A tower of strength.” Rhodes: Has a dry sense of humor—but, Oh! what a future star! “Oh, what a slam!” Sliger: Green—but quick to comprehend. “Watch me 'lauferd this one!” Rohrbough: Sleepy—but awake on the job. “Alleyoop! Watch me smash that sphere!” y Alinety-five Boys’ Interclass Basketball THE interclass basketball championship fell to the Junior class this year. The boys played well and easily outmatched their opponents. The Juniors first defeated the Seniors 20 to 16, and then they won from the Sophomores 15 to 12. The winning team consisted of: Forwards, Floyd Sliger and Rex Gildow; guards, Jack Berry, Earl LaRowe and Warren Hamilton; center, Bob Buchanan. Ralph McClain acted as captain. Ninrty-sixGirls’ Class Volley Ball THE Seniors’ team entered the 1928 championship contest with but slight hope of winning over the other contestants, but, being a decidedly plucky group, they stayed with their task, took “lady luck” by the nose, and guided her in their own direction. The team is composed of: Mildred Rumbaugh (captain) Dora Roseborough Henrietta Bear Beulah Berlincourt Lucile Murphy Mae Chally (sub.) Margaret Churchill Under the leadership of Miss Berg, the teams have all prospered and have had good times practicing. Kinety-seven  AHS ir ivincL' Class Baseball 1 he boys interclass baseball championship was won this year, as in the two pre- ceding years, by the class of ’28. Coach Mudra formed a new plan in which six games were played, instead of the regular three. The schedule was as follows: Seniors 2—I'reshmen 1 Sophomores 3—Freshmen 2 Juniors 4—Sophomores 3 Sophomores 5—Juniors 4 Seniors 3—Juniors 2 Seniors 3—Sophomores 1 Ninety-eightRumorOne hundred oneArtist With Word and Stroke Pictures Prominent Albany High School Folk LUCILE MURPHY It is my pleasure to introduce the right honorable Drum Major, Lucile Murphy, whose services we have recently acquired. She was formerly the leader of the famous Australian Kangaroo Band of Paris, Illinois. Miss Murphy always showed a peculiar adaptability for this work. At an early age she frantically beat the air with her fists, because her bottle was not in evidence at the desired moment. JACK CATHEY Here we have Jack Cathey. He is a fast young man, for he keeps old Father l ime humping. One time about seventeen years ago when Mr. Nicholls was visiting at the Cathey home, he saw the infant Jack beating with a spoon upon his porridge bowl. Jack kept such per- fect time that Mr. Nicholls decided then and there that Jack should be a future drummer in the Albany High School Band. One hundred twoALISON SENDERS The fact that Alison Senders is one of our best debaters is the only reason that pre- vented us from charging her twenty dollars for this space. Miss Senders, although she pos- sesses a few freckles, will rise to great heights in the intellectual world. In the future we shall probably find her debating on the im- portant question: “Why We Should Not Feed Poison to Rats.” IfLUSON SOJOEJR5)' JACK RHODES When you look at this picture your thoughts will harken back to the time when you saw Jack play the doughty Englishman in “All- of-a-Sudden Peggy.” We did not realize that we had a genius in our midst until it was discovered that Jack made most excellent faces while chewing gum. There is no doubt that Jack, who was for- merly so modest and retiring, is predestined to find fame before the footlights.Peterson: You are making 45; I’ll have to pinch you. Barbara Eagles: Oh, if you must, please do it where it won’t show, ’cause I’ve got a heavy date with my red-haired man tonight.” “What harm is there in Tryon? “There’s no Harmon Tryon!” It seems strange, doesn’t it? But an egg beater is never used to whip bad eggs. Mr. Finnerty: How do you tune these jazz instruments? Mr. Nicholls: You don’t. ♦ Manager of the St. Francis: Is that all the work you can do in an hour? Rex Hartley: Well, you see, sir, I daresay I could work more, but I never was one for showing off. First goat: Mrs. Nannie’s little one has such excellent taste in music! Second goat: How come? First goat: Why, yesterday she ate seventeen pages of “Faust” and then cried for popular songs. One hundred four Nelle Wall: What do you charge for your rooms ? Landlady: Six dollars up. Nelle: But I’m a student! Landlady: Then it’s six dollars down. Jack Rhodes: Platt seems to have ambitions, but he is too lazy to carry them out. Alison Senders: Yes, but if he ever started scratching, he’d be too indolent to quit. • • • Miss Burris was trying to demonstrate the meaning of the word “slowly,” by walking across the floor. When she asked her class to tell her how she walked, she nearly fainted when Billy C, at the foot of the class, shouted ‘‘Bow-legged, ma’am.” • • • CONVERSATION IN A DRUG STORE “Gimme a tablet.” “What kinda tablet?” “A yellow one.” “But what’s the matter with you?” “I want to write a letter.” “She certainly is sour—” “Who?” “That girl who works down at the pickle factory.” • • • “What makes you look so happy?” “I read in the paper this morning that love is a contagious disease and—I’m not feeling well.” Mrs. Anderson: Look, Rosalie, I can write my name in the dust on this work table. Rosalie: You don’t say? Isn’t edu- cation wonderful! Mrs. Fred: The Robertsons pay cash for everything. Mrs. Jack: What a monotonous life they must lead! Arthur Potwin: When I was clerking in a grocery store at Seaside, I waited on a girl who went to varsity in a quaint city in Italy. Helen Cochran: Genoa? Arthur: No, but it didn’t take me long to get acquainted. • • • SHE MEANT WELL An old lady walked into the judge’s office. “Are you the judge of the reprobates?” she inquired. “I am the judge of probate,” replied his honor with a smile. “Well, that’s it, I expect,” answered the old lady. “You see,” she went on, con- fidentially, “my husband died detested and left several little infidels, and I want to be their executioner.” Billy: I love you as no one ever loved before. Juanita: I can’t see much difference. STOP! LOOK! LISTEN! “Stop and let the train go by; It only takes a minute; Your car will start again, intact, And, better still, you’re in it.” « Tourist (in village store): Whaddya got in the shape of automobile tires? Saleslady: Funeral wreaths, life pre- servers and doughnuts.xtf pjjpunif ju()One hundred seven Cedric, the Gentile, in the Land of Good English AND it came to pass that in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-eight, that Cedric, the Gentile, did fall asleep upon the desk in M iss Chase’s English room. And lo, he saw things most marvelous that caused wonder within him. And he believed himself upon a golden ladder with beautiful angels round about that did beckon to him to pursue them, and he did. And he came into a strange land where many strange fowl did fly in the air, and many fear- some hosts did roam the plains. Lo, Cedric, the Gentile, waxed afraid. He drew nigh unto his guardian angel and spoke unto him, saying: “From whence comest these strange fowl and surly beasts that abide in this land ?” And, behold, the angel did answer him in this manner: “These fearsome creatures, Mistakes, do dwell here that they may prevent the Gentile from coming unto the throne of King English. The way is difficult, but 1, Instructor, will wait upon your footsteps.” And, as the Gentile was no longer afraid, they did set forth upon their journey on the ninth day of the sixth month of the forementioned year. I hus did they journey and nothing exciting did take place for a time. This fact did Cedric regret. And lo, they were having a gay old time talking when they came unto a huge lake. There did they stop, for the lake was large and long and Cedric did despair, for there were ugly fishes waiting to nip Cedric’s toes, if he did attempt to enter the waters. As I said, he despaired. But the angel bade him follow and, waving his magic wand, did start toward the lake which immediately did part its waters for their passing, and they did pass and journeyed farther upon their way. And Cedric did inquire of the angel concerning this strange lake, and the angel did inform him thusly. “These waters do represent one of the obstacles you must surmount before approaching his highness. The lake is ‘The Slough of Despondency’ and the queer fish that do abide there are called ‘cheats.’ ' Now, Cedric, the Gentile, was in noways satisfied with this reply but did attempt to gain answers to numerous questions. He did wax eloquent and argued upon many points, but was not listened to. And on the seventh day of their travel they did come to a lofty mountain which did raise itself above the common ground. And the angel and Cedric did halt, for they knew not how to cross the mountain. And while they did thus meditate, a petty storm did rage in the offing, and they did receive an awful wetting; in fact, they became drenched and the water did squish in the Gentile’s shoes, and he was sore discomforted. And Cedric did speak pettishly, “What meanest this rainstorm? I can catch pneumonia in the land from whence I came.’’ Instructor did answer, “The King does wish to dampen your spirits, for you have found the way too easy.” But Cedric did only answer “achoo” and they proceeded upon their way. One hundred eightAnd lo, after much puffing and blowing and mopping of brows did they find themselves upon the other side of the mountain, and they did see what they could see. Now did the Gentile become exultant; indeed he did fairly dance because he had crossed the “Moun- tain of Grammar,” which was indeed a holy terror!!! At any rate upon the ninth day of their travel when the sun was low in the heavens, they came upon a frightful fiend, which did turn about and close behind them tread. And Cedric did become once more afraid and did shake in his shoes. Instructor bade him be still, but that he could not do so. And lo, he did shake so hard that the earth did open and swallow the fiend. Then did the angel pat Cedric on the back, because he had disposed of the fiend which was called “Laziness.” And then did they journey on and they were not commanded to overcome more obstacles or dispose of more fiends. The fourth hour of the tenth day did find them at the end of their journey, and lo, Cedric beheld a strange sight; in fact, he did become so excited that he felt himself shaking all over. And he was shaked by Miss Chase, and he awoke and students did look upon him and some did titter, for Cedric had been asleep. Now was it not a shame that he should awake at this inopportune time? This fact did Cedric regret. One hundred nineLillard: Hey, where are you going? Don’t you know this is a one-way street ? Claude M. (in his second-hand Ford) Well, I’m going one way, ain’t I? Judge: What is Mr. Oyster’s reputa- tion. Officer: Very poor, your honor. He is never good more than eight months out of the year.” An English girl was present when this conundrum was asked: “How do you make a Maltese cross?” The answer, of course, was, “Pull its tail.” The English girl did not smile. Finally she said, “Well, of course, it’s because I’m English and all that, but really I cannot see any similarity between a Mal- tese cross and a pullet’s tail.” “Ooo-hoo! I saw you kiss Sis,” said Claire, Hazel’s little brother. “Er—ah—here’s a quarter, my little man,” offered Jack Berry, who was very much embarrassed. “And here’s fifteen cents’ change,” countered Claire. “One price to all. That’s the way I do business.” Rex H.: I’m going up to the jail. I want to talk with the bandit who took my car. Glenn Dull: What’s the use? Rex: Maybe he’ll tell me how he got fifty miles an hour out of her. Mr. Hudson: You’re an honest boy, but the money I lost was a ten dollar bill. Wayne Higbee: Yes, I know; I had it changed so you could give me a reward. One hundred ten'usM0 JVumberM g2 Revised Edition of Lochinvar Oh! young Donald Hayne is come out of the west. Through all Linn county his “rep” is the best. Save cool indifference, he weapons has none. He drives with one arm, yet he rides all alone. So brave in football and in dancing a pain, There ne’er was a man like young Donald Hayne. He used not his brake, and he stopped not for sign. He speeded on highways, where cops there were nine. But ere he drove up to the apartment house gate, The bride had consented, the poor man was late; For a bonehead in tennis, and in football a pain. Was to marry the girl of young Donald Hayne. So boldly he entered the flat’s oaken door. The people all thought ’twas the new janitor, Then spoke the bride’s father, his hand on his purse, (For the bridegroom was wedding for better, not worse.) “Oh, come you by street car, or come you by train, Oh, come you by chance here? Speak up, Mr. Hayne.” “I long ‘stepped’ your daughter; you kicked me right out. Love goes like an auto; it hates a blow-out; And now I am come with this last love, you bet I’ll dance but one fox-trot, not one cigarette. There are swell girls in. Portland, who would work might and main, To walk to the altar with me, Donald Hayne.” The bride found the “Camels”; young Don took not one; This great and good habit in training he’d won. She looked down to primp and she looked up to sigh, With rouge on her lips, and black near each eye. He took her soft hand ere she could refrain; “Now, I’ll call some signals,” said young Mr. Hayne. So collegiate his form, and so tinted her face, There ne’er was a hall such a couple did grace; While her mother did scold and her father did fume, And the groom bit his fingers in petulant gloom, And the bride maidens whispered, “Twere better, we fain, To take for her husband, our young Donald Hayne.” One nod of his head, and a word in her ear; They reached the huge window; the auto stood near. So down in the front seat the lady he dropped, And right down beside her, he carefully plopped. She is won! They are gone over rock, hill and plain. “We’ll hit out for Idaho,” quoth young Mr. Hayne. There was cranking ’mong Fords of the whole jolly clan, Buicks, Hudsons, Pierce-Arrows, they drove and they ran, There was racing and chasing down First Avenue. So daring in love and in football a flame, Have vou ever met a man like young Donald Hayne? With due apologies to Sir Walter Scott and Don. One hundred eleven The Same Oh! long, lanky “Wop” is come out of the west, Through all Linn county his car is the best; Save Colt automatic, he weapons has none. He drives with one arm, yet he rides all alone. So brave in football, yet in dancing a flop, There ne’er was a man like long, lanky “Wop.” He used not his brake, and he stopped not for sign, He speeded on highways where cops there were nine. But ere he drove up to the apartment house gate, The bride had consented, the poor man was late! For a bonehead in tennis, and in football a flop, Was to marry the girl of long, lankv “Wop.” So boldly he entered the flat’s oaken door, The people all thought ’twas the new janitor; Then spoke the bride’s father, his hand on his purse. (For the bridegroom was wedding for better, not worse.) “Oh, come you on purpose, or just happen to stop, Or to work crossword puzzles? Speak up, my dear “Wop!” “I long ‘stepped’ your daughter; you kicked me right out. Love goes like an auto; it hates a blow-out; And now I am come with this lost love, you bet I’ll dance not a fox-trot, smoke one cigarette. There are swell girls in Portland, who at the chance would hop To say ‘Yes’ to a fellow like me, lanky ‘Wop.’ ” The bride found the “Camels”; young Wop took a few, For that was his custom, she already knew. She looked down to primp, and she looked up to sigh, With rouge on her lips, and black near each eye. He took her soft hand, ere her mother could stop. “I’ll call off some signals,” said long, lanky “Wop.” So collegiate his form, and so tinted her face, That never a hall such a Charleston did grace, While her mother did scold and her father did fume. And the groom bit his fingers in petulant gloom, And the bride maidens whispered, “Twere better to stop, And to take for her husband, our long, lanky ‘Wop.’” One nod of his head, and a word in her ear; They reached the huge window; the auto stood near, So down in the front seat the lady he dropped, And right down beside her he carefully plopped. She is won! They are gone over hole, wall, and rock, “We’ll hit out for Idaho,” quoth young Mr. “Wop.” There was cranking ’mong Fords of the whole jolly clan, Buicks, Hudsons, Pierce-Arrows, they drove and they ran. There was racing and chasing along First Avenue. So daring in love and in football a cop, Have you ever met a man like long, lanky “Wop?” 0 With due apologies to Sir Walter Scott and “Wop.” One hundred twelveAdvertisementsTHE LIMB OF THE LAW Cop (to struggling man in private pond) : “Come out of that. You can’t swim there.” Kenneth Parker: “1 know 1 can’t. That’s why I’m hollering for help.” McDowells SHOES AND HOSIERY 236 W. FIRST STREET IT DIDN’T SINK IN Lady (who has just been shown over a Scottish church): “Many thanks for all your trouble.” Cedric Brandeberry: “Weel, my leddy, when ye gang hame, if ye fin’ oot that ye have lost your purse, ye maun recollect that ye have na had it oot here.” Over 30 years in the same location with a complete line of high grade drugs, toilet articles, ’n everything that pleases LEE’S DRUG STORE 324 WEST FIRST ST. ALBANY MRS. M. G. STETTER STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES Crockery, China and Glassware Phone 139-J 206 W. Second St. NAGEL’S BOB AND BEAUTY SHOPPE HOTEL ALBANY PHONE 780 Albany Printing Co. "The Dears” THE WHITE GASH GROCERY 118 WEST SECOND ST. Phone 207-J CONFECTIONERY GROCERIES Printing of the Better Kind FRESH MEATS For School Supplies, Office Supplies, Printing and Stationery go to RAWLINGS STATIONERY PRINTING COMPANY All makes of rebuilt typewriters sold on terms of $5.00 down and $5.00 per month One hundred thirteen Albany High SchoolA Friendly Tip to Girls Our collection of glorious, colorful frocks reflects the Divine Spark of Real Creative Genius—and prices are so reasonable that every girl may know the joy of Smart Apparel THE SMART SHOP 334 WEST FIRST STREET ALBANY, OREGON Fancy Pastries FOR CLUBS AND PARTIES Everything in the Line of Eats Holman Jackson Phone 43 Albany, Oregon SURE FOUNDATION Evelyn Fisk: “What size shoe do you wear?” Evelyn Cade: “Well, four is my size, but I wear sevens, because fours hurt my feet so.” STOP! LOOK! LISTEN! Students Remember Charles Rohrbough Son Service Station Corner Ninth and Klin, Albany, Oregon TENDERFOOT Guide: “Quick! There’s a full- grown leopard! Shoot him on the spot!” Art Potwin: “Which spot ? I say, be specific, my man.” Foshay Mason, Inc. Latest Creations in DRUGGISTS, STATIONERS SUITS AND BOOKSELLERS COATS ANSCO CAMERAS AND ANSCO, GEVAERT AND EASTMAN DRESSES FILM Our complete stock justifies your BIRMAN’S patronage THE J. C. BRILL STORES Everything in Ready-to-Wear for Men, Women and Children SHOES, CLOTHING, DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS "The Store of Better Merchandise’’ THE J. G. BRILL STORES THIRD AND BROADALBIN STREETS ALBANY OREGON Whirlwind One hundred fourteenSmart Frocks for Qraduation These beautiful smart froeks are trimmed with ribbons, lace, ruf- fles, and would be a gorgeous graduation selection. You will find dresses of Chiffon, Fleur- ette, Celanese, imported inde- structive Organdies and Voiles in all the pastel colorings. $8.50 to $19.50 Anything that wins space in this edition of the “Whirlwind” has to be pretty good — that is whv a STAR CAR is used in the beginning of the advertising section STAR SALES COMPANY One hundred fifteen Albany High SchoolFIRST NATIONAL BANK Albany, Oregon Ready Money to Meet All Needs Wouldn’t it be a “grand and glorious feelin’ ” to know that you had sufficient funds to carry through the school year, or to tide you over the coining va- cation period? To make this wish a certainty, just decide to start a savings account in this bank, then keep adding to it regularly every cent you can spare over and above your actual expenses, and when you really need the money it will be ready for your use. DON’T SPEND IT ALL—SAVE AND HAVE Checking and Savings Accounts and Trust Department FIRST SAVINGS BANK “Where Savings are Safe” IV hir wind One hundred sixteenWhen You Need TIRES AND TUBES Think of J. H. ALLISON The Tire Man Albany, Oregon PARTS FOR ALL CARS KEEP IT UP “Maggie, these eggs are as hard as ever. I thought I told you I wanted them soft.” “Sure an’ I biled thim five hours this time, mum, but it don’t seem to make no difference.” TACTFUL Jack Cathey: “How is it that I have not received a bill from vou?” Tailor: “I never ask a gentleman for money.” Jack Cathey: “And what do you do if he doesn’t pay?” Tailor: “If he doesn’t pay I con- clude he is not a gentleman, and then I ask him.” MOST LIKELY Lucile Murphy: “What is your next story going to be written on ?” Jack Rhodes: “Paper.” • RACK TO NATURE It was a seaside boarding house, not exactly modern. “Can I get a private bath ?” asked a new arrival. “If you are an early riser,” an- swered the clerk. “You won’t find anybody in the ocean before seven.” "The Friendly Store” FLOOD’S 310 West First DRY GOODS, NOTIONS FURNISHINGS The Hub Confectionery We have those good LUNCHES, ICE CREAM AND CANDIES S. P. Stage Terminal Phone 381 DEPENDABLE ELECTRIC MERCHANDISE Crosley Radio Ralston Electric Co. 310 WEST SECOND STREET Have you heard of DODGE BROTHERS NEW CAR? The Standard Six Be sure and see it RALSTON MOTOR CO. PHONE 170 SEVENTH AND LYON STREETS One hundred seventeen Albany High SchoolTHE MUSIC SHOP “Everything Musical” AUTHORIZED COLUMBIA DEALER Haskins Talbert QUALITY GROCERIES 401 West First Street PHONE 90 MONEY-WASTER Friend: “What is your son taking up in college this year?” Mr. Barret: “Space, nothing but space!” G. O. Budlong, Grocer THE FOOD STORE ESTABLISHED IN 1912 Our own delivery One of Albany’s own independent stores NINTH AND LYON STREETS A WASTE OF TIME Miss McKnight: “Charles Rob- nett, 1 am ashamed of you. Why is it that you can never repeat your history lesson ?” Charles Robnett: “Aw, what’s the use? My dad savs history repeats itself.” Albany Planing Mill E. W. Sears, Prop. SASII, DOORS, MOULDING GLASS GENERAL MILL WORK Phone 140-R Albany, Oregon Hammond Lumber Company QUALITY BUILDING MATERIALS PHONE 358 MOVING ISN'T OUR BUSINESS, but our business is making us move. We’ll be at First and Washington about June 15. Better equipment and as good or better service WE’LL BE PLEASED TO HAVE YOU CALL THE HIGHWAY REPAIR SHOP fV hirluvtnd One hundred eighteenScience THE KEY TO EDUCATION Just «is science has unlocked new doors for the industries, vastly enlarging their field and improving their products, so it has opened up new interests in education, excited keener and more definite incentives to study, and es- tablished more vital contacts with life. THE MOTIVE POWER OF PROGRESS In the higher education of today, the motive power of progress, like that in the business and professional world, is the scientific spirit. This spirit, in the college laboratory and classroom, is training the leaders of the industrial and scientific world. At “Oregon State” the usual broad curricula of the land-grant colleges, ani- mated by the scientific spirit, include the following schools: Agriculture Home Economics Chemical Engineering Military Science Commerce Mines Engineering Pharmacy Forestry Vocational Education The School of Basic Arts and Sciences, Industrial Journalism, Library Prac- tice, Physical Education, and Music afford general and specialized training. For catalog and other information address The Registrar Oregon State Agricultural College Corvallis Your Education Should be a Continuing Process! High School has taught vou the value of training for the serious business cf life. If you are an interested student and share with us the ideas and spirit of the Oregon campus, we cordially invite you to continue this training at the UNIVER- SITY OF OREGON. If you desire a rich, cultural background that gives insight and outlook; if you wish to equip yourself for one of a wide range of learned or useful professions or if you are interested in training for a career of public service, you should come to your own state University. Well organized courses of study prepare for the professions of law, journal- ism, medicine, architecture, school administration, business, sculpture, music, authorship and a wide range of callings of a public nature. The University is endeavoring to maintain the standard of its work and the quality of its student body at a level which justifies its reputation as THE SCHOOL OF QUALITY. You may enter the University at the beginning of any term, and you may make extra credits at the summer sessions or by correspondence work open to any citizen of Oregon. “T ir University That Serves the Entire State” Write today for a catalog to EARL M. PALLETT, Registrar UNIVERSITY OF OREGON Eugene, Oregon One hundred nineteen Albany High SchoolTOWER GROVE SERVICE STATION General Gasoline Oils and Greases One mile from Albany on Pacific Highway D. ACKERMAN THE WHOLE TRUTH “Tilter boasts that no living man could forge his name successfully to a check and get it cashed. Has he such a peculiar signature?” “No. He hasn’t any money in the bank.” BALLARD’S Confectionery and Grocery 325 South Main Home Made Pies a Specialty Phone 589-R “One of America’s Exceptional Business Colleges” FULLY ACCREDITED by NATIONAL ASSO( TATI ON of ACCREDITED COMMERCIAL SCHOOLS MISIDINT Write for your copy of “Move Your Future Forward” NORTHWESTERN t hoot of Commerce ) 341 SALMON STREET . PORTLAND, OREGON NA TIONA L BA TTERIES 18 months and two years unconditional guarantees good at any National Service Station Low Price Long Life Sehebler Carburetor Sales and Service MAGNETO ELECTRIC CO. Whirlwind One hundred twentyD. E. NEBERGALL MEAT COMPANY TWO MARKETS 218 W. First Street Second and Lyon Streets Phone 102 Phone 67 American Shine Parlor PUNCTUATION 109 Lyon Street Phone 475-J “Can’t you stretch a point?” “Certainly!” said the period. SHOES CLEANED, SHINED OR And thus was born the comma. DYED WE 1)0 HOUSECLEANING, WINDOWS A HAD FIX Mr. Palmer: “Is there anything worse than being old and bent?” HOOD’S GROCERY Wallace Palmer: “Yes, to be young and broke.” Service and Quality Bandit (to bank teller): “And get a move on you! Don’t vou know I 235 LYON STREET can park my car here only fifteen minutes?” E. W. MAXWELL B. F. Townsend Phones 93 and 92 337 East First Street Townsend’s Grocery CABINET WORK OF ALL THE HOUSE OF QUALITY KINDS AND SERVICE DUTCH KITCHENS, FLOWER 304 East Second Street BOXES, PEDESTALS, ETC. ALBANY, OREGON Complete Stock of Genuine All Work Guaranteed Chevrolet Parts Phone 720 SANTIAM CHEVROLET CO. for economical transportation SALES AND SERVICE ALBANY OREGON One hundred tuenty-one Albany High SchoolDon’t Save Too Much That is, don’t save more than you can comfortably afford each payday. Too many people have tried saving and then stopped because they tried to do too much. It’s the small, steady savings that grow. The way to do it is to decide how much you can save every so often, and THEN STICK TO IT. But, get started—that’s the big thing. As little as a dollar opens a savings account at this bank. We pay 3% and 3i 2% on your money. Ask us about it. Also ask about the particular savings plan that meets your own needs. ALBANY STATE BANK ALBANY, OREGON Savings Commercial QRADUATION DAY Remember it with PHOTOGRAPHS 10 per cent discount to graduates CLIFFORD STUDIO WHERE PRICES ARE RIGHT Whirlwind One hundred twenty-two B. R. Wallace, M. D. M. M. WOODWORTH, M.D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON First National Bank Building First National Bank Building ALBANY OREGON ALBANY OREGON J. H. ROBNETT, M. D. DR. EARL FORTMILLER PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON First National Bank Building Rooms 301-3 First National Bank Bldg. ALBANY, OREGON ALBANY OREGON DEAN P. CROWELL, M.D. DR. C. C. CLEEK Third Floor First National Bank Bldg. DENTISTRY ALBANY, OREGON 131 LYON STREET PHONE 543-R DR. FLOYD SCOTT DR. W. R. BILYEU DENTIST DENTIST First National Bank Building First National Bank Building ALBANY, OREGON PHONE 225 ALBANY OREGON DR. C. V. LITTLER State Bank Bldg. Phone 361 DENTISTRY DR. W. L. ROBERTSON Albany State Bank Bldg. ALBANY OREGON DENTAL X-RAY DENTIST One hundred tnuenty-three Albany High School COLLEGE OF OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS Osteopathy, the new system of medicine, offers lofty vocational ideals with an unsurpassed opportunity for service. Osteopathy is not a limited therapy; on the contrary, it is a rational, comprehensive school of medicine. Catalog mailed on request or See one of your local Osteopathic physicians By Courtesy of DR. A. P. 1IOWKLLS SAVINGS HANK BLIXI. DR. G. L. JORDAN STATE BANK BLDG. RULES OF THE GAME Willard Johnson: “Where is the car 1 left parked here?” Kenneth Parker: “I can only tell you where part of it is.” Willard: "Quick! Tell me!” Kenneth: “A cop came by and took the number.” Mr. Hockensmith (demonstrating car): “Now I will throw in the clutch.” Farmer: “I’ll take her then. I knew, if I held off long enough, you’d give me something for nothing, by gosh.” A motorist had had an accident with his light car, and he limped painfully to a telephone box and called up the Kirk-Pollak Motor Company for aid. “Hello,” he said, “I’ve turned tur- tle. Can you do anything for me?” “I’m afraid not,” came the sweet feminine reply. “You’ve got the wrong number. What you want is the zoo.” “How about some nice horse- radish ?” said a clerk at Holloway’s to the bride. “Oh, no, indeed! We keep a car.” BUTTER-NUT BREAD Bread of Quality ALBANY BAKING COMPANY 405 WEST FIRST STREET . PHONE 118 Whirlwind One hundred-twenty-four“ALBANY’S FINEST ENTERTAINMENT” §lot)e ant) ame£eum ©fjeatre Presenting the very best in stage and screen entertainment Unexcelled Music Perfect Projection WHERE HAPPINESS AWAITS YOU! COME ALONG! One hundred twenty-five Albany High SchoolDUPLEX GARAGE A Good Top Adds Value as well as tone to an auto. For no one will pay much for an incompletely and incorrectly equipped car and no car is complete without a top and a good one at that. If your car has no top or a worn out one, let us equip it with a tip-top top. SECOND AND BAKER Albert Warner: “What will it cost to have mv Ford fixed ?” Man at Cook’s Garage: “What’s the matter with it?” Albert: “1 don’t know.” Garageman: “Fifty-two dollars and sixty cents.” Autoist: “Where do you get auto parts around here?” Native: “At the railroad crossing.” The most sensible sign we have seen on a Ford is: “Don’t laugh, Big Boy, mine’s all paid for.” AND HOW The hand that rocks the steering wheel rules the road. • Mr. Templeton: “Yes, sir, in this car you’ll feel as comfortable as if you were at home.” Mr. Jones (promptly): “Er — have you any other kind ?” • • The passing of the woodshed has had much to do with the increasing of business in the juvenile court. CURRANS BAKERY All kinds of BAKED GOODS FRENCH PASTRY OUR SPECIALTIES us West second street ALBANY OREGON Whirlwind Insurance Service J. L. STUART Insurance Agency Albany, Oregon J. L. Stuart B. C. Gerig RED CROWN MILL Feed for Every Need PHONE 32 WE DELIVER OPERATING 1 AAA MODERN FOOD MORE THAN 1VJUVJ DEPARTMENTS SKAGGS SAFEWAY STORES Distribution without waste Phone 72 E REE DELIVERY Second and Lyon fV hirlwind One hundred uenly-six“quality—always at a saving” ALBANY OREGON JUST CAREFUL Mr. McMahan, attorney: “Then you say that this man was drunk?” Witness: “I do not. 1 simply said that he sat in his car for three hours in front of an excavation, waiting for the light to turn green.” Attorney for auto accident victim: “Gentlemen of the jury, the driver of the car stated that he was going only four miles an hour. Think of the long agony of my poor unfortu- nate client, the victim, as the car drove over him.” Chandler: “Why don’t you put some fenders and a tail light on vour Ford ?” Donald Hayne: “Oh, I think it’s snobbish to put a lot of extras on a »» car. DON’T SPREAD THIS Reta Renninger: “Mother, is there anything you want from town this morning?” Mother: “No, Reta.” Reta: “But, mother, can’t I go down and get some of that Traffic Jam everyone is talking about?” ALBANY GUN STORE Outfitters of Athletes and Sportsmen Rawlings Baseball and Football Goods — Tennis Rackets and Basketball Goods — Gym Suits and Shoes — Guns, Ammunition and Fishing Tackle LLOYD J. HAUSER, Prop. 225 WEST FIRST STREET M. SENDERS GO. Incorporated Dealers in HAY, GRAIN, SEED, SALT, POULTRY SUPPLIES, LIME AND ROOFING ALBANY OREGON Harold Albro JEWELER OPTOMETRIST Have your eyes examined once a year ALBANY, OREGON CLEANING AND PRESSING at the White Front Cleaners C. A. BRUCKMAN Phone 198-J 210 Main One hundred twenty-seven Albany High SchoolLADDIN and his wonderful lamp are completely outclassed by this Queen—the modern housewife— and her button, by which she commands vast re- sources of electrical energy to do her royal bidding. Like the wave of a magic wand is this simple ges- ture that summons heat into the kitchen range, power into the washer and cleaner, light into the lamps, music into the radio; brings cooling breezes in summer, mellow warmth in winter, even constant cold for the refrigerator! Hut consider, if you please, the force beyond the electric switch which makes this possible. The greatest minds of science are constantly at work improving, perfecting, inventing new and better ways of “doing it electrically”. A whole army, working day and night over the country, man the central stations. Giant machinery generates power, keeps electricity surging through the wires that the Queen on her throne, the woman of the home, may have service at the touch of a button. It is interesting to note, too, that while the costs of food, shelter and clothing have nearly doubled during the past decade—electricity is actually lower than it was ten years ago! Mountain States Power Company W hirlwind One hundred twenty-eightWALTER EASTBURN SON The Store of Personal Service QUALITY GROCERIES PERSONAL DELIVERY EAST ALBANY GROCERY 211 MAIN STREET PHONE 64 Guide: “T'his, sir, is the Leaning Lower of Pisa.” American Tourist: “Pisa? Let me think. No, that doesn’t sound like the name of the contractor who built my garage, but it looks like his work.” IS THAT SO? Professor: “I say, your tubuler air container has lost its rotundity.” Motorist: “I don’t quite—” Professor: “The cylindrical appa- ratus which supports your vehicle is no longer inflated.” Motorist: “But—” Professor: “The elastic fibre sur- rounding the circular frame whose successive revolutions bear you on- ward in space has not retained its prestive roundness.” Small Boy: “Hey, mister, you got a flat tire.” Hazel Thompson (to speeding mo- torist who just splashed mud on her) : “Say, who do you think you are?” Motorist: “Oliver Twist. Why?” Hazel (irate): “Well, I’m Oliver Mud.” Tripp Murphy Realtors ALBANY’S LEADING REAL ESTATE DEALERS Brownsville Woolen Mills Store MEN’S AND YOUNG MEN’S CLOTHING First and Ellsworth Streets ALBANY OREGON C. J. BREIER CO. DEPA RTMENT ST()RES "It Always Pays to Bay at Breier’s” 116 West First St. Phone 231-R 122 N. BROADALBIN STREET PHONE 47 FISHER BROTHERS IMPLEMENT CO John Deere Implements “Holt” Combine Harvesters HEADQUARTERS FOR FENCING One hundred twenty-rune Albany High SchoolWe Operate a Glover Continuous Flow System 400 gallons per hour. Water white cleaning solvent. Cleans like the waters of a running brook. YOU ARE INVITED TO WATCH THIS MACHINE OPERATE If IV e Can’t Clean It— THROW IT AWAY ALBANY CREAMERY ASS’N Manufacturers of LINN BUTTER Buyers of Eggs ALBANY, OREGON IV hirlwind One hundred thirtySERVICE IS A REAL COMMODITY We Offer it to You in the Highest Grade HUB CLEANING WORKS PHONE 499-R HIS LAST LAUGH George Mittauer: “Ha, ha, we’re doing fifty now, and that crazy mo- torcycle cop is trying to race with us.” “You say you came from Detroit,” said Dr. Robnett to his fellow pas- senger. “That’s where they make automobiles, isn’t it?” • Cop: “Who was driving, when you hit that car?” Drunk (triumphantly): “None of us; we were all on the back seat.” “Sure,” replied the man from De- troit with some resentment. “We make other things in Detroit, too.” “Yes, I know,” retorted the doctor. “I’ve ridden in ’em.” PICTURES ART GOODS PICTURE FRAMING Fortmiller Furniture Co. Artistic Home Furnishers MASONIC TEMPLE Hall’s Floral Shop EVERYTHING IN FLOWERS Compliments of ALBANY HOTEL AND GIFTS Second and Lyon Streets PHONE 106 J ALBANY, OREGON 1 W. COPELAND YARDS Lumber — Shingles — Roofing Sash — Doors — Nails PIIONE 275 One hundred thirty-one Albany High SchoolWe Thank You Again With each succeeding issue of the Whirlwind we find more pleasure in helping to make this annual possible. Our hope for next year is that we may be of more service to the entire school. Your Photographer THE BALL STUDIO Albany State Bank Bldg. Phone 273 LANGWOOD RANGE For Wood Only Guaranteed to keep fire twice as long with half the wood used by other ranges Illustration shows extra large 28-inch oven. Heat carried entirely around the oven, assuring even baking. The larger part is 16 inches wide by 13 inches liigli, while the part under the firebox is 12 inches wide by 6 inches high. Your old rouge taken in exchange WHITE, GREY OR BLUE ENAMEL ENAMEL TRIM OR PLAIN Bartcher Furniture Company 415-412 WEST FIRST STREET Whirlwind One hundred thirly-t woWOODWORTH DRUG CO. When you think of MUSIC your thoughts just naturally turn to UKES ARE NEXT Trade with the ALBANY BARGAIN HOUSE WE’LL TREAT YOU RIGHT IN BUYING AND SELLING Second and Baker Sts. Phone 411-J H. J. JONES BOOKSELLER and STATIONER Subscriptions Received for All Magazines and Periodicals 333 West First Street ALBANY, OREGON Nelson Bros. Market FOR FRESH AND CURED MEATS “Well, Si, how did that chauffeur make out as a farm hand ?” “He was all right on milking cows, because he thought he was drainin’ the crank case, but we lost him when he crawled under a mule to find why it wouldn’t go.” Mr. Hudson: “See here, my man, who in the world told you to plant all that new shrubbery in my front yard ?” Gardener: “Why, your face, of course.” Mr. Hudson: “Mighty pretty, isn’t it?” Bob P.: “Delma doesn’t seem to make much of a success with her re- ducing.” Nellis Z.: “No, Delma is one of those poor losers.” Paul Ryan: “You know, I’m funny like that—always throw myself into anything I undertake.” M ae Chally: “How splendid! Why don’t you dig a well ?” PHONE 04 Drink BOTTLED CARBONATED BEVERAGES They are good for you SERVE BOTTLED CARBONATED DRINKS Alone or in delicious combinations AT HOME We have a recipe book for you ALBANY BOTTLING COMPANY SECOND AND THURSTON PHONE 27« One hundred thirty-three Albany High SchoolThe Best Positions USUALLY GO to the WELL DRESSED MAN DRESS WELL AND SUCCEED Pride of Your City ALBANY THE COMING INDUSTRIAL CENTER OF THE WILLAMETTE VALLEY The Whirlwind is doing a real service in presenting Albany’s indus- trial possibilities and accomplishments in this year’s edition. And not the least of Albany’s manufacturing plants is the ALBANY DEMOCRAT-HERALD Standing for growth, progress and all that is best in the city, The Democrat-Herald is daily threading thousands of miles of white paper through its press to carry impressions of Linn County’s greatness throughout the world. If you are a regular reader of the Democrat-IIerald you are keeping up on current events—locally through the work of 40 reporters and correspondents in Albany and Linn County; through 15,000 words daily over the United Press leased wires from all parts of the world, and an editorial comment interpreting the news events of the day. And Democrat-IIerald features are entertaining, instructive and in- teresting. THE ALBANY DEMOCRAT-HERALD VV. L. JACKSON and RALPH R. CRONISE, Publishers Whirlwind One hundred thirty-fourFISHER-BRADEN COMPANY Complete Home Furnishings VISIT OVR GIFT SHOP Picture Framing a Specialty “At Your Service” If you want to cut your notch, Away up at the top; If you want to bring the bacon And put it in your shop; If you want to get some feathers And decorate your nest, You just get a wiggle on and Hustle like the rest. Benjamin Franklin’s mother-in-law thought twice before giving consent to her daughter’s marriage with a printer. Her objection was that there were already two printing presses in the United States and she doubted whether another would thrive. Compliments of Calavan’s Drug Store 203 MAIN ST. ALBANY, OREGON YOUR PATRONAGE is solicited by the following BARBER SHOPS East Albany Barber Shop Stratton’s Globe It Pays to Lock IVell If you patronize the above shops you will look well SNYDER SON We have the ouija board caster and chamber gauges and will try and correct that front wheel trouble 404 EAST SECOND STREET Joe’s Shine Parlor HATS CLEANED AND 111.i H'KEl) Hamilton-Beach Carpet Washer With city reference Globe Theatre Bldg., 231 First St. Joe Cage Phone 158-J “Say 11 With Flowers” Flowers — always appropriate and always appreciated — especially by the graduate All seasonable flowers arranged in baskets or bouquets ALBANY FLORAL COMPANY 337 WEST FIRST STREET FLOWER PHONE 458-J One hundred thirty-five Albany High SchoolPerformance is ihe Supreme Test Millions of tire miles on Silvertowns have proved these facts regard- ing Goodrich construction. First, the hinge-center tread eliminates uneven, wasteful tread wear. Second, the rubberized cords of maximum strength and equal stretch reduce fabric breaks and bruises to a minimum. Third, the Goodrich Water Cure results in a uniform toughening of the rubber, which has set new mileage standards. Goodrich dealers everywhere are ready to equip you with Silvertowns. Make performance the supreme test. ALBANY AUTO WRECKING COMPANY GOODRICH SILVERTOWNS ■■ Bet in .hr Lon Run" MUSIC HATH CHARMS “I can’t stay long,” said the chair- man of the committee from the col- ored church. “I just came to see if yo’ wouldn’t join the mission band.” “Fo, de lan’ sake, honey,” replied the old mammy, “doan come to me. I can’t even play a mouf organ.” » • IMPERIAL CAFE OPEN ALL XITE 209 W. First PAT MURPHY, Prop. CATCHING FISH He had had bad luck fishing and on his way home he entered the butcher shop and said to the dealer: “Just stand over there and throw me five of the biggest of those trout.” “Throw ’em! What for?” asked the dealer in amazement. “So I can tell the family that I caught ’em. I may be a poor fisher- man, but I’m no liar.” » • OR THE MORGUE M iss Stanford: “What can be done with the by-products of gasoline?” Lee Rohrbough: “Usually • they are taken to the hospital.” Victor Olliver U. G. HAYNE FEED, FLOUR, GRAIN FOUNDATION BLOCKS 700 E. First Street Phone 49-R Here’s to a Bigger and Better High School VERN ENGSTROM Hill, Marks McMahan ATTORNEY AT LAW First National Bank Building ALBANY, OREGON ATTORNEYS AT LAW CITSICK BLDG. ALBANY, ORE. Whirlwind One hundred thirty-sixTHE CRAFTSMANSHIP of an established printing house is reflected in the books it produces 392 YAMHILL AT TENTH PORTLAND - OREGON Largest Printers of School Annuals in the Northwest POOR PUSSY Aunty: “What became of that kit- ten that you had?” Ruth Knotts (in surprise): “Why, Mrs. Snyder: “Sarah hasn’t been out a night for three weeks.” Nelle Wall: “What! Has Sarah turned over a new leaf?” don’t you know?” Aunty: “I haven’t heard a word. Was she poisoned ?” Ruth: “No’m.” Aunty: “Drowned?” Ruth: "No’m.” Aunty: “Stolen?” Ruth: “No’m.” Aunty: “Hurt in any way?” Ruth: “No’m. She growed into . t a cat. Mrs. Snyder: “No, a new car!” • • Carrie Rex: “How did you get the puncture?” Mary Paulus: “Nail.” Carrie: “That doesn’t look like a puncture.” Mary: “Yes, it is. Toe nail from my last pedestrian.” Hamburgers 10c Chili Con Carne 15c DUNHAMS THE CHILI WAGON Confectionery THE BEST PLACE to get the BEST EATS A HANDY SWEET SHOP Austin Silver, Proprietors Katty-korner from the Armory Second and Lyon Streets One hundred thirty-seven Albany High SchoolPAY NO MORE RENT Buy your home by easy installments— it will cost no more. Come in here and let us talk it over. Think of the de- lights of owning your own home—to have it always to do as you please with. Call in and see me J. A. HOWARD REAL ESTATE 325 West First Street Eastburn’s Grocery GOOD GOODS AT THE RIGHT PRICE 333 LYON STREET PHONE 58 There was a young man named Neil, Who went up in a big ferris wheel; But when half way around, Neil looked at the ground, And it cost him an eighty-cent meal! Father fell upon the ice Because he could not stand. Father saw the Stars and Stripes— We saw our Father Land. R. VEAL SON CHAIR MANUFACTURERS ALBANY OREGON P E R F U M E POWDER and PILLS FRED DAWSON’S REXALLSTORE ALBANY East Albany Garage GASOLINE : OILS ACCESSORIES LEE TIRES smile at miles Fast Third and Main Streets W. M. COOK E. R. CUMMINGS TRANSFER AND FUEL IVe Move Anything, Anywhere and Any Time Look for the blue trucks Phones: Res. 350, Office 105-J You Get the Girl BARRETT BROS. WE HAVE THE DIAMOND ALBANY, OREGON E. M. E'rench Son JEWELERS W hirlwind One hundred thirty-eightALBANY DOOR COMPANY ALBANY, OREGON E. L. STIFF FURNITURE CO. 422 West First Street ALBANY, OREGON COMPLETE HOUSE FURNISHERS UNIVERSAL AND COLONIAL RANGES HEATERS PHONE 127-R DESERVES A MEDAL He stood, with modest mien, talk- ing with an eager group of newspaper reporters. He waved his hand with a depreciating gesture. “It was nothing,” he was heard to remark. “Anyone else could have done as much.” Photographers pressed forward for close-ups. The crowds cheered. An elderly gentleman pinned a bit of ribbon on his lapel. On the fringe of the admiring throng a newcomer asked, “Who is this hero, another trans-Atlantic flyer?” “No,” replied a witness, “even a more brilliant figure—he’s just won an argument with a taxi driver.” DIFFICULT TO FOLLOW A foreign pianist was engaged to act as accompanist to an aspiring ama- teur singer. The singer had bound- ing ambitions, but her technique was faulty. This defect became manifest at the first rehearsal. After the poor woman had flatted and flatted until she had flatted prac- tically all her notes, the accompanist waved her to silence. “Madam,” he said mournfully, “it is no use. I gif up der chob. I blav der black keys, I blay der white keys —and always you sing in der cracks!” • A pretty maiden had fallen over- board, and her lover leaned over the side of the boat, as she rose to the surface, and said: “Give me your hand.” “Please ask father,” she gently murmured as she sank for the third time. Chandler Hall: “So it was you who broke the news to Mary con- cerning Earl’s death. Did you say something consoling?” Paulene Hecker: “Yes, I told her she could always remember that her poor boy had the right of way.” Lane Studtell: “I don’t know what to do with mv week-end any more.” M ary Gibbons: “Oh, put your hat on and cover it up.” Joe Powell: “Ouch! I just bumped my crazy bone.” •Carolyn Klapotz: “Just comb your hair over it and then it won’t show.” Laugh—for a long face shortens your list of friends. One hundred thirty-nine Albany High SchoolSCHOOL SUPPORTERS The Albany High School appreciates the support of the business houses that have advertised in this book. Because this book is an industrial number, and because the students desire to show their appreciation of services rendered, the Albany business men will find their space in this section very profitable. Page Albany Auto Wrecking Co........136 Albany Baking Co...............124 Albany Bargain House...........133 Albany Bottling Co.............133 Albany Creamery Ass’n..........130 Albany Democrat-Herald.........134 Albany Door Company............139 Albany Floral Company..........135 Albany Hotel...................131 Albany Planing Mill............118 Albany Printing Company........113 Albany State Bank..............122 Allison, J. H..................117 American Shine Parlor..........121 Albro, Harold..................127 Associated Barbers.............135 Albany Gun Store...............127 Ball Studio....................132 Barrett Bros...................138 Bartcher Furniture Co..........132 Bikman’s ......................114 Bilyeu, Dr. W. R...............123 Blain’s .......................134 Brill, J. C....................114 Brownsville Woolen Mills.......129 Breicr, C. J...................129 Budlong, C. 0..................118 Ballard’s Confectionery........120 Calavan’s Drug Store...........135 Cleek, Dr. C. C................123 Clifford Studio................122 Copeland Lumber Co.............131 Crowell, Dean P., M.D..........123 Cummings Transfer..............138 Curran’s Bakery................126 Chili Wagon....................137 College of Osteopathic Physicians and Surgeons...............124 Dawson’s Rexall Store..........138 Dimm Sons....................137 Duplex Garage..................126 Dunham’s Confectionery.........137 East Albany Garage.............138 Eastburn’s Grocery.............138 Page Eastburn, Walter Son.........129 Engstrom, Vern.................136 First National Bank............116 First Savings Bank.............116 Fisher-Braden Company..........135 Fisher Bros....................129 Flood’s .......................117 Fortmiller, Dr. Earl...........123 Fortmiller Furniture Co........131 Foshay Mason.................114 French, F. M. Son............138 Globe Theatre..................125 Haskins Talbert..............118 Hall’s Floral Shop.............131 Hamilton’s ....................115 Hayne, U. G....................136 Hicks-Chatten Engraving Co....140 Highway Repair Shop............118 Hill, Marks McMahan..........136 Holman Jackson...............114 Hood’s Grocery.................121 Howard, J. A...................138 Howells, Dr. A. P..............124 Hub Cleaning Works.............131 Hub Confectionery..............117 Hammond Lumber Company........118 Imperial Cafe..................136 Jones Book Store.............133 Jordan, Dr. G. L..............124 Joe’s Shine Parlor............135 Lee’s Drug Store.............113 Littler, Dr. C. V..............123 Magneto Electric Co............120 Maxwell Cabinet Works..........121 McDowell’s ....................113 Mountain States Power Co......128 Nebergall Meat Packing Co..... 121 Nelson Meat Market.............133 Nagel’s ......................113 Northwestern School of Com- merce.................... 120 Olliver, Victor................136 Oregon State College...........119 One hundred forty-one Albany High SchoolPenney, J. C. Ralston Electric Co.............117 Ralston Motor Co................117 Rawling’s Stationery Printing Company......................113 Red Crown Mill..................126 Robertson, Dr. W. L.............123 Robnett, Dr. J. H...............123 Rohrbough Son................11 + Star Sales Co...................115 Scott, Dr. Floyd................123 Senders, M. Co................127 Skaggs Safeway Stores...........126 Snyder Son....................135 Stiff Furniture Co..............139 Stetter, Mrs. M. G..............113 “Which is the quickest way to the General Hospital ?” said Platt, stand- ing in the middle of the street while motorists tried to avoid hitting him. “Stay right where you are,” shout- ed Kenneth Bloom. • » • Mr. Baughman: “Young man, when I started life I had to walk.” Hiram (getting ready to take the car to school): “Gee, Dad, you were lucky—I had to be carried.” Mary Allison: “Where did you go on your vacation, Bob?” Bob Burnett: “How should I know? I was driving the car!” “Hello, Hayseed,” said the faceti- ous youth. “How’s it for a lift to Centerville?” He jumped into the car without waiting for an answer. Twenty minutes passed. “Quite a distance to Centerville, isn’t it?” “Uh, huh.” Twenty minutes more. “Say, how far is it to Centerville?” “Fewr thousand miles if you go this way, ’bout tw'enty if you get off and wfalk back.” Page Stuart, J. L..................126 Santiam Chevrolet Co...... ...121 Smart Shop....................114 Tower Grove Service Station...120 Townsend’s Grocery............121 The Music Shop............... 118 Tripp Murphy................129 University of Oregon..........119 Veal, R. Son................138 Wallace, Dr. B. R.............123 Wardrobe Cleaners.............130 White Cash Grocery............113 Woodworth. Dr. M. M...........123 Woodworth Drug Co.............133 White Front Cleaners..........127 Mr. DcLoach had gone to buy a car and had listened to the voluble salesman for an hour. “Why,” exclaimed the salesman, “the car speaks for itself.” “Maybe it would,” returned Mr. DeLoach meekly, “if you would give it an opening.” Bruce Dowling w'ent home from school one day feeling very dow’n- hearted, because Miss Chase had called him a “scurvy elephant.” Mrs. Dowding, not quite liking these epithets, investigated and found that Bruce was a “disturbing ele- ment” in class. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw' parties. Bob B.: “Do you know w'hat the Mayflower Compact is?” Paul Ryan: “Come, come. I gave Mae one for Christmas.” Harold Montgomery: “Is this a second-hand store?” Jew: “Yes, sir.” Harold: “Well, I want one for my watch.” Page .127 IV hi r I wind One hundred forty-twoRuth Conn: “Bertha Roley told Barbara Eagles that I was a sneak and was always prying into other peo- ple’s affairs.” Mary Paulus: “How do you know ?” Ruth “I always listen over the telephone when those two gossips are talking together." • • THE HARD HEART Policeman (to pedestrian just struck by a hit-and-run driver) : “Did you get his number?” Victim: “No, but I’d recognize his laugh anywhere.” Inquisitive Lady: “And now, of- ficer, tell me what that strap under your chin is for." Officer: “That is just to rest my poor old jaw when it gets tired of answering silly questions.” Air. Morris: “In spite of your poor grades at school I am going to give you a present of a Ford coupe. However, I am still displeased with you.” Walter: “Will vou shake with me, father?” Mr. Morris: “No, I refuse to put my foot in the dratted thing.” Barbara Eagles (inexperienced in reading a clinical thermometer) was horrified when she found that her mother’s temperature was apparently one hundred and twenty. She hur- riedly dispatched a note by her broth- er to Dr. Wallace: “Please come at once. Mother’s temperature is 120.” Dr. Wallace did not come, but he sent this message: “You had better send for the fire engine. I can do no good.” Stiff: “I just thought of a good joke.” Neugart: “Aw, get your mind off yourself.” Mary Nan Rhodes: “My boy friend is aq angel.” Catherine Schoel: “Mine commit- ted suicide too.” » Joe Gilbert: “Do you regularly attend a place of worship?” Earl Stone: “Yes, I'm on my way to see her now.” • • Helen Palmer: “Can you tele- phone from a submarine?” Lucile Presti: “Of course. Any- body can tell a phone from a sub- marine.” Earl Nelson: “Will you marry mef Naomi Smith: “I might. What’s your name?” • • • FAMOUS SAYING “I don’t care how you bring ’em, just so you bring them young.”— Brigham Younge. PREPAREDNESS Charles Maring: “I’ll never take that Fisk girl out riding again!” Lyle Misner: “Why?” Charlie: “Oh, when I got out to a nice lonely spot on the road and said I was out of gas, she pulled out a flask and said, ‘Pour this in. I al- ways carry a supply on these rides.’ ” HIS LAST RIDE “An undertaker was run over by an auto and died.” “He didn’t make much out of that funeral, did he?” “No; in fact, he went into the hole.” “I never knew until 1 got a car,” said the bishop, “that profanity was so prevalent.” Abbot: “Do you hear much of it on the road ?” “Why,” replied the bishop, “nearly everyone I run into swears dread- fully.” One hundred forty three Albany High School J§ aAjfcnJ } £-zts dy ifa A finely ' c CmC-s V, i2J W' hirlvnnd y diU re o r ? f 'T' I?}" Qj up, i x £) X 5" 0 r -2-9 Ji-e- +-4 Ya f r" ■ Oy A i Yyi--- One hundred forty five Albany High SchoolMay, 1928. Mr. I NTERESTED READER, Albany, Oregon. Dear Sir: V ou have followed the activities and the progress of Albany High School through the year of 1928. You have seen Albany’s commerce and industry, and you have read of its growth and prosperity. We know that you have acquired a stronger loyalty, a deeper regard, and a more sincere appreciation of your Alma Mater by reading her history and accomplishments. May we all remember our dear old school and wish the best of luck and oppor- tunity to our Albany High. Yours in fellowship, The Annual Staff. One hundred forty-six W hirlnvind

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