Ajo High School - Treasure Chest Yearbook (Ajo, AZ)

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the beginning, when GOD created If the heavens and the earth he also fd created the first being. This being had the ability to see and record . moments in time: and so GOD namedqhim photographer. But, GOD forgot to give the photographer a brain. When GOD real- ized this he created a second being with a brain. and a mouth, so that he could help the photogra- pher. When the second being sawthe recorded images of the photographer he complained that none of his friends, or him were in them. When the photographer heard this he exclaimed, Oh Lord! You've created a staff member!!! two beings were constantly arguing I with one and other so, GOD decid- ed to create a third being to settle the first two down. GOD sat down at the planning table and began to create this 'new being. He have the new being powers over the others, power to settle fights and so on. GOD decided to name this being himself, he called this being: EDITOR: and the other two trembeled at this name. Everything worked out fine. but . . . It seems that when the others found out that the Editor would rarely argue over anything and when she did it was very quiet. Well the only logical thing happened. the fighting worsened. now decided to make an even more powerful being more mature and wiser in years and most importantly not afraid to voice his opinion. GOD also gave this being cer tain attributes that would allow him to survive the first three. These attributes were: a com manding posture, courage, senility. and of course complete and total idiocy. When GOD presented the new being to the others they stared with wonderment at the door to the work shop. Suddenly. something stirred in the door way, something that wore a conehead and Mick ey Mouse ears! As the others realized what was happening they sank to their knees in abject terror as they screamed, Oh No, an ADVISOR! the arguing was louder because ev eryone had developed a stubborness and wanted everything done their own way. Now this was getting to GOD: so he exclaimed OY VEY! l'VE HAD IT WITH THIS ARGUINGI YOU'VE GIVEN ME- EXCEDRIN HEADACHE if!! l'M GOING TO CREATE A BE ING THAT WILL KEEP YOU GUYS IN CHECK! GOD now created a being with that supreme powers the power to charge a fee for delays in production. a Representative. When GOD showed the Representative the other beings the Representative broke down crying and wailing Good Lord! lt's a Yearbook Staffll And now GOD stared in terror is . g Pztrhnnk 9,5-Piitff IHHH-H1 A time wore on GOD found that now

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