Air Force Technical Training Detachment - Echelon Yearbook (Haverford, PA)

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GATHERING UMICONI-1 once saitl, the truth is unas- sailablef' ln this prophet-y tht- trttth will be ztssailetl tnany tunt-s but wt- are striv- ing for entertainment rather than exactnt-ss. 'l'herefore, tlo not take all you rt-atl too st-rious- ly. After thorough analysis, tht- following rep- resents ottr findings withottt too much thought. As we gaze into tht- future ottr penetrating eyes discover the following: I,vt.ta SET'rt,ti is constructing bridges . . . with an erector set. PAUL SMl't'tt is nznnetl assistant to Harry Bridges as a new cry sweeps the country: De- port Bridges antl Smith. Gtaotttsti l Attttow with his makes you wanta cotnmit suicide music opens at tht- Congo Club in Greenwich Village. Gtaoktsts l31.At'KtstntN hits at homt--run with the bases Ioatletl to go aheatl of Charlie Keller in batting. At. Sctottrox opt-ns his fourth gam- bling casino on -l3rtl street in New York. 'l'oNY lJlPHII.I.lPU nominated for presitlent on tht- Republican ticket. His platform, No twelfth term for Roosevelt. Mott-r Lu-t-1xtAN's smash hit, 'l'hret- U'Cloek slump, still first on the Hit Parade after 27 wet-ks. NICK licKEttt.ts is appointed weather-forecaster for the St. l,otu',v Clollc'-Drnzocrar. DICK SCOTT is modeling Slumber-Sottntl mattresses in Johnstown, Pa. BILL CttAvtaN wins tht- Nobel Prize for Science with his amazing Theory of Negligibil- ity. lin fiAS'l'l-IN named most prominent citi- zen in Thiensville, YVisc. as he wins eorn-httsk- ing titlt-. Senator lJoNAt.n Loma stages fiery 32-hour filibuster in U. S. St-nate. 'liotxt Fallin- MAN sets aside a ftmtl to buy cigarettes for servicemen who have lost their tnoney in crap games. lin Gurus succeeds Dr. Oakley as ht-atl of Department of hlatht-matics at Haverfortl Uollt-ge. .-Xkettti-' hlouxsow given tht- hot-dog eon- cession at liatlio City blustc llztll. blfxtttq l.t'lstitt resigns as military attaelit- to llt-ru. Ctmttttas Gtmttmt l'ntLt,u-s' book Gt'lIt'l'ft'tIff5' CLOUDS .S1n't1l't1l.g rt-avht-s tlit- fifth t-tlittou. l,tu ls fil.llNI-K ratt-tl a lit-ttt-r xiolnust than Yvlintli hlenuhiu by tht- once great lasrlia lltilt-tx. Citftittata lXlljKl'llY submits plan to the prtst- tlent which Xktlllltl provitlt- for retlistriliutiou of the national income. ,lofi Nottt-.N wins :NHC bowling ehguupion- ship for st-eontl consecutive yt-ar. lfktu Sit- txuattr nametl t-hit-f fort-stt-r for Yellow stout- Na- tional l'ark. hltxt lfttttt-At.-tx makes his tlt-but with tht- lXlt-tropolitan l.ife lusuranee Co. .Xiu UNC!-IR propost-s plan whereby ttnit vectors wotlltl be ust-tl on signs along roatls instt-atl of the conventional arrow. Nottxru Kttfxxz named Secretary of State in new cabinet shake- up. Nluqta Lasts tlt-signs Still ll. l'. engine which burns only moth-balls. Master-Sergeant lit-LN littootts celebrates his 25th anniversary in the army. S'r.ftNt.t1v A. Settttistxtstitt appointed to tht- Supreme Court bench. Ro.At.tJ STRLITZ intt-rrupts movie career to star in Romeo :intl -lulit-t in stage tour. lJoN BooKA'1'z indicted for monopoly of lflori- tla fruit trade. -lonx Vtxtis intliett-tl for income tax evasion. Gtiotttsu Kxrzxt.-xxx lt-ads twpetli- tion into the heart of Swaziland. -llkl Motto- Ntiv ritles Scratch Sheet to victory in Ken- tucky Derby. Dow Ptrttorr signs contract to paint murals for nt-w historical museum in Nfghan- istan. XVtx'ruttoP 'l't'TTt.H denounet-tl by Yon- lt't'r,r Utizfltr for his soeialistic tt-ntlt-ncies. BILL QRTLLINS named to play leading rolt- in Frank Sinatra, the Klan. Dottg Kltfitt.-x't'tt voted the best tlressetl man in New York by I-'orrnm' tnagavine. lfitwtx Gttt'xtxt.t-tt gives flute concert in Carnegie Hall. hltittttv lilRl,lN t-let-tt-tl president of XYC'lil'. Rotarit Stu tnos nanit-tl Dean of Yvonten at Sweet Briar College. Cutt. Notttfx aseends Xlt. lfvt-rt-st on .i motor- cycle. Dos ll.xvt-'s aeelqiimt-tl new eowbot ht-ro of llollywootl. Klum: lhtow s shoots lfth m.ui

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K Q' During the hot days of summer we had the opportunity of swimming 5. ' in Haverford's Jool, which resembles an element of area dvdx. Une da , i 1 , , y -3 -4' each week one section chased the wide variety of marine life found in the . N,-eg pool. Functional swimming was the name given to this activity. The high- Wl V , light of the season was the functional swimming demonstration presented by rixtitii-K Sgt. Al Sloman and an all-star cast consisting of Farrow, Pierson, hlurphy, 7- V Renuck, lxatzmann, Friedman, lYlcGrath, Hessmann, VVarren, Epstein, Caplin, Darfler, VVhite, Santimauro, Deutsch, Rettig, and Lutz. , -3 'lhrou hout the whole urofram a keen sectional rivalrv ersisted be- ,, V g i s . P H -B.-vijyf . tween the ltast and Midwest. Although many assertions of physical prowess j.: were made, the only competitive clash between the two factions came with i f '1 fs! a softball game between two representative teams. 'lihe first contest resulted , in a 3-5 tie, and in a second game the East won 1-0. The East was repre- ': ..1.'ivf ,- ,B . . . - . . . . w7'5'ff e ' - sented by Sheldon, Schaefer, Santimauro, Blackburn, Seimert, Axon, Mad- den, Chapman, Ferguson, Pitkoff, and Pierson. The Midwest was repre- C, sented by the following: Friedman, Schultz, R. Smith, Christian, Flaws, f' 5 Strutz, Faynor, lf. Nelson, Gibbs, Lutz, and Darfler. Rx., LW- Last fall football once more claimed our attention. The close competi- r9i'-'-i3-- tion of the spring was duplicated, and the calibre of play did IlOt seem W , affected by the academic depletion of our ranks. Sections -1- and 7 once W K more shared the spotlight, with Section 7 proving itself a shade the better. At the time of this writing the basketball team has begun its second , 1'-E, I C, Q, season. 'lihe prospects for a highly successful court campaign are good. 5, -15 'li'kl,'f'lq VVhile Manager Fahnestock's boys are short on height, they are long on 'll fffiyk'-i+'il'Y','1'W fight and their play has been marked by good shooting and ball handling. 'lr f 'lihus far the team has registered impressive victories over Haverford School, ' if Friends Central School, Haverford Collefe and Swarthmore Colle e. Black- -, t , g burn, jones, Axon, and Ferguson have provided the scoring punch, while Gary has functioned effectively on the defense and as a cohesive force. v 4' R. Smith, P. Smith, Burnett, Siemert, Collins, Deutsch, Black, and McGrath round out the s uad. fy-x . 74' q eff- 5 Pl,5kf' J . ' 'A' 1, All in all, we have had a full sports calendar. In many ways it has been :m an essential part of our training program. It has helped to keep us up to w i-Armin' . . . . , ' Arm' hvsical standards, has yrovided the necessarv dailv breather from JS.. ,Mak 5 P - l t - hours of accelerated academic work, and, perhaps most important of all, has . contributed to that psychological state of mind associated with having fun. ' ' None of us will be verv much sur wrised if we remember some of the im or- , . i P Q ,,1,f'. tant games, close scores, and stand-out playing long after we've forgotten f b' -Eff, R -5 that -I' sing x dx : PHX - sin x cos xl + c. i 5 . ,I I ' I ' ' N',,'1'l l,..o il' 'h A.. , ff' PM -' 1 , , rm .: f 4 all 5' 4 f-3 -i -.. lv' 1 ---.N , ,- . we ef- ' -17.15 ' ' Sf 1 Qmiiix X nzF 1- Y x -?- j N

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for looking at his wife. Liss KLU'l'Z takes over editorship ol the newspaper Pall. CHIYI' ZANIEWSKI sets forth revolutionary rules lor liody development. Bun SIvII'rH clinches the Yardon trophy by his performance in the liam kfigllllllltl' open golf tournament. -IoHN CoR- Rlli elected president of Ainerican Steel lfoun- dry. Russ REINIICK acclaimed poet ol the peo- ple by the Rotary Club. Riax liARY completes eighth hitch in the Ariny and says the only thing wrong with army lite is that there is too much drilling aIId Illillllitylllg around between meals. Bois BRUMMER named caddy-master at lnverness Country ClIIb. lio HAZLIL named commandant of West Point. GLENN BURG- WALD reported safe in Russia after parachute jump from the Empire State building. RAY ULIXIER perfects his electronic potato-masher and jumps to the fore of American scientists. LEo SAYRI-Q petitions Congress to raise the al- coholic content of GI beer from 3.2 per cent to 75.2 per cent. Bois FOSTER wins the heavy- weight boxing championship in a slashing 3- round victory. BILL RUSSELL demands free- dom of speech for husbands. CARL FLAWS elected national commander of American Le- gion at annual convention in Libertyville, Ill. ART SINGER succeeds judge K. M. Landis as commissioner of baseball. IQRNIE HUBBARD completes design for a new B-IS-1 ten-engine bomber. VIACK LAWRENCE opens new riHe range on the Mall in Vklashington, D. C. DIRI-L slI:LLIiIXIA elected state's attorney for lX'lichigan. DR. l':RNliS'l' RUACH'S treatise, The Signifi- cance of the Fifth Derivative in the Metabo- lism and Catabolism of the Cells of the Brain, astounds the scientific world. PAUL 'l'HAU he- lieved to be in 'lianna 'liouva in new ellort to cement world relations. an lxlllili ,llUl.lQVliL'H elected to board of direc- tors of Dull 'liool VVorks. Qillkllll-I l3o'I I'oIvI ob- tains patent on revolutionary Inilk-bottle top. lxlllfl' RosENTHAL urges adoption of a resolu- tion which would provide a home for weather- beaten meteorologists. HAXNK DEUTscII runs flllll'-llllllllft' mile but fails to elude police. lgliRNlli RL'DNlL'K named to star in Nlihe Life of Superman. .lIIxI IJAVIS elected president of United hline Xvorkers Union iiI new effort to boost coal production. Ron lloIfIfIxIAN pro- poses plan to Cleveland City Council for tlIe erection of a statue of Dick 'liracy in the llllllll waslm-room ol the Statler Hotel. fJSL'AR BLARI-3 introduces new type of wheat to southern farmers. lX'lEliR1LL lVlUM- lX1l:R'I'lS attempt to cross the country on stilts ends at Cairo, Illinois. DR. ARTHUR BERGER reveals a new preventative for spinal meningi- tis. l3II.I. IDQURUNIU becomes chief stockholder in the Continental Corset, Sewerpipe, and Per- fume Co. Congress demands investigation of lJAYli lYlUSiiRAY1iqS cleaning and dyeing com- pany. .IIIYI DUNN takes over The Singing Lady's program. Bois LEADER wins Ohio State Chess Championship in thrilling four-day match. WAYNE FAHNESTOCK opens a glass-blow- ing school at Lititz, Pa. CHARLIE REID given honorary degree at impressive ceremonies at Montclair State 'lieachers College. YING,' .IUNIQS coaches Highland Park High to Illinois State Debating Championship. JACK CASTRO- Novo named special envoy to Vatican City. Boisisiis lgUlX'lBliRllIiR wins North American Ski Championship as spectators sing . . . Bom- berger never fails. FRANK LEANZA and his flea circus start international tour. DoMINIC PANoIzoRN reels in record muskie near Menomi- nee, Mich. ,IAcK lNlIl,l,ER reveals his month-old marriage to Shirley Temple. HARRX' VVooD starts chicken farm in Chi- cago's loop. RALPH McKEE assumes owner- ship of Pittsburgh Pirates. GUIDO LARI stars in new Broadway show. Best Arm Upward. Bill Stern calls DANNY Asi-Is the fastest hu- man. CLIFF BRYANT voted San Quentin's Inost industrious alIIInnus. BILL LEACH suc- ceeds Will Hays as moving-picture censor. Better times predicted. RAY BURRUS perfects plan for production of synthetic silk from dis- carded hottle-caps. Tom AXUN investigates decreasing birth-rate in eastern Nigeria. LOUIS glAlflfli opens Army-Navy store. LEo Pos'rREI,'s new quiz show Rake It or Leave lt receives NY2ll'lTl reception. EARL SIIERNVUUD starts plan to cut a picture of the Smith liros. on the Burlington lfscarpment. RAY ScIIRAIxIIyI offered a position with the Galesville Symphony Orchestra. Bois ARON- soN named New York's IHUSI personable taxi- rider by the .Yr-rc' Yorker. 'IIIXI GREENE be- comes new star of horror pictures. hloHNNY