Adrian High School - Antelope Yearbook (Adrian, OR)

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-'1 'I' l .nk-'I ATS' .':,' s -'- lim --1.5 'i .1 's A HUMOR Johnny to Wayne Piercy, What would you say if your girl always jump-ed into the nearest man's arms 'when frightened? Wayne- Boo! To miss a kiss is more amiss Than it would be to kiss a miss, Provided that the kiss you miss The miss herself would never miss. Mrs. Watts- Give me a sentence using income. Gregory Thiel- I opened the door and in come the cat. Mrs. 'Hamilton- Is the clock running, Billy? Billy H..- No, Mag it's just standin' still and waggin' its tail. Now comes the story of the absent-minded pro- fessor who rolled under the dresser and waited for his collar button to find him. Mr. Piercy-ito Wayne, coming home in a be- clraggled condition! Great Scott! How you look! Wayne P.-e Yes, Pa. I fell in a mud hole. Mr. Piercy-'tWhz1t! and with your new pants on? Wayne P.+ Yes. I didn't have time to take them off. I am afraid it wfin't fit, Kathryn said. as she tried on the ring. That's funny. Eldon musedg I never had any iroulgle with it before. Mr. de Lespinasse-I'm a fellow who believes in long engagements. Glen 0slxornfOh, a gracious lover, eh? Mr. de Iievpinasse-No, an orchestra leader. M. Xvinters--Did you ever take chloroform? L. Larkin-No, who teaches it? AUTQGRAPHS

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UTOGRAPHS HWMOR Mrs. Watts-Why were you late to class? Pat Patterson-Because the bell rang before I got there. Oliver Freel-Last year the doctor told me that if I didn't stop smoking at once I would be feeble- minded, Miss Molstrom-Why dldn't you stop? Sam Pullen-Do you remember that night I kissed you and said I would love you always? Betty Eachus-Yes, dear. Sam--I was afraid you would. Dorothy Hamilton-All men are tools. Jim Miller.-Yes, dear. We were made fools so you girls wouldn't all be old maids, Bill Nelson-There is a lot of electricity In my hair. Mr. Patchk-There should be, its connected to a dry cell. Ability is a poor man's wealth: luck, s lazy m.an's excuse! Can you define matrlmony? Yes! You go to adore, you rinf: s belle, and you give your name to u maid----and then you're taken in! Magician-lto youngster he has called upon the stsgel Now, lny boy, you've never seen me before, have you? Boy- No, Daddy. Grandmother Eachus- Keith, I wonldn't slide down those stairs! Keiths- Wouidn't.! Gosh, you couldn't! l Voice on phone- John Smith is sick and can't attend classes today. He requested me to notifv you. Dr. Wilhelm- All right. Who is this speakin Voice- This is my roommate. , Fil W 'Qmllll 4 i I f wks ' 1,11 ,Nails is fit if-' '-up ' ' T 'f:3.i .V -- E.. NW, , ippl . , X9 'll-fleafx ff , ' Q W 5

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