Adel High School - Scarlet and Black Yearbook (Adel, IA)

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These sayings are jokes, of course you know, Written only for fun: There are many of them that may not be so: We cannot please everyone. So read them all, and laugh at them, too, While you are looking them o'er, But if you find one written on you. Be careful and Don't Get ' ' Sore. It may seem unfair, by no means just, But others may not think so: So swallow your close. don't think it a thrust, And don't let the others know. We hope you will like every joke that is here, Perhaps you might even want more. But if you find one that makes you feel queer, Be careful and Don't Get Sore. h PM?ry Fox fwhile teaching eighth gradel: uliggers, kids, here comes t e ro . Lowell S.: May I have that forty-four cents? Mr. Lindeman: I won't have it until day after tomorrow. I haven't the change. Mrs. Joy, in Med. History class. making use of abbreviations: Can anyone here give the date of the period known as the 'Baby. Cap.'? Miss Axten: Harry, you may describe Jerry as Dickens makes us see him. Harry: Search me, I can't do it. Art Editor to Forrest: Have you any baby picture of yourself? Forrest: No, but I'll get some taken pretty soon. Merle Chance in Eng. X.: The shoe factory burned down and five thousand soles Csoulsj were lost. Edith Steele must learn to notice Miss Axten's gaze before passing a note. We wonder why Miss Axten refers to the author of The Tale of Two Cities as a little bit of Dickens. Miss Ady, in German I.: Opal where does your nie fkneel come? What makes Manley so fond of cats? A Freshman translating I-laec in Gallis est importanus made it: Hike into Gaul, it's important.

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Miss Ady to Merritt Young in German I.: You're too soft, lVlerritt.'-' llnoud laughter from class.J Miss Ady fblushingj : Well, you are, your voice is so low. The Seniors gain wisdom. Golden M. tells us that Silas Marner wrote Adam Bedef' Harry B. fafter a new division had been made in the German classjz ls this our class or the other? Miss Axten, in Eng. XI.: By scansion you may tell where the end of the line begins. Mary, as she climbed out of the buggy: Thank you, Edith, for the ride. Edith S.: Much obliged. Miss Thomson fAlg. XIJ: By our method of limitation we change our determination and get our simple equation. Miss Axten: Look at the note on page 437 in your appendix. Miss Newcomb: Manley, please keep your seatg David, also your head. The favorite expressions of some of our dear teachers are: .i ow ' Y! li ' Ol ask yourself the question: Now, frmstanceg and--. Mr. Fowler: Merritt, what are you worth? Miss Axten, after hearing Ruth Celley's description of a beautiful moonlight night: Did you see that all by yourself, Ruth? fSudden burst of laughterj Miss A.: Well, I meant, did you think that out yourself? Miss Ady, after someone had laughed at her for nearly falling off her seat: It takes very little to entertain some folks. Mr. Lindeman, speaking to Freshies: Now, don't waste your time by looking at the pictures in your Algebras. Miss Axten: Give a part of the vow that Arthur's knights took. Dwight: Love one maiden only, cleave to her. Button, Button, who's got the Button? ulvyl has. Professor Lindeman, in Physics recitation: What is hydrostatic paradox? Ruth Chamberlain, whispering to neighbor: Say, is that something like an artesian well? Miss Ady: U Thomas, did you throw that chalk? Tom: I don't remember, but I don't believe I did. Soph: Did you know Julius Caesar had an Irish girl? Junior: No, where did you hear that? Soph: lt says in my Caesar pony-'Caesar came to the Rhine and proposed to bridge it.'