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Page 80 text:
Two men were waiting for a train.
One said-I will ask you a question,
and if I canineot answer by owngques-
tions, I will buy the tickets. Then you
ask a qu-estion and if-you cannot an-
swer your own- question, you buy the
The first man said-You see those
rabbit holes? How do they 'dig thfose
holes without. leaving any dirt arouinfd
Second Man-I don't know. That's
your own qu-estion. Answer it yourself.
First Man-They b-egin 'to dig from
Second Man-But how do they get
to the bottom to begin?
First Man-That's your own ques-
tion. You'll have to answer it yourself.
The second man bought the tickets.
Merrill D'eFay had pickled Margaret
Erk for his first Sunday night buggy
ride, when they entered a town named
Addison. They were stopped by the
heavy traffic of said town. A little far-
ther down th-e street from where they
were-'Stanley Shoemaker was runnin-g
a pop corn stand.
Said Mark to the gallant Merrill-
Doesn't that pop corn smell good?
Merrill-Yes, maybe I can drive a
little farther where we can smell it
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Mr. Hi'lton's report to the board
about the welfare of his chemistry
class took this example to impress on
them how crowded it was-Why last
Tuesday, Stewart Bailey dug n-early
all the skin off his knee, only to dis-
cover that it was Este-ll Ric'hmoncl's
knee that was itching.
Country Guy-What is the differ-
ence between a pump-'handle and a
City Guy-I don't know.
Country Guy-You would be a fin-e
fellow to send' after a pail of water.
Mr. Marshall Cvery angryj-Not one
in this room will be given liberty this
Hubert V.-Give me liberty or give
Mr. M.-Who said that?
H. Van Camp-Patrick Henry.
M. Gortner-Stianleyls awfully poet-
ical. When I accepted him, he said
he felt like an immigrant entering a
L. Lewis-Well, so he was.
Mildred-An immigrant. W'by?
Lorene-Wasn't he just landed?
1924 CLeap Yearj
Miss Saunders Cafter a day of dis-
tortionj-I think we teachers ought to
Mr. Hilton-Oh, how su'd'd-en!
in is is It 4
Mr. Marshall-Whats the matter,
"Re-d"? What's eating you?
R. Mathias-Estell lost his hat.
Mr. M.-That's too bad, but why are
you acting so sober.
"Red"-I was wearing it when 'he lost
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' Nothing Doing
A school-teacher had found her class
of boys reluctant in their writing of
English compositions. At last she con-
ceived a great idea to stimulate their
interest-to write an account of a ball
It seemed thlat she was successful.
With one exception, the boys threw
themselves at the task and evolved
youthful masterpieces. The backward
one chewed reluctantly at his pen and
was th-ein struck by a burst of genius.
When the teacher opened his paper, it
reafd: "Rain-no game."
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City Guy-Tell me, how's the milk
Country Lass-You poor mutt, the
milk isn't made. The cow gives i't.
49270 Qfgven 1?-ey!!
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Mr. Hilton-Miss Gortne'r,what was
on-e of the most famous -episodes given
in- America during the Revolutionary
M. Gortner-The Gettysburg add-
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Miss Saunders-George M-ercer,
what was the range of Poe's poetry?
G. M-eree-r-It had a long range.
Mr. Hilton-C-ole, how is electricity
Mr. H.-Correct. How is it mea-
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The young lady palmist of the
church bazaar said to on-e of her girl
clients-I see by your hand you are
'going to be married.
Wonderful, said the girl.
You are engaged' to a man- by the
name of Wilkins, continued the ama-
How amazing, gasped the girl. Sure-
ly the line-s on my hand cannot reveal
Lines, sniffed the palmist. Who said
anything about lines? You are wear-
ing 'the ring I returned to Mr. Wilkins
three weeks ago.
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Louis G. Cwhose favorite place of
hiding from his mother was under the
Mother Cafter Louisj -Well, I'Il
wait 'til your father comes hom-e, then
he'll get you.
Louis later iln -day with father after
himb-Well, wha't's the matter, pop?
Ma after you too.
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K. Boley Cboxingj -I wish you
wouldn t hit me on the head so often.
S. Bail-ey-VVell the instruction book
says you should hit your opponent on
the weakest spot.
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Stanley S.-Pardon me, professor,
but last night your daughter accepted
my proposal of marriage. I have called
to see if there is any insanity in your
Mr. Marshall-There must be.
' x 1 4 is It
Miss Raymond-John, will you give
me an example of a declarative sen-
John Flint-Git for hom-e, Bruno.
at is 4 is 4
Ike Jackson flocking for book in li-
brary!-Where is the "Earthly Para-
Bob Harper-Well, it isn't around
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Mlovher-Did my little pet learn any-
thing in school today?
L. Goodwin-I taught two kids bet-
ter'n -to call me "Mamm'a's little pet."
in is -u x wk
Traveling Salesman-Miss, may I
have a spoon?
Waitress Mark E.-Not with me,
I'm busy. :G
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H. Maloney-Can you write your
namfe with your eyes shut, dad?
Harold-Well, shut your eyes and
sign my report card.
4 is 4 4 in
Father-When Mr. Griswold brings
you home next time, you must bid him
good' night at once.
I.. Lewis-Why, dad? I am sure we
are always very quiet.
Father-Yes, but it is -the silence
that is oppressive.
-r -of -s is -of
Mr. Marshall-Late again?
Ed Cole-Not a word, Prof, so am I.
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M. DeFay-How long could a per-
son live without any brains.
Mr. Hilton-I d1on't know. How old
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Dorris E.-How does it happen' you
wlways keep your word?
M. Scott-Because no one will take
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Shortie Gortner-I changed photog-
raphers last week.
Shortie-The last one wrote on the
back of 'each negative: The original of
this is carefully preserved.
Ma-How many subjects are you
carrying my little man?
Brainless-I'm carrying one, drag-
ging two and dropped the other.
Ma--I alwvays knew you would he a
1 a- 4 is is
' Breaking the News
A man woke up one morning to tind
that his wife had died during the night.
He ran horror stricken to the top of
the stairs and shouted: Mlary-! Mary!
Cook only one egg for breakfast this
Hubert Van Camp--Ab sol ut el y
shockin'gg I've never playeld such rot-
ten golf befor-e.
H. Maloney-You've played' hefore
Katherine Baker-I can look longer
at you than you can at me.
Grant Bauman-Of course, your face
is funnier thlan mine.
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At the Show
Sammy Decker-My, but you are
Wayne Groom-Look tthe other way.
The sh-ow is up there.
A Special Invitation
Ruth Haight-If you can-'t find a
chair, set on your thumb.
John Flint-No, thank you, I don't
want to si-t on a nail.
is in in -of -of
If one of these jokes hits you, don't
get mad but grin and bear it. Your
chance to return it will come later.
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