Addison High School - Panther Yearbook (Addison, MI)

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John-How do the cliff-dwellers keep warm? Ed-They sit by the mountain range! 4 a- a- -0- 4 Mrs. Smith Cin bookkeepingj - George, how can large business con- cerns find out about a man's credit? George-By experience. n- w- -0- 4- -s- John-Have you taken good care of your cold? Leonard-You be't I have, I've had it for six weeks and its just as good as new. 4- ll n- 1- 4- Nobody Wins Marriage is a great game, isn't it? Yes, but it alwiays results in a tie! 4- -u li 4- :- Mrs. Smith Cin geometryl-Now, I've put this therom on the board and if you will all look carefully, I'll go through it. n- in- -4- -1- -s- Mary-Minnie, I know why you go so much. Minnie-Why? Mary-You have a Ford, le- is -4- n- :- Farmer-Well, son, wlhat are you do- ing up tha-t tree. Freshman-Just got a letter from th-e sophomores tellin-g me to haze my- self. -0- n- -4- 4- -o- Miss Raymond-Harriet, whose son was Ki-ng Charles II? H'arri'et-The son of his father. -1- s- io- ik lk Scott ftemporarily in charge of Field Crops classj-Babcock, what is the meaning of the word transpiration? Curly Csomewha-t confusedj -Ar-e you sure you d-on t mean irrigation? a- w- fo- 4- -4- Dear t-efacher, wrote Jolhnny'-s moth- er, kindly .excuse John's absence from school ye-ssterday afternoon as h-e fell in the mud. By doing the sam-e you will greatly oblige his mother. Teacher-Robert, why should we k'e-ep our house clean an'd' spotless? Robert I-Because company may walk in any minute. a- n- is 4 :- Gerald-Did your watch stop? All-en Wheeler-Yes, when it hit -tlhe floor. n- n- is- 4- -s- The Verbalist You see a beautiful girl walking down th-e -street. She is, of course, feminine. If she is singular, you be- come nominative. You walk across to h-er, changing the verbal and th-en be- come dative. If she is not objective, you become plural. You walk home together. Her m-other is accusative and becomes imperative. Her brother is an indefinite article. You walk in and sit down. You talk of tlhe future and sh-e changes the subject. You kiss her and she becomes -objective. Her father becomes- present an'd you be- come a past participle. is-un-as Little Willie Oat schooll-Teacher, if my dad sh-ould -die and my mother married again, would her husband be my step-father? Teacher--Of course, why my lit-tl-e lad? Willie-Then would I be 'his step- ladder? -s-io-4--o--u Mrs. Smith Cin Grammar Review classl-What are 'the principal plarts of the verb fly? Ed. Cole-Fly, skeeter, bedbug. 4--r-A--a--r Lyle Van Etten--This picture of me looks like an ape. E. Richmond -You -should have thought of that before you had it taken. io- n- Ill n- in Mr. Hilt-on-My girl has deceived me for a long time but I have found her out at last. Miss Saunders-You called when she wasn't there. 3 Qty ' O5lPl7PII 9-JI 1'

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2 -, -gl Senior-I would give S5 for just one kiss from a nice little girl like you. Innocent Freshman-Oh, how terri- ble. S-enior--Did I offend you. Innocent Freshman-No, just think of the fortune I gave away last night. illllklki Teacher-fto stud-entsj You know fools can ask questions' that a wise main cant answer. Student-Cin back of roomj Is that why I Hunked in this subject last se- mest-er. in in 4- -of in Teacher-So you 'don't know which letter comes after H, Student-No'm. Teacher-What have I on each side of my nose. A Studlent-Looks like powder from here, mfa'am. if 1 is 1 it V. Wright-When I go to heaven, I'm going to ask Shakespeare if 'he really wrote all those plays. M. Binns-What if he isn't -there? V. Wright-Then you ask him. in is in is 4- Teacher-I have on my desk several of Tennyson's lives. Pupil-How many did he have? iiilllll Miss Raymond--Give me an exam- ple of a slang phrase. Leona Sackett-Gio chase yourself. llllklllllli R. Mathias-I hear you are going to join the army. Mark Erk-How's that. R. Mathias--You are not afraid of powder. in -of in 4 in Mr. Marshall-Cole, that's the third tim-e thait I have caught you looking on Soot-t's paper. Ed--I know it, he doesn't write very plain. Q10 even 19-fgfe Freshman-Cbrilliantlyj I've got an idea. Mr. Hilton-Well, treat it decent because it's in a strange place. iii!! Mark Erk-Chewing gum and has her feet in the aisle. Mrs. Smith-NVould you please take thee gum out of your mouth and put your feet in. in 4 -of is m Father-What is the meaning of 60 on your grade card. Mildred V-I guess it's the tempera- ture of the room. ilk!!! Husband to wife-Have you se-en my belt 'around the house. Wife Csarcasiticallyl-Why did you put your belt around the house? in x in 4 in Physical Geography Class--Naming different animals. Vera WL-Isn't ther-e an animal known as a cantelope? iii!! ' Mrs. Smith - C h a v i n g vaccinated armj Samuel Hoffman, if you touch my arm, I'll kill you. Sammy-If you do, I'll never speak to you again. x 4 -of in 4 Moth-er-Did you manage to find that basket of eggs that was on the pantry floor? Son-Oh yes, moth-cr, yes indee-d, I stepped on 'cml 1 4: -u x in Grant B-I wonder why it is a girl cant catch a ball like a man. Minnie S-Oh. a man is so much bigger and easier to catch. 4 iu in in Ill Dick H--For once in my life I was glad to be down and out. Stanley-And when was that? Dick-After my First trip in an aero- plane.

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-. . ' 1.1, 0 . . . .. . v.1t,,,t4., 1, ,- I v- 1' if ,. A -png Mr. Hilton-Miss Gortne'r,what was on-e of the most famous -episodes given in- America during the Revolutionary War? M. Gortner-The Gettysburg add- ress. 4- in 4 4 4 Miss Saunders-George M-ercer, what was the range of Poe's poetry? G. M-eree-r-It had a long range. iiffi Mr. Hilton-C-ole, how is electricity conducted? H. Col'e-Why,-er- Mr. H.-Correct. How is it mea- sured? Cole-Wh'at's-What's- Mr. H.-Fine! 4 lk 4 in at The young lady palmist of the church bazaar said to on-e of her girl clients-I see by your hand you are 'going to be married. Wonderful, said the girl. You are engaged' to a man- by the name of Wilkins, continued the ama- teur seer. How amazing, gasped the girl. Sure- ly the line-s on my hand cannot reveal the name. Lines, sniffed the palmist. Who said anything about lines? You are wear- ing 'the ring I returned to Mr. Wilkins three weeks ago. n- fu 4 x 1 Louis G. Cwhose favorite place of hiding from his mother was under the front porchj. Mother Cafter Louisj -Well, I'Il wait 'til your father comes hom-e, then he'll get you. Louis later iln -day with father after himb-Well, wha't's the matter, pop? Ma after you too. in lk 1 is 4 K. Boley Cboxingj -I wish you wouldn t hit me on the head so often. S. Bail-ey-VVell the instruction book says you should hit your opponent on the weakest spot. Q5 aye! evengz-.seven Stanley S.-Pardon me, professor, but last night your daughter accepted my proposal of marriage. I have called to see if there is any insanity in your family. Mr. Marshall-There must be. ' x 1 4 is It Miss Raymond-John, will you give me an example of a declarative sen- ten-ce? John Flint-Git for hom-e, Bruno. at is 4 is 4 Ike Jackson flocking for book in li- brary!-Where is the Earthly Para- dise ? Bob Harper-Well, it isn't around h-ere. 4 x 4 n in Mlovher-Did my little pet learn any- thing in school today? L. Goodwin-I taught two kids bet- ter'n -to call me Mamm'a's little pet. in is -u x wk Traveling Salesman-Miss, may I have a spoon? Waitress Mark E.-Not with me, I'm busy. :G if 1 1 -of is H. Maloney-Can you write your namfe with your eyes shut, dad? Fath-er-Yes, Hlar-old. Harold-Well, shut your eyes and sign my report card. 4 is 4 4 in Father-When Mr. Griswold brings you home next time, you must bid him good' night at once. I.. Lewis-Why, dad? I am sure we are always very quiet. Father-Yes, but it is -the silence that is oppressive. -r -of -s is -of Mr. Marshall-Late again? Ed Cole-Not a word, Prof, so am I. in 4 1 1 1 M. DeFay-How long could a per- son live without any brains. Mr. Hilton-I d1on't know. How old are you?