Addison High School - Panther Yearbook (Addison, MI)

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The world is old, it likes to laugh, New jokes ar-e hard to Find: A whole new editorial 'staff Can't tickle all mankind. So, if you me-et som-e. ancient joke Decked out in modern guise, d-on't frown And call the thing a poke: just laugh-don't be too wise. It 4- lk 4- 4- A Bad Example for Trains Mrs. Smith-A train leaves at the rate of forty mil-es an hour. It is fol- lowed thirty minutes later by a train traveling eighty mil-es an hour. At what point will th-e second train run into the first? Bright Pupil-At the hind end of the rear car. il il 4- 4- 4 Father-I saw a man with two heads on his shoulders last night. Daughter-In a museum, I suppose. Father-No, in this house and one head was yours. - 4-444-4- The Hero ' Mike-Pat, what did you do toward gaining the victory? Pat--Oh, I walked up to one of the enfmy and cut off his feet. Mike-Why didn't you cut off his head? Pat-Why that was off already. ll It 4- 4- if Teacher-You have th.e north in front of you, the east to your right, the we-st to your left. What have you behind you? Small B-oy-A patch on my pants. 4 Ik 4- 4 s Silently one by one, in the infinite -notebooks of the teachers, Blossom the neat little zeros the for-get-me-nots of the Seniors. 4- 4- 4- 4- 41 She Knew Barbara Lewis-My fath-er is an edi- tor. What does y-our father do? Ruth Haight-What ever mama tells him. Lawless Proceeding ' Mr. Hilton-Now, children, it is the law of gravity that keeps us on the earth. Stuart Bailey-How did we stick on befor-e the law wa-s passed? lk if It 4- if Lives of merchants all remind us They should advertise in here, Or, departing, leave behind them Not a stude-nt's briny tear. It 4 It 4 4- L. Brown-Can anyone be .blamed for something he has not done? Mrs. Smith-No, why? L. Brown-Well, I haven't done my geometry. 4- 4- 4- It It Lawless Proceeding Mr. Hilton, giving the class a lec- ture on gravity. Now, he said, It is the law of gravity that keeps us on earth. Harold Maloney-How did we stick on before the law was passed. i Hi li lk K Scotty-I don't know what I will do over the weekfweakl-end. Merrill-Put your hat over it. 4- lk 4 4- if An old negro was charged for steal- ing a chicken, but the evidence against him was not very clear. You are acquit-ted, said the judge. The old darky looked bewildered. You are acquitted, repeated the judge in a kinfdly tone. Does that mean I hah to gib de chicke back? 4- It 4- lr 4- Fresfh-Are the London fogs so bad? Senior-Pretty thick. Fresh-How do the vehicles get about? S-enior--The first one through leave-s a tunn-el. iiifi Fresh-I'm a victim of football. Senior-I di-dn't know you played. Fresh-I don't, I sprained my larnyx yelling. S..,f '- , ' ..,- -.- -l-I cgljei ORDER QW ur

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2 -, -gl Senior-I would give S5 for just one kiss from a nice little girl like you. Innocent Freshman-Oh, how terri- ble. S-enior--Did I offend you. Innocent Freshman-No, just think of the fortune I gave away last night. illllklki Teacher-fto stud-entsj You know fools can ask questions' that a wise main cant answer. Student-Cin back of roomj Is that why I Hunked in this subject last se- mest-er. in in 4- -of in Teacher-So you 'don't know which letter comes after H, Student-No'm. Teacher-What have I on each side of my nose. A Studlent-Looks like powder from here, mfa'am. if 1 is 1 it V. Wright-When I go to heaven, I'm going to ask Shakespeare if 'he really wrote all those plays. M. Binns-What if he isn't -there? V. Wright-Then you ask him. in is in is 4- Teacher-I have on my desk several of Tennyson's lives. Pupil-How many did he have? iiilllll Miss Raymond--Give me an exam- ple of a slang phrase. Leona Sackett-Gio chase yourself. llllklllllli R. Mathias-I hear you are going to join the army. Mark Erk-How's that. R. Mathias--You are not afraid of powder. in -of in 4 in Mr. Marshall-Cole, that's the third tim-e thait I have caught you looking on Soot-t's paper. Ed--I know it, he doesn't write very plain. Q10 even 19-fgfe Freshman-Cbrilliantlyj I've got an idea. Mr. Hilton-Well, treat it decent because it's in a strange place. iii!! Mark Erk-Chewing gum and has her feet in the aisle. Mrs. Smith-NVould you please take thee gum out of your mouth and put your feet in. in 4 -of is m Father-What is the meaning of 60 on your grade card. Mildred V-I guess it's the tempera- ture of the room. ilk!!! Husband to wife-Have you se-en my belt 'around the house. Wife Csarcasiticallyl-Why did you put your belt around the house? in x in 4 in Physical Geography Class--Naming different animals. Vera WL-Isn't ther-e an animal known as a cantelope? iii!! ' Mrs. Smith - C h a v i n g vaccinated armj Samuel Hoffman, if you touch my arm, I'll kill you. Sammy-If you do, I'll never speak to you again. x 4 -of in 4 Moth-er-Did you manage to find that basket of eggs that was on the pantry floor? Son-Oh yes, moth-cr, yes indee-d, I stepped on 'cml 1 4: -u x in Grant B-I wonder why it is a girl cant catch a ball like a man. Minnie S-Oh. a man is so much bigger and easier to catch. 4 iu in in Ill Dick H--For once in my life I was glad to be down and out. Stanley-And when was that? Dick-After my First trip in an aero- plane.