Addison High School - Panther Yearbook (Addison, MI)

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HIGH SCHOOL YELLS STRAWBERRY shortcake, huckleberry pie, V-I- C-T-O-R-Y. Are we in it? Well I guess. Add- ison High School. Y-es! Yes! Yes! l '33 WE seldom yell, we seldom yell, but when we yell we yell like-Ye Hae Team, Ye Hae Team. t '23 RICKETY, Rackety, Russ. We're not allowed to cussg but nevertheless we'll have to confess there's nothing the matter with A. H. S. 'ii' YAE, Team! Ya-e, Team! Yae, Team! Fight 'eml Fight 'eml Fight 'eml '33 RUB-A-DUB-DUB. Rub-a-dub-dub. We've got Opponetts in a tub. Wishy, washy, where's the soap. We've got opponent's nanny goat. '33 I-IIT 'em high! Hit 'em low! Come on Addison, Let's go! '23 TEAR, Tear, Tear e'm up. Chew, Chew, Chew T em up. Tear 'em up. Chew 'em up. Any way to beat 'em up. Rah! -as SX I E got your nanny. We got your: goat. Sit down, opponents, you're rocking the boat. cggljd Cfven 19-fwo

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The world is old, it likes to laugh, New jokes ar-e hard to Find: A whole new editorial 'staff Can't tickle all mankind. So, if you me-et som-e. ancient joke Decked out in modern guise, d-on't frown And call the thing a poke: just laugh-don't be too wise. It 4- lk 4- 4- A Bad Example for Trains Mrs. Smith-A train leaves at the rate of forty mil-es an hour. It is fol- lowed thirty minutes later by a train traveling eighty mil-es an hour. At what point will th-e second train run into the first? Bright Pupil-At the hind end of the rear car. il il 4- 4- 4 Father-I saw a man with two heads on his shoulders last night. Daughter-In a museum, I suppose. Father-No, in this house and one head was yours. - 4-444-4- The Hero ' Mike-Pat, what did you do toward gaining the victory? Pat--Oh, I walked up to one of the enfmy and cut off his feet. Mike-Why didn't you cut off his head? Pat-Why that was off already. ll It 4- 4- if Teacher-You have th.e north in front of you, the east to your right, the we-st to your left. What have you behind you? Small B-oy-A patch on my pants. 4 Ik 4- 4 s Silently one by one, in the infinite -notebooks of the teachers, Blossom the neat little zeros the for-get-me-nots of the Seniors. 4- 4- 4- 4- 41 She Knew Barbara Lewis-My fath-er is an edi- tor. What does y-our father do? Ruth Haight-What ever mama tells him. Lawless Proceeding ' Mr. Hilton-Now, children, it is the law of gravity that keeps us on the earth. Stuart Bailey-How did we stick on befor-e the law wa-s passed? lk if It 4- if Lives of merchants all remind us They should advertise in here, Or, departing, leave behind them Not a stude-nt's briny tear. It 4 It 4 4- L. Brown-Can anyone be .blamed for something he has not done? Mrs. Smith-No, why? L. Brown-Well, I haven't done my geometry. 4- 4- 4- It It Lawless Proceeding Mr. Hilton, giving the class a lec- ture on gravity. Now, he said, It is the law of gravity that keeps us on earth. Harold Maloney-How did we stick on before the law was passed. i Hi li lk K Scotty-I don't know what I will do over the weekfweakl-end. Merrill-Put your hat over it. 4- lk 4 4- if An old negro was charged for steal- ing a chicken, but the evidence against him was not very clear. You are acquit-ted, said the judge. The old darky looked bewildered. You are acquitted, repeated the judge in a kinfdly tone. Does that mean I hah to gib de chicke back? 4- It 4- lr 4- Fresfh-Are the London fogs so bad? Senior-Pretty thick. Fresh-How do the vehicles get about? S-enior--The first one through leave-s a tunn-el. iiifi Fresh-I'm a victim of football. Senior-I di-dn't know you played. Fresh-I don't, I sprained my larnyx yelling. S..,f '- , ' ..,- -.- -l-I cgljei ORDER QW ur