Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX)

 - Class of 1938

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A BROADCASTING RECIPE This is the story of a young bride who asked her husband to copy off a radio recipe' she wanted. He did his best but got two stations at once, one of which was broad- casting the morning exercises and the other the recipe. This is what he took down: Hands on hips, place one cup of flour on the shoulders, raise knees and depress toes and mix thoroughly in one-half cup milk. Repeat six times. Inhale quickly one-half teaspoon of baking powder, lower the legs and mash two hard-boiled eggs in a sieve. Exhale, breathe naturally, and sift in a bowl. Attention! Lie flat on floor and roll the white of an egg backward and forward until it comes to a boil. In ten minutes remove from fire, and rub smartly with a rough towel. Breathe naturally, dress in warm flannels and serve with soup. AS THEY WOULD SAY IT NOW Samson: "I'm strong for you, kid." Ionala: "You can't keep a good man downf' David: "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." Helen of Troy: "So this is Parisf' Columbus: "I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way." Nero: "Keep the home fires burning." Solomon: "I love the ladies." Noah: "It floatsf' Mefhuselab: "The first five hundred years are the hardest." Queen Elizabeth to Sir Walter Raleigh: "Keep your shirt onf' NO DISCREPANCY THERE Teacher Qsternlyj: "This essay on 'Our Dog' is word for word the same as your brother's." Small Boy: "Yes ma'amg it's the same dog." REPORTER'S FIRST EFFORT A man killed a dog belonging to another man. The son of the man whose dog was killed proceeded to whip the man who killed the dog of the man he was the son of. The man who was the son of the man whose dog was killed was arrested on complaint of the man who was assaulted by the son of the man whose dog the man who was assaulted had killed. for flog,', says "Lighthouse no good Chinaman. "Lighthouse he shine whistle he blow, flog bell he ling, and flog he come just the same. No gloodf' COWED The curfew tolls the knell of parting day, Along the quiet lanes the cattle come. The plowman puts his implements away Then jumps into his car and motors home. EPITAPH With violet cuddling in his arms, He drove his Ford-poor silly. W'here once he held his Violet, There now is clasped a lily. Teacher: "Can't you name even one product exported by Cuba? Where do you get your sugar?', Tommy: "From the neighbors mostly." The question of the correct plural of the word, "mongoose" was solved by a gentle- man who wanted a pair of these interesting and affectionate creatures. He wrote to a dealer: "Sir, please send me two mongeesef' He did not like the looks of this, tore up the paper, and began again: "Sir, please send me two mongoosesf, This version did not satisfy him any better than the first so he wrote: "Sir, please send me a mongose, and, by the way, send me anotherf' , A , '-if

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Returned Early A new one on the absent-minded man. A fellow who put on his office door a card saying: "Out. Will be back in ten minutes," and on his return sat down on the steps to wait for himself. Spartan Simplicity Book Agent fto Mr. Childersj : "You ought to buy an encyclopedia, now that your boy is going to school." Mr. Childers: "Not on your life. Let Charles walk, the same as I did." Face Values Iimmic Hawkins: "I hate those impromptue complexions, don't you?" Nancelie Utf: "What do you mean?" Iimmie: "Those they make up as they go along." Easily Remedied I. C. Powell: "I snore so loud I wake my- self, it's hopeless I presumef' Doc.: "No, just a simple case: sleep in an- other room." Straight Shooter There, little grapefruit, don't you cry, 'Cause when you do, it hits my eye. A Winner "Yes," said the proud mother, "Rex is one 1 of the best football players at his school. Heis the drawbackf, Hints to Travelers To close a trunk when over-packed: 1. Lose Key down the well. 2. Trunk lid will automatically slam and remain permanently locked. When 'Tis Folly to Be Wise Possible Employer-"But you're asking rather high wage, seeing that you know nothing about the work." Reba Heiskell-"But, you see, not know- in' the works makes it so much harder for me." Letting Fate Do Its Worst The Smiths are on the balcony and can hear what a young couple are saying in the garden below. Mrs. Smith-"I think he wants to pro- pose. We ought not to listen. Whistle to him." Mr. Smith-"Why should I? Nobody whistled to warn me.', TORTURE "Talk about torture!!" QYYeS?!, "Nothing worse- than sitting in a barber's chair with your mouth full of lather watch- ing the boy trying to give another customer I, your hat. BUTTON, BUTTON Customer in drug store fon Sunday morningj: "Please give me change for a dime." Druggist: "Here you are. I hope you enjoy the sermon." HOW ABOUT IT, WALTER Fatfy: "Who gave the bride away?" Caffyr "NValter Winchel, last Thursdayf, The laziest woman lives in Eldorado. She puts popcorn in her pancakes so they will turn themselves. fever hear about the absent-minded prof who fell in while boating and sank twice before he remembered he could swim?

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,'. B. Irwin Qhaving rough shavej: "1 say barber, do you have another razor?,' Barber: 'lYes, why?" I. B.: "I want to defend myselff' ujohn, I'm sure I heard a mouse squeak." "Well, do you want me to get up and oil it?" Hobo: "Boss, will you give me a dime for a sandwich?,' AI Boatman: "'s see the sandwich." judge: "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting the prisoner?" Foreman: "Insanity, Sir." Iuzlge: "What, all twelve of you?" Margie Carroll: "I understand you are looking for a new maid." Mary S. Maloney: "Yes, our last one handled China like Japanf' Dentist: "You needn't open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth, I ex- pect to stand outside." Mrs. Ballard: "What,s the idea of poling the broom in baby's face this morning. Mr. Ballarol: UI just wanted him to get used to kissing his grandfather? A boy was about to purchase a seat for a movie in the afternoon. The box-office man asked, "Why aren't you in school?" "Oh, it's all right, sir," said the youngster earnestly, "Iv's1got measles." Ola' Colorezl Mammy: "I wants a ticket for Magnolia." Ticket Agent Qafter ten minutes of weary thumbing over railroad guidesj: "Where is Magnolia?,' Old Colored Mammy: "She,s settin' over dar on de bench." Major: "What is a maneuver?" R. O. T. C. Boy: "Something you put on the grass to make it green sir." Tlac Boss Qsmilinglyj: "On the way to Smith and Sons you will pass a baseball field and-" Hugh Hall Qhopefullyj: "Yes, Sir?" The Boss Qstill smilingj: "Well, pass it." Target Iustrurtor: "Where the dickens are your shots going?" Seaman: "I don'tiknow, but they're leav- ing this end all right." Delia Michael: 'tW'aiter, I was here yester- day and had a steak." Waiter: "Yes, sir, will you have the same today?,' Delia: "Well, I might as we-ll, if no one else is using it." 'SHE SHOULD WORRY Here lies the body of Susan Jones, Resting beneath these polished stones, Her name was Brown instead of Jones, But Brown wonlt rhyme with polished Stones, And She won't know if it,s Brown or Jones. MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN ARROW I sneezed a sneeze into the air. It fell to ground I know not where, But hard and cold were the looks of those In whose vicinity I snoze. A COMA? Teacher: "Give an example of period furniture." Starohojne: "Well, I should say an elec- tric chair, because it ends a sentencef' Teaeher: "What is a comet?" Pupil: "A star with a tail." Teacher: "Very good. Name onef' Pupil: "Mickey Mouse."

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