Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX)

 - Class of 1938

Page 134 of 150

 

Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1938 Edition, Page 134 of 150
Page 134 of 150



Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1938 Edition, Page 133
Previous Page

Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1938 Edition, Page 135
Next Page

Search for Classmates, Friends, and Family in one
of the Largest Collections of Online Yearbooks!



Your membership with E-Yearbook.com provides these benefits:
  • Instant Access to Millions of Yearbook Pictures
  • High-Resolution, Full Color Images Available Online
  • Search, Browse, Read, and Print Yearbook Pages
  • View College, High School, and Military Yearbooks
  • Browse our digital annual library spanning centuries
  • Support the Schools in our Program by Subscribing

Page 134 text:

All Explained UI-Iear about Jimson being in the hos- pital?" "In the hospital? Why, I saw him last night dancing with a dizzy blondef, "Yeh! So did his wife." No Question About It The pupil was having trouble with his punctuation and was being called down by the teacher. 'iNever mind, sonny," said the visiting school board president, consolingly. "They don't amount to much anyway." K'Don,t they?" rejoined the teacher, turn- ing to the president. Then calling to one of the pupils she ordered the boy to write on the board this sentence: 'tThe president of the board says the teacher is a fool." "Now," she continued, 'Tut a comma after 'boardy and another after 'teacher'." Automatic It was in front of an art institute where two stone lions stand guard on the steps. "How often, my lad, do they feed those lions?" said a man to a little newsboy. "Whenever they roar, sir," was the straight- forward reply. Advanced Harmony "Now," said Colonel Hersolt, "we'll play The Stars and Stripes Foreverln i'Gosh!" exclaimed Foster Lee, "I've just played that!" Mary Iolmston: "Well, nurse, why isn,t today tomorrow when you said it would be last night?" Another Scot Did you hear about the Scotchrnan who went down to the Black Sea to fill his fountain pen? Bargain Burglar Lonnie Bolding: "I hear your store was robbed last night. Lose much?,' The Opfimiszf: "Some. But it would have been worse if the yeggs had got in the night before. You see yesterday I just finished marking down everything 20 per cent. Never Repaid "Ah, my boy, I owe a great deal to one woman." "Your mother?', "No, my landladyf, Bennie Rzzlla Garraff: "And for Bonnie Annie Laurie I'd Lay Me Down and Die." Lixfemw' Crisingj: "Is Miss Laurie in the audience?" The Reason "What? The main road to Binksville is open all the way?" "Yes, we had to open it until we get the detour Hxedf' Absent-Minded Beggar Dorcas Biifings: "What made you quarrel with Lonnie?" Margaret Anne: "Well, he proposed to me again last night." Dorcas: "Where was the harm in that?" Rita: "My dear, I had accepted him the night beforef' Headin' Home "This train is for Dallas and points east!" bawled the announcer. "I want one that goes to Kansas City and I don,t care which way it points," snapped the old lady in the bonnet.

Page 133 text:

S5 f Ptqkwbqw fs X ., s...,f-' 2.1L .p-fx 1091 . M H ,..,wf an ,Ls ,HW in Q xl X I 2 umoim ms Minn I-Ni P 0 k v , - , O 4 IQAQQQT ' 0 .H 0'-via Q. i fi .,,',',0 , v of v. o 4 9'.,".,' ,, If 5 1 A A 1 ,fy 9 'V' ' ' 1 1 'fs y 'fb 4 ,tg 6' 8 nk, W Q., dupe K .a W., , Y r Q oi A W 0 4' ff , 4, .. , , A Q -. ,. , , 5 Q- 1- A in-gs g .., Qs ' 'F '. f 1 L Q..



Page 135 text:

ESSAY ON A COW A cow is an animal with four legs on the under side, and is born when very young Cso is her calfj. A cow is useful in two ways. It gives milk. The milk is good to drink. Also white. So is the left hind foot, except on brown cows, and theirs are black. A cow has ears that wiggle on hinges. So does her tail. A cow is bigger than a calf, but not so big as an elephant. Cows are made small so they can get into the barn when no one is looking. Some cows are black and others hook. Cows have horns but they canlt blow them. To freeze cows, milk you use ordinary cold ice. Cows' milk straight is too strong, therefore they always dilute it at the well. All cows give milk and butter, but no eggs. A cow has a tail also which hangs by one end, and swings to and fro-mostly fro. A dead cow will not hurt you. Neither will a live one after it is dead. That is all there is about a cow. PROTECTING DAD Sfern. Father fto L. A. Boli departing for boarding schoolj: "Now, don't let me hear any bad reports about you!" L. A.: "I'1I try hard, Dad. But you know how those things leak out." At the Baseball Game Delia: "What's the man running for? Harry: "He hit the ball. Delia: "I know, but is he required to chase it, too?" Pa: "At last I found a way to make that . young scamp of yours stop winking his eyesf, Ma: "Really?" Pa: "Yes, 1,11 show him the article in this science magazine where it says that every time we wink we give the eye a bath. Paw, what is the difference between capi- tal and labor? Paw: Well, the money you lend represents capital, and getting it back represents labor, my son. Pa, what's a post graduate? Paw: A fellow who graduates from one of the correspondence schools, I suppose. Gosh He grasped her roughly by the wrist and drew her forward. She was deathly pale. Her free arm dangled helplessly at her side. Her very purity was transparent, but she was stiff, unyielding. He drew her gently to himself, his hand sought her fluttering throat. She broke. She yielded. That white breast was finally resting upon his own. Their arms were entwined. "Thank God!" he said, "that I sent you to the laundry yesterday-else I'd be wearing a dirty shirt now." l'Willie," said his mother, "I wish you would run across the street and see how old Mrs. Brown is this morning." "Yes'm," replied Willie, and a few min- utes later he returned and reported: "Mrs. Brown says it's none of your busi- ness how old she is." A maiden lady of uncertain age became very indignant when the census taker asked how old she was. Did you see the girls next door, she asked, the Hill Twins. "Certainly," replied the man. "And did they tell you their age?" "Yes," "Well," she snapped, "I am just as old as they are." "Oh, very well," said the census man. And he wrote in his book, "Sarah Stokes, as old as the Hills."

Suggestions in the Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) collection:

Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1935 Edition, Page 1

1935

Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1936 Edition, Page 1

1936

Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1937 Edition, Page 1

1937

Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1939 Edition, Page 1

1939

Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1940 Edition, Page 1

1940

Adamson High School - Oak Yearbook (Dallas, TX) online yearbook collection, 1941 Edition, Page 1

1941

1985 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1970 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1972 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1965 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1983 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1983 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals
FIND FRIENDS AND CLASMATES GENEALOGY ARCHIVE REUNION PLANNING
Are you trying to find old school friends, old classmates, fellow servicemen or shipmates? Do you want to see past girlfriends or boyfriends? Relive homecoming, prom, graduation, and other moments on campus captured in yearbook pictures. Revisit your fraternity or sorority and see familiar places. See members of old school clubs and relive old times. Start your search today! Looking for old family members and relatives? Do you want to find pictures of parents or grandparents when they were in school? Want to find out what hairstyle was popular in the 1920s? E-Yearbook.com has a wealth of genealogy information spanning over a century for many schools with full text search. Use our online Genealogy Resource to uncover history quickly! Are you planning a reunion and need assistance? E-Yearbook.com can help you with scanning and providing access to yearbook images for promotional materials and activities. We can provide you with an electronic version of your yearbook that can assist you with reunion planning. E-Yearbook.com will also publish the yearbook images online for people to share and enjoy.