Adams High School - Argo Yearbook (Adams, MN)

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Jim 'lbeobald and Albert Sm1th made a great success of their garbage d1sposal company in Lyle Albert Hullenbach has become famous as a disc Jockey on the T V statxon MERT owned and operated by Herbert Merton, the multa millionaare Miss Elaane Schwerin has just been named 'Hass Doughnut of 19700 Last of all I heard that Allen Schaefer is 1n LeRoy Allen 18 last, and very f1tt1ngly so, because as an undertaker he deals with the last th1ng As I heard these final things, the court came to order and I was called to testify, but I had ngyster iously dasappeared Why? Because I am the ghost of the class of 1957 Class Wall He, as members of the graduating class of 1957, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, and not acting under fraud, duress, menace, or the undue influence of any person whatsoever, do hereby make, publish and declare this our last Will and Testament, :ln the manner following, that is to say: FIRST: As a class we bequeath the following: HI' Hr To To senior B 00 To Hansen we will another ring of keys for his pocket, so we can hear him coming further away Peterson we will a dozen make-up slips and a more co-operative senior class Hml Kershaw we will a full-paid life insurance policy for his Drivers Training hours McDonald we will four new tires for his bicycle No more need to walk, Jim Lagios we will Elvis Pres1ey's guitar You don't get the hound dog, Nick Smith we will just one more study hall Ostergaard we will an extra yard stick in case he breaks one while leaning on it Johnson we will a full time secretary to type his tests, so he won't have to pay these yet learning girls for doing it Lee we will a bigger brief case for his papers Hanley we will a shipment of new books for the library Maybe one more shelf would help, too Cooks we will a years supply of nutritious, Vitamin balanced menus we will a winters supply of milk cartons for the furnace Ruth we will an extra large waste basket for all the lost and found items - . - . , Q , e To Mr: 0 To Mr. , . To Mrs. Keim we will a home in Adams, so -she won't have to drive so far. To Hr. , , To Mr. - . To Mr. , T0 Hrs - Q 10 Hrs ' To Hr. - ' To th ' To J .

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Class Prophecy As I was driving throudm Adams one day, April 19, 1970, to be exact, I happened to run into Norma Battey She was teaching some of the students the fundamentals of drivang, but was paymg very little attention to it, and the students accidentally ran into ne Norma insisted that it was Q' fault so we decided to bring the case before the Juvenile court When I appeared in court, I found that Davad Smith was the Judge As I looked around I saw several '57 students before me Behind ne was Lynn Webber who was running for the office of governor His attorney was Miss Shirley Bile beugh, who is well noted for her defense of guilty criminals To my left I saw Thermo Cornwell, who 18 a model at Larry Hanson's 'Beauty Deb From her I learned that Duane Bustad was taking up where Elvis Presley left off on station HAR, owned by Mary Ann King Neal Hardecopf was playing opposite Cen Schmitz in the famous Broadway play, Diapers, and More Daapers I overheard two people talking about Fred Kirtz and Barbara Ulwellzng who were living on a deserted island in the Black Sea They were talking about Hary Ann Steines, Louise Retterath, and Viola Winkels, the famous Yan Drew Sisters, who are now appearing at the exquisite night club 'lhe Higham owned by Duane Higham buying cattle for his ranch near Iloldsville which was named after Jerry Wold the noted rustler I looked down and saw a book on the floor written by Paul Steichen and illustrated by his cousin Bob Steichen The title was The Little Chickens in honor of Sharon Fask and her brood of twelve She believes that they are 'Cheaper ly thfiosen 5 Eldently Lucille Hass believes 10 this too, because she is teaching 12 children in a country school for very small wages It seems that Clifford Kiefer, head of the school board, will not gave her any more Gerald Osmnmdson as coaching football with Jurine Hullenbach as manager Dennis Sandburg is on a coast to coast television show sponsored by Zing-0, the famous pepper upper, :mu factured by Dean lleinzerling and Company His secretary, Betty Ann Brewer, noted for her famous sayings, in vented the name Bmmig Gordon and John Koenigs have made a hat as a dance team, the 'Krinkle Toes I looked up as I heard a voice, seemingly coning from a Texan. It was Paul Winkels. It seems he is up here

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SECOND Ind1v1dually we bequeath the following Norma Battey, w11l all my good times, almost anywhere, to Lloyd Lnecher Betty Ann Brewer, w1ll my p1cture taking abmlity to Agnes Barter It's rather tr1cky, Agnes Duane Bustad, will my lovely blonde hair to Janet Osmundson Throw away the rinse, Janet Themma Cornwell, will my pep, my pals, and memories to Donald Winkels Sharon Fisk, will my interest in Johnsburg to Donald H Smith There's some n1ce people there, Don Bonnie Gordon, will m interest in Rose Creek to DuWayne M1ckelson Larry Hanson, will my flattering smile to Dianne Goergen Bow about teachlng you somet1me, Dianne Neal Hardecopf, will all my due make up slips to Esther Hyland Lucille Hass, will my position as 'Argo' editor to David Lewison You don't know what you're getting into' Dean Heinzerl1ng, will my joy rides to Taopi to Karen Brandt Sharley Himebaugh, will alI'iy time spent in studying to Kenneth Christiansen No excuse for flumk1ng now' Cl1fford Ke1fer, will my yet weekly trlps to Mclntire to Duwayne Rauen Mary Ann Kang, will sy Satiday n1tes in Racine to Sharon Reimer , Fred Kirtz and Dennis Sandberg, will our ambitious stud habits to Karen Lu de It's really nothing, Karen John Koenigs, will my w1se cracks to Mary J Dvorak You can be sure of gettxng through that way' ?7?? Herbert Morten will my ability of squ1rrel hunting to Dor1s WestE5fT Trapping 18 rather interesting, Doris Jurine Mullenbach, w1ll my time spent w1th a person from Meyer to Marcella Merten There's nothing l1ke th1s thing called, brotherly mnterests, Sally Gerald Osmumdson, will my love for night air to Barbara Ulwelling It's healthy for you, try 1t Louise Retterath, wall my knowledge of Johnsburg to R1chard Goergen Now you won't be able to get lost in the big c1ty Allen Schaefer, will m alertness 1n class to Michael Schmltz I Gen Schmltz, will my long, daily walks to school to Carl Arvold E1a1ne Schwer1n, w1l1 my sisterly love to Elmer Schwerin Albert Smath, will all my he1ghth to Margaret Hodson David Smith, w1ll my art of careful driving to Janice Kellner, Better move all the bridges first, Jan1ce Paul Steichen, will my stilts to Marvin Sm1th You won't have to stand on you tip toes any more, Muffy Robert Steichen, will my lengthliness to Wayne Voight It's time you grew up, so1l boy Mary Ann Ste1nes, will my love for the navy to Paul Gerber Sail boy, sa1l Jim Theobald, will my reserved back seat at movies to Carmen Wilson It's more comfortable Barbara Ulwelling, will my old saying, 'I never talk,' to Wayne Pederson Don't worry about the teachers reminding you, Wayne Lynn Webber, will my hab1t of going to bed the night before a game, but only nights before games, to Mary Ann Reinarts Viola Wankels, will my loudness around school to Kenneth Gilbenbach Paul Winkels, will my good farming methods to Eugene Kloeckner Better crops Gene DuWayne Wigham, will my ability to talk myself out of tough situations to Kenneth Freund I, Jerry Wold, will my ab1lity to argue and present facts clearly to Harlan Smith Use it, Harlie I, ' . I, . . - . . . , I, . . I, . I, . . ' . I, ' . I, . ' ' . I, - . I, . . I, ' . I, ' . ' . I, ' ' ' . I, ' ' . We , , I, ' - . . ' .... . . I, , ' ' . ' I, Albert Mullenbach, will my much practiced art of sleeping in class to Don M. Smith. It's really very easy.. I, . ' . . . . I, . . ' ' ... I, . ' . I, . ' ' . I, ' ' ' . . I, ' - I, ' ' . 1, ' . - . Ig s . Q I, A ' . ' . I, . . I, . I, ' Ig . 0 I, . , . I, . .