Ada High School - Cougar Yearbook (Ada, OK)

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Last Will of Class of I9l 5 ' ,rv E, THE. Class of l9lff, being mentally awake,physically it 'E F l strong and morally straight, and being desirous of settling our worldly affairs, while we can do so satisfactorily, do hereby make, publish, and declare this our last will and 'e testament. To the forthcoming generations of men we do bequeath our heartiest regards with malice toward none and charity for all, leav- ing to them our absolutely unexcelled success in all matters pertaining to our educational development. To the warring nations of Europe, battling for racial existence, we will and bequeath the marvelous superfluity of powder carelessly applied in the preservation of youth and beauty by Senior Co-eds. To George Kelly, proprietor of the gigantic Kelley Paper Mill, , we hereby will and bequeath the great hordes of the papers that greatly assisted us in passing exams. To the Class of l9l6 we will and bequeath an enlarged copy of the constitution of the State of Ohio, placing special stress upon the sections relating to the prohibition of the use of firearms within the limits of our humble villageg furthermore, we bequeath to you, eldest sister, our elaborate abode, the witness of our educational merits. Thus this Senior room inherited by us from our recently deceased sister, the Class of l9l4, passes from us to you. To the Class of l9l7 we will and bequeath: firstly, our pre- vious ardent ambition to become Seniorsg whether or not they attain that distinction. I' Secondly, we give our gigantic megaphone successfully used on the night of the Inter-Class Contest, ,l9I5. Thirclly, to the ambitious aspirants of your class for oratorical honors, we liberally leave the babbling vociferosity employed by the head of our financial department in the extortion of certain funds re- quired to defray the expenses incurred by that worthy body. To the Class of l9lS we bequeath to you, infant sister, an unfailing fund of that virtue, Stick-to-it-ivenessf' which is required to scale the lofty barriers and unsurmountable obstacles encountered in the quest of knowledge. Secondly, to the weak-eyed members of your class we do will and bequeath the nine pair of plate glass optic-blinkers shattered by the piercing gaze of our worthy class president, during the four long years of his high school career. To our honored faculty we do will and bequeath our heartfelt congratulations, on their physical and mental endurance and patience to tolerate the imbecility demonstrated by us during our High School Course. Having distributed our chattels to the best of our ability, and hoping we have forgotten none of our close relation, we close this document as our last will and testament on this thirteenth day of April, l9l5, A. D., legally endorsed by the Class of I9I5. Witnessed by Ross D. ROSENBERGER, PAUL C. MATHEWS, JEDD J. CORBETT. G ie

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Iavorably ' - when it was red. he had an eye dainty femininity. and he t1idn't bother to cut out the singing. l with unlimited funds, he off on what is popularly known a binge which landed him in a and reports began to in from London and Paris about post-wcilding L-soapados. It was hinted that rt little bar- Lonflon, with whom he had friendly be-l'm'e the wexclcling. was weziriilg' costly jowc-ls and famiiiarly of royalty. Also girls in Paris sc-omvd considerably od up, and one story has it that -. rose in the middle of :1 cafe and uied, Don't worry. Lulu, this is on the Princcssll' This oratory was punctuated by shots as tho young Russian tired his revolver into the ceiling, Vvhat, then, of the Princess? Nvus she with her husband? She was not. Instead she was at home, and she may have been reflecting on the way- wardness of youth. Certainly she was utterly unable to control this wild and exuberant youngster, and manifestly she was also unable to get his point of view. Victoria and her husband still ap- pear together in public. But they travol in separate limousines and the ''VVe-are-very-liappy'' statement of therwedding day sec-ms very far away. A sad Princess has learned a new and terrible lesson. The head which wears at ci-ov.-n may not rest easily, but the crown of gm-:r - is an equally diilicult headgear to put aairla