Academy of Richmond County High School - Arc Yearbook (Augusta, GA)

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cuz! 7065! and ecfameat We the Sophomore Class of the -Iunior College of Augusta, 1951, being of tired physical health and warped mind, tlo hereby declare this our last will and testament. Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item I. l.loyd Ilavird. do hereby leave to Gene Kelly my ability to ask dumb and simple ques- tions at the lllost unpredictable times. I, Caroline Blctiahee, leave to' Betty Norvill my ability to talk teachers out of Monday tests in hopes that she will do better than I. I, Voss, leave my easy charm, my way with women and my gray hair to john Langley, who also raises ulcers as a hobby. XYe. Nlargaretha liowick. Anne Dasher and Eugenia Hiers, leave to Glenda Rooks our abil- ity to talk in the lilrrary and get someone else thrown out for it. XYe, Sumner and Mac Carlton. bequeath to Senior Howard the Pluperfect Tense in hopes that he will he able to find a use for it. XYe, the Physics Class of 1951, do hereby leave LeConte Talley's black, superpowered, streamlined Model .-X to Professor Talley so that he may be able to drive on. XYe, Alice .-Xarsonson, 'lane Ellen Clontz, and Lois Sue Hale, do will and bequeath to ,Sara Galloway, I,ee Urander. and -Iackie Shipman our outstanding ability to study together and learn nothing! I. Hill liranan, do hereby leave to Mr. Dolyniuk one case of I-Iadacol so that he may be able to pep up his classes. I, Geradline Pardue, do leave to Footie Etheredge my ability to travel to the lunchroom everyday fifth period even though I have an English Class. XYe. Hob Baggott and Claude Graybill, leave otll' blinding speed to Jacky Sweetheart Rodgers and joel Rabbi Cohen so that they can pace the l95Z basketball team to another undefeated season. XVe, XN'ilson Bryan, Bill Dye and Walter Rose, who have been kicked out of the library everyday for the last six years. do hereby, for Miss Iiailie's sake. leave! I. Tommy Folk, leave my ability to draw, especially flies, to Bert Anderson and all good commercial students. I, Martha Cawley. do will and bequeath to Bertie Coursey my inherited ability to get along' with Mrs. Ilall. XYe. Connie Tant, Laura Gauthier. Gladys Meire and Carolyn Turner, highly Sophomores having English in Room 209, do leave to all lowly Freshmen with the same fate our choice box seats at Sutton's Speedway !races held every Tuesday, XYednesday and Thursday- stztrting time promptly at 12:35. XYe. I at Klangum and Iiarhara tlwens, do will and bequeath to any two industrious Human lliology students our ability to leave lab at three o'clock in order to get a ride home. I. ,Ioyce Rushton. do will and bequeath to Ilelirada Iirown my .X's in Spanish. We the Sopohomores of Zeta Rho Sigma Sorority, do will and bequeath to' the Freshmen I t the same sorority our ability to all talk at once, disagree on every matter. and then all pile m one car and go home. IV. Iiilhe Klullan. rlo will and bequeath my ability to he neticed and heard at all times to tiwynn Hdum. who always tiptoes around meekly and unoticed. I. Shirley I'ardne, :lo will and bequeath to XYanrla Matthews my ability to stay at home and yet get an excuse from Klr. llardy. I, -lean Ilovvick. do will :md bequeath my desk in shorthand class to Iletty Iiiggenlmotliam m hopes that she -.vill enjoy it 'ts much 'ts I did. I. Ifthel Smith, do will and bequeath my position as Bliss Smith's secretary to any capable student. IIT- liflly' ,I4'l1l'4lTlSIlHfl lillllj' liuox. do will and bequeath to .Xny .l.C..X. Ifreshman our ability to misbehaxe m class tespecially Coininercial I,awI and still exempt. Xte, the Sophomores in the Naval Reserve, leave. Swiietl. sertlefl :ind delivered Il, .f P.Il.i in this X'C'1ll' nineteen hundred and titty one. lliiUH'Ssl'fl lvyi The Sophomore Class Iiztrlizirzi tl XX CIIS

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'im-V, Sopdamwze 66444 ?'w764ecg TIMIi 1971 - l'l,.rXCE - Luxurious Suburban homes in Iionganville at the corner of Rufo Street and Chingold .'Xvenue. I was just thinking' how much things have changed since we graduated, twenty years ago. For a while things went as expected. Graybill became presidentg and, with Brett as Secretary of State, the Russians soon came to terms. An international army was formed under Hill Thompson and XYesley Bailey. XVilson liryan and Dick Myers became million- aires as the result tif an oil strike in Hephzibath and scientific progress continued with the perfection of the to operation for ptomaine by XX'alter Rose and Harvey Stirewalt. I became editor of the Talking Turkey and assisted Sir Xkfilliam Iiranan in the publi- cation of the account of his search for King Solomon's Mines ar -und XYaynesboro, Hill Dye and Barinowski made the first trip to the moon and discovered Thurston Thompson and Drew already there, surrounded by moonwomen. Connie Tant became famous for her portraits of Mary -loe and Mrs. Hefler, the international spies, and I.ataner Folk won reknown for his sketches of liowery Characters like Norman XYilliams and Ralph X'Yong. livery -lth of -Iuly we are treated to Alice Aaronson and ,lane lillen Clontz's rendition of Senator Kaufman's famous speech, The Harrisburh .Xddress. The only blots on the rec- ord were Tally, who wound up playing the piano at the Zoom Club, and Ilavird, who went to sea and became a smuggler. Then came the revolution! The women of the xv-lrld rose and threw us out of every j b except being husbands. XYith Theo as dictator and Barbara Hxvens and Caroline Mc- Gahee heading the secret police. we were helpless. Gladys and I.oes Sue took over science but succeeded only in producing a Toni for bald headed women. Iillen Martin, IK'.C.T.C. leader got Clarks Hill changed from that bad word to darn. Carolyn Turner and Maggie Bowick were named on the Olympic Canasta team. and Iiillie Mullan and Shirley Ijardue became the heads of the C.I.l'J. and L'.M.IY. respectively. .Xdmiral Dasher finally captured Havird and his henchmen, Summer, Carton, and lirammer. I, however. have enjoyed this revolution. I have my sixteen children to do all the work, and when I've seen Ifugenia off to the office. I can spend my day editing Mr. IIuff- man's GRE.-XT work. THI2 LIFE OF SQC.-XNTU. Right now I'm going to put out the garbage for Iiaggott and go back to bed. Signed. The Third Man LEWIS T. BECKUM THEO ELIZABETH r ' MacMURPHY PATRICIA MANGUM

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