Abraham Clark High School - Sphinx Yearbook (Roselle, NJ)

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THE 1931 SPHINX CAJIRO HOTEL 1615 QUE STREET, N. W. WASHINGTON, D. c. FOR S WASHINGTON, D. C. SCHOOL PARTIES HAVENS 81 CO. Manzzfactming fewelem CLASS PINS, RINGS, MEDALS AND TROPHIES Quality -Q- Service Z Satisfaction Telephone 17-19 THOMPSON ST. Walker 5-0257 NEW YORK CITY 98

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THE 1931 SPHINX Compliments of ROSELLE SERVICE STATION RATZMAN RATZMAN N ATELSON BROTHERS Compliment! of Menu and Boys' tb e Oazfizzem i 91 BROAD STREET ELIZABETH, N. J. 4 Telephone Unionville 2-0515 phone, Roselle 4-2131 FREDERICK A. ELSASSER RAYMQND 51-1 ANN A1'Cf9f1f6Cf Painter and Decorator SETTLERS BUILDING 365 WEST FIFTH AVENUE 1000 STUYVESANT AVE., UNION, N. J. ROSELLEI N- J- Miss Dickerson Qto girls,-Lots of girls use dumbbells to get color in their cheeks. Edith Zweben+And lots of girls use color on their cheeks to get dumb-bells. A Student-So you know'as much as the teacher, Foldy, do you? Where do you get that idea? Steven F.-She told me so herself. She said she couldn't teach me nothin'. Now, my little man, said the barber to a youngster in the barber's chair, how do you want your hair cut? , : With a hole in the top, like dad's, was the reply. Everyone is crazy over me, said the inmate of the first floor of the insane asylum. 97

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Viin r i i P r P THE 1931 SPHINX All Graduates of this school are eligible foradmission to Pace Institute -a nationally known and distinctive professional school of technical training in Business Administration Accountancy Secretarial Practise p Classes for beginners at Pace Institute prepare high-school graduates for imme- Tennis diate earnings. Many Pace graduates are Base Ban., now treasurers and controllers of large Swimmin - corporations-others are in Successful T k g accountancy practise. Jace? lb, Field trips to the oiiices and plants of the all P73 103 largest organizations in New York City eVw.sfef ff00f'1 P'Pz 535390 are conducted especially for day students in the Accountancy School and for day students in the Secretarial School. Students and Parents are invited to confer with the Registrar. Day School - - Evening School Pace Institute 225 Broadway New York Specilzlirir in Bll,l'fIZ6.l'.l' Tmining and Placement COLEMAN NATIONAL BUSINESS COLLEGE 68th Year ACADEMY AND HALSEY STS. NEWARK, N. J. C om pllmem' of 1 C.PRALL A Larger! Bu.rine.f.r Training School in New jerrey Besides Buc and Einstein, there are only ten other folks in the world who under- stand the theory. And were even inclined to doubt if Einstein has it clear. A chap was arrested for assault and battery and brought before the judge. Judge fro prisoner,-Wliat is your name, your occupation and what are you charged with? .- Prisoner-My name is Sparks, I am an electrician, and I am charged with battery. judge-Officer, put this guy in a dry cell. Rosecrans-Why do they put B. C. after the dates? Q I Hyatt-Because they didn't know whether the dates were exactly right, so they say 'bout correct. 99