Abilene High School - Orange and Brown Yearbook (Abilene, KS)

 - Class of 1934

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Class Wlll tContinued from page I3j To the janitors we leave the 19,3362 wads ol chewing gum. QDoublemint, Black Jack, Yucatan, and Spearmintj Also we leave our trade-mark of ink blotches and a few nails and bolts at the front of the study hall. To the office we bequeath 99,139 fake excuses and phoney', phone calls. Also our excellent way of changing 2's to H1,SU on attendance cards. Besides these we leave a few personal items: Chuck Sloop leaves his knighthood,' stature and dumb wise cracks to Oscar Ham1lto11. Hazel Huston leaves her key-book How To Win a Man to Kathryn Jean Wilson. Marvin and Melvin Tinkler leave to Wayne and Dwight Zook their ability to fool the teachers as to who's who. Wilbur White and Kenny Holmes leave to Harold Kauffman and Elwood Baker their man- dolins with which to win Vivian Worley and Faye Snyder. Cleobelle Seaton leaves her meekness and tim- idness to Dode Buchanan. Junior Leonard leaves everything but Rosey. Don Berger, still trying to graduate, leaves noth- ing he may use next year. Lucile Cormack, Dorothy Dahnke, Mary Lucile Asling, and Marie Haslouer leave to all the juniors their intelligence in physics. Lawrence Dieffenbaugh leaves to Elinor Welch his ability of public speaking and about three bucks made on history projects. Stephen Hollenback and Francis Brown leave their athletic careers to Hugo Monroe and Har- wood Stradtner. Bernice Berger, Lucille Hugg, Edna Flannagan, and Doris Van Duyne leave to the G. A. A. four slightly used weight reducers. P. S. See Chief Hawkins. Imogene Tyler and Thelma White leave to Bish- op Anderson and Delbert Chaves their love and fond affections. Duane Giese bequeaths to his kid brother, Leland, his political career in A. H. S. Hazel Weber, Margaret VVhitehair, and Gwen- dolyn Romine leave a set of straight A's to any one needing them. CP. S. Lettie Welsh and Red Mc- Ilnay recently applied.J ' Burga Yorgenson leaves her uvamping wayn to Mary Alice Logan. Beverly Mustard leaves to Van Osdol nine V-8 Fords, II semi-unit trucks, 300 head of cattle, and one-half the state of Texas. Jeanne Rogers and Ruth Hurd leave their social position to be attained by Irene Fargo and Veda Gebhart. Donald Billings leaves his mooching ability to Tom VVardall. Ozz Siininzms leaves all his books tonej to the Abilene High School Library. John Lesher, Glenn lfVeber, and Joe VVhitehai1' leave three pool cues and six pool balls to Junior Duckwall, Bob Slicarer and Bob Blachly. Lowell Lauer leaves his ability to write poems for the Booster to Dean Townsend. Dorothy Jean Miller and Dorothy Miller leave to Raymond Miller and Janet Miller all their flour sieves and tools and all that stuff. Bruce Nemecheck leaves his famous polygon the- ory to the mathematics department to be used as a basis for 1935. Inez Hicks leaves to Lloyd Milham 934 slightly used automobiles Qapply Hick's Salvage Companyg Charles Martsolf, Jack Nelson, Arthur Nichols, Earl Stoffer. and Herb,' Meuli leave all their hot dates, canned heat, and late hours to Dud,' Lon- deen. Donald Dieter leaves his famous gift of gab to Paul Morse. Vivian Stevens leaves her power over Mr. Lees to Gladys Kauffman. Oliver Hartenstein and Bill Weaver leave ev- erything they possess Qnothingj to Eugene- Daw- son. s Dean Issitt parts with everything but his Joy. Leroy Anderson QTortoisej leaves his speed and intelligence to Dick', Nash. Verda Stants leaves her air-cooled 1936 Chrys- ler car to George Rassette. Dwight Pickerall leaves his height and weight to Bill Burnett. Mick and Owens leave their good times to Pres- ton Johnston and Stewart Verckler. Joe Bonfield and Alfred Making leave the job of writing a class will to anybody who is dumb enough to take it. And last but not least Robert Harding Brooks leaves his power over ladies, his alertness, and ul- tra-smartness to none other than William Willy Shearer. Signed: ALFRED AL MAKINS JOSEPH JOE BONFIELD Witnesses : JEANN E ROGERS RUTH I-IURD WILLIAM BILL OWENS In witness whereof, We, the Class of 1934, the testators, have, to this, our will, set our hands and seal this 22nd day of May, Anno Domini, one thou- sand nine hundred and thirty-four.

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CUTE KID Two old college chums, Dan and Ilal, met for the first time in many years. Dan was much mar- ried and a family man to boot, as are all family men. He invited Hal, still wearing the smile of a bachelor, out to his house for supper to meet the wife and Junior, his five-year-old offspring. At the house Hal did everything he could to amuse the kid, including giving him his watch to play with. It was while Hal was in one room talk- ing to the missus that Dan came running in from another where he'd been playing with junior and exclaimed, Gosh, Junior is going to be an auction- eer when he grows up. Ha! Ha! Halu What makes you think so? queried Hal. VVhy, he just put your watch under the ham- merlw PA TO THE RESCUE It seems that a young chap, courting a young girl, was conscious that papa, stuck around a great deal and seemed to have suspicions. Being a nice, frank fellow he, decided to put his cards on the ta- ble. o he said to papa: Sir, I warn you! One of these evenings I'm going to elope with your daughter. Young man, replied pa, step down to the garage with me a minute !', Not a mite abashed, the young chap asked, Are you going to attempt to thrash me? No, indeedli' came back father. I'm going to give you a ladder! NO PUBLICITY WANTED joe Schibble, of the Daily Blotz, was excited. You might even say joe was a-twitter. And you could hardly blame him, for he was about to gain an interview withg Vilma Vacuum, Holl.ywood's most glamorous star. Vilma, noted for her si- lence, seldom granted an interview to the lowly press. Small wonder that Ioe's blood pressure ran wild. The drawing-room curtains parted and Vilma, in person, stood before him. Ah, Miss Vacuum, he greeted her, bowing low, this is, indeed, a pleasure. 'fPleaSe do not keep me long, commanded Vilma rather severely, I hate interviews. I wish news- papers would leave me alone. I'll only be a minute, Miss Vacuumf, replied joe. I just want a message to your fans for our paperf, You may tell them, said Vilma, that I de- spise publicity in any form. Marvelous l said joe. In behalf of our paper, I want to thank you for the story. Goodbye, Miss Vacuum. Ch, one thing more, Vilma added. If you put that story in the back of the paper where no- body'll see it, I'll raise the devil, see l Eddie-He may preach against card playing, but I have nothing but praise for our new minister. Freddie-Yeah, I noticed that when the collec- tion plate was passed around.

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