Abilene High School - Flashlight Yearbook (Abilene, TX)

 - Class of 1932

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The Story of Mildew Collitch Mildew Collitch was found- ed hack in the dark ages by the illustrious Professor Danderu ff, hut the site of the collilch still remains a secret. The story goes that the Prof. went haywire while trying to teach his pet turtle to roll over on his hack and play dead, and that soon after he hegan construction on the institution. The campus runs north and south, and the students all run across the street to play baffle hall. The administration huilding is in the center and is liuilt of hricks which were thrown at the Prof. by the irate parents of its inanimate inmates. The administration huildng is a one-room affair and since it is the only ljllllflillgl, it comprises the collitch. On the east side of the room there is a soda fountain which has a hrass rail running around the foot. On the first day of school the llrofessor hroke the big mirror hack of the fountain. gixingr himself seven years of hard luck9 so he calmly broke thirteen more and made a lifetime sentence of it. Classes are taught ex ery time the students can catch the Prof. soher enough to come to school. On Friday s. Saturdays, and holidays the Prof. teaches a class in deaf and dumb speech arts. He niakes the students use resin on their fingers so that they wonlt stutler. On Sunday night, Prof. Uanderuff teaches a class in one-arm driving. and every morning he teaches the pupils the correct method to sleep late. The graduates of Mildew who wish to continue their education may take advanced courses along the same lilies at the Ahilene State Hospital. There are two post grad- uate courses offered at the Collitch, one in N o-H oing, and tl1e other for those who plan to become professional zoo keepers. Taken all in all, Mildew Collitch is a wonderful place to go after you finish high school if your parents havent enough money to have a special doctor attend you. R TS Nerls, ncrls. flying rnuml, In lfzc trees and on the gl'0lHIff, ll seems they 6'l2lTl"YlL'lICI4t? almzmfl. Nerls, always nerls. Some of flzem are llllflf and louglz. Some are SIIIUOIII and some are rough, Some. by gunz. are cracked CII0llgll! Nerls, yea nerls. ' Azul poor .saps like you and me Close our eyes mul fail to sec HOIL7 we prove ourselves I0 be. Nerls, plain IIRl'l.S'.l -D. W. One llunrlrwzl TIl'f'lZffl"f'i,2'IIf

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