Whitehall High School - Whitehall Yearbook (Whitehall, PA)

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'!' Q 1 1 11 1 I 1: f .. :: Y : :Q : :: 1: ll l PHONE Z-632i H Fl I-J A Y Y 1 it J 1 1, 1 n 1 I 1 1: :r :L 1- - Compliments of -TREAT BOTTLI G QRKS ALLENTOWN - PENNSYLVANIA Country-bred llffairl -But, sir. why clo you write so much? l'l'lUSfCl' I am an author I write novels. illuizf Fancy taking all that trouhlc when you can lmuy a novel for Sixpence! Sk ii! if 'liefirllcr Yes, Johnny. the earth rloes travel rountl the sun. llut what travels rounrl the earth? johnny Tramps. nia'am. m fi m llc After all, l'm sure there is no place like home. She Xvhy. has something unpleasant hap- penecl at the cluli. clear? 9' 1' S Clrrgurnnn l pronounce you man anrl wilt- tht- rinxf. please. t'onjurn'r fu-arlnmg IH his pocket anrl pull- uug out a ralilntj Mosh. ilu- wroni: acl. O 'Wvitlx whom was your will' quarrelinq la-at night 'U Uh er she was srohling the rloggf' Poor lxeast l llealtl her threaten to lake llie Ixont floor lu-ff away lroln latin. Youth Y-Wliy do you believe in long engage- ments? llcnpeck'-The longer the engagement the shorter the marriage. Dk Ik Ik Teachers'-Dicl your father help you with this problem? Ifnlwlwy --No, I got it wrong myself! . A'fi.9sior1arye'--Wliy do you look at me so intently? Curmilml --I am the foorl inspector. :iz :iz :Qi Lamllady This room is supposed to he haunted lay a Scotchman. . ljfospccliuc lcnanl sl'll soon get rifl of him. I ll install a church collection hox. ar ar m UXTvllll'l'C are you heading, olcl man? nl ni looking for someone to lencl me Silo. Uh. then :lon t let me cletain you. if 101 112 Si l umlerstanrl some ol your hens have sloppecl laying. -'IUUUU Iwo ol them have, anyway. Si XVhat's the cause? I xlflirifllcl A molorfcar. I 1 - H i I u t Z: : :ls It 1: I AU HoKEND f I MAIN 5' -11- PHONE 9 I I mu' Um' llumlrvtl lrlllilfll vivlil +I'

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fi' an 'I 'U ll Sl :I 11 : I 1 1 I ..- ERROL K- PETERS, Dffedvf REYNOLD C. PETERS, Business Aflsnsgsf WE TEACH E of MUSIC WE BOOK I Il ALLIED AR I PIANO VIOLIN an CONCERT ENSEMBLES CELL0 VOICE DANCE ORCHESTRAS I TI-IEORY I-IARMONY COMEDY SKITS APPRECIATION 28 NORTH SIXTH ST. PHONE 8432 MUSICAL NOVELTIES MUSIC HISTORY ALLENTOWN PE CONCERT OROANISTS li , NNA. SIC-HT READING CHURCI-I CIflOIRS U COUNTERPOINT INSTRUMENTAL SOLOIQTQ H COMPOSITION RADIO PROGRXIIVIS VOCAL SOLOISTS ff CHURCH AND THEATRE -- V D . L x 1. , ORGAN STUDFNT PFCITALS CCM UGS H BAND AND ORCHESTRA VOCAL QUARTILTS I' CONDUCTINO i IVIAOICIANS ' BAND AND ORCHESTRA LECTURERS ' INSTRUMENTS FACULTY CONCERTS PUBLIC SPEAKERS H ACCORDION MALE CHORUSES I ALL FRETTED W I INSTRUMENTS Branch School OMEN S CHORUSES D HARMONICA BANDS U RAMAUCS EMAUS NATIONAL BANK BLDG. VM,OEV,,4m ACTS ,I PUBLIC SPEAKING EMAUS, PENNA. : In f :I Crookshank fsecond-story manj - Come Employer-So you are applying for position H here, song l'm going to give you a thrashing. as night watchman. Have you any refer- Small Son-I was awfully hungry, dad: ences? H really I was. Applicanl-No, but l've got a doctor's Croolqshank--l'm not correcting you for Certificate showing that l've suflcred from V taking the jam, but for the careless way Insomnla for the last ten years. H you've left your Hnger-prints around. ss ss A U ss sis 4: The woman lion tamer was a wonderful A I person. She beckoned to the Iierest lion, M0fl1Cf'N0W, .llmmys SUPPOSS YOU Were and he meekly came to her and took a piece to hand Willie a plate with a large and small of Sugar out of her mouth. piece Of cake on it, wouldn't you tell him to Anyone Could do that, Said a man from take the larger piece? the audience. ld 3 jimmy-No. DO you dare to say you cou ? Mother'-Why not? Certainly-just as well as the lion. 'I Jimmy-Because it wOuldn't be necessary! O gk a H 95 96 3' What are you eating there? It looks like 3 Lady-A stron? man like You Oughtmt a il'i3IgIsIislffuifI3ss It is. The doctor IOICI ms I I to beg' Why don t you look round for a Job? needed more animal nourishment. 'I Hobo-I can't look round, lady: I SZOUYF1 H stiff neck. L fl: 3: 1 ' :l: :iz :' jim-YOu'll keep our engagement I1 dark ' Overheard one morning at an American secretxwonhyon,-lflellIe?ld' ,, flying ground. The Spirit of St. Louis, Colo- NCUICQI le I Te WO' ' R nel I..inclbergh's airplane, was makmg a few sg gk sk silver circles before its descent. I' -f ' - - f- - t - Lillle jane--Teacher, I ate a worm. torslt s l..InboIg! shouted one of the spec a Teacher,-Now' Jane, thmk how bad the H Not Linboig, Lindbergh, corrected a mimma worm felt to have her lIttle baby : nearby pedant. H , ea ep up' - - I ..Well,,, said the shouting Spectator. hes LIll.le jane Cirjgimphantlyj I ate the flying LinbOig's plane. Worm S mamma' ' ' u ln n ll an I I In u n I4 I ul ll Ill ul ll lu III lu Page One Hundred Thirly-scv CT!

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1-Q I B2 Ill!!! I for! ' :fm X . IM. 319 I f. - MQ! I 'FF ERVICE IS OUR ATISFACTIGN Wm L EALICS MEAT MARKET Q HOKENDAUQUA PENNSYLVANIA S. W. SNYDER sz SON ELECTRICAL REFRIGERATION, MEADOW VVASHERS 3 RADIOS : MAIN STREET AT I9TH NORTHAMPTON, PA. 'I PHONE 931 P 2 W. M. DEIIBERT 81 SON . COAL AND BUILDING MATERIAL Z I-IOKENDAUQUA : Young Man-I learned all my dancing by mail. l.kYoung Lady-You do waltz sort of post- 1 e. :Q: :fc sl: He-You loolc like a sensible girl. Let's get married. She-Nothing doing. l'm just as sensible as I look. Pk :R wk Beryl-And what did father say when you told him you couldn't sleep for thinking of me? Merle-I'Ie offered me a job as night watch- man in his factory. I ll u li Barber- Is there any particular way you'd like your hair cut? J Freshman-Yeah. OIT. :fz :lt :fc , I Gucsl-Your flmners are always a success Mrs. De Smythe. I'Iow do you select your I' 3 menus. Hoslcss-The doctor has given me a list of things I mustn't eat, and I choose the dishes from that. J Pk we Pk 'The body lay in state at the family home here today, while thousands of friends and admirers passed the beer. s u u an n I al: u l l 1+ Page One Hundred Thirty-nine