Wheeling High School - Record Yearbook (Wheeling, WV)

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MONEY BACK IF DISAPPOINTED The same courtesy shown when you return a garment as when you buy it New York Waist House 1058 Main Street Wheeling, W. Va. Beautiful Dresses Silk Underwear Spring Blouses Fan Tan Hosiery Pan Tanette Cuff Hose M ust give satisfaction, or replacement guaranteed. A WISE BOY Why have I never married? repeated Matty, the bachelor, as an ac- quaintance asked him the question. Well, years ago, in a crowd, I accidentally trod on a young lady's gown. She turned furiously, beginning, 'Oh, you clumsy brute.' Then she smiled very sweetly and said, 'Oh, I beg your par- don, I thought you were my husbandl' So when I came to think it over, I decided that I'd let marriage alone! Wife- A little bird told me you're going to get me a fur coat. Husband-A'Musta been cuckoo. Customer-Wonder why I have to pay so much? You don't have to cut off so much hair from my head. Barber-I charge for having to search for it in your case. What's the matter with the prisoner, why doesn't he answer? He's deaf, your honor. Dismissed I can't convict a man without a hearing. The softest job in the world is keeping the grass cut on the North Pole. The hardest job is trying to catch rats by making a noise like a piece of cheese. Wanted-Young lady to sell tickets, someone fast that can take care of large crowd.-Seelye Theatre. Him- I'd marry you all right, only you are too dumb! Her- You're right, boy, you need a wife with brains enough for two. 170

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Compliments of The Home of Good Clothes To AT POPULAR PRICES KLINE BROS. l l 17 hapline Street H42 Main Street ' Phone 32 Mr. Foster: I don't believe See that prof? He's the most you're a trained nurse. popular chaperon on the campus. Miss Beck: Why not? Why? Mr. F.: l've never seen you do His shoes squeak. amy tricks. -Nebraska Awagwan. -Stanword Chaparral. U Well. He and C100 Death, when Is Thy Sting l'1rst Student: I wonder how --would you like to lake a nice nld Miss Gregory is. Second Student: Quite old, I -Awhyl l'el love tor' replied the imagine. They say she used to teach Caesar. -NVashington University Dirge. ,Iowa Frlvoll long walk? she asked. young man caller, joyously. Well, don't let me detain you. CHAS. NORTEMAN MEAT TREATS 4320 Jacob Street MARKETS BIRCH LYNN WOODSDAI.E SOUTH WHEELING 171

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MERGE PHARMACY Accuracy and Service a Specialty 4315 Jacob Street Phone 1239 THE LOG CContinued from page 1655 bination Mardi Gras, Play, Dance, Bake Sale, and minstrel called The Carnival. The event was a red letter day in the history of the school and many enjoyed the event. May 7-The high and mighty descended to Freshman levels on this day and created great excitement by coming to school on kiddie kars and velocipedes. This was BABY DAY. May 8-The Musical Department under the supervision of Mr. Edwards presented a blackface minstrel which proved a huge success. Yea, MISTER INTERLOCUTOR. She: I'd like to buy a petticoat. F. W.: Antique department on the sixth floor, Miss. Take elevator to right. Men's lVear that Men Wear Harry Superior's Fashion Shop Wear Adler Collegian Clothes OTTO Shoes for Men SPEEDY SHOES FOR YOUNG MEN 1105 Market Street S6 S7 S8 169