Wheeling High School - Record Yearbook (Wheeling, WV)

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100 START-ONLY 2 FINISH! According to U. S. Government statistics, only two out of each 100 students whoi enter the fifth grade ever graduate from college. just think of it-a mortality of 9861 Who's Who in America , that great authority on successful living Americans, contains the names of 87 times as many high school graduates as there are those who have had only grammar school training, but 800 times as many college graduates. What is the answer? It can only be this: You will succeed in life's work in proportion to how well you are prepared. The trained minds lead the world. Your future-the most important future of all, as far as you are con- cerned-lies just beyond the echo of the next clock-tick-Just back of the dawn of the new day-just behind the next leaf of the calendar. What are you doing now to prepare for it? MARIETTA COLLEGE-the Pioneer College , historical in name and great in achievements, has been training men and women for leader- ship and lives of usefulness since 1835. The college is located in beautiful old Marietta where one enjoys a life worth living while preparing for the better things of life, Ask us for catalog and illustrated literature. MARIETTA COLLEGE MARIETTA Chartered 1835 OHIO Compliments of Harold Jarvis Garage 9 2 7 Market Street Phone 5 3 7 Absent-minded Professor Cmeet- ing his sonjz Hello, George, h0w's your father? Sambo was bemoaning the fact that he had forgotten to latch his chicken-coop the night before. Were your chickens stolen? he was asked. No, he replied, dey went home. Bill R.: CAfter she had refused to kiss himj: Oh, well, I was only joking. Alice: What a pity! So was I. Girls are prettier than men. Naturally. No,-artificially. -C. C. N. Y. Mercury.

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MERGE PHARMACY Accuracy and Service a Specialty 4315 Jacob Street Phone 1239 THE LOG CContinued from page 1655 bination Mardi Gras, Play, Dance, Bake Sale, and minstrel called The Carnival. The event was a red letter day in the history of the school and many enjoyed the event. May 7-The high and mighty descended to Freshman levels on this day and created great excitement by coming to school on kiddie kars and velocipedes. This was BABY DAY. May 8-The Musical Department under the supervision of Mr. Edwards presented a blackface minstrel which proved a huge success. Yea, MISTER INTERLOCUTOR. She: I'd like to buy a petticoat. F. W.: Antique department on the sixth floor, Miss. Take elevator to right. Men's lVear that Men Wear Harry Superior's Fashion Shop Wear Adler Collegian Clothes OTTO Shoes for Men SPEEDY SHOES FOR YOUNG MEN 1105 Market Street S6 S7 S8 169

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Compliments of Spears and Riddle Automobile Supplies Compliments of IHLENFELUS BARBER SHOP 1505 Market St. Basement Intelligencer To the Class of 1925 Smoke San Felice Little Cigars 10 for 25c James B. McKee Cigar Co. Ardent Suitor Cto her maidl: Here's five francs if you will get me a lock of her hair. Maid: Make it a gold piece, and I will get you the whole wig. Lady Con trolleyjz Do you charge for children? Conductor: Not under live. Lady: Oh! That's all right then. I only have three. Mr. Ewing will have to put sand on the Hoors of the class rooms so that the Sheiks of Wheeling High School may feel at home. Signed-C. U. Later. Wife: A little bird told me y0u're going to get me a fur coat. Husband: Musta been cuckoof