West Paris High School - Nautilus Yearbook (West Paris, ME)

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QURQQDUQQSMU? Mutt and Jeff -------- ----- Q - Plutto --------- -------- Nancy and Sluggo ------------- Katzenjammer Kids ------------- Fritzi Ritz and Phil ----------- Tillie the Toiler ------------- Archie and Jughead ------------ Veronica and Betty ------------- Henry ------------------- Little Lulu ---------------- Tubby ------------------- Joe Palooka ---------------- Hot-Rod Happy ---------------- Daisy and Donald Duck ----------- Blondie and Dagwood ------------ Dick Tracy ---------------- Mr. and Mrs. Plushbottom ---------- Wilbur and Bed --------------- Superman ----------------- Petunia Pig ---------------- Popeye and Olive Oyl ----------- Hopalong Cassidy -------------- The Phantom ---------------- Mary Worth ---------------- Jiggs and Maggie ------------- -' -1 -L Q -1 NL.AAUl - - -Jimmy and Gilly - - - Mr, Reidls Dog - - - Jane and Glenn - - - Alpo and Keijo - Elaine and Kenneth - - - - - -Mrs. Ross - - - -Bud and David - - - Irene and June - - - -Alpo Saarinen - - - Connie Dolphin - - - -Wesley Pierce - - - - - Joe Perham - - - Frankie Perham - Miriam and Frankie - - - Mary and David - - - - - -Mr. Black - - Betsy and Wesley - -Gordon and Harold - - Raymond Polvinen - f--- Polly Baker - - - Dennis and Pat - - - -Richard Brett - - - - - - Mr. Reid - - - - Miss Chaplin - - -Irene and Hiram Martin but no Swallow Gill but no Fish Ring but no Bell Buck but no Doe Hammond but no Organ Pierce but no Arrow Lamb but no Sheep Young but no Old Black but no White Chaplin but no Church Baker but no Bread Stone but no Rock Dean but no Professor Cole hut no Furnace Rupert but no Ale Heath but no Meadow Ward but no Hospital Damon but no Spencer Hayes but no Fog Swift but no Slow Millett but no Wheat Polly but no Parrot Day but no Night Pop but no Mom Small but no Large Beaver but no Muskrat June but no July Bitstock but no Hammer Bud but no Flower Reid but no Write An Alpo but no Soprano An Ethel but no Gasoline

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F' 5' V' F XJ I Q id 7l NJ I i - ,f v 'Y . nl L fl g V ., J I QJX- U jg, ra T f' be . KJ Alpo Cin English classl WI donlt like the flies in this room.W Mr. Reid lsweetlyl UTell me which ones you don't like and I'll chase them out for you.W Joseph stepped up to the plate and waved a bat, menacingly. Bud Hadley wound up and let go--strike one. Joe swung at the second pitch and missed--by a mile. Again, the third time he took a swip and missed, When he walked away from the plate he announced, 'Three strikes and out, Boy, am I a pitcherln Daffynitions: Oboe--an ill wood-wind that nobody blows good. Parrot--only living creature with power of speech content to re- peat just what it hears without trying to make a good story of it Mr. Black chalked the formula HNO3 on the blackboard. Then he pointed a finger at the sleepiest member of the class and said, Wldentify that formula.n WEr, ah,W Franklin stalled, WI've got it right on the tip of my tongue.W ' Wln that case,H Mr. Black observed dryly, WYou had better spit it out, my boy. It's nitric acid.n Dennis and Patty were sitting alone in the living room one evening when the phone rang. Dennis answered it. He said on the phone WHow on earth should I know? Why don't you call the Coast Guarda' Then he hung up. Patty inquired, Wwho was that?W Dennis said, NI haven't the faintest idea. Some silly jerk wanted to know if the coast was clear.W Edna and Harold were riding home from a Prom dance one moonlight night. WYou're beautifulln he murmured audibly. HThat golden hairln nThank you,W she answered. ' nAnd your big blue eyes! They're beautiful, tooln nThank you.W WAnd your lips--and pearly teethlu She again thanked him. As they rode along he continued to shower her with compliments, but she remained silent. Suddenly she spoke 0Can you drive with one hand?W she asked, softly. WSure,W he quickly replied, hopefully. . NWell,W she suggested, Nwipe your nose--it's drippingln Chuck fingered his flashlight lovingly, Ulf I turn this beam straight up in the air,W he said to Bud, UI'll bet you a buck and a half you can't climb up it,n WI'm wise to your tricks,n replied Bud. WI'd get half way up and then you'd turn it offlw

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O THE IDEAL GLAMOUR GIRL IN OUR SENIOR CIASS WOULD HAVE THE-- Hair of--June Heikkinen Eyes of--Irene Ross Teeth of--Irene Ross Complexion of--Betsy Dolphin Height of--Beatrice Doble Clothes of--Joyce Buck Legs of--June Heikkinen Nose of--Thelma McKean THE IDEAL GLAMOUR BOY IN OUR SENIOR CLASS WOULD HAVE THE-- Hair of--Chuck Haines Eyes of--Chuck Haines Teeth of--Bud Hadley Complexion of--Joe Perham Height of--David Ellingwood Clothes of--Leland Doughty Physique of--Bud Hadley Nose of--Joe Perham sfff ' fzjlx LID A man named Black was bothered by a case of dandruff and finally decided to do something about it. In one day he consulted four different barbers. The first one poured green tonic on his head, the second, red tonic, the third, used blue tonic, and the fourth remedy was purple tonic. Three days later he told his wife. UMy dandruff is gone, but it has turned into oonfettivn The deer hunting set likes to recall Mr. Reid's routine when, just before going out to stalk a moose or two, he caught sight of him- self in a full length mirror, gasped in horror, and exclaimed, nThank goodness I'm out of seasonlu David's face appeared in the window of his beloved's bedroom. nGet a move on,n he hollered, Hand let's get this eloping business over with,n n?e qulet,U cautioned Mary, NDaddy will hear us and spoil all our P BHS. V HI wouldn't Aworry about that,H said David, HHe's down on the ground holding the ladder.u Little Marie came downstairs bellowing lustily. nWhat's the matter now?H said Mrs. Black. NDaddy was hanging pictures and just hit his thumb with a hammerj' said Marie. ' HThat's not so serious,U soothed Mrs. Black. HA big girl like you shouldn't cry at a trifle like that. Why didn't you just laugh?n HI did,n sobbed Marie.