West Paris High School - Nautilus Yearbook (West Paris, ME)

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F' 5' V' F XJ I Q id 7l NJ I i - ,f v 'Y . nl L fl g V ., J I QJX- U jg, ra T f' be . KJ Alpo Cin English classl WI donlt like the flies in this room.W Mr. Reid lsweetlyl UTell me which ones you don't like and I'll chase them out for you.W Joseph stepped up to the plate and waved a bat, menacingly. Bud Hadley wound up and let go--strike one. Joe swung at the second pitch and missed--by a mile. Again, the third time he took a swip and missed, When he walked away from the plate he announced, 'Three strikes and out, Boy, am I a pitcherln Daffynitions: Oboe--an ill wood-wind that nobody blows good. Parrot--only living creature with power of speech content to re- peat just what it hears without trying to make a good story of it Mr. Black chalked the formula HNO3 on the blackboard. Then he pointed a finger at the sleepiest member of the class and said, Wldentify that formula.n WEr, ah,W Franklin stalled, WI've got it right on the tip of my tongue.W ' Wln that case,H Mr. Black observed dryly, WYou had better spit it out, my boy. It's nitric acid.n Dennis and Patty were sitting alone in the living room one evening when the phone rang. Dennis answered it. He said on the phone WHow on earth should I know? Why don't you call the Coast Guarda' Then he hung up. Patty inquired, Wwho was that?W Dennis said, NI haven't the faintest idea. Some silly jerk wanted to know if the coast was clear.W Edna and Harold were riding home from a Prom dance one moonlight night. WYou're beautifulln he murmured audibly. HThat golden hairln nThank you,W she answered. ' nAnd your big blue eyes! They're beautiful, tooln nThank you.W WAnd your lips--and pearly teethlu She again thanked him. As they rode along he continued to shower her with compliments, but she remained silent. Suddenly she spoke 0Can you drive with one hand?W she asked, softly. WSure,W he quickly replied, hopefully. . NWell,W she suggested, Nwipe your nose--it's drippingln Chuck fingered his flashlight lovingly, Ulf I turn this beam straight up in the air,W he said to Bud, UI'll bet you a buck and a half you can't climb up it,n WI'm wise to your tricks,n replied Bud. WI'd get half way up and then you'd turn it offlw