University of Wisconsin Eau Claire - Periscope Yearbook (Eau Claire, WI)

 - Class of 1934

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USE CLASSIFIED ADS — IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR WORK, A BOARDING PLACE, A ROOM, OR HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL, USE A CLASSIFIED AD The Eau Claire Leader and The Daily Telegram Eau Claire, Wisconsin {Continued from page 157) And kerchiefs numbered eighte. Fulle onne hys over r-coatc. hce drcwc. And spedde through posternne gate. Unhccdyng. goode Sir Murray tore Across hys neighbour s lawne. And hurdled hedge withe spryghtlie grace, Lyke somme slccke prankyngc fawnc. Awaie. awaie. I must awaie. ’ Quod hce, and spytt a spatt. Bye chaunce I'm late for classc todaic. I'll telle 'emm thys and thatt. Canto II Desparvnge, ynne a laste attemptc. Hce thumbed a passyng carrc; When dutie calls a manne of partes, Reserve goes ”au revoir. The dryver sawc him strugglyngc there Against the icic blowes; The dryver was a studentc, and Meethynks hce thumbed hys nose. Attc last the goode professor stopped; Hys sweete mouthc popped wyde ope. Quod hce, Were 1 hys dadde. I'd washc Hys thumbe and nose wythc soape. Perverted sense of humourc thatt. Ye foe of wytt and prudence; How cannc you rcconcylc thatt aette Wythc Eau Clayre's college studentes? Oh. noble schoole I ve seen you cope Wythc gamblyng and wythc thieves. I've herdc your wortnie pilotes flayle The cursed snotte-grecn seas. These glories holdc; they're yours bye grace Ol Hym who syttes onn hyghe. Butt Goddc forbyddc your studentes thus To pass Sir Murray bye. Canto 111 Sir Murray clenched hys fystes and wheeled. A curse was onne hys lypes; Chaste lypes whence slyps those flyppantc quyps Soc loved bye English Lits. Bye Jove. quod hce and struggled on, I'd better bee a jumpyn . Two bits, before 1 reach the dorre. I'll freeze a toe—or sumpyn'. And soc yt goes, hys toes did freeze— A noble sacrifyce To reach hys eager waityngc classc. A phyfanthropic pryce. How fate couldc bee soc down-righte mean, I haven’t wordes to saie— That daic was Tuesdaie. and you know. There ayn't no classe thatt daief—A.W. L'Envoy Toward his trusty parkynge playcc, SyngwilUvw, willow, willow. Fled studente varlct fast away, Willow, willow, syng willow; But whenne he came unto that spotte He foundc. alas, the space was notte, Soe myssed his classe, and a callynge gotte-Alack, alack, and alack-a-daye!—A.L M. Whoop and Hoi.ler I ts the fight ingest club in school. said Presidenf jim Barnes. Five of the members of Major Simpson's Physiography class decided that life was pretty dead, and Whoop and Holler was the result. This club has two principal aims: First, to yell louder than anyone else in assembly during pep meeting, and second, to keep Bill Zorn in g«xxl training for his career as an orator. An organized cheering section insures the yelling. and constant speaking aids Bill. Every morning before class begins, the Board of Directors has a meeting. The Board consists of Jim Barnes. Al Setter. Bob Bemish. and Jim Hendrickson. Ihc club's code of ethics is too complicated to be printed in full. However, one important rule should be given. Two demerits shall be given to any member caught studying in the library or going to any class on time, says this rule. Besides the Board of Directors, there are several leading members. Tney are: Grand Chief of All the Exalted Whoopees— Don Barnes. Grand Chief of All the Exalted Hollcrcrs— Sam Hollcn. (Continued on page 159) one hundred fifty eight

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Collegiate It should be of greatest interest to all educators to discover that the class of '34 has opened the portals of learning, and has added hitherto unknown realms of knowledge. The new store of facts was brought to light by a general information test administered (without previous warning) by Mr. Fox. Some of the amazing and almost Riplcy-esquc responses to the test questions revealed the following data: Zook (United States Commissioner of Education) is a river in Russia, also the Chief of the Soviet Korea is an island in Japan, or as one Senior would have it. the Mohammedan Bible. Carthage, despite the teachings of our geography and history teachers, may be located any where except in America Amur (river in Manchuria) is now Mayor of New York. La Guardia has mysteriously become the Commissioner of Education. This is a secret unknown even to President Roosevelt. The Volga is a river in Manchuria. Hypotenuse, that banc of the mathematics student struggling with the Pythagorean proposition, appears in the new light of a character in Greek mythology- The Fox. Rock, and Chippewa rivers flow into the Wisconsin River, the Mississippi River, and l-akc Superior. simultaneously. Racine and Kenosha have moved to the banks of the Mississippi. Perhaps the mayors of the two cities preferred a river location. The Magna Carta is a charter drawn up by the Pilgrims before landing at Plymouth Could it be that English historians have been mistaken these many years1 If so. there is a chance that they were wrong about Feudalism, which one Senior defined as “a social practice in the Kentucky mountains, in which the natives engaged in feuds.Feudalism was also defined as an industrial system in France during the French Revolution. The Ganges is a river, u country, a city, a mountain range Choose according to your preference. Silas Marner has become one of Dickens' most famous novels. Only a few of the samples of the answers found in the test have been listed. Without a doubt, nearly every one. after reading them, will sec the great advantages offered by a college education. The Friz-Toe Tragedik Canto I The glasse-faccd songster. Bvgc liennc Cloc I Ian wounde hys bugle home. And toldc the wcarie professor The commyngc of the morne. Kyngf A. L sawc the ruddie streakes f lyghtc cclypsc the grcic. And herdc Mrs. A. L.’s boomyngc voyce Proclayme the fated daie. Okch, quod hcc. for. by the Goddc Ihatt syttes enthron'd' on hyghe. My studentes surclie crowdc the doore; For mce theye pync and syghe Thence, wythc a boxc of F ! F's (iContinued on page 158) Dells Paper Pulp Co. EAU CLAIRE, WISCONSIN Manufacturers of School Papers, Tissue Papers, Fruit Wraps, Paper Towels, Figures and Manilas, and all Specialty Papers made from Sulphite and Groundwood. one hundred fifty-seven



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GRADUATION is indeed an important event. More so in your case because it marks your advent into the Teaching Profession — a notable achievement. Educating the youth of America is a great responsibility as well as a real contribution to the future welfare of our country. Whether you teach in Wisconsin, Michigan, or Minnesota, may we help you with your problems? Nearly fifty years of experience in the school supply and equipment business places at your disposal the services of specialists in this field. For your convenience warehouses and display rooms are maintained at Lansing. Michigan; Minneapolis, Minnesota; Milwaukee and Eau laire, Wisconsin. When you start to teach send for our catalog. You will find it very helpful. Requests for information or orders which you send will find us mindful of our obligation to sender Service to the School Children of America. Eau Claire Book Stationery Co. Eau Claire Wisconsin one hundred fifty-nine

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