University of Wisconsin Eau Claire - Periscope Yearbook (Eau Claire, WI)

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AANES STUDIO PHOTOGRAPHS LIVE FOREVER PHONE 9731 Appointments Day or Night ONE RLOCK SOUTH AND ONE BLOCK EAST OF POSTOFFICE 708 SO. FARWELL ST. EAU CLAIRE, WISCONSIN (Continuedfrom page 149) ceding speech) Har-rr-rumph If there arc no more announcements. I should like to call a meeting of all the young ladies here in the auditorium right now. (Nodding to men students) You’re excused (One of the main attractions of this delightful little performance is the mental confusion of the audience as it tries to figure out what a girl would do who (1) was named Mary ' Somebody.” und so was to report to the office immediately after assembly. (2) was supposed to stay for the girls' meeting, (3) was one of those who was to report to Dr. Davenport's office immediately, etc., and (4) was a member of the W.A.A and was to have her picture taken immediately, etc., and (5) was a member of the debate squad, which was to meet in Mr. Donaldson's room immediately—you know the rest.) Can Animals Think? Can animals think’ 1 was asked. I went to the biologist. He said. “A starfish placed upon its back always uses the same two arms to right itself. When the two arms are incapacitated, the starfish learns, after one hundred and eighty trials, to right itself with the other arms Did the starfish think? Go to the psychologist.” he advised me, for he is more capable of judging this than I am. I went. Can animals think? I asked. He answered. l ogs dream. Isn't that thinking? All animals form images, and that's thought. Animals think concretely; but they form no concepts. To form concepts. which arc abstract ideas, applied to different situations. a language is needed Creatures have no lan- guage. and man has been unable to develop one for them; therefore they do not think abstractly as we do. That's what divides man from animals. However, some people claim animals have a language we can't understand He opened a book and read me the talk of the Elgcrfcld horses: Finally. Mr. Krall. noticing that horses tapped out of lessons. took down their tappings to sec if he could make anything out of them. Sure enough! Although the discourse was at times as incomprehensible as the first babblings of an infant, nevertheless there were fragments that could be understood. One day Krall told Muhamed that he was going to give him carrots: ‘Funuf (i.e., funf) replied Muhamed spontaneously. At another time he replied: 'lohn. hfr. gbn' (whann hafer geben —John gives oats) One morning when Zaril had shown himself lazy, his companion was asked. Warum was Zrif nicht licb’ and Muhamed answered. Weil vaul isd' (because he is lazy). ” 'And why is he lazy? 'Weil r sagt begin bwul nijd wisn' (because he said at the beginning that he didn s want to know anything). 1 went home thinking. I looked at my dog. With one paw uplifted, he glanced at me once and then would look no more. He knew I was staring at him; yet he would not risk a glance, but went on looking at the empty landscape. Do unimals think? J. O'D. J. Lange 1 know I'm not good looking, but what's my opinion against thousands of others'. WM. SAMUELSON DRY GOODS COMPANY EAU CLAIRE, WISCONSIN WE CARRY ONE OF THE LARGEST STOCKS OF DRY GOODS — READY-TO-WEAR — MILLINERY AND HOUSE FURNISHINGS IN NORTHWESTERN WIS. uiic hundred fifty

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Our of Limbo In spice of the fact that superstition is supposed to be a characteristic of the Dark Ages, some students here are superstitious. EIvcru Daul never fails to wish at the first star she sees in the evening. She also wears a charming pipe-cleaner idol called Iggy when she wants to have a good day. Clarice Chase broke three mirrors fifteen years ago when the family was moving. She is very sure that if this had not happened her luck during the last fifteen years would have been much better. Jim Barnes said. I am very superstitious. I like to break mirrors, am especially fond of black cats, and would look for bad luck if I saw a ladder against a house and failed to walk under it. Two prominent A Cappclla members, Lester Gilbertson and Jane Mooney, never sing before breakfast because of the old belief. Sing before breakfast, erv before supper. Jane also shuns cracks in sidewalks, because when she was still in hair-ribbons and short socks, she was told that to step on a crack was to break her mother’s back. Irene Lenz believes that some terrible calamity would come to her if she ever failed to put her left stocking on first. Art Hanstrom has a disreputable old blue and white hockey cap that he always wears on Mondays. Wednesdays, and Fridays, because it brings him gotxl luck in chemistry. I ave Zenoff expects a rainstorm if he finds himself looking cross-eyed. Art' Nadlcr always carries a pencil over his right jBBI lone Flatland believes that Friday, the thirteenth is an unlucky day. Betty Nielsen always wears the same apron when she makes-up characters for a play. The Assembly Hour (Being a mellowdrama with full directions for presentation and stage effects. May be produced by permission of Board of Regents in any Teachers’ College.) Curtain rises on stage, empty, save for a pulpitlike arrangement, which supports the frame of a tall, rather annoyed-looking man who is listed on the pro- Eram os President Schofield ' He is glaring at a uzzing aggregation of what appear to be college students. President Schofield—Har-rr-rumph! (long pause) HAR-RR-RUMPH! (pause). Well, when you people back under the balcony get through making announcements. I have a few I’d like to make. (Eventually a sort of silence falls, and President Schofield again speaks.) I lar-rr-rumph' (reads from slip in hand) Mary-Mary- looks like Zxcctaschrd no. that's not it—Mary —well, Mary somebody is to report to the office after assembly. And by the way, whoever wrote that announcement could stand a few lessons in penmanship. Hem' (Reads). The English Literature assignment for Friday is on the board in Room 233. Allan Randall is to see Mr. Murray immediately after assembly. Will the following (reading 38 names) meet in, in front of and in a line down the hall leading to Dr. Davenport’s office, at the close of assembly. Aa-aah, Arnold Resold may make his announcement. Arnie (rising and bowing suavely from the waist) First of all. 1 want to tell you little kiddies how glad I am to be with you again. And I should like to have a meeting of the M. A. A. governing board at the front of the assembly immediately after dismissal. President Schofield— Margaret O’Malley may make her announcement. Margaret (rising and donning a reproachful look) - I wish to remind all Seniors that their Periscope pictures must be in by the end of next week at the latest. This is the fifth and last deadline we are setting for you. And will the members of the following organizations please remain after assembly to have their pictures taken for the Periscope: M.A.A.. W.A.A., Y.W. C.A.. N R A.—no. I mean the French Club and Strut and Fret. President Schofield— Humph! Leonard Haas may make his announcement. I.conard (Rising and looking wildly about him as he speaks at the rate of 432 words a minute.) The Frenchclubwillholdamcetingasuppcrmccting.inthe c afe-teriaatseveno'clocktomorrownignt ;wc'dlikctoscecvcryon etherc;thecharg cisonlytenccnts .wcguarantccagaxj timetothosewhoattend ;willalldebatcrsmcctinMr l on-akkon'sroomforashorttimcatthccloscofasscmbly ’The oratorsarcaskedtoseeMr I onaklsonsomet imetoday. PrcsidcntSchofield—' Arc there any other announcements’ (silence) If not. I'd like to say a few words in regard to fees. (The program may be varied by having President Schofield talk about parked cars, if desired, in which ease it will be necessary to furnish him with a few license numbers to read. Either talk averages twenty minutes, and neither will be included here ) President Schofield (emerging unwearied from pre-(Continued on page I SO) CTO MEN IN ALL STAGES OF PUBLIC OR PRIVATE LIFE, BILLIARDS OFFER THE IDEAL RELAXATION IN THEIR DAILY TASKS—THESE MEN ARE REALIZING THE SURE ROAD TO MENTAL AND PHYSICAL WELL-BEING. TRY IT AT W. C. BUNDE Eau Claire, Wisconsin one hundred forty-nine

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