University of Texas Austin - Cactus Yearbook (Austin, TX)

 - Class of 1932

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Page 373 text:

The Thorn C HIS SECTION nas sometimes oeen known as Tke Axe, Dut a ruling ol tne President placing upon tne snoulaers ol tne censors equal responsibility -witn tne editors (pure tneory, ol course), nas somewnat dulled tne cutting edge. It snould be said, tnougn, tnat tins deed is quite m keeping -witn tne modern spirit ol keep your back yard and your college publications clean, and ol psycnology s newest prodigy, mental liygiene. Ine readers will miss some ol tne time-nonored institutions and grind nonors, but as tile and porcelain batn tubs nave displaced Saturday nignt s tin tub, so tne obscene cracks ol otner years are eliminated by good clean tun lor tne boys and girls. And really, w e don t mind mucn, altnougn it seems tnat tne system ol suppression nas not yet been properly perlected. J-ke censors are supposed to approve all material, and yet tne editors are neld responsible lor everytning ol an obscene, scandalous, or libelous nature. It is suggested tnat tnere is a bit too mucn ol cneck and double-cneck under tne present set-up. Ho-wever, we may tnank tne stars and tne present system ol cen- sorsnip lor tne mildness ol Ine Inorn. VV e add m closing tnat tbe old grind nas died and Irom its grave gro vrs a lair, pure, wnite lily. THE EDITORS.

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NINCOMPOOPS . . . ho nave oeen in tne public eve enouqk to make it sore — A rho have been m the pi T SPORTS: At the head of each band there is a person who struts his stuff. We are unique in having a self-appointed drum major as yell leader. Since that unfortunate day when Hankins was so agile as to dodge a well-directed pop bottle, he has been in front of us on the field of battle receiving the uni- versal bold. And in the stands everyone asks Is there no way out? ej EXTRAMURAL SPORTS: The authority upon which the mascot and the King Fish of Texas SPIRIT overtly represent the en- thusiasm of Longhorn fans has never been quite clear, but it is suggested that here lies an ex- planation for the dormancy of the rooting section. There is also a strong suspicion that these two shines are representatives of the Ryan Monoplane Company. ELECTIONS: J. D. (Just Dumb) Matlock, the election judge who instigated the stupid sweetheart swindle, was vice-president of the Student ' s Association until recent- ly. This weak sister is the brains of the so-called Little Campus polit- ical machine, the disgust of the men of the dormitory. Invariably pledging the solid support of the seething masses to everybody, he prides himself on the number of sell-outs he has made. ( J POLITICS: The avowed ambition of Joe (Porky) Poole is to be thought of as a tin horn politician. He is the only person on the cam- pus who speaks freely of a constit- uency, he firmly believes in the rule that a motion for adjourn- ment takes precedence over all others. Protege and ex-member of the Independent Inner Circle, he smokes genuine seegars (nickel). Page 3JS

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