University of Central Missouri - Rhetor Yearbook (Warrensburg, MO)

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..-..-.Y.-f-,-7-Y -- .A 4-f, -- - Q jfahle nf the Gulh btw: CWITH APOLOGIES TO MR. ADEQ Y NCE upon a time there was a Literary Society. It was established in an Institution. The Activities of the society were not only Literary, but Social. All the Girls who Belonged stood for the Best Brand of School Spirit and A-I Standards, to say nothing of loyalty to their Brothers, the Bacons. But along with their Higher Qualities, they possessed plenty of Pep and were never Stationary. They prided themselves on a number of Things: when the Social Committee of the In- stitution decreed a vote, they were happy to learn the Scads of girls who were simply Batty to be Osbornes. Then again, One of its members had risen to the distinction of Literary Editor of the Rhetor, of which any society would have been proud. While their program on the Bulletin Board registered a most approved Intellectual Feast, the Sergeants-at-Arms of this Reservoir of Culture witnessed Lots of Fun. Their Initiations were said to be Hair-Raisers and the timid initiates mounted the Goat with their fingers crossed. One of the Main Charms of this Society was its Versatility. They were surely Help to all the Best Methods of Banishing Dull Care. They thought simply Nothing at All of being as able to manage a modern employment agency as to conduct a profound and weighty Law Suit. They could scrub the front steps or carry off the Laurels in Declamation. One time their Brothers had a Banquet with Music and Clever Toasts. It was an Affair which will always be remembered as The Party and was popularly pronounced a Huge Success. These Girls and their Brothers laid claim to the Distinction of Promoting two Annual Affairs. The first Sure Thing occurred at Hallowe'en, and the Rabble were invited to'come costumed. The Bill-boards announced Many Hair-Raisers. There was a Movie which was a thriller and the Ten Thousand Dollar Beauty was built on the latest '15 model lines. The Minstrel Show was a Perfect Scream and there was no Fake about it except the Facial Land- scaping. The second Function, which was pulled off December 22, was more exclusive. It was a Pipe that the Perfect Imitation of the Greatest Delusion of childhood was none other than the boss Minstrel, all Trimmed up in White Fur. He took chargeof the Glittering Shrub and passed around Hard Hits, tagged with Appropiate Appellations to All Present. ' When it comes to Spirit! Well, the Osbornes can make the Frenzied Mob at a Kansas Game look Ill! Every one in school knows them and feels their Influence. They are even on Friendly Terms with the Faculty, which is Going Some: they feel that this fact alone should give the Wearers of the Gold Star Prestige for years to come. Moral: Literary needn't always be taken literally. I i - MARGARET GIBBS, 'l5. ' XL: LLX f5 M-plnfx ,rpg r ' fmy frbff fi H W fa X . -,H Page 88 W