United States Naval Academy - Lucky Bag Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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2 William David Taylor Covington. Virginia ' - Systems Engineering Nuclear Power — Submarines •■Wild Bill. ••Chief, — Bubblehead at hean. NAVTAGger extrodinaire. and an academic stud. Bui why take 21 hours second semester 1 c year? He ' s really too kind, but 1 guess he won ' t be loaning his car to bert again. Old fashioned, he lives in a log cabin, is infatuated with animals (gerbils?), and even his music says he should have been born 20 years earlier somewhere near Rudy ' s or a disco. ■ The Good Feeling music of the Big Chill era. Mr. Pro- fessional for the plebes and at drill — were the ' •eyes right for the company or yourself? How about the ladies? Should 1 mention Bunny and Me or maybe the Angel ? Then again there ' s the ••Arabian or . . . but your parents were right next door! I suppose 1 should stick to • Yolanda. Good luck in the fleet and on New London ' s Donut course. Thanks for the fry. SDS Alan Wilford Van Loon Hermanlown, Minnesota Computer Science Surface Warfare Computer wizard who crusaded against the Lynch-Demon, the Scharf-monster and the worm to become the savior of our weekend liberty. Printed everyone ' s papers. Despite being Christian music DJ for WRNV, and wearing new grooves in his Amy Grant records, still finds I Spit on Your Grave to be the greatest movie of all time. Reads only Mack Bolan one man against the world. Guess he needed that TV, er, computer monitor, to watch the Twins win the World Series. We didn ' t hear the end of that for a while. Great NAVTAG plotter; do they have radar on your new ship, Al? Engaged for three years. Always a Marine at heart. Yes, I had to come all the way from MN to USNA to find what I needed, but once I found it, 1 never let it go. People said I would never make it into USNA, and then said 1 would never make it. Well, I am here, and I made it, and 1 owe it to support from those same people who said I wouldn ' t make it. Thanks M V SK, AVL Jeffrey Robert Williams Port Jefferson, New York Mechanical Engineering Nuclear Power — Submarines Jeff, the biggest slouch around is, as a SENIOR, the only midshipman STILL boycotting the chickwich. To him every girl was the most beautiful girl in the worid, but that may just show his kindheartedness. Speaking of kindheartedness, it can be seen by the fact that he even knew one of his teacher ' s names, but that was the one that he stayed up all night for to do three homework problems. He was shy about video cameras; ' •Mom, that ' s how we say hi. Bladah-bladah at 000 090 270 relative! The one wildman of the company, he was guest singer for some band in Rye, New York, probably while cheering for his favonte team, the mighty METS! If you see him, ask him about his Halloween Ritual, or Toy Master (noses and masks). Good Luck, Jeff, we ' ll remember you always as one of the boys. AVL Anthone Raynell Wright Lackawanna. New York Economics U. S. Marine Corps Hey! ' Toine! Keep your hands to yourself Anthone has his own reserved seat in the wardroom: •Can I take that chair with me? Here we have, fresh from Second Company, the first Nuclear Tank Driver! He was heavy into 1 50 ' s football, but was the only one on the team that had to gain weight for weigh-ins. Speaking of 1 50 ' s, for some reason he couldn ' t take the pressure of intramurals. yet he managed to be a 1 50 ' s Star. Love that Colt .45. The Ladies call me Mr. Right. Anthone was the only man in the company with one leg and two toothpicks! Watch out Marines, you ' ve got one heck of a great guy coming your way! AVL 431

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Richard Schwarz Massapequa Park, New York Physical Science Surface Warfare Light ' em up, Bob! Rich was one of the true whiteworks fiends. Always relaxed and skating, he was heavily into LAX, in more than the sporting sense. Known as the most durable midshipman, Rich was always injured, always in whiteworks, and never at formations. As a matter of fact, he was rumored to have slept even more than Rich Q., but this is hard to prove. All that is proven is that he has never drilled. He was Wingnut ' s fielders choice at the axe boards, and was immortalized as the object of the famous quote: I could have had you out of here ... One thing that will never be forgotten is the time that he tried to break into Ric ' s condo with Jeff W.; except that it was rented out to someone else . . . ! All in all, quite a guy! AVL Jon Arthur Smith Greenacres, Washington Ocean Engineering Naval Aviation Jon Smith!? Come on, what ' s your real name? Coming from the state famous for it ' s apples, he sickened us by eating them seeds and all. Academics always proved a challenge for Jon; no one could study so much and get so little for it. Instead of climbing the ladder of success, Jon chose to scale the Japanese Monument and then descend to the depths of Smoke Hall. The youngest of our small group, he finally turned 2 1 at Army our senior year, but had already proven his love of excess. Next time don ' t wrestle a judo expert, and abstain before leading PEP for the Class of ' 91. Workout animal, woman chaser, and the man with the moon-pie face; Jon never got the recognition he worked so hard to earn ... so here ' s to you, Jon-O: you ' re the best of the best. Take care and Warn all your NFO ' s to keep their oxygen masks on after you ' ve had Mexican food. Turn and bum to the top of the Navy, crazy Jon! PGK Bernardo Solis Cartagena, Colombia Political Science Foreign National Claiming to be a foreign national, Bemie El Guapo Solis came to us from the Colombian Naval Academy by way of George Mason. Never one to be punctual, he arrived to plebe summer two days late. His reputation as a Latin Lover soon became well established. After a brief career as a genius in Colombia, Bemie decided to major in Political Science, with a minor in wires, or threads. He is now a LTM. Bernie, a former member of the SECNAV list, sampled many delights of the States. He eamed several marks of approval. A true capitalist, Bernie seemed to be the chief purchaser of computers, CD ' s, and a sure steady user of the phrase Charge it! He dragged a group of us down to siinny Cancun, where the principal language is English. Poor Bemie is going to be stuck in Cartagena, and then flight school in Germany. Bemie, invite us to the Colombian White House when you ' re president. lAP Steven Douglas Stuck Thousand Oaks, California General Engineering Naval Aviation A one-time (one semester) HE major who soon saw the light. Crazy times from the start, with D B parties, falling out of a cab in SDB Levi ' s in Times Square, etc. But he always knew the way home, whether he got there by Rabbi Smith carrying him there or by sliding along the wall until he bumped into the Pepsi machine, then turning right. Careful when you turn over your pillow. Dreams of Porsche. Drives a Honda. Is it tme you had a comearound with your fiancee? This, of course, led to the Scharf-Stuck-Lynch Cold War. Hope that back mb was worth it. The focus in his life must be the stereo. World ' s largest CD collection. Belongs to the Incredible Stereo Deal of the Month Club, buying $2000 worth of Dragon junk and the infamous $3000 unreg speakers for cheap. Hope you can see your way thru P-cola. Good Luck; get fighters! WDT 430

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Thomas Andrew Zwoifer Wood Dale, Illinois Naval Architecture Nuclear Power — Submarines Tom Z-MAN Zwoifer. the last man in the class. Tom, get that dressing out of your inbox. Tom. What DID you do at Halsey? Oh, some of this, some of that. Sometimes known as Off-Color King, it wasn ' t at all related to the way that he ate, which would make a praying mantis proud. Tom will always be remembered here in Second Company as a founding father of the Japanese Monument Club, as well as for his outstanding performance as Golden Glove Third Baseman. Tom is truly dedicated, one of the very few remaining N. ' SiRCs. Tom, the fleet awaits you, and we know you are ready! WL RD Andrew Bowman Barker Arab. Alabama English Supply Corps Andrew came to the Academy with slightly different ideas than the rest of us. He thought that it was a country club college with a little bit of military thrown in. He survived 15th Co. plebe year, despite his command appearance at Ac Boards. Drew came to Third and created an Ice-box on 1-0 that was ignored for months by the company officer. Second class summer found him adjutant for Group 12. where he led by example with his disregard for ac- countability. He was only seen in P-Cola when he absolutely had to be there. He stayed, miraculously (unexplainably?). and committed for two more years of trying academics. He missed the Ring Dance for a cruise to Australia, but his date understood, and she didn ' t have to return her DDW ' s. First class year saw him have a few problems with driving his car. I don ' t think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite some time, Drewsome said. But it did, and he lost Spring Break, Athens Bound. CHG PEP Bruce Scott Bennett Maple Shades. New Jersey General Engineering U.S. Marine Corps Daroose was a Godsend to his two roommates; he saved them from the BM3. His pencil-neck frame earned him nicknames: Bruiser, Bubba. Norman, Grossberger, as well as a starting position on the varsity offensive line. He always kept abreast of the time, and it was well known that everything was proportional. Brother B was a Marine ' s Marine, and was often heard shouting Arf! or I did something stupid. He had two pet Doberman ' s which were kept in the hall nightly. As time progressed, he found that football am his life. His favorite quote was — -! which he serenaded to the company on many occasions. First class year he acquired the sporty fishbpwl, a fine machine that killed the ladies. In Daytona, he was the big stud, and in Australia he met his long lost Auntie May. We are quite sure that the Corps will choose to send Brutonomus to any hotspot in the world, so that he may put his diplomatic charm to work. CHG 432