US Army School of Nursing - Taps Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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CeJ C • T V C ' T ' NSBURY CAFE s 3 «.; Never Closed Phone; Georgia 2294 ' Georgia Ave. Ladies Invited White Duty Oxfords Is he strictly Jewish? Is he? Why he ' s so Jewish he takes ELITE SHOE SHOP the pigs out of animal crackers. 901 G Street, N. W. S. GCDDMAN Ladies ' and Gents ' Tailor Fancy Cleaning and Pleating Another explanation of the modern child ' s manners is that too many wood- sheds have been converted into garages. Phone Georgia 25 ' )3 Takoma Park, D. C. q ARK INN LUNCH Old Lady: So the angels brought you a new baby sister. Good Things to Eat Elsie: To see the fuss nurse makes you ' d think she came from Paris. D. L, RICHARDSON Phone: Georgia 1393 e qiENDEZVOUS I got insomnia. Gaskell and Fordyce How come? Proprietors I woke up three times during a lecture. LIGHT LUNCH 2

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' IKe Takoma ark ank TAKOMA PARK, MD., D,. C. Through mutual service has long enjoyed the pat- ronage of Walter Reed Hospital. ALL BAHKIXG FACILITIES I have a question to propound to you Neanderthal. Tell me now, which is the most valuable, a five dollar gold piece or a five dollar bill? Let me ponder Pithecanthropus, let me ponder. Why the five dollar bill of course. You can double it when you put it m your pocket. Right truly. Neanderthal, and when you take it out you will find it in- creases. Experience is something we get when we are look- ing for something else. JACOB ' S PHARMACY special Delivery Service We have anything you want If not, we will get it Georgia Ave. and Rittenhouse St. Compliments of q)AVID FELDMAN All J urses Welcome Phone Ga. 3785 Takoma Park PROGNOSIS Patient: Dr., how are my chances? Doctor: Oh, pretty good, but I wouldn ' t start reading any continued stories. J

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' T ' ost barber SKop T ost Tailoi SKop ' eauty Salon Walter Reed Hospital Red Cross Building Ladies ' and Military Tailor We Specialize in Ladies ' Silk Work All Styles of Hair Cutting Reasonable Prices Wor!( called for and delivered Beauty Shop Under Very Competent Operator ® For Appointment Call Georgia 1000, Branch 73 H. CHERI, Georgia 1000, Branch 107 HEALTHFUL BIRD ' S CANDIES PASTRIES ' Dresses Coats GIFT BASKETS OF FRUIT Silk Lingerie %m .0 ( LUnCHEOHETTE AFTERKOOH TEA DIHKER 601 Thirteenth St., N. W. BIRTHDAY Phone: Franklin 5752 604 Eleventh St., N. W. WEDDING ANNIVERSARY CAKES Phone: Main 8537 13th and F St. 1205 G St. Parcel Post Express Service