Port Clinton High School - Revista Yearbook (Port Clinton, OH)

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Winifred Mizener: I see the Bobleigh-Beiswanger wedding is to be a simple affair. Alma Nissen: I dare say: all weddings are simple. The complications don't set in until later. l 1 I lr il It Mr. Shively: Give me an example of the fitness of a name to the thing to which it is applied. Willis Misch: An orange sir. An orange is orange in color, it has the shape of an orange, the taste of an orange, and it is really and truly an orange, as its name would lead you to expect. Ill Ill It It I It Mother: Billy, are you teasing your little brother again? Bill: No, mother, he's crying because he dug a hole and now he can't bring it into the house. K 4 if It ll If A girl may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top. - 8 It lk 1 ir It Kenny Young: What steps would you take if you sa.w a ghost suddenly rise in your path? Melvyn Cooley: The longest I possible could. l ll O 1 l I Frank Carstens: What would you think of a boy who would make a girl blush? Nelson Schmidt: I'd think he was a wizard. If 1 U ll l 1 Kitty Haley: I looked through the keyhole last night when sister's beau came. Katherine Kilkhen: What did you find out? Kitty: The light. il tr F It i ll Rev. Hansen: Young man, do you attend a place of worship? Wilbur Durdel: Yes, Sir-I do. In fact, I'm on my way to see her now. 1 ll Ik il if ik Elizabeth Walters: What make do you suppose that funny looking cow is? Marguerite Leucht: Well, I don't know much about cows, but she looks to me part Hershey and part Horlickf' Ill lk if ak ll' Ii Kenny Young: So I have to take ether, do I? How long will it be before I know anything? Dr. Pool: Now Kenneth, you know you mustn't expect too much of either. It If lk Ill lk ll' Velma Reichert: This is the plot of my new story: A midnight scene: bandits creep stealthily toward the house: they scale a wall and force open a window: as they slip in, the clock strikes one - Bill Greer fthrilled and breathlesslyjz Which one? t lk lk 4 41 Ill Miss Kincade: What is hereditary? Voice from rear: My clothes. lk lk il 211 4' 4' Avonelle Branum: My mother sent me in to buy some nice meat, very tender, without any bone, gristle or fat on it. Butcher: Very good, madam, a dozen eggs. And what else? lk III lk Ik lk Ik Lillian Shroyer: Can this fur coat be worn out in the rain without hurting' it? Salesman: Now, lady, did you ever see a skunk carry an umbrella? ik IF ft 41 Sk Pk Emerson Scholes: I forgot my umbrella this morning. Buck Shinevar: I-I'ow did you remember that you had forgotten it? Emerson: Well, I missed it when I raised my hand to close it after the rain stopped. if Sl' Sk Sk lk ll! Mr. Clarke: VVhere do flies go in the winter? Mary Mizener: They go blind, they leave their specks on the wall? HF lk if if Ik Pk Alice L.: Why do you wear your glasses to bed? Mary Shook: I'm getting so short-sighted I can't recognize the people I dream about. ek HF Sk wk Pk Sk C5513 Qage Sponsored by gferjfjones Go .... gndianapolis . . gewelers

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