Port Clinton High School - Revista Yearbook (Port Clinton, OH)

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Winifred Mizener: I see the Bobleigh-Beiswanger wedding is to be a simple affair. Alma Nissen: I dare say: all weddings are simple. The complications don't set in until later. l 1 I lr il It Mr. Shively: Give me an example of the fitness of a name to the thing to which it is applied. Willis Misch: An orange sir. An orange is orange in color, it has the shape of an orange, the taste of an orange, and it is really and truly an orange, as its name would lead you to expect. Ill Ill It It I It Mother: Billy, are you teasing your little brother again? Bill: No, mother, he's crying because he dug a hole and now he can't bring it into the house. K 4 if It ll If A girl may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top. - 8 It lk 1 ir It Kenny Young: What steps would you take if you sa.w a ghost suddenly rise in your path? Melvyn Cooley: The longest I possible could. l ll O 1 l I Frank Carstens: What would you think of a boy who would make a girl blush? Nelson Schmidt: I'd think he was a wizard. If 1 U ll l 1 Kitty Haley: I looked through the keyhole last night when sister's beau came. Katherine Kilkhen: What did you find out? Kitty: The light. il tr F It i ll Rev. Hansen: Young man, do you attend a place of worship? Wilbur Durdel: Yes, Sir-I do. In fact, I'm on my way to see her now. 1 ll Ik il if ik Elizabeth Walters: What make do you suppose that funny looking cow is? Marguerite Leucht: Well, I don't know much about cows, but she looks to me part Hershey and part Horlickf' Ill lk if ak ll' Ii Kenny Young: So I have to take ether, do I? How long will it be before I know anything? Dr. Pool: Now Kenneth, you know you mustn't expect too much of either. It If lk Ill lk ll' Velma Reichert: This is the plot of my new story: A midnight scene: bandits creep stealthily toward the house: they scale a wall and force open a window: as they slip in, the clock strikes one - Bill Greer fthrilled and breathlesslyjz Which one? t lk lk 4 41 Ill Miss Kincade: What is hereditary? Voice from rear: My clothes. lk lk il 211 4' 4' Avonelle Branum: My mother sent me in to buy some nice meat, very tender, without any bone, gristle or fat on it. Butcher: Very good, madam, a dozen eggs. And what else? lk III lk Ik lk Ik Lillian Shroyer: Can this fur coat be worn out in the rain without hurting' it? Salesman: Now, lady, did you ever see a skunk carry an umbrella? ik IF ft 41 Sk Pk Emerson Scholes: I forgot my umbrella this morning. Buck Shinevar: I-I'ow did you remember that you had forgotten it? Emerson: Well, I missed it when I raised my hand to close it after the rain stopped. if Sl' Sk Sk lk ll! Mr. Clarke: VVhere do flies go in the winter? Mary Mizener: They go blind, they leave their specks on the wall? HF lk if if Ik Pk Alice L.: Why do you wear your glasses to bed? Mary Shook: I'm getting so short-sighted I can't recognize the people I dream about. ek HF Sk wk Pk Sk C5513 Qage Sponsored by gferjfjones Go .... gndianapolis . . gewelers

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WS A FACT It was midnight on the ocean, not a street car was in sight, I stepped into the drug store to get myself a light. The man behind the counter was a woman old and gray, Who used to peddle shoe strings on the road to Mandalay. The young child was running swiftly as he stood just where he sat, He was looking very slender but in appearance very fat. It was so hot he had frozen stiff in the moderate temperature there, And the silent halls were echoing, They will make a handsome pair. I turned around to run 3 and drove right off the dock, There was a ringing in my ears, it was exactly eight o'clcok. li It li il ll It When about to deliver an oration in a small town, the well-known speaker, Wallace Potts asked the chairman if he might have a pitcher of ice water on the platform table. To drink? inquired the chairman. No, answered Wallace dryly, I do a high diving act after my speech. l K 1 l 1 i Election scandal: Little Ellen: Daddy, does Mamma like all the politicians? Father: Why, Ellen! What do you mean? - Ellen: Well, when we went to vote today she put kisses after all their names. 3 il 1 if Ill ll Miss A. Smith: What does it mean here by 'seasoned troops?' Ray Wight fwithout hesitationjz Mustered by the officers and peppered by the enemy. lk 1 i if 1 if Father: Where in the world will I hide Tommy's birthday present? Mother: In the bathtub. if lk ll lk lk If Mildred Woodrlch: Fm glad I'm not a snake. Delores Durdel: Why so? Mildred: When he has a. stomach-ache, how's he know whether it's a stiff neck or a sore tail. lk if 1 if lk 81 Mr. Clarke: If you took a microscope and looked into a dogs lungs, what would you see? Voice from rear: Air I'll bet. Kenny F'1ore: Aw not at all. You'd see the seat of his pants. It il it lk if if Carl Brady: l've added those figures up ten times, sir. Mr. Ford: Good boy. Carl: And here's the ten answers. all if if if lv if In darkest Africa two natives were watching a leopard chasing a large, fat man. Can you spot the Winner? asked one. The winner is spotted, replied the other. It 4' 'll at if all Miss Gertrude Smith: Let's hear you prove that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the other two sides of this triangle. Harold Perrott: Let's not waste time, teacher, let's just admit it. ll' Sli il' It Ik K Fond father: Wasn't that nice? You like having a ride on father's knee, eh? Small son: Not bad-but I'd rather ride on a real donkey. Ik Sk if lk Ill ik Lois Balduff lat drug storel: I want to get some powder for my sister. Drug Clerk: You mean the kind that goes off with a big bang? Lois Balduffz No, sir-the kind that goes on with a small puff. 41 Sk lk Sk 41 lk Miss Blausey: Surely, you people know what a mirror is, what do you look at to see if your face is clean, after you have washed ? Seventh Graders Caltogetherl: The towel! if lk 41 lk lk :II Lady Driver: But I insist it was all my fault. Gentleman driver fthe brutel: Not at all, madam. It was my fault entirely. I saw you coming at least a hlf mile down the road, and I could easily have driven off into a field and dodged you. lk ll' ll' ik lk Ik Miss Rice: Harry Rath, what's on your mind? Harry ihalf asleepjz Nuthin'. Miss Rice: I thought so. 41 It if It i lk C5778 fpage :Sponsored by gferfgones Go. . . . Hndianapolis . . . jewelers

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