Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine - Synapsis Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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CS5 = STUDENTS of the College of Osteopathy Can get a discount by identifying themselves at M. AND H. Sporting Goods Co. 512 Market Street t Phhiladelphla Penna. G) ( =R 3i Sajous Cyclopedia has an ansiver when the emergency arises The Desk Index has 50,000 References Martinet ' s Diagnosis Gives a Systematic Analysis of Symptoms. F. A. Davis Company 1914 Cherry St. C. E. MANTZ, Sales ir«s93: FAMOUS BACKS Backbone Dobbin ' s Back Mac ' s Back Quarter Back Robby ' s Back Perk ' s Back Horse Back FIGHT SONG Then we ' ll fight for old P. C. 0. Fight to the end, boys, Never give in. Might and right shall win. So keep on Fighting ' til victory Crowns every man. Then ive ' ll fight, fight, fight; Yes, we ' ll fight, fight, fight, For P. C. O. [2nf n I 1 I I M IT-TTT

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)82S t1928S ■• H,. its of Wit Dietitian: A few leaves of lettuce without oil and a glass of orange juice. There, Madam, that completes your daily diet. Mrs. Ampleivaite: And am I to take this before or after meals? One of the members of a fraternity recently failed in all the courses he was taking. He telegraphed to a sympathetic mother: Failed all subjects. Prepare Papa. Mother telegraphed back: Papa prepared. Prepare yourself! , In the days of Adam when he patroled the Garden of Eden, woman was considered man ' s rib; now she ' s his neck. College is just like a washing machine; you get out of it just what you put in — but you ' d never recognize it. Say, Solomon, how do you get along so well with all your wives. ' Oh, you know a word to the wives is sufficient. A man was recently given life imprisonment for having a pint of gin on his person. X ' ' e wonder what would have happened to him if he had been caught with a still. Stop pounding that typewriter! Youll drive me crazy. Well, if a man can ' t typewrite in his own room, then I ' d like to know where he can. You know a man ' s room is his palace. Yeah; but who wants to typewrit e in a palace? The number of questions a Co-ed answers in class varies inversely as the number of times she answers the telephone. Diner (indignantly) : Say, waiter, bring the proprietor here at once; there ' s a fly in my soup. IVaiter: It ' s no use sending for the boss, sir, he ' s deadly scared of them himself. What ' s the matter with you? Eyes tired. Such terrible grammar! You should say, ' I am tired. ' Son (who has caught his father kissing the maid) : Whatcha doin ' , Dad, kissing the maid? Father: Bring me my glasses, son; I thot it was your mother. I hear that you married your stenographer. Yep! Back in those days she averaged a hundred and twenty words a minute, but when I got in last night a little late, boy, howdy!

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SJ sS JI= itej Tii TYPE-ART In this Rich and Pleasing Classical Garamond Type Face As Arranged and Set Throughout The 1928 Synapsis rHE OAKDALE COMPOSITION COMPANY S. W. Cor. Germantown and Sedgley Avenues Philiidelphia =R ?! iir«i9ii My goodnes, but that skirt is tight around the bottom. Yes, around the a-hem, too. S»igeoii: How ' s that patient with the mule gland operation this morn- ing- Resident: Not so well, Sir; he kicked himself unconscious last night. Where did you get this wonderful billing system? It could extract money from a Sotchman. I simply compiled the letters my son sent me from college. The gold-diggers ' slogan: Beauty is as beauty doughs. What makes you think she ' s a gold-digger? She called me ' mine ' and then did me dirt ! ' Customer: Gimme the biggest medical dictionary you got. Bookseller: Certainly, Doctor Customer: Doctor, nothing! I ' m an ad writer. This Scotch is one hundred years old. Funny; it tastes as good as new. t ?; r(5 Jr n:he BURLING PRINTSHOP jf. dS,v1 Printing 2133 N. FIFTH STREET PHILADELPHIA ii(2?Tt ;jr s£)3) ? , N?L; [212}