North Dallas High School - Viking Yearbook (Dallas, TX)

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Barber: Was your tie red when you came in? Customer: No, it wasn't. Barber: Goshl 114 Pk ik Iunk Man: Any old beer bottles you Want to sell, lady? Spinster: Do I look as though I drank beer? Iunk Man: Any old vinegar bottles you'd like to sell? if if ak A tourist traveling through the Texas panhandle got into a conversation with an old settler and his son at a filling station. Looks as though we might have rain, said the tourist. Well, I hope so, replied the native, not so much for myself as for my boy here. l've seen it rain. Ik if 4' I hear your son's at college. lIYep.ll HoW's he doing? Pretty good, I guess: he's taking three courses. I've just paid out ten dollars for Latin, ten dollars for Greek, and a hundred dollars for Scotch. u 1: if wk lk They were training Mandy in her duties as maid. Upon answering the phone the first day she brought no message but explained: TWarn't no- body, jes a man says, 'It's a long dis- tance from New York,' and I says, 'yes, sir, it certainly is'. Bk lk Bk Hotel Page: Telegram for Mr. Nied- spondiavanci, telegram for Mr. Nied- spondiavanci! Mr. Niedspondiavanci: What initial, please? lk Pk wk A colored preacher at the close of his sermon discovered one of his dea- cons asleep. He said: We will now have a few minutes- of prayer. Deacon Brown will lead. W Lead! said Deacon Brown, sudden- ly awakening, I just dealt. Page One Hundred Twenty-four A recession is a period in which you tighten up your belt. A depression is a time in which you have no belt to tighten. When you have no pants to hold up it's a panic. lk HF if Here's what happened to one of last year's seniors: After a heated argument with his younger brother, the elder one sought to prove his point. ik S Pk She was pensive when I met her, Sadness was on her brow. But my checkbook made her happy, And she's ex-pensive now. 31 ll! Pk Statistics show that Princeton grad- uates have 1.3 children while Vassar graduates have 1.6 children. This proves beyond a doubt that women have more children than men. 41 if PF How are you this evening, honey? All right, but lonely. Good an' lonely? No, just lonely. I'll be right over. BF 44 41 n 1: You've been out with worse looking fellows than I am, haven't you? She did not reply. I said, you've been out with worse looking fellows than I am, haven't you? I heard you the first time. I was trying to think. :li if 44 You look all broken up. What is the matter? I wrote home for money for a study lamp. So what? They sent me the lamp. if if FK Hitler was making a tour of a Ger- man lunatic asylum. All the inmates lined up, and as soon as the Dictator appeared, stood smartly at attention and gave the Nazi salute. All, that is, except one man at the end of the line. I-Ii! screamed Adolph. Why aren't you saluting? Don't be silly, ' said the man. l'rn one of the guards here, not one of the inmates.

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