Muhlenberg College - Ciarla Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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I I 4. I ,I ,I n n u 5 I u n ll ll n ll ll 4' THE LUTHERAN THEOLOGICAL SEIVIINARY I AT PHILADELPHIA CMT. AIRYJ Faculty of fifteen. Ninety-seven undergraduates and thirty-two graduate students, 1929-30. Undergraduate courses leading to the degree of B. D. Graduate School in its own building Ieadinglto the degree of S. T. M. Library of 36,000 volumes. - Sixty-seventh year opens September I8, 1930. I CHARLES IVI. JACOBS, President FREDERIC W. FRIDAY, Registrar I For catalog and information address the Registrar THE UNITED LUTHERAN PUBLICATION HOUSE I - PUBLISI-IERS, PRINTERS r AND ' A BOOKSELLERS I 1228 SPRUCE STREET PHILADELPHIA, PA. I 'I' .f 3061

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--- I .,--lg Zlrahian igbts Statics cfztnnrinuew sale, they decided that Khaledon should ask six drachms for the turban. Khaledon informed Abon Hassan of the new price of six drachms. However, Abon was a college grad- uate, so he remembered his brother's warning. Three drachms for the turban, barked the buyer. 1 V Khaledon was bewildered. He excused himself and went imme- diately to the house of Bromoseltzer with the new offer. ' Bromoseltzer weighed the matter carefully. At last he decided that Khaledon should tell Abon Hassan that this day being the tenth anni- versary of their first sale they would sell the turban for four drachms. Khaledon hurried back to his shop. He found Abon busily reading Allad- in's speech on the anniversary of the fiftieth year of successful use of the electric lamp. Khaledon held his hands in position on the cash register to ring up four drachms, after he told Hassan the new price. But Abon Hassan was a college graduate so he remembered his brother's warning. I will not take it for more than two drachmsf' he answered boldly. He was a college graduate so he remembered his brother's warning. Now it happened that Khaledon was tired. He knew that he must get rid of that turban since it was unlucky not to sell the first customer of the day. Khaledon went back to the shop from Bromoseltzer's house with great joy. He and his partner decided that since the turban was paid for and its owner had not called for it in over thirty days, they would give Abon Hassan the turban gratis-so as not to lose the first customer of the day. Khaledon entered the shop and announced the good tidings, saying, Since my partner was just blessed with a son, I present you with this turban gratis. When Abon Hassan heard that he was to get the turban free of charge, he reHected for a while. However, Abon Hassan was a college graduate, so he remembered his brother's warn- ing. He became furious and shouted, Nothing doing, Khaledon, I'll have two turbans or nothing! You see, my children, Abon Hassan was a college graduate. l.il 1- ls your baby a girl or a boy? Of course! What else could it be? vp wk :xc When a thing is blown 'away' in Florida, it's a tornado: in Chicago, it s a bomb. And if fashions keep foing back- wards, and milady dons bustles, the first thing you know college boys will start wearing garters. :ie as :xc If a Scotchman lost any money in Wall Street it is probably because it rolled down a grating. 43051

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I c + ll ln ln F TI-IE WOMAN ALWAYS PAYS Now listen, she said, there is nothing wrong with making love. But I must know you mean it. You know that down deep in your heart you know I am right. What would you think of me if I allowed you to make love to me like this. You know it's wrong. And so far into the night she pleaded with him to tell her he loved her more than anything else in the world. Sinbad insisted, I can no spick englichf' The horses were turned around. Alladin whistled as he drove along. Sinbad sat in a corner of the back seat with a hurt look on his face. He remembered reading in a book on development of one's personality that if the male acted hurt at what a woman says or does, the woman will usually give in to the man who has Continuedfrom page 3021 developed his personality. Sinbad thought where there is life there is hope. He returned the book during the next live days as per the offer of the publishing company in case the reader was not fully satisfied. The company returned Sinbad's money but sent on approval under plain cover a copy of The Chinese Art of Jiu- ,lit-Su. The boys went to bed that night without saying a word to each other. However, in .the morning the other men living at the house were given a certain telephone number and assured of a wonderful evening with two won- derful girls. MORAL! Movie directors should not tell the truth about college or business will be slow in registrar's offices next fall. OLD RELIABLE ALLENTOWN BUSINESS COLLEGE 920 HAMILTON STREET Thorough Instruction in Business Beautiful New Fireforoof Building Centrally Located Ujfce Help Constantly in Demand - ESTABLISHED I 869 Phone 4790 RENT A CAR Better Than Owning 0ne 6 Ralph E. Schatz IOIO HAMILTON STREET Dial 22745 ALLENTOWN, PA. Lf Qmlwg' An Arabian Who Was Stripped in the Stock Market Binds His Head ll n n will Y ' u I' I - H 13071