Loras College - Purgold Yearbook (Dubuque, IA)

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WL 011 Y our Imagmafion Fails Y Dll— ' TRY BRADY’S 1— “Oh, MuIkt, I luancd il to the hoy who sold peanuts.” 2— Well, it nn ' sht he snow. 3— The Indcfiuilc One. d—The wearers of the .ureeii. 5—Find it yourself. () —Coluinhia’s Campus Beautiful—.sec Cata¬ logue, page 32. 7— The cultural benefits of higher education. 8 — King of the first fltuir. 9— Psst, fellows,—the boss. 10— Fuey on you! 11— The Artful Dodger. 12— The Spirit of Spring. 13— “Meet my hoy friend, Pat. 14— The dime was stamped, “In God we trust.” (ireteman: “Did that play last night — ‘Hollywood Comes to Blackhottonf—have a happy end¬ ing?” Schuetz: “Sure. Everybody was glad when it was over.” 15— Such a loving pair,—if Meng could only cook I U)—Introducing the ' mishing Collegians. 17— A weighty matter. 18— “He won’t live. 19— A tyjiical Columbia scene on any free after¬ noon. 20— When at Columhia do as Columbians do,— hut don’t get caught. 21— The beaming three of Cedar Rapids. 22— “.Miss Murpliy, take this letter.” 2 . —“Isn’t Kenny the cutest little fellow?” 24— But the memory lingers on. 2 5— Good looking and Co. 26— Students at work. 27— The spirit of Columhia—Ambition plus. 28— “The regular order will he resumed-” 29— Students revert t ) type. ' I ' he one in the center foreground is not a Columbian. 30— The Duke of Duhiuiue holds court. 31— On the student trip (three times daily). 32— The hat’s the thing. 33— “Get George to do it.” 34— Three ordinary students and lul Ferris. 35— Sieect Si.vtecn and Ham. 3t )—“So I took the fifty thousand and endowed Clarke.” 37— Perion met his roomie one day, and cele¬ brated. 38— W ' hat the well dressed young man is wear¬ ing »n the campus. 39— Knights of Saint Francis in a playful mood. 40— The Spirit of Cedar Rapids. 41— Satisfied Freshmen, though somewhat camera shy. 42— My man Kunz. 43— The .song producer. 44— “If he‘d only shave ofT that mustache.” 45—Queer people the.se Eouie.s. 4f—Repre.seiiting Columhia at Louvain. 47— “Did you work an aunt, Jimmie?” 48— sure sign of spring—Marcus clears the walk. 49— “Try and get seconds.” 50— Fettig in mid-season form. 51— Merely a pair of Seniors. 52— Just another Senior—hard at Work. 53— The triumph of brains over matter. 54— . nd now.—the playwright! 55— “Mamie! 5fj—Louder and Dutchier ! 57— Profe.ssor Coffey, the great educator from Iowa. 58— The nice little boy from Aledo. 59— Tdomework in Labor Problems. 60— “But de Sox lost dat day.” 61— I ' arson Smith and his gentle flock. 62— This was no laughing matter. 63— They are not Pat and Mike, but they arc Iri.sh. 64— Dignified Seniors.—in an off mo(vc)ment. ( 5—The Duhawk Division of the vast Army of the Unemployed. 6 1 —“ ' ou girls play tf)o rough for me.” 67—Big Cliief Meyers. tnS—At last—a student caught studying! U9—This cost us four bits. 70— “Xo. I’m not Modory: I’m Modory.” 71— Two Fresbmeii caught on the campus. 72— The Kewanee (piartet,—if they can sing. 73— Oh yes, Culhane attended Columbia. 74— Fitz and . 1 pre.sent “Mamie MeXamara.” 75— Tbc ideal Columbia rooter supports his team. 76— What makes .Vbie .so .shy? 77— So happy his hair stood on ends. Louie: “I believe I’ll be a singer after I graduate and earn a thou¬ sand a week.” X ' ince: “You ought to get more than that. Just think of the ri.sk you’ll be taking.” 78— El Capital! leaves for Davenport. 79— The Handball Doubles champs. 80— Returning from a student banquet. 81— Our president does the fishing act at his summer estate. 82— The Sophomore Saints. 83— X’iew of Columbians thinking. 84— The champion of Saint Francis Grill. 85— IVisoiiers nut for an airing. 8 )—.Ml by himself, so he’s safe. 87— “We won’t buy the place, we’re just looking it over.” 88 — W here was Marcus? 89— . nd now.—let’s give the girls a treat. 90— One of the Gretemans gets up in the world. Page 139

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QiaFacier O in a Feen Hat Translated by JOHN ARCHER Hogan : “How many cigarettes do you smoke in a day?” Conway, L.: “Oh, any given number.” After Tea Daxce Lucy: “Oh, Flora, I’m engaged.” Flora: “To whom?” Lucy: “I don’t know his last name, but he goes to college, and he wears a red hat.” ❖ What you might expect the dean to say: “Civilization always has a hard time getting along with the next door neighbors.” sjj KatliiT I.uhy: Mr. DoiiikIIv, what work of niercv could vou practise on Mr. Hird?” Donnelly: “Instruct the ignor¬ ant.” The following ' notes, found among tlie pa- j)ers of the late Erasmus Steinkopf, head of the department of phrenology and dendrology at the University c)f Angora, are I)ased upon tlie theory that the l)adge of tlie h ' reshman’s infamy when placed on his head is governed by the same law which causes it to settle on the most prominent projection of a hat rack, h ' or the sake of concreteness examples are given in each case. Cases in which cap is worn on posterior cor¬ ners of that portion of the specimen corre¬ sponding to the head in the human. A hat worn here is an infallible indication of domin- ence by the combative instinct of an already cir¬ cumscribed intelligence. Such Freshmen may be expected to he very lax in the observances naturally due from the members of a lower order of creation, and to make a great deal of unseemly disturbance when called upon to as¬ sume the position prescribed for Freshmen who have transgressed. This is the class from which candidates for the electric chair are recruited. Specimens—Meng, OAIalley, and Culhane. Anterior corners. A cap worn on either of these corners is a strong indication of the sense of tune. Freshmen with this pecularity are sure to he very forward at Glee Club tryouts, and similar exercises. Persons of this tyi)e will often dissipate their entire means in the pay¬ ment of fees to glee clubs and kindred organi¬ zations. Specimens—Mullen, and Walsh. Post center. An excrescence here is a cer¬ tain sign of amativeness—that is imi)erfect con¬ trol of the cardiac region. ' I ' hose with this afllic- tion will advocate intimacy between iiciglibor- iiKj institutions, with a touching fervor. I ' hey are also very likely to he oh.served in impas¬ sioned i)rotests against magisterial observance of incoming mail. vSpecimens—Matt IF ' cnnan, and Bud Murray. In conclusion the learned doctor says in ])art—“If this paper gives the impression that all wearers of green ca])S are fools it must he remembered that as with everything else there are degrees of foolishness. No foolishness or other mental deformity I have named is com¬ parable to the ultimate and comi)lcte folly of those Freshmen who altogether neglect the wearing of the green. ' ’ Page 188

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