Kewanee High School - Kewanite Yearbook (Kewanee, IL)

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172 The --'- KEWANITE 1926 GPPORTU ITY Master of human destinies am I. Fame, Love and Fortune on my footsteps wait. Cities and fields I walk, I penetrate deserts and seas remote. And passing hy, hcvel and mart and palace, Soon or late, I knock-unhidden, Once, at every gate. If thou are sleeping, VVake! lf feasting, rise! and follow me. It is the hour of fate. For those who follow me Reach every stateAmortals desire And conquer every foe,-save death. But those who doubt, or hesitate- Condernned to failure, penury and woe. Seek me in vain, And use-lessly implore I answer not And I return no more. ONE OF KEWANEE'S GROWING FACTORIES GOOD'S FUR ITURE STORE Q THE BIG STORE For Everything in Furniture and Rugs EVERYXZWSQEQQVERED L -

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The 1926 KE WANITE W autographs I

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,7 1926 SEVEN COME ELEVEN Stebbie- Say, Bill, why do you call that buggy of yours 'The Crap Shooter,? Bill Remick- Shake, rattle and roll. I 33 3 Cha doin? Makin' up jokes. Workin' for some magazine? 'cNaw-in a beauty parlor. 35 ii? 35 Public Speaking-Forrest Spiegel-Never heard of that railroad before. Miss Terrill-Which one? F. Spiegel-Sothern and Marlowe. 35 ii I Albert Fischer- VVhat's your idea of the tightest man in school? James Fulton-The guy who wonlt take a shower because they soak you too much. 35 iii 32 A back fence is the shortest distance between two gossips. i ii 35 Keep that school girl complexion-out of the rain, Rosie! The 171 As ONE FRESHIE To ANOTHER Do you believe in the devil? Naw, it's just like Santa Claus, it's your fatherf, 33 if 3. E. Horner- Say, what's the plural of jel- lo? Helen Houston- It's the same thing, only more of it. 1 li li Bowen- My stock is slipping. Bottorff- Vel! For vy don't you wear gar- ters? I 33 35 K. Ellis-Oh, I say, it's raining out. Ed Ellis-Naw, that's just the wave length of the grapefruit Pm eating. I 31 35 Com. Arithmetic-What was the first adding machine you ever used? Wm. Wallace-My' ten fingers. I 32 35 Girls use mirrors to see if their faces are clean, and boys use the towel for the same pur- POSC. COMPI iIMl9lN'l'S Kews-mee Wet ash Laundry FAMILY WASHINGS AND RUG CLEANING A SPECIALTY