Kewanee High School - Kewanite Yearbook (Kewanee, IL)

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ww' Y 7 I3Q The HEARD Ar rl1HE SENIOR PLAY Ruth Lee-You look rather warm in that raccoon coat, Raymond. R. Johnson-Thanks. 1 1 1 Mrs. Slimmer Qangrilyj--Are all men fools? Coach Slimmer--No, dear. Some are bach- elors. 1 1 1 Ethel Houston-When is the best time to marry? ' Shirley Jones-If you are young, not yetg if you are old, neverl 1 1 1 Elmer Heideman+What do you mean by telling Dot I'm a fool? Bill Jenkins-I'm sorry-I didn't know it was a secret. 1 1 1 Mrs. Schamp-Ralph, are you painting that scene over there? It doesn't look much like it at all. Ralph-I know. I'm doing it for souvenir post cards. 1 1 1 A man I could cultivate,', said the doctor looking at his dirtiest patient. 1 1 1 In the orchestra of life, there are many qualified to play the liar. 1 1 1 Never try to gag a talkative person-he'll only chew the rag. 1 1 1 Denzil Bowen-I wonder what a red headed angel would look like? Helen Stultz-Oh, he'd look like the devil. 1 1 1 He was only the butcher man's boy but he gave every girl in town the cold shoulder. 1 1 1 Helen Stultz-What is the difference be- tween an old maid and a married woman? Darlene Littlefield-I don't know. Helen-The old maid is not married. E 1926 Yes, he was hers, by every law of man and jury. With her last breath she would plead her right to guard the tender little life. De- fiantly she faced the box. He's mine, all mine, she sobbed. You have no right to take him away. It is me who has suffered for him. No one can have a claim to him. Even the foreman sniHled. All right, he's yoursktake him. But after this you keep your cat out of the neighbor's gardens. 1 1 1 Waitress-Here's your short cake, sir. Walter Jackson-You call that short cake? Take it out and berry it. 1 1 1 Em. L.-Football material seems to be ter- ribly short this season. Dorothy D.-Why, I know three men whf, are on the squad and all of them are over six feet. 1 1 1 Miss Ericson-What is a pessimist? Stanley Krieg--He,s a fellow that would rather read a funeral notice than the comic section. 1 1 1 Gano-I used to have a rooster that I called Robinson. Charollete-Why the name? Gano-Because he Crusoe. 1 1 1 Some grads go into business, law or medi- cine. Others go into bankruptcy. 1 1 1 Evelyn Dellart-There is one thing I want to know- Evelyn Rodgers-Yes? E. D.-Who waters the bulbs of the electric light plant? 1 1 1 Miss Dikeman-What is a vacuum? Dana-I have it in my head but I can't think of it just now. 1 1 1 Mr. Collins-Did any member of your fam- ily make a brilliant marriage? Mr. Koch-My wife did.

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