Kewanee High School - Kewanite Yearbook (Kewanee, IL)

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128 The -Tl-L KE WANITE Joss WE WQULD LIKE T0 HAVE AFTER VVE GRADUATE I. Loafer in a bakery-Bill Marshall. 2. Floor man in a telephone booth-Al Griggs. 3. Window cleaner in a coal mine--Pete No- biling. 4. Dressmaker for Follies--Lize Wagner. 5. Bum on a tramp steamer-Harold Jackson. 6. Curtain puller in an amphitheatre-lVIal- colm McFall. I i 1 Ted-For a change I studied a little last night. I think it,s good for a fellow to study once in awhile. ' 'I-Iarryw-Yes, I do. I couldn't get a date last night, either. i i i Mistress Qtearfullj-Ilm so sorry you're leaving us, Bridget. Bridget funbelievingj-VVell, merm, if ye're really sorry, I'll give ye one more trial. i i I Julia Ingham-Why is Dick so wrapped up in tennis when he intends to be a lawyer Mildred Steele-Oh, he is just getting prac- tice for the courts. i i 1 Elizabeth Armstrong- I am studying the origin of blotting paper. Josephine Atwood- That must be very ab- sorbingf' I I I Lawrence Gustafson-VVhy do you go to Canada so often? They have a terrible cli- mate. Fred Carlson-Yeah, pretty rum. i i i Robt. McMillan- My, how short your overcoat islv Fred Kriedler- Oh, that's all right. It'll be long enough before I can get a new one.', I i i Gale Eberle-VVhy do divers eat more in the spring than in the summer? Harold Johnson-Iyll bite. Gale Eberle-VVhy, simply because they are fond of the springboard. 1926 FILLING THE JOB At a railway siding Coyne asked the fore- man if there was a vacancy. What can you do, asked the foreman. Anything, replied Coyne. HAH right, answered the foreman, take this oil can and oil the points and crossings up the linef, After an absence of three days the fore- man received a telegram which readg '4Dear Sir, arrived at Detroit. Please forward more 0il.', 1 i T Absence makes the heart grow fonder But presence brings better results. With apologies to RUTH KEPP1.ER. T A . . . . .'. .3 John Shaver--VVhen did Milton write 'iParadise Lost? Frances Andrews-WVhen his wife return- ed home from her summer vacation. 77 I I i The doctor's here, sirf, I canit see him. Tell him I'm sick. 1 ii i Dignified Senior-VVils0n is a man who will live forever. Wee Freshman-Aw gwan, he's been dead old. for years. I 1 1 Miss Beadle+Those ruins are 2000 years Bob VVitherell-Aw, it's only IQ26 now. i 1 i Never hit a man when he,s down-kick him. 1 i i I'll never get over thisf' said the chicken as she ambled up to the ostrich egg. I i i Griggs-Let's play some tennis. Fischer-Caift, the netls broken. Griggs-Fine. The net's always in the way. T 1 i Stebbie-Oh, I say, it's raining out. Spiegel-Naw, thatis just the wave length of the grapefruit I'm eating.

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1926 Who's Who in The Sheik ,..,s.....,..,..... ......, . ,John Armstrong The He Flapper ,A....... ...... A rvid Hamrick The Man .,vh.,h,..,.,,.... .....,, L ester Stockner Married Life .........., ---, v,,A.,.. Ted Good Saturday,s Child ....., Y,,,,,.. J ohn Heberer The Fashion Plate ,,,.,. .,,,., M alcolm McFall The Bachelor .,.,,,,,,........,,,,,l... Harry Witherell The Frisco .......,,.,..........,vloll..... Harriet Helmer The Divorcee ..,,, --.Anna Margaret McDermott '5' i 1 A stirring one-aCt play of Hfteen minutes duration from the hand of Fleetfoot: KKTHE SEVEN DIsH WAsHERs Time-1:03 A. M. Place- Hamburger Reds. Event-A rare day in June. Characters- 1. Red-who put the ugern in hamburgers. 2. A bottle and contents. 3. Several others. ACT I. . Red- Well, well my little friend, where ya been all evenin'? I been lookin, all over for ya, but I couldn't find ya no place, I ask ya, where ya been, little bottle?n Bottle- Aw, I been havin' ta tote this pint a rain water around all evenin' so I couldn't look ya up any sooner. Contents- That's all right glass eye, ya know what makes ya wanted around here don't ya? It,s yer old friend herein Red- Say, now cut Out the meditatin, and come here ta mein fThe bottle and contents obey Red.j The Others- Three cheers fer Red and tha botiel H C13 minutes of sore throats and dizzy spe s follow this.j Red fafter downing Mt of contentsj to Con- tents- Say young feller didn't ya know that peoplepthat live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Bottle-i'Ya just because a keep him for 5 days before he does anything he thinks he's the strongest guy on earthf' Contents-uThat's all rite but just tha same all you guys know what bottles are made for and ya can't tell me that Red there don't chew the end of one just for fun, so ya better cut out the funny stuff or I,ll make ya feel kinda pe- culiarf' The I27 the Senior Class The Artist .........................,., Lillian Cummings The Flapper ...... ..,,.,,..,,.. E lvera Beck The King .,,..,..,, ......, E ugene Stebbins The Queen .......,.,v.., .,.....,,,.. K atherine Ellis The Cave Man .....,,. .....,., W illiam Marshall The Clown ,,,,,..,.. ............... , Neil Coyne The Athlete ,.,,.,,,,.,,. ,,..., D ale Whitehouse The Ladies, Man .,........ ..,,..,. D Onaid BLIFIIG The Flirt c4--,-V,..,,,..,.,,..,-,, .,,.v... R uth Keppler Iii 1 fi A MOVIE REVIEW 'Tis a beautiful night! Slowly but surely the sun comes up over the high buildings, be- hind the hero's lofty apartment. The villain is bending low over his llamos, with a curry comb in hand. Suddenly the heroine steps through the door from out the blizzard, hands out her six-shooter, and with the other hand pays off the mortgage on the homestead, while the hero slips the ring on her other hand. Exit villain. Darkness. Silence. Then came the day when the yacht slowly eased down the beautiful Nile while the Es- quimeaux on theaux shorelines cheereddeaux lustily. A telegram comes just before the In- dians attack. Night falls with a resounding crash, as the navy blimp picks up poor Nell from the raging forest fire. Et Tu Brute comments the broker as the powerful roadster skids, and the people in the ballroom give a gorgeous toast to the .Andubon Society. The hero and heroine jump lightly from the horses at the Michigan Central station. Two to Duluth shouts the hero and the station clerk leers back Tee dee, dee lee! They struggle, and finally the whistle of a locomotive is heard. The wonder dog leaps from the cab window, and after the wedding march is played, a Heat- ing glimpse of happy children playing with papa on the floor in a corner saloon. Passed bv the Natil board of censorship. lil :ii i Harriet-Bill, dear, you haven't told me you loved me tonight. Bill--That's funny, I told somebody. . , . 133 AC Lady visiting hospital-How often do they kill a man out here? Newton-Only once, lady. 4

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