Jefferson Medical College - Clinic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 7. Jefferson Athletic Club meets at 931 Spruce St. Steve takes the Phi Bets over. SATURDAY, JANUARY 8. Blockley letters out. MONDAY, JANUARY 10. Ma Mills pays us. TUESDAY, JANUARY 11. Rumors that Brophy gets a letter from Blockley. Many hearts broken. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12. Da Costa Clinic. U. of Penna. senior sits in front row for three minutes. THURSDAY, JANUARY 13. Section G reports that to date Decker has used 1,306,- 701M matches on one pipe and two cans of tobacco. FRIDAY, JANUARY 14. Theta Kappa Psi brawl. SATURDAY, JANUARY 15. Blockley Saturday P. M. Clinics start. MONDAY, JANUARY 17. R. O. T. C. John Surkosky says the only trouble with the course is that Ma Mills takes the roll. TUESDAY, JANUARY 18. Bill Hunt explains about the two overcoat trip. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 19. Herb Widing comes to class to tell us that the work on the year book is progressing. THURSDAY, JANUARY 20. H. Jones's car gets washed. FRIDAY, JANUARY 21. Dr. Bauer defines an epileptic fit in a baby as a cross between the Charleston and the Black Bottom. SATURDAY, JANUARY 22. Quinn invites Kneibert to dinner? ? ? MONDAY, JANUARY 24. Si Bigelow reports work on Dr. Hare's portrait is pro- gressing favorably. TUESDAY, JANUARY 25. Where in all fired Hell is Turchik? WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 26. John Whalen announces that he does not expect to commute to Los Angeles General Hospital. THURSDAY, JANUARY 27. Vance and Smith start work on personal write-ups. FRIDAY, JANUARY 28. Frank Turchik found. Announces that after much research he has found the place for the Senior Dance. SATURDAY, JANUARY 29. Chink comes to Strecker's with the hand bag. Bootleg? MONDAY, JANUARY 31. Pat in section: This patient is a policeman whom I have met before? ? ? Bill Hunt goes on a maternity case in a yellow taxi and fm' mat. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 1. Cippes and Somers officially state that advertisements are coming in fast and furious. Business must be good as the boys are seen smoking cigars. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2. Van Sciver seen out with a mean looking blonde. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 3. Van heard ringing although you belong to somebody else tonight you belong to me. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4. Joe Green seen art editing on Chestnut Street. Reports the girls are getting neater every day. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 5. Dr. Seelaus forgets his carnation. Truck Crothers seen wearing one? ? ? MONDAY, FEBRUARY 7. Meranze makes a mistake, forgetting the red nucleus. He had his hat on. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8. Rugh: When an X-Ray is negative it is positive! WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 9. Arty vs. Freddy. Page Two Hundred and Forly-nine

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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 27. Berlin and Gifford give a course in barbering. Vance and Alley do the collecting. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 29. Section F. Attending everything in Surgery. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30. Hare welcomed back to clinic after two weeks out with bronchitis. Does the gimlet paracentesis stunt. . WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1. Tiny Milham delivers a zolb baby. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2. DaCosta, Why did you pour ether into the joint? So the germs would not feel the pain? FRIDAY, DECEMBER 3. Walsh shows Freddy how to auscult a dextrocardia on the left side. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4. Peaches NcNetney stops taking naps in Strecker's clinic. MONDAY, DECEMBER 6. Smoke Etheridge and Kalteyer spar in section. Smoke wins with an if you ast me I'd tell you. Batny Lipschutz says he does not mind a man looking at his watch while he is lecturing but he will raise Hell if he sees him hold it to his ear to see if it is going. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7. Lewis Clinic-A hard day for the Hibernians-Calla- han, Magrath, Walsh, McMahon caught cutting. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8. Boys start mending their socks for Christmas. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9. Herb Widing decides that he has the worst job. He hasn't, I have. I FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10. Class officers led by Roy Gilford hold a protest meeting upon being bonded. Rumored they will all resign. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 11. Chink Bertolet misses a week-end in Reading. MONDAY, DECEMBER 13. Ogden-Is this Men's or Women's Medical. Freddy sweetly, This is the class room. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 14. Kinney-- When one acquires a Neisserian cavern- ositis it is as the old darky Said, Dis organ has done played its last tune. WEDNESDAY., DECEMBER 15. Bill Bache defends P. A. S. as being pure and simple minded and ably won his point on the latter. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16. A. K. K. Christmas Dance. Anniversary of Sopho- more Materia Medica mid-year when Somers won the obstacle race to the last row. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17. P. B. Bland, Speaking of maternal impressions reminds me of the case in which after a patient of mine was struck across the belly with a broom and a week later gave birth to a child which wore a straw hat and carried a cane. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18. Xmas vacation starts. Puck Walsh steals a colleague's irl. g Allie has an appendectomy to celebrate vacation. Stephenson finds two dozen dead soldiers upon returning to his apart- ment. Phila. General Hospital exams. Damn Spicey Morgan's fool questions. MOiNIDAY, JANUARY 3. Return for the last lap. TUESDAY, JANUARY 4. Cecil seen smoking a cigarette. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 5. Jefferson Hospital Interne Exam. held. Would you take the Chemical Interneship? Did you take the Blockley? Are you married? THURSDAY, JANUARY 6. Freddy to Sec. 1: We're all minors for 21 years. Page Two Hundred and Forty-eiglnt

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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10. Robart and Shanno absent. Rumored they are resting up for the Phi Chi formal. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11. Theta Kappa Psi dance. Phi Chi formal. Lortsa competition. Stephenson tries to preserve his stomach but aborrs the fixative. Rabbi and Tertius express much sympathy. Bob Allen out on a dare. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 12. Allie explains about the sofa. MONDAY FEBRUARY 14. St. Valentine's Da . Re uorted the Dean received a nice . ' . . , . V pink one with lace on If an everything. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 15. Miceli goes to see jones. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16. Da Costa: Here lies the body of Solomon Ray He died maintaining the right of way. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17. Peaches McNerney's a big success as an Hypnotist. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 18. A Dissertation Upon Corsets, by jack DaCosta. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19. Yellow Cab Smashed in Jenkintown. Surkosky amongst the injured. Beaver College? MONDAY, FEBRUARY 21. jo Griflith subpoenaed. Defies judge, jury, lawyers and audience. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22. Washington's Birthday. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 23. Miller and Weiler upon hearing that bladder stones may undergo spontaneous combustion decide that this may be an explanation of hyperpyrexia of the gonads. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24. Eddie Hanlon denied bail on murder charge in San Francisco. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25. Passing up committee of Berlin, Zimskind, Van Sciver, Wall, Witt and Milham hold practice for Blockley. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 26. A. K. K. Valentine Party. Passing up committee func- tions very efficiently. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 27. jones forgets to ask the best test for albumin. TUESDAY, MARCH 1. George cuts a class! ! What's the world coming to? WEDNESDAY, MARCH 2. Gifford comes to all classes. THURSDAY, MARCH 3. Big turn-out at Cohen's Clinic. Both were on front row. FRIDAY, MARCH 4. Theta Kappa Psi formal at Ben Franklin Hotel. Our suspicions confirmed! Tice receives a box of candy from the girl whom we all thought was the One and Only of a certain junior. SATURDAY, MARCH 5. Junior doesn't know whether to kill himself or Tice. This damned calendar goes to press. Dios Gratios! EVENTS SCHEDULED FOR THE FUTURE ARE: MARCH, 17. Callahan and Walsh lead parade on Broad Street. APRIL, 14. Easter Vacation starts, 6 P. M. MAY, 1. Miss Clara Melville unanimously elected Queen of the May. MAY, 16. Finals commence. MAY, 19. Conrad and Cippes decide to celebrate but promise to keep away from Eleventh and Spruce Streets. JUNE, 2. Alumni Banquet. Where do they get those stories? JUNE, 3. Commencement. M.D.'s at last! Page Two Hundred and Fifty 41