Jefferson Medical College - Clinic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 26. Rabbi's posterior varicosities catch in the revolving door of the annex. Door red. Air blue. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 27. Dean Patterson-Band parading outside. Pardon me, Dr. Gifford, please speak up as I cannot hear you because of the noise of the celebration of the discovery of America by George Washington. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28. Kalteyer and Dodek find five pronunciations for ascites. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29. Nu Sigs Serenade each other with the usual cat calls. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31. A. K. K. Halloween Formal. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 1. Chok buys a paper for the first time in four years, wraps his shoes in it and borrows one to read. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 2. Gibbon Clinic-Brown learns how to make soap. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3. Section C announces Sneddon for trade-any offer will be accepted. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4. Section K gets deal under way to trade Brophy for Sneddon. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5. Bland Clinic-Bill Hunt uses a flashlight and gets a big thrill. Fooks sitting beside him almost faints. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6. Dr. Ulrich at end of the 5rd stage-who wants the poinsettia? MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8. Bradshaw denies rumors concerning pearl gray spats. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9. Pete Boylan stops crashing Woman's Hospital Nurses' Dances. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10. Gib starts endowment fund for anti splashers in exam. halls. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11. Class elections, where I got hooked for this damn job. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12. Zeller present and quizzed in Bland-Not seen there again till March. ' ' SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15. jim Bowman still celebrating winning the presidency. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15. Prof. jack DaCosta's Birthday. Pres. Bowman-presents Dr. DaCosta with a slight token of a great esteem. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 16. Dr. Strecker, Gentlemen, one in twenty.five goin- sane. He never saw Section K. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17. Pat to Nye in quiz, Corrigan was an Englishman who lived in Dublin and drank Scotch whiskey. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18. Patterson Medical Society meeting. Hunt presenting paper- Mt. Chairman, Dr. Patterson and fellow members of the Loux Uro- logical Society. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19. Art Foxe requests more lectures on diagnosis of preg- nancy. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20. Section F caught by Tom Shallow. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22. Tom Shallow calls Section F's toll and promises them Hell and Damnation if they don't mend their ways. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23. Class decides to paint Hare's picture and dedicate the book to Thornton. Q WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24. DaCosta tells the kitten story. THURSIZIAY, NOVEMBER 25. Thanksgiving Holiday. Big hearted faculty gives us a ay. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 26. H. Jones drops a Camel out of his Pall Mall box. Page Two Hundred and Forty-:even

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The Senior Calendar p THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23. College year starts-We congratulate joe Griliith on being back so early. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24. Prof. Strecker opens Neurology Clinic. The first im- pression has lasted and we rate him ace high. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25. Dr. Flick's quiz-Duke of Mississippi absent as pet usual. Boys, you couldn't expect me to get up so early. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 27. Prof. McCrae lectures start. Pete Callahan sits in front row! TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28. Prof. Rugh- Gentlemen, I made my most brilliant diagnosis, etc. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29. DaCosta clinics open. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30. Prof. Loux-Starts with anaesthesia.. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1. Dr. Kalteyer- Is there a gentleman attending this College by the name of Stephenson? MONDAY, OCTOBER 4. Hare Clinic-Front row empty. Roll Book forgotten. Good Clinic. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 5. Party at 931 Spruce-Hannon goes out but nobody knows where. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 6. Hannon still out. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7. Smoke Etheridge at Cohen's Clinic. Seen to confer with F. T. Miller, leave clinic and make a 'phone call. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8. Prof. Sweet's Clinic-Pete Boyle spots another glass eye case. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 9. Dr. Flick's Quiz--Duke of Mississippi concludes-Why come out when he doesn't call on me. MONDAY, OCTOBER 11. Sections open oflicially. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 12. Gibbon Clinic-Take my advice, gentlemen, and don't read newspapers in clinic. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 13. Loux's Lecture-Griffith and Sweterlitch disturb the slumbets of those around them by planning assault, battery, mayhem and murder. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14. john Wesley goes skunk hunting. Dear, dear fratri- cide is so brutal. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15. Pete Callahan is seen smoking a cigar. Class politics starr. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 16. Tom Ross exerts himself and denies that he is the laziest man in the class. MONDAY, OCTOBER 18. Evangelists Gas and Gib start their 1926-1927 booze fighting campaign. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19. Miss Glass informs Hanlon and Gelpi that sections have begun. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 20. Sections in full swing as Joe Magrath comes out. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21. Politicians conniving. Prospective officers give out cigars and thereby lose many votes. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22. McNerney forgets to buy his morning paper. MONDAY, OCTOBER 25. Dr. H. jones gets to class on time. He must have wanted to display the derby. Page Two Hundred and Forly-Jix

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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 27. Berlin and Gifford give a course in barbering. Vance and Alley do the collecting. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 29. Section F. Attending everything in Surgery. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30. Hare welcomed back to clinic after two weeks out with bronchitis. Does the gimlet paracentesis stunt. . WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1. Tiny Milham delivers a zolb baby. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2. DaCosta, Why did you pour ether into the joint? So the germs would not feel the pain? FRIDAY, DECEMBER 3. Walsh shows Freddy how to auscult a dextrocardia on the left side. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4. Peaches NcNetney stops taking naps in Strecker's clinic. MONDAY, DECEMBER 6. Smoke Etheridge and Kalteyer spar in section. Smoke wins with an if you ast me I'd tell you. Batny Lipschutz says he does not mind a man looking at his watch while he is lecturing but he will raise Hell if he sees him hold it to his ear to see if it is going. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7. Lewis Clinic-A hard day for the Hibernians-Calla- han, Magrath, Walsh, McMahon caught cutting. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8. Boys start mending their socks for Christmas. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9. Herb Widing decides that he has the worst job. He hasn't, I have. I FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10. Class officers led by Roy Gilford hold a protest meeting upon being bonded. Rumored they will all resign. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 11. Chink Bertolet misses a week-end in Reading. MONDAY, DECEMBER 13. Ogden-Is this Men's or Women's Medical. Freddy sweetly, This is the class room. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 14. Kinney-- When one acquires a Neisserian cavern- ositis it is as the old darky Said, Dis organ has done played its last tune. WEDNESDAY., DECEMBER 15. Bill Bache defends P. A. S. as being pure and simple minded and ably won his point on the latter. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16. A. K. K. Christmas Dance. Anniversary of Sopho- more Materia Medica mid-year when Somers won the obstacle race to the last row. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17. P. B. Bland, Speaking of maternal impressions reminds me of the case in which after a patient of mine was struck across the belly with a broom and a week later gave birth to a child which wore a straw hat and carried a cane. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18. Xmas vacation starts. Puck Walsh steals a colleague's irl. g Allie has an appendectomy to celebrate vacation. Stephenson finds two dozen dead soldiers upon returning to his apart- ment. Phila. General Hospital exams. Damn Spicey Morgan's fool questions. MOiNIDAY, JANUARY 3. Return for the last lap. TUESDAY, JANUARY 4. Cecil seen smoking a cigarette. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 5. Jefferson Hospital Interne Exam. held. Would you take the Chemical Interneship? Did you take the Blockley? Are you married? THURSDAY, JANUARY 6. Freddy to Sec. 1: We're all minors for 21 years. Page Two Hundred and Forty-eiglnt