Janesville High School - Phoenix Yearbook (Janesville, WI)

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1o1010i Brandenburg Printing Co. GAZETTE BUILDING Bluff Street Entrance Telephone No. 754 JANESVILLE, WIS. Printers of Periodicals, Catalogs, Booklets, Broadsides, Stationery, Office and Factory Forms, and Three or Four Color Work. We are serving many of the largest buyers of printing in the state. THERE'S A REASON Better Printing -For Less Money Page One Hundred Thirty-five 0jojo:o

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z' - Gigi: -Pl-I0g.1-IIX- .ZLKQ C.. 'J Skin Game Deft-fingered folk-the doc, the crook- All have in life their place, The dip extracts your pocketbook, The surgeon lifts your face. Mama, why do they wax people? They don't3 where did you ever get that idea? I heard Uncle tell papa that at midnight the party waxed Mary. Colonel: Been livin' here all your life, Samba? Sambo: New sir, not yet.'i Smith: How are you getting on with your tailor? Jones: Oh he's all right. I've just written him to this effect, 'Dear Sir: Enclosed please find S50.00. I'm darned if I can.' No woman ever takes another woman's ad- vice about froeksf' Naturally, you don 't ask the enemy how to win the war. I'm always in the ring, said the napkin. Me, too, bellowed the boxer. I shined in one last night, said the moon. I wish I were, sighed the fourth finger of the left hand. Johnny came back from the eireus very much excited. Oh, mama, he cried, as soon as he got in the house, Katie spilled some peanuts, and what do you think the elephant did! He picked 'em all up with his va:-num cleaner. Fresh: I've been trying to think of a word for two weeks. Soph: Try fortnight. Queen of Spain: Oh, the baby has the stomach ache. King: Adams, call in the Secretary of the Interior. ' ' Mrs. Jones: What are you thinking of? Mrs. Smith: The same thing you are. Mrs. Jones: Cat! The city of Janesville is worse than Zion City. Howzat? Why, on every corner they have signs, Keep to the Right. Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence in which the word barrister occurs. Johnny: The boy slid down the barrister. Braggart Yes, my ancestors all lived to be old men. Father died at eighty-seven and grandfather at a hundred and forty. Friend: A hundred and forty! Braggart: Yes sir. A hundred and forty East High Street. Mama, daddy called the nurse an angel yes- terday. Will she fly? Yes, darling, very soon. Phyllis fage ninej: Daddy, is coiferdam a bad word? Daddy: No, dear, it is perfectly all right. Phyllis: Well, my teacher has a bad cold and I hope she 'll coiferdam head oi. Digging a hole, my man? Nope, digging the dirt and leaving the hole. Two amateur gardeners were coming to town one morning. Say, Bill, said one, what's good to kill slugs! They are eating up all my radishes. Well, said the other, get a couple of bags of salt and sprinkle in between the rows. The next morning the two met again. How did the salt work? Bill asked. Why, you poor fish, replied the other, when I went out to look at the garden this morning, the slugs were pulling up the radishes, dipping them in the salt, and eating them. Jones: What 's the matter old man! You seem to have some trouble on your mind. Smith: I have. My wife told me to order something, and I ean's remember whether it was a settee or n tea set. Page One Hundred Thirty-four

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