Inglewood High School - Green and White Yearbook (Inglewood, CA)

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Her: I can ' t marry him; he ' s an atheist and doesn ' t beheve there ' s a hell. Mother: Marry him, my dear, and between us we ' ll convince him that he ' s wrong. In a paper recently written by a well known doctor there is a whole list of advice for people who are run down. We suggest that they try to get the number of the car. Three fishermen at Nome, Alaska, were carried out to sea on a cake of ice, but they managed to keep cool until rescued. Mr. Brown: I ' m sorry I bothered you on such a terrible night, doctor. Doctor: That ' s all right; I had another patient just down the road, and I thought I ' d kill two birds with one stone. Bank Teller: Sorry, madam, but your account is already quite a bit overdrawn. Lady: Well, suppose it is. Haven ' t I a right to do what I Hke with my own account? V-fl-trv- ' two hundred eleven

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Miss Pic ett: Hally, the deinl finds ivor for idle hands to do. Come here and I ' ll eep you busy. — The Green and White, 1919. 1 i 1 1 -f Notice in small village paper: Cows grazing on the roadside or riding bicycles on the sidewalk is hereby forbidden. f r Henry was calling on Mirandy. The lights were low, and Henry was talking in soft, burning tones : And we ' ll grow old together darling, he murmured. Mirandy ' s father was heard from upstairs: Well, you needn ' t start doing it down there, need you? 1 i i ■( -f Natural gas is the result of a meeting between a hole-in-one golfer and a radio fan who has got Australia. ■I 1 1 1 -t Freshies ' definition of facidty: A group of teachers baid to assist the seniors in running the school. ' —The Green and White. 1919. i i i 1 i Ancient maxim : Beauty is only skin deep. Beauty parlor maxim : Beauty is only skin dope. 1 1 i i i There is only one thing worse than a man throwing a banana peeling on the ground, and that is a banana peeling throwing a man on the ground. 1 1 i -f i Margaret: Have you read Frec les ? Juanita: 7 [o, than goodness: mine are hrown. The Green and White, 1920. i 1 -f 1 1 Is Robert still in school? Yes, he ' s almost ready for his bachelor ' s degree. Do tell! And I always thought he ' d be the first one of your children to get married! i 1 1 1 t This is my tale, said the monkey, and I ' ll stick to it. 1 1 1 1 i Umbra: Dat niggah is a cullaful football playah. Ella: Mus ' be one ob dose blackguards I ' s heard about. two JiiAndrcd ten

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PATRONS OF THIS BOOK Al ' s Army and Navy Store 126 North Commercial Street, Inglewood Clark- Knight Motor Company 2 1 7 North Commercial Street, Inglewood Drs. Farmer and Douglas, Optometrists and Eyesight Specialists 1 09 North Market Street, Inglewood Fox Granada and Inglewood Theatres Hartford Furniture Company 201 North Commercial Street, Inglewood Haydon ' s Ice Cream Regent and Market Streets, Inglewood Heath ' s Department Store 127 North Commercial Street, Inglewood Wallace W. Holley, M.D., F.A.C.S. 202 Griffin Building, Inglewood Bank of Inglewood Queen and Market Streets, Inglewood Security-First National Bank of Los Angeles, Inglewood Branch Commercial and Regent Streets, Inglewood Security-First National Bank of Los Angeles, Inglewood Branch 101 South Commercial Street, Inglewood Inglewood Book and Stationery Company 146 South Market Street, Inglewood Inglewood Electric Company, Fred R. Pardee 1 1 South Market Street, Inglewood Inglewood Flower Shop 117 South Commercial Street, Inglewood Inglewood Mercantile, Hardware, Paints 120 North Commercial Street, Inglewood two hundred twelve