Fairmont High School - Maple Leaves Yearbook (Fairmont, WV)

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rvl A D I. E LEAVE IT I TG LAUGH Wm. Hawkins: Have you heard the latest song hit, 'When I Get You Alone Tonight'? Paul Davis: No, Who wrote it?,' Wm. H.: The Ku Klux Klanf, x--x- A Dirty Remark Cleveland appeals to lots of people: Many crave the sights and thrills of Chicago: Some can't stand the strife and turmoil of New York, But Pitt soots every one. -H- Coach Ice: How dare you swear before me? Tubby N.: How did I know you wanted to swear first? 'll' WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE- Leander Musgrave as Mary Pickleford in Tess of the Storm Country. Bill Evans as Valentino in Blood and Sand. Emmett Showalter as Ben Turpin in The Half Breedf' Pete Audin as Mae Murray in Hog Alley. Howard Gilkeson as Louise Fazenda in Ten Nights in a Bar Room. Van Altman as Nazimova in The Kid. Howard Hays as Wesley Barry in Yumpin Yiminyf' Percy Henry as Buster Keaton in Gasoline Gus. Erle Sample as Constance Talmadge in The Love Expert. Bill Black as Marie Prevost in Ye Bathing Beautiesf' Henry Thompson as Jackie Coogan in Young Thing. -n--x- Well, as Donald remarked about the slipper, That beats me. Speaking of Shirts Robert Tonkery: What size is that one? Aceommodating Clerk: Thirty-four sleeves, sir. Robert T.: Don't you have any with two? I'm not a centipedef' -H- Betty T.: What does R. S. V. P. at the end of a letter mean ? Ruth C.: Rat soup very palat- able. xnx- Senior Qin autoj: Are you tired of walking? Freshie: Certainly. Senior: Then run a while. -x-as Those who pride themselves on be- ing hard boiled are usually just half baked. anx- No, Albert, just because these are poplar trees, they're not burdened with dates. ac--me Gordon R.: What have you been doing all summer ? John Burns: I had a position in my father's ofiice-and you? Gordon R.: I wasn't working either. -H- Telegram: Bathing beauties forgot suits. What shall I do?-Director. Return Ditto: Darn shame. Am sending same by carrier pigeon.- Producer. -H- My good man, you had better take the trolley car home. Sh, no ushe! My wife wouldn't let me fhicj keep it in the houshef' Page One Hundred Thirty-Two