Duke University School of Medicine - Aesculapian Yearbook (Durham, NC)

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SOPHOMORE l l Left to right, first row: Bruce Malone, Richard Remigailo, Thomas Zavelson, John Crowe, Harlan Giles, Jeannette Hagan, June Pfautz. Second row: Jack Chang, Douglas Kirkpatrick, Dan Moore, William Moorefield, David Hill, Don Jackson, Thomas English, Brian Davis. Third row: Richard Gentzler, Donald Marger, Daniel Budd, Daniel Megna, Stuart Masters, Dale Lawrence, Bertram Goldberg, Steven Levy, Alan Meyer. Fourth row: Richard Dixon, Allan Cheek, Thomas Fauntleroy, Stephen Foster, Dwight Cruikshank, Richard Whitfield, Robert Lonon, Jay Cook, Alfred Gervin, IEM-V Carmalt. Fifth row: Melvin Elson, Harold Kernodle, Neil Dunn, Stephen Kofi, Michael Entmacher, Randal Williams, Henry Utley, James Jenkins, Eddie Hoover. Sixth row: Richard Karsh, Thomas Wise, Richard Marafioti, Fred Johnson, Maynard Ramsey, Char- lotte Rundles, Harvey Cohen, Diane Rose. Seventh row: Richard Henderson, James Bierfeld, Vernon Rowe, David Valle, Frank Volberg. Not pictured: David Allen, Frederick Ayer, James Boylson, Peter DeVito, James Fox, Richard Gellar, Brian Crimson, Charles Gruenwald, Philip I-loflman,'Bruce Horten, Benton Levie, Richard Morawetz, Joseph Rienstra, David Rosenbaum, Nicholas Rummo, Carol Sander, Charles Smith, Myron Tremaine, Martha Valiant, David Waggener, John Wexler. In the Beginning was Gross, and the Word was with Markee, and the Word was Markee . . . and the Class was sore Afraid. When necking becomes petting, watch out! Send for Ann Landers' booklet entitled, Strawberry, Raspberry, Nutmeg, Current Jelly, Chicken Fat, and Other Topics of Medical Importance. Security is having Dr. Smith give you BCG. This bill is being sent to you as a courtesy, and all students are being given special permission to attend the Dean's Hour from 5:00 to 7:30 p.m. Insecurity is finding you are not able to fit a 250 lb. mitochondrion on a blackboard. Would you give mouth-to-mouth resuscita- tion to a KKK member? Would you believe Duke is the best Med School in the world? . . . in Durham? N. . . and we may divide the body of Mankind into three classes: bronze, silver, and goldf, fPlato, Republicj Now I say to you that you are the Gold Standard of the Medical School World.,' G. Anlyan, O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderfull and yet again wonderful . . . , M.D.j Now let me assure you, the members of the Class of 1969, that just because you are the last of the Old Curriculum does not mean that you will be slighted as we bring in the New Curriculum. Indeed, you will reap new benefits as a result of the New Experiment . . . 0. Sieker, HThe following students will hand in their pathology slide collections . . fi fAnon.J The following students will relinquish their: a. clinical micro- scopy slide box, b. free afternoon, c. teacher, d. career, e. all of thesei' fAnonj. fFade in, string sectionj Gloria, Gloria, Hallelujah, Dukus Univxnsitatus! Gloria, Gloria., Hal.l.elujah, Dukus Endowentus! Gloria, Gloria, Hallelujah, Three-hundred-million Dollarusl CFade in, brass and percussionj And they shall reign for ever and ever! And they shall reign for ever and ever! All K J Gloria, Gloria, Hallelujah, New Curriculumus! Requiem in pacem Oldus-Curriculumus-et-Class of 1969us! Gloria, Gloria, Hallelujah, that-great-doctor-in-the-sky-us! Amen! Amen! fExit alll 62

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would like very much to he of help to you. How may I . . . That's right. I wasn't allowed to take BCG. P Oh, we are the Class of '69, of '69. Oh, we are . . You say I have . . . Ascariasis? Geee -L-. ,Q Fl ,fl ' Qil, 5 n 24 ' Q. Who cares about grades? This is my class???