Benton High School - Benecho Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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T H E O R A C L E 43 The Store of Foocl We have the finest line of Groceries in Town. We will always offer you the best cakes and bread to be got- ten. A New System of Family Pro- tection THE PRUDENTIAL Again serving as a pioneer in the business of Industrial Life Insurance, Issues the WEEKLY INCOME INSUR- ANCE POLICY Iimg 1-less, e gfgiwg - Pro r' tor P 19 I IJ IU! Il,,ll Il U l ll ll ll 'UI I-I Portrait Idhntngrapha U D If you desire the best class of Portrait Photographs, Groups or En- largcments, at reasonable prices, you should at least, call and examine our work before placing your next order. CAPWELUS 5552933 STUDIO West Main Street BLOOMSBURG, PA. I'ull'onizv Om' Ad vortlsvrs

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Benton Store Co. - Department Store l., We Lead in the Following Lines: SHOES FOR THE FAMILY LADIES FINE DRESS GOODS GENTS FURNISHINGS FRESH CLEAN GROCERIES . Agency Eor the FORD The Universal Car We carry every part to repair a Ford. , L M . . I W :-XX Benton Store Company Bento n--- P enna . Oni' .Xml 'VI I 'PII B k P1 ll

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44 TI-IE ORACLE The seat of War is Where the standing army sits down. Wlhen a gu'y makes a deep impression on his new girl he ought to quit holding so tightly. Why that serious anxious look on your face ? asked Helen. I can't rememiber under which seat I stu-ck my gum, replied Neva. Mr. Appleman trolling up sleevesb There are a good many ways of punishing boys. Mahlon:- Yes, but spanking takes the palm. The albsence of Jack often makes the 'heart grow fonder -T for Jim. 'Old Adam was a -faithful gook To Eve e'en though a sinner We all know that he never took Strange chickens out to dinner He may have been a faithful guy But still he gave Eve pain He may have passed the chicken by But in other ways raised Cain. Safety Pins. Safety pins are bad .for very young children when swallowed open. As a matter of fact they are not to be recommended as a food when closed, for one of the peculari- ties of safety pins is that they are likely to open at any time no matter how embarrass- ing or painful the process may be. Wlhen a safety pin decides to unclasp it either sbalbs someone or lets something drop. In the first case the result is painful, and in the second it may be a total loss of dignity. Teacher:- Can anyone tell me the tlhree foods required to keep the body in health? . Joe:- Yer breakfast, yer dinner, yer supper. Miss Robins:- I'm always chasing rainbows. Witty Senior:- With the rain off. Hattie:- Now that you are graduated Jesse what are you going to he? Jesse:- B1e? Why just think what I am. . oi TI BBS For.Good Fresh Cement at any time go to P. E. Tubbs, the cement dealer and contractor. He does all kinds of cement work and has fresh cement on hand' at all times. If you have any plastering see him also. Our Advertisers Made This Book Possible -fn.