Benton High School - Benecho Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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Benton Store Co. - Department Store l., We Lead in the Following Lines: SHOES FOR THE FAMILY LADIES FINE DRESS GOODS GENTS FURNISHINGS FRESH CLEAN GROCERIES . Agency Eor the FORD The Universal Car We carry every part to repair a Ford. , L M . . I W :-XX Benton Store Company Bento n--- P enna . Oni' .Xml 'VI I 'PII B k P1 ll

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, ,gu- THE ORACLE 4l Miss Robins:-Willis define nuisance. Willis:-New cents are like other coppers teacher only a little brighter. Miss R.-Eva let me hear you define nuisance. Eva-New Scents is fancy kinds of perfume that aint like Cologne or Jockey Club. Little Girl-My mamma is home washing' the dishes. Little Hoy-My mamma don't have to lwaslh dishes, we keep a dog. iMr. Sutliff-What is it that bees make William? W'illiam-Sore spots, sir. Ernest-Say, do you know, l started in life as a barefoot boy. Minarcl-Well, l'lI tell you right here, I wasn't horn with shoes on either. Rev. Thirdly-Little 'boy do you smoke cigarettes? Boy-No sir, would a chew do just as well? Suitor-I am sure I can support at family. Her futher-Better consider it carefully, theres ten of us. Mark Twain said he met a young lady on a train who introduced herself and said she enjoyed his stories so much especially Little -Rreechesn twritten 'by John Hayb. I agree with you, madam, but you have put the Little Breecfhesn on the wrong man. Teacher-Do you know where little boys that smoke cigarettes go? Boy-'Yes-fm, back he-hind our stable uster he the safest place but mom's on to it now. Teacher-Max you may give me il definition of hiprocrucy. Max-lt's when a teller suis he loves his teacher. eneral ' p js erchanclise . . -loi- Dealer in A new lot of Dry Goods and a full line of Foot Rest Hose GENERAL MERCHANDISE just feeeived- SPORTING Goons All kinds of Root Bee sup- plies. AND COAL --lei! A. B. McHenry Stillwater Pa. Putronlze Om' Advertisers

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T H E O R A C L E 43 The Store of Foocl We have the finest line of Groceries in Town. We will always offer you the best cakes and bread to be got- ten. A New System of Family Pro- tection THE PRUDENTIAL Again serving as a pioneer in the business of Industrial Life Insurance, Issues the WEEKLY INCOME INSUR- ANCE POLICY Iimg 1-less, e gfgiwg - Pro r' tor P 19 I IJ IU! Il,,ll Il U l ll ll ll 'UI I-I Portrait Idhntngrapha U D If you desire the best class of Portrait Photographs, Groups or En- largcments, at reasonable prices, you should at least, call and examine our work before placing your next order. CAPWELUS 5552933 STUDIO West Main Street BLOOMSBURG, PA. I'ull'onizv Om' Ad vortlsvrs